: Foamy's Rant V : Foamy The Squirrel

[Guadie7]

They always do stuff like tht word play at my school! it drives me crazy!! i came to this place to learn, not hear a joke about sexual organs....and then thier parents wonder why, and blame the child, and not them selves for exposing that garbage to the child. sad, how foamy can speak and nobody listens...

[checkerknights3]

lol still one of the best

[CuntrySongAndMegaman]

We need Foamy's Rant 6. (If I didn't miss it.)

[AMRiYcad]

I WISH I WOULD HAVE SEEN THIS DURING THE NINTH GRADE!!!! Ah! I could have fought back with infallible squirrelly logic!!!

[ConsiderMiraAlive]

Helllll yeah! xD

[TheDyrfmaster]

All right. The guy who makes the lame-ass pun? That's me.

Accepting your problem in front of the Internet is the first step to being funny.

[MrNuserame]

Hehe, crack daniels.

[MontyH1988]

Fuck fuck fuck I love you foamy!!!

[sharksbean]

Forget falling in a patch of tomatoes, make it a batch of mutant poison ivy that peels your flesh away slowly

[girklover16]

ong! this guy goesw over everything me and my friends go off about at the table! lolz!

[missNekolover91]

yeah your right FoamyI hate this kind of assholes

[emr002]

Foamy forget to mention a 4th scenario: the drunken bastard hits and kills an innocent person or persons while they walk away unhurt

[SomewhereFarBeyond29]

But, Foamy, I like metal from the 1980s.

[shadowgameingXD]

its true my gf makes sexual coments all the damn time ok my girlfriend its like she thinks with her pussy more than i think with my dick

[TraustiGeir]

@shadowgameingXD Wow, that's saying a lot.

[NerosEclipse]

... When I watched this, the ad that shows at the bottem on the video while yo uwatch it (which everyone fucking hates) showed a squirrel repelling product... oh the irony...

[NarutoIsAwesome24]

foamy says something that takes an "enlightened" individual a day to say in the course of 1-2 minutes!

[tharailwaydra]

1:00

human centipede reference. Xp

[bastardsofnazareth]

@tharailwaydra The Human Centipede was released in 2010, this was uploaded in 2009.

[StealthNull]

@bastardsofnazareth even more so the video was originally posted on newgrounds in 2005. 

[killerdarkdragon1]

he reminds me of zim or gir

[Rigicai05]

@killerdarkdragon1 definitely Zim. Pilz-e is like Gir though.

[superjchamma]

@RandomMajin Agreed. We get too much of that in the world, and especially on the web!

[RandomMajin]

I love how people rage on here and think they're opinion means shit! True, I give my opinion, but I know it won't change anything! So, ho about this? How about you all who think you can rule our lives just jump off the edge of the cliff, and stop telling us how to live our fucking lives! The world would be a lot happier, and perhaps more productive!

[lovelypurple4eva]

Half of my class has to make a sexual joke of

Everything

[Megafail260]

You are right about the wordplay. I'm afraid to mention nuts or balls around ANY male human.

[Yaesumuji]

0:26 Butthead?

[TheCopper1234]

You forgot scenario 5 Foamy!

YOU will get in trouble too.

Apparently, according to federal law, if someone drives home drunk because of alcohol YOU provided, as the provider of the alcoholic beverage, you will be held respinsible.

[Furyaki12]

I'm sorry, I'll admit that I couldn't hear:

"I'm not sure I like those nuts, they leave a weird taste in my mouth."

without snickering. Guess I haven't quite matured yet at 21.

[GMod5andboxStudios]

When someone says something I could take as perverted, I just say "Giggety" and move on.

[Justinfh2point0]

What's wrong with thinking with your nuts? Humans are sex-driven animals. 

[Neveras333]

You will all feel the wrath of my nuts

[deathtrap68]

GET OVER YOURSELVES!!!! IT IS A FUCKING CARTOON!!! IF YOU ARE TAKING THIS SERIOUS THEN GO SHOOT YOURSELF AND QUIT WASTING MY OXYGEN YA FUCKING MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WarPigsLukesWall]

@deathtrap68 Congratulations. You made yourself look like an idiot and didn't change anyone's mind.

[GalaxyXDoom]

@WarPigsLukesWall Lol, agreed. xD

[kingcory10]

that's what she said.

[joey4245]

If you can can you make another foamy rants?

