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  • "Your weapons are pitiful!"

    "Wait for it..."  Badass. :D

  • Superman: Thank you. I couldn't have saved Lois without your help. Batman: I'm aware of that.(grapples Batmobile midflight and soars away)

  • Aweeeesommmmeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Wonder Woman: We've already voted. Five in favor.

    Flash: Six.

    Batman: I'm Batman

    Everyone else: Nevermind.

  • "Sure, most people might get in a plane on the ground and then take off, but most people aren't fucking Batman. Peace, bitches!"

  • What episode is at 2:30, and what series

  • @GraceTopaz14 Terror in the Sky - Justice League Unlimited

  • Its completely retarded, im a aware of that. Im 28 now. And i have been pondering this for a while without any rational explaination. It might be the corruption in the world that seems to eat every moral we ever had, it might be the lack of true heroes in real life, it may be i've lost my mind, it may be that im just bored or completely stupid... But i dig Batman more NOW than i EVER did as a child. Batman is awesome.

  • I've heard of jumping the shark, but riding it?

  • they should rename "The Justice League" to "Batman and his super-powered sidekicks"

  • 4:50 And exit like a boss.

  • wait a minute....those training robots looked a lot like zeta from batman beyond.

  • mine are bigger than yours ROFL

  • @RIPROKU imagine if he was talking to superman

  • clayface: "you didn't think I'd come here without reinforcement did ya?">:D batman:"wish I thought of that..." =.=

    *green lantern breaks door down with rest of league waiting*

    batman:"oh wait I did" >:D

    clayface: D:

  • batman figthing with a shark.....classic

  • The most important in life it to be yourself, unless you can be The Batman, in which case ALWAYS be The Batman

  • Wow seriously 3:50 try walking like that bwahahaha looks freaking scary.

  • if you can tame a shark IN HIS OWN ELEMENT,then you are a fucking badass!

  • so silence here

  • 2:15-2:26

    Dubstep, anyone?

  • well i learned somthing don't get in batman's way or take a chair to the face.

    (Much More Epic Then An Arrow To The Knee)

  • @aif004 lol

  • Considering how the lot of shounen in anime are PU-SSY, ANYBODY made under DC and Marvel can be awesome.

  • @Hectotane There is a reason. A sad one, but there is a reason.

    Anyway, let us all agree that Batman is awesome and go play Arkham Assylum/City.

  • BATMAN the only one who can GRUNT on top of a shark in WATER!!!

  • mine are bigger than your's... true story xD

  • 3:51 surprise butsecks!

  • 4:27 How is this not the face of Youtube?

  • If it wasn't for the fact that I watched Batman Beyond earlier today I wouldn't have realized those robots early on are Zeta look alikes.

  • 3:55 how the hell can he do that?! i mean, look at that loom!!! his body looks like a candy cane!

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  • "YOU ARE IN MY WAY"

  • Batman riding THE SHARK this is EPIC it reminds me the 60´s movie when batman defeat a SHARK!!!!

  • Well mine is Longer then YOurs.

  • my favorite power is to be batman. yes, being batman is a super power

  • I love Flash

    HE IS HOT! ;)

  • 0:33 one of the robots: "guys i have a plan, let's all shoot her impenetrable wrists, I'm sure nothing wrong could happen "

  • I can't believe neither of the top comments reference the fact HE RIDES A FUCKING SHARK.

  • It's the goddamned Batman... Riding a freakin' shark.

    All arguments are invalid.

  • Love the first scene.

    Clayface: you didn't think I'd come here without reinforcements did you?

    Batman: wish I though of that.

    JL: *breaks down door*

    Batman: oh wait, I did.

  • My favorite: 4:10 - ~ 4:15

  • WOW I remember Starcrossed! If Warhawk an an ep of Batman Beyond said "Hawks like me eat rodents like you for breakfast" (or something like that, can recall exactly), to the original Batman, that's what would have happened, not let it slide like Terry did.

  • Once Batman smiles, you know you're screwed.

  • @GreenKitsuneTheOG actually, Chuck Norris is screwed as well! >:D

  • @WellBeSerious12 Never said he wasn't! >:)

  • Batman is the Chuck Norris of DCAU. Nobody fcks with him.

  • Hmmm, why is Batman my favorite superhero now again? xD

  • Lmao, what the fuck is aqua man going to do? It's superman I'd be more worried about

  • 0:00 for batman moustache

  • 5:04 awesome exit

  • When Lex first meets Supes, he doesn't even flinch. When he first met Bats, the fear made his pajamas evaporate. Rich boy pwns Man of Overrated Steel, anytime.

  • @MistaGify So It has nothing to do with the difference in image

  • Poor Mercy, she's always getting owned.

