I HAVE BLOOD! (6/5/10-448)

[Thecammixo]

This was my very first video i watched, and ever since this video i have been a subscriber, and i watch them everyday! :)

[PuppyGirl29]

At 5:50 it looks like the Goslines! lol

[bellaella4877]

Sontards laugh is kinda creepy...

[juliagoeswildtheshow]

do you ever wonder how they smell?

[saraclarke20]

Literary the 1st Shaytards video that I watched :)

[jillianbradshaw]

that is a sad dump.

[msemma917]

I golf like Babytard

[elsapress]

I've been at that playplace thing! by the JCPennies!

[llamasarefuzzy7]

Feel sorry for the people who have to pick up all those golf balls.

[Tooschoolforcool1590]

:)

[JesseWayne3x]

Omg i remember watching this the day it was uploaded!

[teckdeckman123]

LOL! @ 12:20

[crazytard100]

BT:why wont it move screw it!! she chucks it lol baby tard!

[Blueninja5678]

Sontards laugh makes me want to laugh but wen babytard laughs it makes me want to go Awwwwwwwww and wen princestard laughs it make me hav a eyebrow go up

[LittleMissMaryPat]

i love sontards laugh

[moshimeebas]

Cool babytards so sweet, sontard is awesome, princesstard has a sweet laugh, Rocktard Has the cutest baby look ever, katielett is so pretty and shay, you rock! ( remind me if I missed anyone out) love u guys!

[abbydoodlelovesjb]

@moshimeebas MALICHI IS NOW MAD U >:( lol

[moshimeebas]

@abbydoodlelovesjb omg ya I LOVE MALICHI! LOL!

[abbydoodlelovesjb]

@moshimeebas Malichi:Hey moshimeebas,I forgive you. :)

[123friskie]

lol......love ur videoes

[SuperHero5499]

Why are you so psycho? Nice to see you do not promote underage driving. :L GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL!!!!!!

[ashleyandalicefan]

RockTard was playing with that very same giant fish that was in this video :)

[CosmicloverFilms]

Babytard: I have blood!

Katilette: Well at least you're human!

[Transformerz217]

Wow, you guys do a lot of things!. My life, i don't do none of those things no more. :/

[legitripstickers]

1:59 I WANNA BOOB DADDY

[mrscrazybieberlover]

sontard's laugh makes me giggle..

[rocktheparty511]

1:59 I WANNA BOOB DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[annamariavandyk]

This video made me laugh lol and babytard is the best baby golfer ever lol

[snoopysings79]

looking back at his old vlogs he looks soo much different

[ForeverGal11]

Relax Shay! In 5 more days, the baby will be delivered!

[Ronaldinho0927]

Shay is more of a horny person in his old vlogs. he makes less references to sex now.. lol

[killersaad]

@Ronaldinho0927 lol wtf

[WesleyGW]

OH SAY IT ISN'T SO!!!! Tard family....please sell old stuff OR donate to charity!!!! No dumps XOXO

[linagiris]

i almost pee in my pants when i saw u singing because you love you love your love is my drug hahahahahha

[thecherryboo1]

Actually, running while a sprinkler is turned on or while it is raining, you actually get more wet. Running creates more surfaces fo water to touch.

[MrDanman84]

that machine that sontard wants to go on at 7:20, ish, is in one of the more modern vlogs, with skinny shay

[thannabel2beckyshw]

love your vids!!!



[irishchickxoxo]

we had the same stroller for 10 years

[LaughingOutKraut]

Woah, I miss that yard!

[sandrakowalczyk27]

watching this on December 17th, and it is so weird to see shay this big!! OMG he looks amazing now ! im so proud

[elfbeauty1]

@sandrakowalczyk27 thats my birthday! haha sorry random

[benguntrip1]

i like babytard dress and top.

