Funniest scene EVER in film... from Matchstick Men

[Marine4Life205]

I want to find the video that will play this in slow motion...OVER...and OVER...again. :)

[Psychkemia]

Nicholas Cage playing himself.

[jussymucky]

hahahahahaha

[xand3rro]

Aw nick cage always entertaining.

[FrostbiteCinemaYT]

This is better then take an arrow to the knee jokes. "I used to be an adventurer quite like yourself, until I PISSED BLOOD."

[FreestyleGGD]

I fucking love Nicolas Cage!!!

[Darkwolf1942]

Press 6 to figure out why he is so mad...

[Darkwolf1942]

Press 7 to realize why he is so angry...

[BillieMunday]

Piiiiss. Piiiiiss comin' from my assssss.

[draven65]

Isn't this from Bad Lieutenant?

[queenrocks21]

@draven65 No, it's from Matchstick Men. One of those extremely rare things called ''A good Nicholas Cage movie''

[Cerek120]

@queenrocks21 Nicolas Cage is one of those actors that does great in a good movie and makes bad movies fun to watch.

[brohaskylehgo]

god hes so bad at acting.

[KissThisAce]

you are so right, this was great

[NottinghamForest22]

LMAO! 

[MrBuch169169]

I laughed until I... (spasms) PISSED! BLOOOOD!

[piof]

guy: hey buddy ever heard of a line?

Nick Rage: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC­CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK

[BlackBongo2000]

@duderme cool story bro tell it again

[PedrosBeenJamin]

He said " Hey, have you ever dragged out onto the sidewalk and beaten until you...PISSED...BLOOD?!!"

[XxTheTruth189xX]

AHH NOT THE BLOOD ITS IN MY EYES AUGHHHH

how does it burn..how does it burn?!

MAHOOB...MAHOOB....FUUUUUUUUUU­CK

[heey094]

haha. he totally needed some weed x7

[RYANgills12]

he had a golden ticket :) south parks fans.....roll out!

[duderme]

I didn't laugh.

[Hellacool66]

@duderme no one carrrrrressssss

[gghice1]

I didn't understand anything but still very funny.

[MrKarlozz]

That was scary. I'm scared.

I am scary

[DARKSHADOWELITE]

BLUD!!

[fleamarket3000]

I'm pretty sure he's coked off his gourd all the time

[GrowlingM1ke]

press 6 all the time to see cage jerking off then 7 for the ejaculation. :)

[SeizureBobcat]

And here we witness Mr. Cage draw inspiration from Tourette's Guy.

[RunsWithScissors61]

@84heroes1 Nicolas Rage, is that you?

[vxphsycoxv]

@84heroes1 oh you must be special, you can hear text

[SinCity2100]

@84heroes1 First,I never got punched by a bear suit,Second I'm free to make my lame stupid comments because we do this for fun,so don't go and act like a child and respond to everyone who comment all over youtube.

[squamish4244]

@SinCity2100 I got punched by a bear suit.

[Opiatist]

My new voice mail :D



[SinCity2100]

15 people(Propably Women)got puched by Nick Cage who wears a bear suit

[cecenoo]

THAT WAS CONVINCING!

[KlaymenDel]

Looks like someone

*sunglasses*

Let him out from the CAGE

[kmbcoolcoolcool23]

@KlaymenDel OH SNAP

[MrFlacid1]

@KlaymenDel you forgot the 'YEAAAAHHHHHHH'

[vxphsycoxv]

NOOOOO NOT THE BEE'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHHHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOD NOT THE BEE'S ,,,,AH MY EYES NOOOOO.

[Boynky]

CAGE RAGE!!!

[Ruuuuuuun]

BLUD

[SzergiuszTV]

im actually lol'ing in real life lol

[SebastianLondal]

Tumbs up if you has watch that movie

[teenspirit1]

@SebastianLondal I thumb down because I haven't watched.

[xmobster5]

haha

[guatahala]

FUCK. Next time someone questions me I'm using this.

[complaintbox01]

Uh, this scene is from Bad Lieutenant...just sayin.

[petkaumichael]

@complaintbox01 no its matchstick men...

[ChrisStuckmann]

@complaintbox01 No it's Matchstick Men.

[75Garo]

Leaving las vegas isnt it

[75Garo]

Isnt this scene from leaving las vegas?

[FilmableReality]

Not really funny, sorry. Great film with a scene taken out of context isn't exactly comic gold.

