How to get laid if you are a Gamer! by Purple Pants (Modern Warfare 3 Gameplay/Commentary)

[BodaciousBeaver]

the quote fuck bitches get money is actually talking about disregarding them not how you are using the term fucking. Its the less sophiscticated way of saying "disregard females, aquire currency."

[FaithGamingUK]

I know no-one wants to be bothered by petty advertising (I hate it too, so I hate myself for this) but I would REALLY appreciate it if some of you guys check out our channel, we really need help starting out, since commentating is such a tough field to get reconised in. We will be doing online MW3 commentaries, as well as commentating on small-time online unofficial gamebattles between us and other clans, similar to the MLG Pro Circuit. Thanks for you're time :) -PATRiOT

[dillonkelsey1]

True ladies men know. It isn't about alcohol or money. I never used to have either and still hooked up with many beautiful wemon. I realize this guy is just kidding but you younger men should not get the wrong idea. Chicks want confidence. You portray confidence and they will come running. Being drunk doesn't hurt though.

[StilcLaN]

why is everyone hating this is a sick commentary . sure the gameplays not that good but he well funny

[gerbalbat]

didit then she got a little to nasty and shit on my chest dont fuckin do it

[jk1111111111111]

In Australia people drink at 15 years old

[xPriceyShotz]

@jk1111111111111 umm.......... no its 18 do actually live AUS

[YOitzHECTIC]

Lol. I just flash my wallet and they get naked. And its true girls these days are super easy to fuk. Just say free alcohol

[Danty033]

I love ur sense of humor.

[EpilepticNinja24]

Come to the girl and Say the MAGIC WORDS OF WISDOM---RAPE ME!!!

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

well with meth you can get girls easy sad but them days are over but had the hottest by that method

[ImortalXenon]

Well i tried your tactic... Now I have a restraining order filed against me and i have to wear an eyepatch because she scratched my eye with her alcohal soaked nails.... It was a good idea though

[werewolfgirl1995]

Just be yourself

[WWJDBibleStudyTime]

you are LEGEND

[gassesv]

This is so funny

[thehomerunking123097]

fuck bitches get money!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DownedEagle]

/shit

[pebos1234567890]

this is so funny haters get a joke

[bobblob23vr2]

win her over...with chloroform

[iMxVayne]

I didnt know Nick Swardson did commentaries.

[pietercoolman19]

I luuuuuuuv uuuuuuuuu tooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!

sooo muuch !!!!! <3 x3 <3 x3 <3 x3 <3 xxxxxx

BTW I'm a bitch and i want rosé all over my tits.

[readiecodGOD]

DUDE I TRIED IT, IT DOES WORK, BUT THEY HAVE TO BE EVER DRUNK



[TSxGaming115]

Is it bad that i did this and she called her dad to soo me for wrecking her dress?

[patrizzle1]

@TSxGaming115 soo you? go back to school

[anotheruser123pt]

Punch her in the head real Fu**ing Hard...when she falls down unconscious

Do her while she sleeps.

[TheLordLuke11]

I don't see why the video has so many freaking dislikes. People, It's a joke. Grow up.

[daftpumkins]

It doesn't work I need something stronger and more expensive

[764zay]

i got slaped then it worked

[SuperGoldenGhost]

I think is easy to get laid if you have a dick as huge as you dislike bar

[godhailmaple]

@SuperGoldenGhost haha, wrong women are scared of big dicks...you my friend, are the ultimate virgin anything below 7 and a half inches and above 3 and a half is what they like best.

[WowItsEj]

@godhailmaple above 3 and a half? bro im 14 and my dick is like 4 and a half without erection. i would say from 5 to 7 1/2

[extremepanda911]

@WowItsEj haha u faget kid grow up bitch ahahah ur pretty gay o and 5 to 7and a half is a big different u little fuck

[WowItsEj]

@extremepanda911 dam calm down all im saying is 3 inches is really small

[MdeezyisG]

funny and stupid



[poptart217]

I lawld!

[Twistedtownee2000]

luls i <3 how this video started a flame war :3

[xShenaniiganZx]

If you take this shit serious, your a fucking retard. He's joking..

[sdfgsdfghjkl]

fags

[YayCutiePants]

just a bunch off degrading pieces off shit

[flameofretribution1]

@YayCutiePants Learn to spell "of" before you go around criticizing people.

[YayCutiePants]

@flameofretribution1 hwadd fdkdfs fksdfd say what ?

[SadeLouYau]

And this is why you are single mate.