[invadersonia]

@joey4245 He still is making them. Did you see the new one about Planking and Owling?

[quietriotfan1976]

I say, make all the drunk drivers get drunk, yet again, hand them the keys to a race car, and amke them rce the indy 500. Either they will crash and kill themselves (& ech other) at a high rate of speed, or simply piss themselves because they can't simply stop and pull over.

[kiya46107]

@quietriotfan1976 That would be fun to watch.

[dravenska1]

Ya your tiny nuts

[PartyPoisenMCR]

OR, "THAT SOUNDS WRONG HEHEHEEHHEEHHE!"

[fivefamly]

@PartyPoisenMCR I know, it's like dude, YOU THINK wrong.

[zunigadavidm]

haha Beavis and Butthead xD uhuh you don't like the nuts in your mouth? lmao

[Demonrik]

Human Centipede of dumb stupidity!!!!

[sclassgamer]

I'm willing to bet that the creator puts these kinds of rants up after he has an encounter with the kind of person he rants about.

[bdpickett]

Topic 1: I know someone like this. He always makes these really dumb/crude jokes any chance he gets. Sadly, that person is my father.

[AlexErnestoPavez]

wrath...nuts...hehehehe......w­oman's rights........Arghhahahahahaha­aa

[AkatsukiLoverX3]

the master has spoken.

[TessaChristinaHHI]

HAHAHA did he really say Crack Daniels??!

[mward12892]

FOAMY FORETOLD THE HUMAN CENTIPEDE

[goldstargimp]

@mward12892

I totally agree! O_O CREEPY.

[xAwakeTheDeadx]

Well if the drunkard dies in a car accident, that's one less drunk ass that would kill a child on the sidewalk or someone with children in their car. So I'd be glad they're dead.

[Vampireslayer64]

0:00 "You know what pisses me off?"

At this point, Foamy, I'm gonna assume everything.

[yurianne07]

"collective intelligence.." oops too late IQs as a whole have been declining for the past one or two generation. see Nyborg "genetic decline of western civilization"..

[phontex]

@Terfikanotor Jonathan can't be president. He actually has a brain. But if you wanna be the first lady, feel free to marry the next candidate.

[assassintwinat8]

man, I HATE it when people do that, and they do it ALL. THE. TIME!! I feel like strangling people. And explain to me how people think it's okay to drive when they can't even walk straight? Hell, people can't even stand for two seconds without falling all over themselves, and they still drive! Both of these people need to either die, or get a vacuum shoved up their noses to clean out their brains!

[zachpkmn]

@assassintwinat8 damn straight

[SamsonOff7]

I Do not agree, I'm looking to spend most of my life drunk, when Im 18. Beer mostly, maybe . Idunno. But I surely wont go tell you how fuckd up I got. & I will drive drunk, for it is totally badass to put your life on the line.

[assassintwinat8]

@SamsonOff7 You remember that when you're paralyzed from the neck down

[SamsonOff7]

@assassintwinat8 r u paralyzed from the neck down?

[assassintwinat8]

@SamsonOff7 Know someone who is. How did he get that way? Hmm, let me thing... oh yeah! Driving drunk!

[phontex]

@SamsonOff7 Go ahead. It will do the rest of the world a favor when you pass out behind the wheel and drive straight into a lake or river and drown.

[SamsonOff7]

@phontex mostlikley infront of another vehical. killing some other people.a lake, lol. I have yet to see a lake close to where i live.

[phontex]

@SamsonOff7 In that case, try adding a crushed up peach pit to your drink at the start of the night. Dying of alchohol poisoning would probably be a better wat to go. At least you wouldn't end up hurting someone else. You drunken asshole in training.

[SamsonOff7]

@phontex lolololol settle down, It's only a dream, like wanting to fly with the birds, if you're a bird, I'm a bird.

+ I havent drank in like amonth & acouple weeks.

[wowiamscary9]

Ever notice that when he says "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NUTS!" he sounds like Invader Zim? And whe I noticed that I noticed that Pilz-E is Gir. :| Mindfreak.

[MyAustin55]

IF FAILS TRY TRY AGIAN!

[StrickenRecord]

The problem with Foamy's response to drunk drivers is that more often than not, the result of drunk driving is Scenario 4: the drunk driver gets into an accident, and survives.. but an innocent caught up in the accident is either badly hurt or even killed.