[Tedaus5]

not funny

[musicnerfngames]

keeep pressing 6 for beatboxing

[musicnerfngames]

keeep pressing 6 for snorting

[bluereaper75]

this is like a normal friday night for him

[spacexploder]

the guy saying what? owns the rest of the video

[Alandar565]

ROFL just keep pressing 7

"BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD"

[CommanderOfTheSun]

Hank Moody: ...why?

[SlothOnWeed]

lol, hold down 6 =D

[TheGTIAMHIJKLM15]

i gave this the 100,000th view

[Nubstomper]

what movie is this lol

[TheCarmillaShow]

I fucking love Nicholas Cage.

[WizardOfHumor1989]

LOL Nicholas Cage .... one of the best actors to be making a scene in public places!

[KaterinaJade]

You'd think after the tenth viewing, it wouldn't still be hilarious. And yet... XD

[HarlequinHelen]

WHY DO I KEEP FIGHTING WITH HIM??????

[bch1496]

hold down 1... COOCHIE COO!!!

[MyriadPsv]

Repeatedly press 7 for pools of blood.

[ApprenticeJim]

NOT THE BEES!

[AdamBarker89]

i just sat here and clicked 6-7 for like..... 2-4 minutes, mix it up with clicking 1 or 5 and u will laugh non stop

[whateverdud666]

Well no, I've never been beaten until I PISSED BLOOD! But I have punched a woman while wearing a bear suit.

[NOC4SFV]

@whateverdud666

hahaha fuckin brilliant!

[cicabeot1]

Have you ever been dragged on the sidewalk until you PISSED GODDAMN HONEY?

[RunsWithScissors61]

*in the bathroom, pissing*

OH GOD, NOT THE BLOOD! NOT THE BLOOD! AUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Don't ask how it gets in his eyes.

[poisonousbuckeye42]

if you want to get someone away from you, this would be the perfect thing to do

[j00jy]

Yes Mr. Cage, I have been dragged on the sidewalk until I've PISSED BLOOOOOOD!

Now what?!?!

[counterclockwise123]

Such a good movie.

Nic and Sam are two of my favorite actors and Alison Lohman is so cute I just want to cuddle her.

[ezcobar33]

Press 6-7 loop for techno-Nic

[TheWindWaker01]

@ezcobar33 haha that was amazing.

[hakkenadventure]

6 repeatedly for PISS!

[electricmuffin11]

Before I watched it I was going to post a comment saying I DIDN'T LAUGH. But it actually was funny. So good title. :)

[yourmom416]

Push play. Watch the video. Then, push 6 repeatedly to see Nicolas Cage jizz in his pants.

[binxer5000]

P-P-P-P-P-P-PISSED BLOOD!!! nick has a terrible studder when he's high

[SeberHusky]

"Hey, have you ever been dragged out onto the sidewalk and beaten until you....mmmmmm....PIIISSSSED BLOOOD?!?!?!?!

[skateordiety27]

Where can i find a ringtone of this!!!!!???? HAHA!

[newabortion515]

@skateordiety27 I can help with that. Haha.

[jiltist]

0:07

[MollesterJester]

PISSSSSS BLOOOD!

[kunkunn123]

pissssssssssssssed blooooooood

[WiteLando]

Cannibal corpse came blood

[gojira12345678910]

This movie is damned great. Ridley Scott knew exactly how to use Nick Cage.

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

@RyanDaviesOfficial what's it like being a buzzkill?

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

@RyanDaviesOfficial keep thinkin you're sweet

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

@RyanDaviesOfficial o thanks, dick

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

i just want to know what director was just like "great take nick!" and left this in the movie

[ratchet5]

"Hey Buddy"

[ctt0027]

Reminds me of tourette's guy.

[RobRobertTheMovieGuy]

Gotta fill those ketchup bottles somehow....OK, who wants ketchup in the future now? anyone? When you piss blood, think ketchup. OK?

[satchboogieUK]

My bad, he just robs the pharmacy in the bad lieutenant. This is from matchstick men.

[satchboogieUK]

@greendayfanman1 - it's from the bad lieutenant.

[greendayfanman01]

what movie is this? it looks like a movie about a murder....

[FalloutPlay]

Pressing either 6 or 7 is pretty fun.

[TongueSlicer]

Pause this video at 0:06.

[Impulz89]

I think he took to much Charlie Sheen ;)

[TheEloeo]

@Impulz89 Oh dear God! When will people stop posting comments about Sheen? Not to mention Justin Bieber.