[StrawhatxLuffy]

So nostalgic to come back and watch old videos when there's not enough new footage to satisfy my ShayTARD needs :)

Shay looks so much better now, though it was still really fun when he was ShayPLUSed! (Shay + plus size?) :p

[mundmandrummer]

This was my first every ShayTards vlog! It's crazy. Seeing the kids growing up, Shay's weight loss. Everything has gone by so fast. I'm happy for Shay and his success. To anyone how hasn't already...SUBSCRIBE TO THE SHAYTARDS! It's the best youtube decision you'll ever make!

[xSABOTEUR132x]

i dont see anyting wrong with vids like this. i am on the side of candypants916 here. although i see why theye hate. its the REAL LIFE videos that wake the trolls

[candypants916]

THIS IS FOR ALL THE HATTERS WHO HATE SHAYTARDS _!_ _!_ FUCK U WHATS WRONG WITH U GUYS HE IS JUST TRYING TO MAKE U LAUGH SOOOO FUCK U IF HATE THEM _!_

[browningcrazy62]

i miss these vlogs

[browningcrazy62]

i LOVE babytard I HATE PRINCESSTARD!!!!!1

[omnitrixboi109]

i love it how they actually call eachother tard

[XoJ3LLYFI5HoX]

@MACVSOG345 -.- Dont Call shay a retard

[MACVSOG345]

@XoJ3LLYFI5HoX momTARD, BabyTARD, SonTARD RETARD!!

[mamamia001ful]

@Rainbowstar1002 me too

[Jesskma22222]

awwww I miss this house.

[246randy246]

Babytard,we all have blood. Hope that isnt disturbing to you! XD

[TheIlovemusic8]

serously i think that song (your love is my drug) is haunting me i here it like on every video that someone is in a car......CREEPY!

[spraypaint1010]

Rocktard laughs like baby tars did here

[hetsjojo]

I wanna buy some balls too!

[kingbadass2]

It wont be the first time mommytard has had to pay a fine for balls... Hahahahaha that's funny!!!

[MyK8t]

out of all the shaytard vlogs i like this one the most.

[GUCCI4126]

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[kittyannfun1]

Loving the hat :D

[cubbiely]

pause at 8:28 :D

[TheSmexySalad101]

3:39 hamster laugh

[mutialovesparkles]

omg, they were so young <3

[mcara10]

i love this intro

[Chubbyboyvideos]

3:36 for the best laugh ever

[irishdancer116]

Luv u babytard!!!! She had all the attention then rocktard came. I luv him but babytard the best then the othr 2 r ok but they kinda annoy me luv luv luv 

[juicym8]

Babytard is so cute on the driving range :)

[CRAZYMusicParodies]

3:40 epic laugh!!!!

[buggyangel]

Babytard = ADOOOORABLE!!!!!! <3<3<3

[ColtonD620]

sontards so strong

[ColtonD620]

where you get the blood babytard

[Char187xB2x141]

XD - what did i just fuckin watch???

[PenguinsRule990]

@Char187xB2x141 a shaytard video

[MyGreatLife1729]

i love sontards chipmunk laugh :) so cute!

[LIZso12]

the red shirt shay is wearing in this vlog he is giving it away on iphonetard(:

[iTzChilledx]

Am I the only one who noticed the amazing tags?

[elephantslovebacon16]

@iTzChilledx lololololol!

[KenGreger]

say tart you are asome brent im 8 yers old

[lucyswain12]

i couldnt stop laughing when babytard was trying to play golf

[lucyswain12]

I LOVE SONTARDS LAUGH!!! :D

[cecefunkytown55]

Love 2:28 lol

[bonza4clarinet]

I love this intro...brings back good memories. :)

[roxanney4]

Princesstard is fearless AND MOMMYTARD IS HUGE!!

[NicoleAndEmily123]

When BabyTard laughs my heartmelts and their should be a warning on LOUD SHAY lol at 1:20

[MsThehappyqueen24]

lol i love boobies! no i dont but shay does

[MsThehappyqueen24]

aww babytard is so cute

[keg2014]

3:28 "why are you so phyco?!?"

haha, umm...maybe because you're there dad...? XD

[AppleTechOps]

i was dying of laughter at babytard! so cute how she swings :)

[Shirley5674]

Lol its so funny how babytard hit the ball

[FrankieisGreen4ever]

rocktard was born 3 days after this <3

[xXxOpTicRusherxXx]

Dont kill babytard.....i think her mom likes her! Xd dude shay you are one funny dude you should do stand up bro.