[lashawn20000]

im not a dude im a gurl its called having a dudes name lol but ya when u goin to hit me up handsome :3

[Nabby908]

The youtube community is so ruined now I love it how people cant take a joke people need to shut the fuck up

Rainer is so Funny You guys need to stop crying

[TheLichsLair]

That was not a Tosh quote. That is a saying by 4 year olds from the last 40 years.

[scape895]

i did it and it did work =)

[miguel544]

Lmao who took this serious please kill your self

[FoldClipBack]

Daniel Tosh <3

[xMilzY1100x]

CHECK OUT MY VIDS!!!!

[Bacons134]

this video made me realize how many watchers are young and virgin.

its is just a game, probly took it too serious.

[JPbeastful]

All who disliked didn't watch to find out it was a joke you haters btw it's called flirting

[415mrozek]

If ppl would actually watch the video for longer than 45 seconds, theyd find out it was a joke

[RainersGaming]

@415mrozek Appreciate that man your a good guy.

[MadlyDecent]

your GAY!

[XPwnSauceX]

Wow, if this is unserious im direct subbing. If you are serious fuck off

[RainersGaming]

@XPwnSauceX Not serious at all joking around I made a comm for respawn im submitting kind of explaining the point of the video and why I think people didnt understand it was a joke.

[Youcansuckme69]

I lol'd so hard at this. I think its supposed to be satire, so take it easy people.

[RainersGaming]

@Youcansuckme69 Thanks man for understanding man. XD

[ydoch1]

Kind of a akward video

[sasuke6919]

why you hate

[SiberianNinjaX]

the majority of people watching this video are underage so not only are you promoting underage drinking, you aren't even funny...

[Nabby908]

@SiberianNinjaX Are you serious Bro In the com he says that he does not want anyone under the age of 21 the illegally buy alcohol and he also says it a joke you need to grow the fuck up and maybe watch the whole thing next time Fucking hater

[SiberianNinjaX]

@Nabby908 You can't go on for that long about it then say it's a joke. It is my respectable opinion that I don't agree with the commentary and I have the right to say so. I didn't find it funny and judging by the like/dislike bar, I'm not the only one. It's also funny that I need to grow up but you resort to cussing at me and name calling....way to get your point across

[julioblack1]

Why are all this bitches disliking?

[julioblack1]

The funny thing is i've been doing this since I started clubing and it WORKS! I laughed so hard when he said you have to pop rozay ahahah

[1234567djc]

SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

[KottonKrew]

I tell them my K/D ratio and they love me for it :O

[Asparctu]

@ VotePaineJefferson You overlooked his biggest mistake. don't call woman bitches on the internetz

or just anywhere o__O

[GoWTrio]

I honestly don't have any 'strategies' I'm more of a spur of the moment guy. I guess it works for me seeing as I've met the love of my life now. :D

[xzeroxz17]

Lol I think everyone disliked this video before he said just kidding xD

[AJAppLeJacKsz]

@xzeroxz17 i agree LOL

[ninjapig123]

Your a dick!

[ODSThunter8]

Yeah well I don't try to fuck bitches right off the bat. And I don't fucking ruffie them.

[XxC0LL4T3R4LxX]

@ODSThunter8 Yeah well good thing it's a fucking joke

[Marckymarc1999]

LOL at 1 time he didnt stop saying : tits tits tits

[goale519]

Uhh.. I just fuck them, does that work..?

[iFluffex]

Good thing is my girl plays mw3 with me.

[maxzito70]

im 11 and dis works 4 me.

say hi...

say u like their boobs.

offer them a roofiesed juice box *wink wink*

when they say no, if they say no, call them a dirty whore and find someone else

if they say yes, let them drink it all up (oh yeah babeh)

Git da bitches, titties, AND hunnads and fitties

[tar21madness]

@maxzito70 you.....are a messed up 11 year old

[StrictFocus]

I believe the proper term is, fuck bitches get neopoints.

[raymondmalone1234567]

I did it and I worked the first time

[benmaxbob32]

you dont need rose

just a huge dong

[ChocolateMilk271]

Are you really saying that about women? We aren't like that. We're just like you , but a different gender. I know it's a joke , but please don't say that about us girls.

[navyreaper011]

Ur funny man mr and my friend watched ur vid and were laughing a lot

[jere22ful]

Wow dude u can tell he is lonely

[RyanCrest5]

this guy obviously lives in jersey

[MrCamFisher]

if your friends told you to do this, heads up, they aint your friends.

[Veromom10]

Dont impersanate a rapper again

[doddsydodds]

Wow you're a cunt. Rosé is also not that expensive, well maybe to you who has to make these shitty videos for cash it is.