  • In Soviet Russia... he is still the Goddamn Batman.

  • @ThatBlackPanda But he has a cool hat. Everyone wants to touch it.

  • batman riding a shark?? thats the most random thing i have ever seen

  • "wish I thought of that...oh wait, I did."

  • 3:52

    Long batman is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ong...

  • I'M GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!

  • thumbnail = somebody bout to be raped.

  • Harley Quinn: PUDDIN'! D:

    Batman: At this point, he probably is.

    YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @Aetheilas

    No, you did it wrong. lol

    Harley: PUDDIN'! D:

    Batman: At this point, *Shades* He probably is...

    YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAHHHHHH

  • @Aetheilas Harley: *whimpers*

    Batman:...What? Too soon?

  • Wish I'd thought of that.

    OH WAIT, I DID.

  • Fuck Chuck Norris, hell fuck Superman, give me Batman anyday

  • 4:39 you just got backhanded courtesy of the goddamn batman.

  • 4:00 is the punch of the century

  • lol gotta love the bitch slap bats gave to joker xD

  • You forgot the part where Batman punches out Joker in Justice League, and Joker says "You're despiccable", then he smiles.

  • Batman riding a shark is Awesome!

  • Holy Crap! I thought it was Barry Allen.

  • i hate the leach

  • Batman- First man to tame a great white shark.

  • the sound needs to be remastered.

  • 0:37, overkill

  • When life gets in the way, hit it with a chair.  XD

  • Press 3 for Legen — wait for it... Dary!

  • Love batman! he is awesome!

  • @tarona23 Batman at any time is scary when he smiles.

  • Never get in batmans way for he will hit you with a chair

  • Batman is riding a shark.

    Your argument is invalid.

  • @mwkcope The whole shark-riding fiasco is a reference to a comic ark called "The Joker's Five-Way Revenge." It was the first ever portrayal of the Joker as an insane killer. The Joker stays one step ahead of Batman for the whole story, until Batman saves the elderly fifth victim's life by agreeing to jump into the shark tank instead of him. The Joker, however, dumps the poor guy into the tank regardless, and Batman is forced to kill the shark with his shackles, breaking them in the process.Contd

  • @mwkcope After that, he shatters the tank glass with the victims wheel chair, than beats the tar out of the Joker. Good times...

  • so funny: 4:46

  • "Mine are bigger than yours" is he talking about his d^ck or his balls there?

  • @MrKguy97 most likely both, PLUS the weapons they have against him as his are bigger then theirs... all in all.. the batman has everything bigger...

  • 1:24

    is it just me or is batman really hot right here?

  • @MrJJimbo i disagree man terry could be a good as bats ad dick but not better truly he was awesome ur jsut a bruce lvoer who wont let it go man terty was still learning and by the last time we saw him in Justice league last ep he proved he was a good choice tot ke over the mantle

  • man i love batman smile man

    

  • "i'm a part-timer remeber" lol they just got told lol

  • haha! you're in my way *whack with chair*

  • 4:13 is that a joke....GUYS!!! Batman just make a JOKE, He never make a joke.

  • love that line.. "mine are bigger then yours."

  • You're in my way *chair in the face*

  • 4:38 Batman: the only man to ever bitch slap the Joker...

  • @veso5554 Dick Grayson, AKA the first robin, AKA Nightwing, the only man ever to sock the batman one without ANY consequences whatsofuckingever..... but yes, batman is awesome regardless

  • Shame about that bit that was garbled now THAT was my favourite bit!

  • batman can simply walk into Hogwarts

  • what episode is 1:17?

  • @Shinigami88X1 Starcrossed

  • Batman fathered Chuck Norris's father in a time warp.

  • Most gags would go wanna ride the whale? Bats rides the shark! XD

  • 1:08 they certainly are Batman They certainly are. 2:18 man i love that! Dammit Bat man is their nothing you cant do? 2:23 Batman threw Superman? again Batman you can do anything. 4:11 Batman perfect response. 4:27 wha? Batman riding a shark? what? how? Dammit Batman. their are to many Awesome Batman moments to count!

  • The only superhero without special powers and he can kick your ass six different ways before you hit the ground

  • Luthor: *lies naked in bed*

    Batman: *crawls on bed*

    Luthor: What do you want?

    Batman: Information.

    Luthor: (OH, THANK GOD! JUST INFORMATION!)

  • My all time favourite batman line:

    "Mine are bigger than yours."

  • batman is like a cross between chuck norris and rambo he that bad ass

  • Only Batman can ride a freakin shark ;D

  • Wait for it.

    *BEES!*

  • @AtticWarrior1994 They were bats..

  • 4:00 Get back in the kitchen.

  • man, does Batman even look at half the people he punches out?

