Words that Sound Dirty, but Aren't

[RolfBrecht123]

/watch?v=FNrVXL3ROR0&t=2m8s

[RolfBrecht123]

thumbs up if you did watch "Snatch" this music track belongs to Boris the Blade

[hummingbirdcanada]

mud

[DjCwardio]

at 1:02 i decided to go masticate =P

[mrhabbo464]

rasterbate

[lyric142]

0:35 should have been mayo in the condom!

[xXCHICAGO71Xx]

@lyric142 It was homer Simpson's jizz.

[MrNickro10]

cock

[HannibalSmith485]

you should have included condominium



[waitwhathe]

is this part of the advertainment series?

[kooldaug]

so..these don't cost money?

[aStupidTroll]

dam this gave me a strange boner

[theamazingtoot]

So this product was free knowledge?

[KeshiaRambles]

@theamazingtoot The best things in life are free.

[DamnHookerz]

>.< I already knew all of those. Though mastication is my fav. x3

[mrtotalycoolman]

what about pith?

[princeofpersia229]

Skip to 0:55 for the best one.

[nouaremyonly]

where can i buy this product?

[realismHunter]

you guys are funny

[UberGamer1030]

This is great for a guy who laughs at Joe's Sticky Stuff. XD

[tazer602r]

wasent this website for cool products

[fruitsbasketmangalov]

weenus - elbow

[xero907]

It's not said cul de sac, it's said coo-deu-sahck

[TheStardollTube]

This is a really innapropriate video. Using condoms and showing the penis? Other people might have not saw that but I did.

[thompson8305]

@TheStardollTube grow up it was a medical picture and condoms should be known...sort of promotes safe sex... kids are going to do what they are going to do...might as well be informed and safe about it.

[Nowise10]

@TheStardollTube Because a condom and a penis is bad? You see that stuff in 5th grade, calm down.

[ZEEMADMAN2]

Well @Brierules711 why explain it, when it's so much easier to Demonstrate It. Grab any Guy! You can just show Her how it's used. I'm guessing that 98 out of 100 Guys would be more than happy to assist You! A B.J. should be more than sufficient. Top Down of course! As for the Most Horrid Photo Known try 0:57 for an image that may take a Road Fussee & Burning Your Eyeballs out of Your Skull to even try to get it out of Your Brain. Ugly & Stupid all in one package. The words Kill It come to mind!

[Iriatv]

Can you Masticate my lunch will I titillate my self back at my Cul de sac, condiments are on the table and watch out for the woodpecker because I know you want to be a Thespian.

[MrMaypo]

Dear Journal,

Day 82

The hunt for Kazanu06's comment is still yielding no leads

The mens morals are low

Send food and water, we need backup.

[Sam6445jr]

@MrMaypo i shall save you the time, but I warn you...it's a journey with a horrible ending. Perineum.

[SuperRandomWin]

0:25



[ILoveTylerHoechlin22]

I'm at the weirdest part of Youtube...

[Paytonio10]

vinegar

[Rcpengy123]

playing korobushka in the backround?

[Brierules711]

Ok ok we know wat condiments sounds like. No need to show an actuall condom. I had to explain to my little sister wat those were bcuz of you. Thank you vat19.com

[Thetis101]

@Brierules711 You could have just told her it was a small plastic bag or told her you didn't know. Besides, if she is young enough to not know what a condom is then you should have watched this video prior to letting her see it.

[Candorousable]

The word "come" has been ruined... ruined!!!

[IHATEVAT19]

the word belly button

[MrJMain420]

:25 hurt my testies god damnit.

[Blueberryjello11]

whyv are you guys so recist , use a nigga model...jajaja

[einstienemc2az]

dipthong.

[Lubenskii]

I have a dig bick....

thumbs up if you read that wrong

[miyawa21]

......... how'd you guys get the sex doll in the first place?

[ZombieKillhouse]

i live in a cul de sac :D

[ajeter2629]

"Creamy" sounds wayyy more sickening than "Moist" to me... lol

[SkullzHunter]

0:25 OUCH !

[ILoveTrannys89]

Boris the Blade walking around with a sack over his head is what comes to mind when I hear this song

[ya436]

serisly every body knows that wood peckers are animals duh

[MajorX9999]

lol i learned masculate today in biology! i even said it sounded like something else

[madgrinchhatter]

"thespian" doesn't sound dirty. It sounds like "lesbian".

"Gay" isn't a dirty word.

[DeadProps123]

the word moist

[vat19com]

@DeadProps123 A girl I used to work with used to get physically ill whenever she heard that word. Needless to say, shenanigans ensued.

[DestructionsLight]

@vat19com Better add "Sald". Definition: A word created by vat19 just for the sake of censoring :).

[daewonskate]

@vat19com isnt that on how i met your mother?