[nitrokng]

Went to my girls house, drank whiskey, got a pink taco. Don't worry I used rubber

[TheSOA20]

don't wear purple pants

[RTSXxoverxXFPS]

How I pick up woman? I dont Play Mw3 and i dont have a nerdy voice like yourself,the last time i had ANYTHING close to that voice was when i had a blocked nose and i sounded like caboose.

[RaysaleFTWKirovmw2]

guys stop bitching. you clicked a video titles "how to get laid if you are a gamer" what did you expect? haters.

[SKILLProducers]

Im like hey...you like fists in your ass right, and 00% percent of the time they're like yeah of course, and after tht I just fist em'

[mw2HaZe]

Make a series called how to get laid if your a flamer

[mw2HaZe]

Make a series called how to get laid if your a flamed

[courtneyyx17]

You guys do know that hes joking right??

[Compendyum]

Its virtually impossible to be a gamer and get laid.

[waffleBAM]

I came here to be entertained and instead I had to listen to your fucking retarded douchiness thanks man.

[McAbs23]

@waffleBAM fuck u hater he's got a better channel then u and just cause ur an annoying bitch whos scarfing down dorritos doesnt mean u gotta come over here and bitch just cause he didnt get a MOAB

[XxC0LL4T3R4LxX]

@waffleBAM This is entertaining. It's a lot better than 50-0 moab gameplays you see every fucking day

[XForsakenSniper]

I love Rainer, but this isn't his best work. He was suggested this, Its kind of hard to commentate what you've already commentated on.

[TheWancho92]

lol



[Vapetzi]

i doesnt matter what the fuck you are, if you dont have the skills then you dont get any ladies

[marshallruddock]

"I don't go flawless, I don't die". Wtf?

[xD1CE]

@marshallruddock He said "it's not like I don't die."

[Multi18only]

The title already made me bang my head against the wall.

[TheMrwarior]

do you even say this things too your mom ???I BAT CAUSE GIRLS HATE YOU for your discusting boring and full of insults!!!!!!!and here again machinima takes anthor idiot to work with them!!!!!!

[CronicXImpulse]

If your sick of stupid fucking machinima piece of shit videos come check out my channel its still growing and i am constantly making improvements please feel free so sub its greatly appreciated

[VotePaineJefferson]

How to get laid:

Step 1: Don't listen to this idiot

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

[Luckyboydied]

You're using the pp90m1, and you sound like a douche...I doubt you can give any of us tips on gettin girls

[willisenglish4eva]

this is gay...

[ElocinDrobs]

Find yourself a nice gamer girl and woo her.

[ClutchFR4G]

this guy is obviously a virgin, holy fuck listen to the guy

[TheSinisterTurtle]

I really hope this was made as a joke...

[RainersGaming]

@TheSinisterTurtle This was made as a joke not for anyone to take it seriously sad thing is people took it serious and that is a shame.

[kingjr180002]

0:37 it sounds like u said " i watch daniel tosh porno =D

[bowzer08]

I tried that, wanta know how it went, just ask your mom!!!!!

[sanerprot]

taking advice from a gamer ... just saying

[Queerfukstudios]

Get laid by respecting a girl and falling in love with her, then in time she will put out for you because she loves you.

[Queerfukstudios]

Machinima sucks because of people like you.

[jim007j]

some people need a high five... in the face... with a chair.

[ctimefresh]

In Toronto , Canada you just have to be 19 to buy alcohol :-P

[xAllstarMAX]

Doesn't work, i think its been patched.

[grovephil33]

i just watched that episode of tosh.0

[GoTcHathg]

i did fuck bitches and earn money but than i took an arrow to my knee

arrow >>>-----[knee]------>

[gamerboyproductions4]

Said that wierd lol

[gamerboyproductions4]

Damn im botta pee my pants. Wanna fuck bitches!

[FremtonProductions]

You sound like NIck swardson

[jejeroyetompson]

I listened to this video, than i heard Bud Light Lime and realized that this guys probably never got laid XD

[XxC0LL4T3R4LxX]

@jejeroyetompson You're gay XD

[matthijs122]

306 views 761 likes and 1570 dislikes, hmm I might go back to my university and ask what I did I advanced math class

[ktown4life1337]

@matthijs122 You should head over and see your English teacher and ask him why he never taught you how to construct a coherent sentence.

