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  • in the final scenes, why does the guy on the left have his fly open? wouldnt he die???

  • Its a 500 day experiment in Russia to simulate the journey to Mars and back.

    The volunteeres have been locked in a simulated environment to see if they can last the simulated journey. It will help to better understand long term group isolation before the eventual manned mission to mars

  • This is the worst fake Mars landing footage ever filmed!

    The Russians need to catch up! The American faked moon landing footage was WAY more realistic, AND THAT WAS FILMED IN THE '60's!

    I'm shocked. I thought the Russians were much further ahead in their fakedspace program. They really need to step up their game.

  • @MartianStories It wasnt faked you dolt!

  • @MrJimmyjam24 Ah. So you're really going to sit there and tell me that, right off the Lander, they found a perfectly nice Quonset Hut, complete with festive interior Christmas Lighting, that they could chill and relax in to get away from nasty cosmic radiation? I guess the Martians celebrate Christmas, and were just happy to set up a fine rest-stop for the Russians?

    I guess America really HAS lost a lot of reputation in the last 12 years. The Martians used to LOVE us!

  • @MartianStories I was just saying the moon landing wasn't faked lol.

  • @MrJimmyjam24 Yes, I know that. And I know the moon landings were real. There are now scientific instruments on the moon, left by the Apollo astronauts, that communicate with Earth with lasers. It was real, they went. Despite what the tinfoil hats say.

    And I was making a joke in the first place.

  • Russian space crew landing on Mars in Moscow....what? Is this possible? I landed on the statue of liberty in Canada...?!?!

  • @AlexanderGamez911 are u retarded its simulated for the future flight to mars, they want to see human demands on a long journey to mars fuking kids with stupid imaginations

  • Я не верю в это.

  • NICE SHOW.Wat your goonna call this ,U should of just made a gay porn out of this.

  • It Looks like the set was built in a quonset hut.

  • @ulises160484 They did, all of the conspiracies about them not can easily be explained using science and common sence. Something people like you who can't spell 'the' right lack.

  • I made a video like this in my basement!!

  • All I am gonna say say is ZIP UR FLY GUY ON THE LEFT (sitting down) Would he not be dead?????

  • OMG Russia landed on Mars! Wow! why was this not in the news!?

  • US NEVER LANDED DE MOON..

    THEY WILL DIE DREAMING, BUT NEVER HAPPENED

  • @ulises160484 Then how do you explain the fact that the USSR was following them close and that they never called it a fraud? Explain that professor.

  • @drakethick1

    Why?

    Have you landed to the moon?

    hahahaha....keep dreaming... God bless Hollywood !!!

    Uh.. we started landing on the moon in 1969. First guy was named Neil Armstrong.

    There was a lot of covereage, I'm surprised you missed it.

    Or are you another conspiracy goon?

    Consider: how the hell could a country pull off such a hoax when that same country can't/won't finish a war with a vastly inferior enemy in over ten years?

  • I believe it. Wow! Why didn't the news cover this?

  • there not in mars

  • Пиздёш полнейшый про нас

  • Just like Neil Armstrong landing on the Moon. :)

  • @unparallelshadows-hmm, hi Vincent. YouTube is a small place afterall. It's me, dalek14mc.

  • @ConspiracyTroll That's awesome! What did you say originally? I found my comment, bashing ESA and Russia (Who deserve it LOL. After all, we're the only country who's gone to the moon... 9 TIMES!), but I didn't find yours.

  • 1:37 "Well Igor, we trained, we went to fake Mars, we saw the pretty little lights, now what?!", "I don't know Zarkov, home to beers and a good women I suppose.", "Yours, or mine?".

  • Fire the set designers!

  • LMAO this is fucking retarded.

  • Why is Russia even training for a Mars mission? They couldn't land on the moon and they're NEVER going to land on Mars. Russians SUCK at spaceflight.

  • That's the most pathetically fake looking Mars I've ever seen. Leave it to Russia to fuck everything up. I guess this helps prove that the moon landings could not have been filmed on Earth, though.

  • two guys took an arrow in the knee

  • @ronanraind

    shut up.

  • That's why you never buy Christmas Lights that says "Made from China"..on a brighter note. I'm soo loving the sand box..but i don't get why there's pillows strapped to their backs.. must be a Russian thing.