Gods, I hate drunkards.

[Petelover25]

@StrickenRecord That's True...I Hate Them Too...I Don't Get The Appeal Of Blacking Out, Staggering Around Like And Idiot, And Hurting Everyone Within A Mile Of Whichever Bar I'm Crawling Out Of At Three A.M.!

[rpksaws911]

@StrickenRecord yeah i feel you. i mean i love to drink but i never do anything irresponsibly. i always bitch at people that even consider driving drunk lol.

[animeluver168]

@StrickenRecord that's true. Most of the innocent are the ones who die, not the drunkards.

[Montebest]

@StrickenRecord Well, yeah. Except, you only ever hear about scenario 2 and 4, so yeah, most of the time, 4 doesnt happen, usually its scenario 3.

(in no way endorses driving stoned) (endorses natural selection, however)

[BethShanFan]

@StrickenRecord Way to rip off my exact comment to this video and knock me out of the featured comments! Nah, totally j/k.

[StrickenRecord]

@BethShanFan ... I didn't even realize I got in top comments. Shweeet. *scratches another off his bucket list*

[kaminohanshin]

@StrickenRecord

This is because people usually slow down when they see the drunk driver's car swerving, or the drunk is simply driving way over the speed limit. You shouldn't slow down, the slower car takes the most damage due to more force being pushed into it. If you see a car swerving around, aiming to hit you, SPEED UP.

[FlashmanJW]

Friends don't allow their friends to drive home drunk; however, if you did that they wouldn't learn anything.

[qwertybert90]

@Terfikanotor i'll be treasurer!!! nothing to do.

[alphadeltaroflcopter]

or senerio 4: they kill someone else... lol and I hope this guy over dramitizes for comedy's sake.

[warriorzgurl]

god, i love you foamy! i hate having to watch what i say because of pervs...

[RikuGatoChan]

Hes talking about me at the beginning

[TheStonersList]

Hey man a sexual innuendo is in fact a sexual innuendo in itself you can't escape it.

[eli1285912]

I was eating peanuts wen I watched this! :3 I love u foamy! My mom is one of the drunk ppl but she gets drunk all day even at 7 am everyday

[Blackangel2945]

I Suddenly Got A Craving For Nuts Now......

[MrHLGNinja]

@Blackangel2945 Heh nuts....

[Rand0mzify]

This guys views on life are...

sextastic.

[Alenthas]

I do jokes like this just to annoy people. But there are actually people who really enjoy this lol

[RyuOdjin]

23 people are paralyzed from the neck down or were beaten by the police because the drove drunk

[fivefamly]

hey isnt there a foamy the squirrel where foamy's talking about a friend and a dvd, and he;s like, "CRACK!"

[pacguy19]

@fivefamly Was it "No For an Answer"?

[fivefamly]

@pacguy19 yeah! thanks!

[FLOWFAIRY]

I'm just sick minded.. when someone says for example. "Those nuts are salty" I just laugh, yes I'm odd and childish... At times.

[Shookiepoo]

i would have said thats what she said but that works 2

[RybanKard]

you are slam drunk in your yard and got laid last night and got HIV, the claps, and herpies...ACHEVEMENT!!!!

[teenteamcomics]

i was typing a comment on a foamy episode on youtube but the episode ended and autoplay was on, but the comment stayed on the next video because the comment mentioned chuck norris.

that comment was this comment

[LolGurrl91]

But I like pointing out things in a sentence that make me think of perverted things, it livens up the mood a little...at least with the type of friends i have, LOLZ! =3

[Acryingtear]

How can people dislike Foamy... He's talking the truth...

Foamy for world leader... :3

[BooksBoysBones]

Ok, I am a huge perv. I make perverted jokes, but, I dont make them around people I know who dont find them funny, and I dont make crappy perverted jokes about nuts. I make clever jokes, with my friends who also make those clever jokes, People who think someone saying 'I like nuts!' is a hilariuos joke, need to stop and keep that to themselves. It is not hilarious, it is annoying.

Making a joke with friends who make the same genre of jokes is ok. Making a dumbass comment about something, isnt.

[GhostWolf130]

ALL... HAIL... FOAMY!!

[slashlespaul516]

2:05 That makes me think of "Hot Tub Time Machine"...