[PBCBIBJO]

how curiously awesome are you guys gonna get!! I LOVE THIS WEBSITE!!!!!!!!

[AnimePanda35]

i live at the end of a cul de sac

[FaRcRyKiNg1]

@vat19com why isn't wenis/wenus/weenis here?

[ProductionsFaceless]

I live on a cul de sac! lol xD

[rickythegreaetist]

wenus.your elbo skin

[buildminecraftnet]

PENALIZE!!!

[888jchung]

I'm sure I don't want anyone to masticate me. Lolol

[LabradorOps23]

double-dutch

[CalvinsStudios]

How about Uranus

[BakuraSpoon]

lol i always thought these sounded wrong

[PretzelBananaSplit]

@vat19com thank you for making me look up the word perineum and seeing scarring pictures

[LabradorOps23]

@PretzelBananaSplit what does it mean?

[ajeter2629]

@LabradorOps23 (If you've already looked it up, pardon, lol) The skin between your bottomhole and "private part" (For sake of not getting flagged).

[vat19com]

@PretzelBananaSplit No prob!

[Zapper0369]

@vat19com was that a real condom you put on the mustard bottle because it sure looks like one

[speedddogg]

@PretzelBananaSplit and you made me look it up

[hilloty]

@speedddogg and you made me look it up...

[speedddogg]

@hilloty sorry

[Anonymuskid]

@PretzelBananaSplit damn you!

[fireballfullwood]

You forgot raterbate

[GWAgaming]

I knew all of these, im horny

[iluvthesums]

i never thought condiments sounded wrong.... until now! XD

[Princessbrooke2000]

wow that sounded wrong

[sasukerukia]

what does woodpecker sound similar to?

[KTSN94]

Pena-lize :D

[Chaosify]

I figured intercourse would have been in there.

[TheDeviantGia]

What about a Coccyx?

[Kazanu06]

Ever gonna make a video about words that ARE dirty, but don't sound like it?

[vat19com]

@Kazanu06 Like "Perineum"?

[Kazanu06]

@vat19com Yeah!

[vat19com]

@Kazanu06 First time I heard that word, I imagined some sort of beautiful Roman structure. Oh boy how wrong I was.

[MegaChristianator]

@vat19com O.O i will be scarred for life

[animerulezx]

@vat19com just did a search on the word, i diddnt enjoy my experience..

[Ladygagafan752]

@vat19com heh when i wuz little, my aunt had a pack of pregnancy tester thingys and i though vagina meant the eyeball D: i wuz so dumb back then

[KeswickCamp08]

@vat19com how is perineum dirty? its an egg or diamond shaped part of your "bottom"..... or, woman know it as "omg, im never having an other baby"

[catmad8903]

@vat19com i watch all 389 vids u guys rock

[burningflurber]

@vat19com I thought scrotum was part of the throat for a while.

[vat19com]

@burningflurber Heh, I've got a pretty great comment here, but it's just a little too unprofessional.

[burningflurber]

@vat19com I say! For many months of my life I believed that the word scrotum was indeed related to one's throat.

[ThirdMeowInTheBunch1]

@vat19com

wow thanx, i didnt know what a perineum was so i looked it up. nightmares for years

[swordsmanruler]

@vat19com lol googled it,ew

[ccio911]

Apples.

[officialkeenkeen]

lolz



[Fsdubcakezz]

0:24 dont hit so hard ye bastard

[WowOmgStudios]

You forgot Pig Latin xD

uck fay eah yay!

[jonthefuzz2]

you forgot wenis

[marcosmiketen]

U forgot vacuum (fuck you)

[Trasyu]

Thespianage: Acting

[lgeklsflz]

i flinched when he slapped the testicles with the ruler

[absolutgermanyfangrl]

masticate. It doesn't help that they put in a hotdog

[SongHooks1993]

selling words that sound dirty for cheaper

[princessstar165]

wat about jigglypuffs ( a word from pokemon )

[cencen123yo]

Clever. :D

[JaclynJuice1]

@RetardedAndRanomTV what? he said ah.

[JaclynJuice1]

those dont sound dirty at all

[AllDaThings]

Woodbecker is a very dirty word ;DD

[jebuspraiser14]

dairp = baird lol

[LaCreeShia09]

Eh to many people have done this before

[vat19com]

@LaCreeShia09 It's not wholly original, but this video is over 4 years old. When you consider that YouTube has only been around for 6 years, we were at least near the head of pack.

[LaCreeShia09]

@vat19com Actually I have been hearing people make those jokes since I was a child and my mother was a child.

[DidYouEatMyMonkey]

@vat19com only 6 years wow i thought it was longer

[RetardedAndRandomTV]

0:23 I seriously felt that 

[daughtermarijuana]

press 3

[42JohnnySmith]

Did people honestly not already know these words?!?!