[crashandburns1]

What is the real names of the tards

[xoxosummer13]

What are the kids real names

[naklinds21]

@xoxosummer13 Private. For safety. You'll probably get yelled at for this question. It's a legit question, but people get upset. Just go with the tard names.

[Firesttar]

3:39 Sontards laugh sounds like a chipmunk <3

[3gymgirl3]

I love the tags

[angrygamer1]

until she gave birth mommytard was PREGNANT TARD!

[happiesmileangel]

soo cutte!!!1



[GPnerfProductions]

yayayayayay



[iluvponies9403]

this is the first video i have ever seen

[MsPeaceLover2k10xx]

Sontards laugh!!!! :DDD xx

[duxxNidaho]

where were u at the mall

[55moki]

5:38 i love boobies

[55moki]

1:15 angry attack

[pierspolkiss]

Lol babytard waddles over and I HAF BLUUUD LOL

[pierspolkiss]

Sontard( laughing) : heheheheheheheh LOL

[MayaKorem]

Lol do they have like.. real names?

[filbank]

@MayaKorem yep =0

[webkinzpinkydoodle99]

The like bar is as big as Shay's Heart :) 

[iLoveRWJsoMuchxD]

"I want a boob daddy" "Ok ill take you to the boob central" lol shay you are hilarious :)

[meee617]

I want to be a Tard! I know, I'll call my self, Re Tard!

[AlalalalalalongBobM]

I LOVEE SONTARDS LAUGH!! HAHAHAH :dDD

[Pyrolecta]

I love Sontard's and Babytard's laugh!

[Courtneyyyyy1217]

Sontard's Laugh Is EPIC!!! I love it!! :P



[Camp2Rocker]

babytard was the best

[022ft]

dad dad dad!! What? im all out, oh wanna few of my balls lololololololololololololol

[bgsquiggy]

I bet Babytard has been tickled a MILLION times

[calvinc12345]

was Babytard ever jealous of Rocktard?

[fjcruiseruser1]

She won't have to pay a fine for my balls

[GleekGlambert21]

im gonna guess u werent expecting another kid, cus of babytards name:) shes not the baby no more

[cheezmasterz1103]

2:00.

[MsMIJA2011]

dis fam nd vid is so fucken dum im srry but diz shit ant even funny >=P

[hotdogg1998]

and rocktard is born 4 days later

[Diggoch]

I think this is my first vlog, and i never missed one :)

[chimchar817]

This was my first shaytards vlog ever! I've been hooked ever since :D

[drjanahay]

omg babytard trying to golf is the cutest thing.

[smileyysara]

You make me excited to have kids.. and im fifteen.. hahaha.

[Siontje]

@smileyysara Haha Me too and im 12!

[FANshaytards]

i think katilette is the only lady that is still nice and active when pregnant

[Mscreativegirl799]

I love it when babytard laughs it is so cute and I know everyone hears this but someday i hope that i have a family like shay's because they are a perfect family omg :)

[00013063]

OMG I ALMOST PISSED MY PANTS AT 2:17- 2:26

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

Shay Tard dad is a great dad, and seems to have a great personality...but how could a fat hairy guy like him land such a hot wife? If I were her, I'd find a hot guy with a great personality....also, the son needs to lose weight.

[JJMM33]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 When they got married he weighed 190 lbs.  And some people aren't shallow.

[kurosaki0001000]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 shay wasnt fat were them two got together, and allow the son man jheeze

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@kurosaki0001000 This is how America gets a bad rep...we let our kids get fat and grow up fat, instead of trying to help them, and help ourselves. I'm so glad I'm going to be better to my kids and keep them skinny and healthy.