Except Home Sweet Home is still an awesome song

[Tsl243]

In reflection... a lot tends to piss Foamy off. But it's so funny

[BethShanFan]

Man these toons are like Pringles. Or maybe Foamy would call them ... IDK. No matter how hard I try, I can't watch just one.

Can't believe he left out the "That's what she said" crowd. Some of those jokes are funny, but most aren't and people who incessantly joke this way, suck.

Foamy also left out the drunk-driving scenario where the drunk person plows into a sober person and kills teh sober person. Lotsa people on the road are assholes, but I wouldn't wish that kind of death on my worst enemy

[Gurrennakun]

@BethShanFan I agree. Or maybe he could cover the "your mome" ppl? Their so irritating...and it really is too bad that there are so many drunks on the road. :(

[BethShanFan]

@Gurrennakun It's true. Bout the drunkx. As far as the "Your Mom" crowd, Foamy has addressed that one... I think it's called Sitcom Comedy or something like that, unless that's a different episode. I can't remember offhand.

[ElanFlann]

@BethShanFan I think if you make a sexual joke that's clever, congrats, you came up with something new, but when it's obvious and been done before, it's just annoying and detracts from the conversation and detracts from your appeal and ability to be interesting.

[SerathGodOfRock]

@BethShanFan right, he should do a rant on that.

[Zanza808]

foamy is da bomb!!!

[pandorasbox111569]

lmao...i luvvvvvvvvv foamy...he reminds me of Dennis Leary!!!

[MultiCrazyawesome]

0:10 yes, yes I do

[Hriedmarrj]

HUMAN CENTIPEDE.

[roadrnr78]

drove home drunk, survived, and avoided the cops-ACHIEVEMENT!

[acemusta]

There's only two people in the whole world who can get away with stupid sex jokes and if you arent Beavis OR Butthead, then shut the fuck up.

[ab2aasd]

ehh, turning a convo into a sex joke can quickly end it if u dont like talking with that particular person so it can be useful

[ToxicRawrGir]

xD he said nuts

[naraku578]

Thank you for the whole first reaction to something is sexual rant it is annoying and childish,

[terrorlord15]

god i remember when we were talking about some kind of ice lolipop or something.

talking about how to eat whatever like biting into them and i said "i prefere to just suck on them" and *sigh* stupid people are stupid and childish.

[terrorlord15]

god i just agree with everything you say.

[terrorlord15]

THANK YOU they are damn idiots.

[roctheworld236]

"you dont like the nuts in the nuts in your mouth? ahhh" lol the little "ahh" thing...Beavis and Butthead :)

anyway, foamy is even more intelligent then the so call "fanstatic and smart" teachers and professers now and days, Foamy has the way to rant on something and not only make it funny, but make you think :)

[enthaful]

f*** yesss i hate people that only do sex jokes.

In class the only thing i can hear is sex f***ing jokes & how big there d*** is

Of cores they brag all about there underage drinking & how much f*** drugs they have taken last night or even be4 class

[thatannoyingchick192]

@enthaful yeah.... thats REALLY F***ING ANNOYING! i mean, grow up. its not cool anymore. prepare to be scraped off the sidewalk with a f***ing spatula, to quote the lord and master, Foamy.

[360Eagle]

Wait...di...did foamy just say 80's metal is dumb? D:

[SFUForumTV]

Foamy Rules!, enough said :D

[SonicKyuubi]

Oh my fucking god he just referenced Butthead.

[PerverseRequiem]

@SonicKyuubi Lol! I thought I was the only one who noticed!

Gawd it's sad that I caught that.

[SlayerBG93]

its funy that a cartoon is ofenten right in it rants ,but this time it was wrong ,there is a forth option the drunk crashes the car in to good people ,so when you stop him from driving you are not saving a moron you are saving inocent people

[Dayan3141]

the forth thing that could happen sending a drunk dumba** driving home is that he drives recklessly and runs over some people. Then just flee the scene and let the family of the dead person grieve in their sorrow...

[Jcrpwalker]

I love the irony at the end

[ultrayesumes]

scenario #4 they kill somone innocent

[jacktheripperrules]

i need to die according to foamy

[terrorlord15]

@jacktheripperrules you fucking do or well im not so unforgiving but you need to get some damn knowledge in your brain and contribute and stop putting down the smart people.

[jacktheripperrules]

@terrorlord15 waht the fuck dude? im a smart person i jsut make retarded jokes whenever someoen says something and i turn it sexual okay? whats up your ass?