  • this totally reminds me of capricorn one. ;)

  • made in Russia i mean mars

  • for some reason i keep thinking of the star wars kid video as i watch this.

  • funny\

    

  • what the F**k is that noise??? ARRRGGHHHH!!!!!

  • Mars is in Moscow?

  • @shadowkiller0071 And Houston is also in Washington xD

    What makes you think that the rockets take off from Moscow?

  • Its fucking small simulation exercise, Americans fucking live for weeks or months in selfcontained hubs in middle of desert like retards, like thats any better simulation of mars. This is way more realistic, because you need to land first not to plan stay there first. The annoying noise was from the artificial wind blowing like in mars and probably you would see stars in mars since it has so thin atmosphere. Plus atleast Russian space program is still active and pushing progress.

  • @normison69 I think they could've done it on a much larger scale.. like use a 50,000 sq. ft warehouse and make it a mars simulation. We all know they can afford it. This video looks like two guys in their basement, all decorated up and they're just fumbling about in paper mache' lol. Poor simulation in my opinion.

  • they should have removed all the fucking air from the mars playpen see how good they would go with only wearing fake space suits. In no time at all they would be scooping a a couple dead motherfuckers once the was the air was back lol.

  • @1958peter1958

    stfu

  • Ron Paul ad on a Russian Fake Mars landing video... go figure

  • hey at 2.51 your zipper's open.. ha.... cause of death: penis exploded.

  • the fuck was that?

  • looks like one of those blown up amusement houses at a fair.

  • Reminds me of that episode of south park where Japan builds a set to fake their ladder to heaven

  • DOOM-4

  • MEXICAN SPACE PROGRAM WILL ARRIVE FIRST ON MARS!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @MrHEILDEMFUHRER1 they already dug a tunnel to there....

  • simulated

  • landing on - LV426

  • simulated mission

  • thumbs up if you didnt see the "in moscow" part until you selected the video

  • I love lazer tag!

  • While the world is inflated by greed, in the meantime, the Russian travel prepares to Mars, moreover, will the pair of American rich people, as tourists. =)

  • Who needs comedy , when you got you tube .

  • Mankind still look like idiots .

  • That's sad, even the news is beginning to deliberately mislabel stuff just to get more views.

    Fuckers

  • the guy on the right forgot to zipup his zipper 3:00 ...is dat safe?

  • @svtarley LOL ouch , my sides hurt , HAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • wow.. you can see the stars on mars.

  • This is a simulation dumb ass.

  • WHAT IF THE OUTERSPACE MISSIONS IS BEING ORCHASTRATED BY A SECRET GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ONCE BELONGED THEIR AND WANNA GO BACK NOW THAT THEY GOT THE PARTY OUT OF THEIR SYSTEM! A FEW HUMANOID KIDS LATER CENTURY AFTER CENTURY THERE TIRED AND JUST WANNA GO THE FUCK HOME BEFORE WE NUKE EACH OTHER LOL

  • rofl

  • @lotsofsmarts That Would Be Why I Said "IF You Believe This" You Fuckstick.

  • keep it up,cool,we will get there,

    

  • this video doesn't even deserve a comment....100% bull shit

  • @Chuinard5 lmfao its not real mars retard its a model of it read the title.

  • If You Believe This,All I Can Say Is That Your Truly A Fucking Moron,

  • @PitchBlueProductions did you watch the video or read the description?

    Line#3 "Mars 500 may be a SIMULATED mission..."

    So who is the Moron?

  • just hurry up and get there stop fuckin around

  • So funny....haha

  • The Christmas lights make you feel like you're actually there.

  • @drewkeener Yeah... I always like to have hundreds of insanely bright stars flickeing in the sky as I walk around my front yard. While ample light is somehow supplied for me to walk around.

    And we were afraid these guys would beat us to the moon?!?!?

  • @drakethick1

    Why?

    Have you landed to the moon?

    hahahaha....keep dreaming... God bless Hollywood !!!

  • This achievement is as great as the 1969 moon landing!

  • COME ON USA HAD A BETTER PLACE

  • In who's garage was this filmed at?

  • Read about Mars 500 project first)

  • Left's cosmonaut has his zipper open!!!