[909067890]

stupid and not even funny seriously ........... wood peck 

[IRIDEAGYARADOS]

How much is this?

[mgblue]

wtf thats a big...cul de sac

[tifffanyx]

0:43 lol



[juggalettetillidie2]

ORGANISM!

[dessy8675309]

is the guy who is masticating the hot dog for sale?

[Rihannababy90]

Eyes (Sounds like ass) - You use them to see out of.

[whanethewhip]

You forgot the best one of all. Weenis: The skin on your elbow that has no feeling. When watching this video I was leaning on my weenis.

[inkcity124]

woodpecker

[RedHotLN2]

oh ick, mustard in a condom!!! what kinda man would you have to be to make mustard??

[megazwatcher]

yeah, i always thought Hallie berry was a thespian

[Worldoftanksowner]

no top comment!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[Cherrypiegirl2000]

LOL



[TheDamnedAK]

I heard Masticate on GTA:San Andreas Radio XD

"Did you say masturbating?"

"Listen to my lips, MAS-TI-CA-TING"

LOL.

[slayerman963]

thats what she said

[helpmeimconfused]

@slayerman963 ?

[ylianaxoxo]

I Understand Masticate Isn't Dirty, But You Made It LOOK Dirty By Chewing That Weenie...

[ean0818]

goldfag

[AlienAngel112]

Another one? Cummerbund.

[LivinLikItIs]

@AlienAngel112 I have been wrong all my life. I thought it was pronounced cumberbun...

[AlienAngel112]

@LivinLikItIs You are pronouncing it correctly, but it is spelled the way I wrote.

[LivinLikItIs]

@AlienAngel112 Oh... ohhhhhhh

[RandomChris46]

CockleBur

[spiffynitsua101]

wut about a cocklebur?lol

[robertsfunny1995]

My god. Was that yellow semon in the condom?? O_O

[hunteo3]

whats that oh i thought you said masterbait

[flipxadoboxkanin]

i like how you have korobushka in the background

[itsgrayyo]

Master Debater? Cunning Linguist??

[SilentDeathScream]

Woodpecker sounds dirty depending on where you're from.

In the UK, the term 'wood' is slang for an erection, and the word 'pecker' is slang for the penis.

[xXmahriXx]

volume 2 ? XD

[moonrice555]

@somerandomperson1324 Yeah---"penal code" is another one. I can't hear that one and not think dirty. What the hell is wrong with me?

[deathlyreaper996]

AWWW DON'T LAY IT ON THE MUSTAHD......AWWW YOU LAYED IT ON THE MUSTAHD D:

[TheRj678]

Wenis- The skin on your elbow.

[Bubba93000]

where can i buy these words? :)

[chimpanzee243]

Lol at the Rosy O Donald :3

[lance2466]

what about balls?

[jerpdafloopydoop]

How does wood pecker sound wrong???????

[xoSmilelovexo]

you guys should have siad gay cause gay means happy ;')

[TheJasaxophonist]

As i looked through my neighbour's window, I saw two Thespians Titilating and Masticating with Condiments over their Cumumbers. While watching the action, my Cul-de-sac was been expanded: so i free the Woodpecker from its nest, then started to Masticate too.  The Thespians stopped Masticating. "OH NO!!!" "NOT SO SOON!!!", i thought loudly....I could see my Woodpecker growing smaller & smaller in th cold thin air. So i zip up my fly and say "Goodbye". Coptright @ Thejasaxophonist.

[TheJasaxophonist]

He placed the Condiment over his Woodpecker while thinking of John"s cul-de-sac then watched Thespians Masticate.

[vat19com]

@TheJasaxophonist Just another day at the office!

[TehAwesomishdude]

@vat19com Why would you make a video like this instead of offering us a new AMAZING product? :<

[vat19com]

@TehAwesomishdude We made this at a time where we were kicking around the idea of doing humorous installments between products. Needless to say, the idea didn't really take off.

[TehAwesomishdude]

@vat19com Haha okay :L

[Lasgati44]

@vat19com noodles?

[pto500]

@TheJasaxophonist dont forget titillate

[TheJasaxophonist]

Simile: THE THESPIAN MASTICATED LIKE A COW.

[Simsker]

You forgot RECTIFY xD

[Annokou]

you forgot 'Gesticulate'.

[OoOreosoO]

0:21 XD dirthy

[SapphireStar4eva]

wenis? the excess skin on your elbow

[nextgenMW2]

Fish sticks

[goodnight4u]

niggle- To obsess over little things.

[Mrpurplebastard]

* angina

[hiphopqueenlps]

french poptart!!!!!!

[ManyAwsomeNoodles]

pig benis lmao saw that on twitter

[Mrpurplebastard]

Fine don't put in mangold cuz we all know what that sounds like!!!!!!!!