[matthijs122]

@ktown4life1337 hmm maybe cuz its youtubee and i am not writin a fkn essay or paper, one ting i hate iz grammur and such its a load of bullcrap invented by people who like making useless rules so they can look smart which they are not grammar nazis are tightly wound pussies who can't do math, chemistry, biology, physics etc. just crapping everybody about their grammar fkn shtfacing and pretending to be smart. so no i will not go and ask my ENGLISH teacherzzz to "construct a coherent sentence''.

[ktown4life1337]

@matthijs122 well maybe you should, cause my nine year old daughter is better at forming sentences than you Lol...

"grammur and such its a load of bullcrap invented by people who like making useless rules so they can look smart "

do you drag your knuckles when you walk?

[matthijs122]

@ktown4life1337 hahaha, I just luv to c grammarnazis all tightly wound up and ready to burst into grammatical correct sentences, sayin what is wrong with ma grammar. bwt iv ur too stopid 2 notiz i may or may not dit itz on purpozs, u know ? You funnieee, btw I had a eeeight in english 83 to be precise, highest education level , you know academic? no? guess you wouldn't... 

[ktown4life1337]

@matthijs122 I'm not a grammar Nazi... I'm just not a fan of un-educated people... like I said... my 9 year old can come off more intelligent than yourself... that's seriously sad for you lol...

you keep pretending though you have post secondary education, and ill continue 2 laugh at ya, ok? good.

[matthijs122]

@ktown4life1337 I am not a big fan of un-educated people either, but I hate when people think someone isn't educated just because they commented on a youtube video in a

non-grammatical correct way. Just to know, where are you from? And just to let you know, English is not my native language.

[matthijs122]

@ktown4life1337 hahaha weedhead we legalized weed here a long time ago... jamaican douchebag

[joonasse33]

How I got ladies.. I dont need many ladies, I can say, Its just easier and very much better to have very hot girlfriend...but how to got hot girlfriend, I know I was lucky but there is few tips

1.Dont say a word of other girls when she listens

2.Talk a loooot to her

3. First date---> movie or eating.

4.Dont ask her to have sex at first time when u are hangin by only you two

5. When u are kissing or just laying down at the bed, touch her back-> they love it.

6. GIVE ATTENTION MUCH!

Thats my way.

[cisco385]

@joonasse33 you copied me ha jk buy yeah thats a good way to get a girl that is worth your time amd money ha

[joonasse33]

@cisco385 Oh sorry :D it wasnt my goal to copy anyone :DD Yeah and Im that kind of guy that wants that one girl, one good girl is worth of many not as "good"

[065230393b]

its funny how many people thought it was serious...you guys fail

[chimpz4ever]

You need Jesus, my brother.

[larsneleman]

This guy is hilarious

[Soccernick7]

Bud Light Lime....

Look out, we got a badass over here!

[Motroni23]

Be yourself.

[gunisasniper]

@Motroni23 no that dont work where out of the 1990's

[ConDemZ]

this is called date rape

[adenney13]

This man. Is a god.

[NuthinStupid]

Well i tried it. It WORKED! (sorta) i got a bj. Thats good enough for ME! FBGM!!

[Robinno12]

everyone should watch "a serbian film"

[CodPlayerFinder08]

Another boring commentator? Damn what a shame this guy is on machinima. Theres a guy I know that goes by " iBroughtATentzx " that deserves the views this chump is getting. Thumbs Up If you know who I'm talking about.

[vCreativee]

Retards wen u get 2k u can apply for a partnership with machinina.. Now stop asking why he's on machinina

[MoodiEBeaR]

im from uk and when i get pissed i get fucked every time because i dont care about putting myself in shame when im drunk and it works:D

[MRM34N1]

do for real i tryed that i said free beers and they piled in bro thanks bro

[alars100]

i don't understand why machinima does include someone like you in its channel

[CAIDMASTEROFPYRO]

lol rose' isn't hard liqueur its basically pink champaign and you can grab a bottle of it for like $10

[WhatxCounts]

You're a fucking idiot

[jimmycodmw2]

Lol this guy is a joke

[2kBen10]

i think its a trick where he is trying to get ways to pick up girls :)

[The8BITNews]

I used the goat method pissed on my beard and didn't give her time to run run.

[TheDutchReviewers]

i used to make arrow to the knee jokes , but then i shot myself in the foot again -__-

[AndroidToWarfare]

You just gotta be funny around them and occasionly mAke slow moves

[swiIson]

dont think i could ever take advice on girls from someone who uploads call of duty videos on youtube.... lol. sort out your own life first. btw, nice dislikes.

[MonsterCockerel69]

I tried it...

I got a slap and im £20 down.

Thank a lot Purple Pants