    I only can say: TROLOLOLO LOLOLO LOLOLOOOO

  • Aw they cut out the best scene! When the truck started moving and the Cosmonauts fell on their asses.

  • Hard to play golf on this set. They should ask Disney for the Apollo sets...

  • WTF is this CRAP ??

  • one of the guys pant was open

  • Wow they spared no expense!! and I mean NO expense!!

  • NASA called and they said they wanted their suits back

  • I cannot tell if some of these commenters are purposely being stupid or really are stupid.

  • No, it's the Russian's real thing, they just didn't do as good of a job staging it as the US.

  • they are practicing for a mars landing. so what they are doing is in fact useful.

  • @dicktheguncheney Yeah, and they don't have any environments that can be used to simulate the surface of mars (like we do in the US), hence the set.

  • fake and gay

  • So what's up with the chairs ... Or are they toilets ??

  • This what Trekkies do to pass time.

  • @ReneeNme true, but any self respecting trekkie would have their phasers with them. lol!

  • Whats this clip for????????

  • it's a hoax !

  • ....because the Phobos-Grunt mission was such a huge success. They can't even get their rockets out of low earth orbit! HA!

  • @Johken888 Think... again. And... again. Ok now make certain you understood what you read. Bonus mark, NASA cant even get their rockets out of the troposphere at present.

  • on mars in moscow..... haha

  • this was in the movie "Revenge Of The Nerds" . The main nerd dude banged that blonde jock chick in it.

  • Thats the closest you will ever come to Mars you Russian dogs.

  • fancy sand box

  • Ahh how sweet they have travelled to mars for a teddy bear picnic!

    Oh excuse me Comrade on the left but I think the barn door may be open! Failure to tidy up after a recent decompression exercise?

  • @murraykat That's not a barn door open. That's the female of the Space Ball species. Hahahahaha ...

  • Ahh how sweet they have travelled to mars for a teddy bear picnic!

  • i saw one of those in a circus funhouse

  • In Soviet Russia, Mars lands on you

  • @ELNEVERDIE hahahahahahahahahaha!!

  • Human fish. Inside a bowl for a year.

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  • total build cost... $5

  • They've flown to mars and set up a fake background to double bluff us lol :P

  • @MegaGreeny13 lmao

  • haha. cute.

  • is this the same room set they sed to record the moon landing....

  • ...i lived in soviet union....well when it was called that, 1982-end. i believe if soviet union would have not callapsed then they could allready be closer to mars landing or colonizzing on the moon. if you here from someone saying communism put people into poverty it iis not true. lived in a town, free housing, medical, schooling, every citizen was a productive person contributing to the town. we had no drug addicts, military school for kids to teach them early

  • @jettastreetracer oh sure you lived in a utopia that was perfect and every immigrant and person who suffered under communism must be wrong because you feel like somehow the soviet union was capable of landing on mars. you fucking tool.

  • They made it without killing each other well done

  • i cannot masatebate with all the noice happening

  • i would hate to be in that suit and drop a good fart

  • This is a low budget simulation!

  • wow...the stars look bright....!!!

  • The one on the left forgot to zip his fly

  • CHINESE AND RUSSIAN FLAGS :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD I HOPE THAT THEY WILL BE FIRST ON THE MARS!!

  • This is completely useless. They simply just walk into a room with no air and stay there for 500 days. They don't simulate space flight, which is the key to getting to Mars, and they don't simulate the landing, which is absolutely essential. This "Mars500" bullshit is just propaganda.

  • @ConspiracyTroll Yeah I know. Mars500 is literally the most USELESS test and unrealistic garbage I've ever seen. ESA should be ashamed of themselves... But I guess that's why they didn't get to the moon and we did.

    ESA and Russia suck!!

  • This looks more real than the moon one.

  • Way to go BRIC!

  • Better than the moon! :3

  • If the Russians do this for real, I hope that they succeed, If the U.S. does it first then I hope that they succeed because either way Humanity succeeds. If they fail and perish in the attempt they will be hailed as heros and their deaths will not be in vain...

  • 6 Men go in and 3 couples return

  • fuck russia the us wil land first, USA

  • @kingroy97

    Oh really?