[Rinjii13]

@jacktheripperrules Are you compleatly retarted? First stop telling people how smart you are...if you cant even spell the word WHAT (how can you mispell what or someone?!!) or several other gross mispellings. Also if all you can do is word play on simple topics perverting them you need a life pretty bad too secondly are you high, drunk, or just 12? Grow up!

[jacktheripperrules]

@Rinjii13 im 14 i dont want to grow up yet and also if you type really fast youre going to misspell words now please quit trolling me and take your own advice

[Rinjii13]

@Rinjii13 HA I was right! LoL Your the troll. Now go to your room!

[xxharumixx1]

Your right...and its always one of my stupit a** friends who get on my back about some comment I made why I say go f*ck your self and think with your brain you dumba**! go home and die! that how most should reacked to this dumb f*cks

[lilkittykat027]

Lol i luv his rants,and I say Giggity lik theres no 2marra! So I had a good laughf at myself X)

[Brandish728]

You will all feel the wrath of my nuts! I swear!

[zame201]

hit nuts make people blow up stay away from the park

[jennysd619]

I Love you Foamy.!

[03jerrysmth]

This little guy is right..I can never say Dick Tracy, Pussy Cat or even hot dog without some lifeless faggot makin a joke about it thinking he/she made a cleverly hillarious joke...virgins

[Twitboy3000]

@Foamy What happens when you don't make a pun, but you just snicker?

[lazyguy800]

i'm sorry but i'm a pervert

[Petelover25]

I agree that inflicting your drunken stupidity on the rest of humanity is cruel but if your friends don't stop you from potentially hurting someone else, that's even worse...DON'T DRIVE DRUNK!!!

[ladieleopard]

you also forgot sometimes they kill other people. - _ -

[ComedyKing20934]

i know how you feel foamy

[94rib]

i had wet dreams about foamy....O_o

[crimsonhunterzero]

AAAWWWWWW 22 PEOPLE HIT THE WRONG BUTTON

[SyriaGore]

Why don't you just .. like.. amm... MARRY ME  D:

[cdcranston1]

omfg this is the most truthful thing i have ever heard!!!!!! :D foamy is awesome!!!!!!

[Guitarman5150]

Wait now Foamy, Jack (or Crack) Daniels as you put it is my favorite whiskey..... let's not down the man OK. Mr. Daniels has nothing to do with the idiots doing stupid things.

[amandadnn]

foamy is so funny!!!!!!

[cammyNpammy]

i agree if u want to make a perverted joke just say it and laugh in your head

[EmptyBrooke]

Why do I feel that Foamy would enjoy the movie, 'The Human Centipede'?

[tardling911]

"4 am in the morning" what's wrong with this sentence

[tardling911]

"4 am in the morning" what's wrong with this sentence

[dracohalo117]

ALL HAIL LORD FOAMY...ALL HAIL LORD FOAMY...ALL HAIL LORD FOAMY!!!

[crimsonjoy]

YOU WILL ALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NUTS!!! -giggle- -giggle- -SMACK- FEEL MY SQUIRRELLY WRATH!

[insanityisgolden2]

@crimsonjoy NO! I wana be his wife more!... my penis might get in the way though :(

</3

[darktiming]

@insanityisgolden2 I am so sorry...

[secretgal10110]

THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT IDIOTS SAYING 'THATS WHAT SHE SAID'

[SkyX19]

Foamy is correct again. Making simple non-sexual words into something sexual is ridiculous and it just goes to show why a few humans have a low intelligence. He's right about the drunken idiots.

[Anyu31]

YOU WILL ALL FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NUTS! I SWEAR!! XD

[StupidGeniuses]

now your just getting crazy lol

[Itachifangurlluv]

Yes! Scraping bodies off the pavement with a spatula! my favorite sport. LOL XD

[TheJuantheGr8]

LOL FOAMY IS GENIUS!

[WackyBrothersHQ]

UGH YOUR SO RIGHT! I mean, in the cafeteria at school, I CAN'T EVEN ASK SOMEBODY IF THEY WANT THEIR CARTON OF MILK WITHOUT THAT RETARD TELLING HIS OTHER RETARTED BUDDIES THAT I "want his milk". SCREW THEM ALL!!!!!!!!! >:(

[MyRebma]

Or they indanger or kill some innocent sober driver !