Where does it say that he wasn't fat when they got together?

[kurosaki0001000]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 keep them skinny?, jus give them the right amount of foods and dont worry to much about itt. and i think the biggest problem in america are the guns, its crazy how most people can buy guns just like that and buy bullets in a supermarket, now that crazy

[SweetLikeSugarCanes9]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 listen. these vlogs are to make us happy and make us laugh, i definitely do watching their vlogs who cares if shay is "fat" which he isnt, hes just got a little extra shay ;) and who cares what people are commenting. you know you need to just, calm the f down and stop talking about america's rep or shiz. ok? goddd

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@SweetLikeSugarCanes9 I mention it because his son is fat! The little girls aren't. GOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[SweetLikeSugarCanes9]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 its called PUPPY FAT? not everyone goes through that phase but im sure sontard is going through it. and pick on someone your own age, loser.

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@SweetLikeSugarCanes9 Alright alright. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.....I was "picking' on Shay....he's a 31 yr old grown man....I'm 22. I wasn't picking on the kid....just saying the parents should watch the "puppy fat".

K bye baby? I love youuu....you look hot.

[RainbowsNSmiles13]

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF THE WHEEL!" xD

[Wilburbug28]

i <3 boobies is actually a breast cancer foundation, all the teens have bracelets that say that on them. all proceeds go to breast cancer research :)

[AyyeLuhvin]

when my om was prego she walked around the mall and im pretty sure the next day i was born.....like three days early before new years -__-

[Kawaiipinay15]

shay looks sssooo skinnier!

[Kawaiipinay15]

@Kawaiipinay15 skinnier now*

[MegaCoffebean]

son tard laughs like a chimpmonk

[AnnaandJessrthebest]

2:27 AHA

[CookingFan101]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2011 :)

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@CookingFan101 Why do people care about thumbs up for watching a video in 2011? Who the FUCK cares if it's 2011 and watching a certain video. Wtf is wrong with Youtube...

[CookingFan101]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 whats the matter with you?

[FFXIWarriorqueen1]

@FFXIWarriorqueen1 Sorry...but I keep seeing people saying "thumbs up if you're watching this in 2011." Does that mean "thumb me up because I'm watching an old video in 2011" or "thumb me up because I survived the fake Rapture"? I'm confused...why does it matter when you watch something.

[MintiFreshGal]

Sontard's laugh @ 3:40 so cute!

[AriannaBeauty]

Why would you ask why princessTard is psyco because obviously she is SHAY CARLS kid...

[YourNotSorry1012]

babytard looks like she has red hair in the thumb nail.

[fattyyy13x]

i love how millions of people just watch your daily lives for fun...you guys are too cool:')

[dranzer26]

I get attached to things very easily. I have a stuffed animal lion that you can't buy anymore, very rare, that is as old as me. I am 23, turning 24 in 2 months. I can't get rid of it even though it is old and has holes. I went through 4 lions, 1 pig, and 1 lamb from the same brand, Playskool Sunzzles Blankies.

[reapermachine]

i searched for 6 gun swingin

[saireify]

(thinking a serious, deep philosophical talk is coming) "Do you guys ever get emotionally attached to inanimate objects?...I do, especially since seeing Toy Story" LOL

[candyloverOMG]

i miss this intro

[HelloKittyCandyCutie]

i <3 baby tard so cute

[dreamgirl1461]

my brother has a hat that says dont rush me i get payed by the hour

[dreamgirl1461]

SONTARDS laugh is halarius

[MeaganChan80]

first Shaytards video ever, thank you featured videos!!

[bobWuzHere100]

prego tard lol

[desty9512]

Happy

[ajharloop]

I WANT A BOOB DADDY-shay/rocktard

[GrungeRobb]

all have a name babytard mommytard but 1.Problem i'm a kid 10 years old lolz... but who is the RETARD? ,XD hahahahahah lolz

[luckyduck1017]

Babytard is a PRO at golf!

[THELAUGHMASTER10]

you want a few of my balls LOL!!!