  • @eatenbyagrue1988 Nope.

    *Kid walks up behind Batman*

    *Batman knocks kid out*

    "Oops"

  • Blue, black and grey batman is the best color for me. Only grey and black just looks dull and boring. And can he ride a shark!

  • aqua man cant do anything unless water is near

  • Can't John just phase through the walls of the escape pod and stop Batman?

  • 4:00, mercy gets bitchslapped... only batman can slap a woman and it's alright ;)

  • aquaman commands the sea and decides to ride on a dolphin, batman has no powers and rides a shark

  • I'VE GOT IT! Batman is Chuck Norris!

  • @ghosterdude Batman is like 10 Chuck Norrises rolled into one.

  • THIS is why Batman is awesome <3

  • i wonder how big the batman arkham city game is gonna be.

  • Every second of the day, Batman is awesome.

    Every time he smiles, he's even [more] awesome!

    And when he sings... he's just magical.

  • Clayface, The Shade, Parasite, Giganta, Sinestro, Killer Frost, Amanda Waller, Mercy Graves, Lex Luthor and The Joker disliked this video.

  • the shark ride wus awasome

  • 1:38 "Get. The. Fuck. Out of my cave. NOW."

  • 3:10 (and somewhat the same 3:59 ) love how he casually flings a batarang and then without breaking stride or changing posture just knocks the guy out.

  • 2:21 - 2:26 " I can and you will" hahahahaha

  • notice when he smacks her she instantly has a black eye

  • what episode is 2:36?

  • @rcatstott Panic in the Sky

  • @FowlPrey12 thank you ^^

  • @FowlPrey12 what episode is 4:11 - 4:16

  • @nem2gz World's Finest from Superman TAS

  • @rcatstott EPIC batman anwsers to no one lol

  • mine are bigger than yours lol hahahahahahahah

  • He always has a plan, because he's the god damn batman!

  • 4:39 Bitch-slapped. GIve me thumbs.

  • Wait for it.

  • i bought a t shirt that says "WWBD?" LOL

  • they needed to have a episode where he tells someone that he is the GODDAMN BATMAN!

  • @SGVknarf Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who do you think he is?

  • @roronoapedro obviously ya don't know the reference

  • @SGVknarf But I just said the- Ooooooh, right. Trollface.

  • Superman is a man pretending to be God.

    Batman is a man who IS GOD!!!

  • I miss Batman:TAS, JL and JLU. The new stuff like isn't as dark and seems more kid friendly. Its not bad but this Batman is definately the one I prefer.

  • héhè_ï_féel_sO_lôNÈlY_tödaÿ

  • As a Batman: The Animated Series fan, it's strange to see him in the Justice League, because although it's similar animation and the same voice actor, the setting is fundamentally different. You might naively think that supers would walk all over him.

    But with superpowers come super-technology, and Batman's gadgets + technical wizardry become even more dominating...

  • batman doesnt jump the shark he rides the fucking thing through glass

  • which ep is from 1:30-2:00

  • @silentdraconian starcrossed

  • lol. Best opening to a montage ever... so far...

  • 0:19 0:18 Oh wait! I did! >8 )

  • Lets see. In this videos alone, Batman takes on U.S. military Black Ops, the mob, weaponized robots, aliens, the world most dangerous super villians, a giant shark, and Superman. Yeah, Batman is awesome.

  • That smile at 0:22 is the best.

  • Moral of the story. Don't get in Batman's way he'll hit you with a rolling chair

  • thumbs up if you think batman is awesome!

  • 1:06 "Oh no its aquaman everybody ru..Wait did you say AQUAMAN?...Everyone just stay the hell away from water and aim your guns at his head".

  • @TheMagicPillow Aquaman doesn't need water to kick ass.....read his comics

  • @TriggerHappyChicken ...I'm aware of that. Its called a joke.

  • what episode is 1:17 to 1:29?

  • @StormWhales Starcrossed

  • 4:10 hahaha that was awesome

  • "Wally West. Clark Kent. Bruce Wayne."

    lol

  • batman riding a shark how bad ass is that.

  • 4:11 to 4:16....awesome, lmao. Love Batman.

  • 7 people think theirs are bigger than Batman's.

  • 4:14 That moment with Harley is from what episode? I can't remember...

  • @HitmanTwojegoStarego World's Finest from Superman TAS. AKA The Batman/ Superman Movie

  • Batman. Riding. A. xxxxing. Shark. Simply the most awesome cartoon moment. Ever.

  • the time where Batman Judo flipped Superman...Superman's face shows that he's not in pain,but rather confused and awed even after landing.

    "DID BATMAN JUST JUDO FLIPPED ME?ME?!SUPERMAN?"

  • those are zeta robots!