[nick33304]

I would respond with: How fucked up are you?

[LFCEOIN]

i actually would have shit my pants

[CoReCoNTAX]

LOLZYYYYY

[Gandalfgrey93]

Nc rules

[ChrisRedmanMVP]

i can't even imagine how i'd respond to that

[gtaejf]

@ChrisRedmanMVP "YES I HAVE PISSED BLOOD! GET IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING LINE!"

[ColeVecsion]

@gtaejf You win the internet sir~!

[RataITA]

This is the best thing ever

[TheTravin1982]

@c0kar7 cancer? D:

[pyro80]

8 people have been beatn until they PISSED! BLOOD!!

[Legaedify]

I like the part when Nicolas Cage said PISSED BLOOD!!

[bostonewyork1]

Incorrect title.

[Reltsirk]

I mashed 6 and thought I was playing Duke Nukem looking for secrets. Oof Ugh Where is it?

[MrVulgaris]

If Nicolas Cage tries to cut you in line, you just shut your whore mouth and let it happen

[theP00Pmonster]

@MrVulgaris unless your billy mays

[MrVulgaris]

@theP00Pmonster In that case, you just yell right back

[breswter]

@MrVulgaris That's what she said... About the just shut your whore mouth and let it happen xD

[MrVulgaris]

@breswter ZING!

[Tiernan96]

The guy in the white shirt completely shit himself lol

[JabBabbity]

For those of you have NOT seen this movie, it's actually a legitimately good movie and not a Wicker Man-style distaster.

[TheMike646]

press 6 for epic head node :P

press 7 for epic blood :D

[619master4]

This Video does not have :08 o.o

[dadinstlouis]

@619master4

lol

[ProgramSify]

tourette sydrome?

[DoodMan7392]

lol woww... he's such a terrible actor its fun to watch :D

[DJRexim]

Press 6. :)

[bcbird]

@DJRexim press 7, even better

[ultimatekai]

Is that Andy Richter?

[almoztahbeast23]

pissed blood? yuck.

[FailDrummer]

Trust me, best Nicolas Cage Video ever.

[FailDrummer]

Like Nicolas Cage?

Best Nicolas Cage Frekouts: /watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

[GenghisWanghis]

i think the bad lieutenant pharmacy scene is a bit better, but i have yet to see a bad nic cage pharmacy scene

[DeadSleepers]

Have you ever been dragged to the sidewalk and beaten till you..PISSED BLOOD?!

[pukemaster666]

@DeadSleepers once it wasernt that good

[pkearne]

@DeadSleepers Cheers. I saw the video too retard.

[MrCman404]

@DeadSleepers yup thats what he said. thanks i almost forgot. dipshit

[Shade0591]

Wait two seconds before saying "PISSED. BLOOD" as loud as you can.

[snowdude107]

what a terrible actor



[peewypenguin]

@snowdude107 Who? Nicholas Cage?

[capkarr]

This is amazing.... SUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!

[MissRuberToe]

dude the guy behind him is a dick...

its obvious the guy needs his drugs

[punkmusicmetal]

You may piss blood... BUT IT WON'T BRING YOUR GODDAMN HONEY BACK!

[RoguePirateNinja]

@punkmusicmetal Bitches! You bitches! :D

[freaker1990]

I ONCE PISSED BLUE TRUE STORY

[peewypenguin]

@freaker1990 Then your an alien.

[freaker1990]

@peewypenguin NO I'M NORWEGIAN MAN. YOU ARE THE ALIEN HERE BUDDY

[peewypenguin]

@freaker1990 Dude, take it easy. I didn't mean to start a fight. I was just playing around.

[ximrm]

i shat blood

[THATxSHORTxKID]

You said you wouldn't being that up Nick! C'mon!

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

this shits weak

[rmdboy28]

your grammar is weak.

[oddiemonsta]

Nope

[NBertuzzi]

Nic cage is the best. no 1 will be able to replace him, mutherfucker is crazy

[gnarleypunkroker5]

this just gets me EVERY time :') and it makes it funnier how nick cages hair is kidna messed up x)

[z93e]

@jackinla8 uh... NO

actually i took this clip directly from matchstick men

[Stevenio]

@z93e Lmao owned.

[Rasputin25]

@jackinla8 fail

[jackinla8]

@Rasputin25 You FAIL Dunce!

[Rasputin25]

@jackinla8 fail

[jackinla8]

@Rasputin25 stupid comment