    Have you heard of the raised taxes in the US lately because of near bankruptcy?

    Russias economy is way more stable than yours. It is most likely Russias will land on a different planet for the first time in human history.

    But you sound like a troll to me, so I wont take you seriously

  • @RainfulPhenix Actually I don't think it is the means - either financially or in terms of technology - of any one country to go to Mars. It will likely be a few countries working together and pooling financial and techological resources and the crew as well will likely be international.

  • @RainfulPhenix Actually I don't think it is the means - either financially or in terms of technology - of any one country to go to Mars. It will likely be a few countries working together and pooling financial and techological resources and the crew as well will likely be international.

  • @kingroy97 only in your dreams, kid.

  • Crappiest simulation ever.... Gimme a fucking break.

  • THAT GUYS ZIPPER IS OPEN... WOULD THAT MEAN HE WOULD BE DEAD???

  • @Cnupoc I was like, "WTF is this nut job, even talking about?? I care not." A video from over 1/4 year ago? Well, for some reason, I never got the notification on RT's response (I never get any of that looney ImperatorKuzco's or a lot of other's sometimes, either??), so had NO idea what you meant...

  • ...After some digging, I still don't care. I don't watch CNN/FOX, I watch RT. And CNN/FOX didn't post this "LAME" video, and try to pass it off ALL weekend as legit footage/news. It was guys playing 'Martian', for a BS mission that won't happen anytime soon, if at all...

  • @RussiaToday Ah, but RT...Again, apologies for missing the reply; I honestly had no idea...what an honor! I thought maybe the "RT Highlight" of my week, would be going to see your boy Adam Kokesh make a fool of himself at the Thomas Jefferson Memorial, tomorrow...

  • ...We have a love/hate relationship, you and I. I'm glad to have your station broadcast here in The U.S., as entertainment. And I'll admit, I sometimes learn a thing or two, as well! I honestly love Moscow Out/Explore Russia/RTSports...and your ladies, well...YOU know...

  • ...but "News-wise", however, is where we butt heads. As far as what you report daytime from Moscow, that is on y'all, and more than fine with me...but, you know you're not fooling anyone (proportionately) with your RT"America" nights, right?? I mean, come on?

    I appreciate the response. We both know I am far from worthy, based on some of the things I say. Yet, I still stand by (all of) my comment(s)...

  • ...You really shouldn't use those foolish headlines and ridiculous YouTube titles, that you always do, anyway. And, you should save responding to web comments for a show like AJE's "The Stream", and not just pick-and-choose like this, or select easy comments (as in TheAlyonaShow's "Show & Tell" segment), which only support your agenda. I just want the best for you...

  • ...And, please get some Blacks (at all) and more Latinos for RTA. It's cool that you have apparently gotten rid of Khanga & Bivens (the halfy Brit anchor doesn't count); we all know how you feel about negros over there, anyway; but, more minorities would at least help the people of color that you are trying to confuse, palate your "news" here in The U.S...

  • ...Anyway, thanks again RT. I really do appreciate you allowing me the opportunities to air-out my accusations of Russian Propaganda F'ery, where I see fit. It is very noble, open-minded and progressive of you. Please tell the lovely Anissa I said "What UP, Ma!?", and give Putin a "pound/fist-bump" for ya boy.

    Peace,

    Y0UT00B3R1

  • after night of bindge drinking vodka, anything can look like mars.

  • dang i got all happy thinking my country managed to get to mars and then i read the full title....oh well one day that will be true

  • This reminds me of a night club in Odessa.

  • IT's traning

  • Fly down @ 2:45

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  • @KeGiJa Its a controlled experiment, its not real mars you hobo.

  • @CommissarBraxton ah i didnt know :D

  • @KeGiJa learn to read the title and the description....

  • @pyromaanisi hh ok now i know this is experiment :D :D

  • @KeGiJa dumbass lol

  • WOW!!! Congratulations! I didn't think we would ever make it there.

  • star trek look more real than this

  • like seriously some people are really dumb hey dumbasses IS A SIMULATION WHICH IS PART OF THE MARS 500 PROGRAM IN RUSSIA!

  • Those 2 guys think Mars really is in Moscow XD

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  • how is fake bitch dumm ass

  • FAKE!!!