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  • NUCLEAR ASSAULT PATCH!!!

  • 5:28 XD

  • I actually got those Reeboks after watching this

  • Any video where Paul gets naked is automatically awesome.

  • fuck this is fucking funny as fuck

  • you my friend, are fat

    hahahahahah, probably the best moment of the heavy metal police series, he's a bit chubby but he's cute, and where the fuck did he get the Venom patch? i've been looking for one like that everywhere.

  • haha got stopped by a cop the other day cause i was wearing a black sabbath shirt and the cop was like a huge sabbath fan but once he stopped me cause of my shirt i thought of this vid haha

  • fuck yeah sadus patch! my boyfriend would loooove that.

  • This is my dream job! :-D

  • At least the car is black now...

  • METAL!!!!!

  • Hell Yeah Reebok's

    ive got the Reebok Ex-O-Fit 80's style!!

  • Hell yeah Heavy Metal For ever and Thrash till death !

  • I want his NUCLEAR ASSAULT back patch!!!!!

  • i think i'm in love

    with the police officers

  • Hey U Guys R Great U Should Make A DVD PS I'm Metal My Bro Isn't This Is His Youtube Account

  • PLEASURE TO KILL!

  • yay venom!

  • i post on a forum as "the metal police" and this video made me lulz

  • "Hopefully you'll earn your badge" haha

    I have short hair!! =( if im lucky in 3 months gotta get it long

  • Me too. And my hair is pretty wavy, so it'll take a while. But it's getting there.

  • theres nothing metal about "fashion police."

  • lol its satire dude,

  • we have a genius!

  • This is awesome1 Metal for life!

  • Love it xD

    Epic

  • LOL Nasty, disturbing & hilarious all at once! I like the fact that you make fun of the whole "metal heads better have long hair!" idea, too. Cuz metal aint a hairstyle, it's a fucking LIFESTYLE! Metal on.

  • where can i get dylans shoes? the reebok 2600s?

  • try ebay and theyre called reebok bb4600s

  • the guy with the shaggy hair is pretty funny. Especially when he says he can still headbang!

  • Fuckin' epic.

    You guys are badass as shit!

    Best vid I've seen in a long time...

    A very LONG time...!

  • Hahahaha. "I thought this was America man!"

  • i wonder what the nieghbors thought when they saw that

  • what,is 502 your theme song now?

  • gangsters or fags hahahahha i fucken love that part

  • I have a Venom patch on my jacket...

    ...and I have a shaved head!

    WHATCHU GONNA DO?!

  • Arrest you!

  • bald yourself and you'll be fine

  • i dont get it?

  • you rapists xD haha love this! go long hair :D

  • HAHAHAHA!!

  • lmao i love thes videos

  • the rookie is soooooooo fuckin hot ..damn

  • SHIT YES

  • yeah that's that fuckin cool dude

  • bahaha :]

  • yes another one i fucking love these vids man !

  • Well I fit the true metalhead... except i have medium length hair, lol!

  • haha

  • Hell Yeah fuck those fag rappers!

  • BLASPHEMY

  • where did you get the reebok shoes?

  • you can buy them online amazon has them

  • arrest me lol

  • Riding Horses Made Of Steel, And We're Here To Burn Up The Night

  • This has gotta be the best vid on youtube!

    FUCK YEAH FOR HEAVY METAL POLICE!

  • im happy this is a satire, cause i break so many heavy metal laws

  • police BRUTALITY \m/ . I wish cops looked that good,(even better riot police), then I wouldn't mind getting arrested (especially if I could listen to some thrash on the way to jail). Seriously now, I have seen pictures of Quorthon with shorts!!

  • nice username, venom rules

  • thanks! I'm seeing them live in about... 16 days here :)

  • where?

  • Greece (Hell-as lol)

  • Hey guys, ya fuckin' rock. Kepe it up. We need more heavy metal fashion police. or Heavy metal fashion QUIZ!

  • Gangstas are fags XD

  • That guy with curly hair looks wierd with the Immortal Sons of northern darkness shirt, woo Isengard

  • Sounds like Sodom at 06:15

  • you mean when i said "angelripper from sodom had a shag?"

  • Yeah, that sounds very alike Sodom there, i thought it was them almost.

  • Wait that is Sodom!, Nuclear Winter isn't it?

  • No wait.. now it's just confusing, the intro sounds alike various Sodom songs, if it really is Sodom, it must be remastered? Although i don't see it in the song list

  • the song is "Death Squad" by Sacred Reich. thats whats playing in the whole thing. there is no Sodom songs in this video.

  • nice vid man makes me laugh

    btw one thing if short hair isnt metal what about rob halford he's bald and james hetfield he has short hair just wonderin

  • hetfield cut his hair when he started sucking. halford is beyond reproach.

  • of course, that's a bit irrelevant, seeing as how you both know that this video is a joke, right?

  • uh yeah, my post was 90% joke too. the hetfield-hair-sucking bit is true, but other than that my hair's too short to throw any stones.

  • alright, it's cool.

  • "Hello"

    "BAGGY PANTS!!!"

    LOL this video is hilarious. MAKE SOME MORE!!

  • As long as you're metal on the inside it doesn't matter, you could be wearing a dress for fucks sake. Although I dare you to where a dress to a slayer show.

  • is that not kind of the point they were trying to make?

  • that would be fucking nuts to see a dude moshing in a dress

  • you are fat

    *poke*

    funny as

  • MULTIPLE OFFENDER MULTIPLE OFFENDER

  • YEAH MAN!

    THIS WAS FUCKING AWESOME

  • gangstas are fags

  • Im a little confused by this one...one minute Pauls being led around for having short hair then the next he's not wearing any shirt or pants...someone please tell me whats wrong with this...

  • my character had a nervous breakdown and went crazy.

  • nice vid when u making more of these?

  • next time charlie (the heavy metal fashion police officer) comes to new hampshire. he lives in connecticut and crashes at my house every month or so for a weekend. im the "shaggy haired" guy btw.

  • ahhaha "u my friend r fat" best line ever

    anyways u listen to some good metal i need more metalheads like tat were i live. 2 of my buddies like thrash to death but both is turning metalcore now :(

  • The heavy metal fashion police can fix that! haha

  • Hahaha. Fucking funny. Problem with the hating on short hair is that Rob Halford had short hair, as does Bruce Dickinson. Also, there are numerous bands with bald/shaved members. Eg: Blasphemy, Revenge, Conqueror, Manticore etc.

  • yeah dude. but this is all just a joke

  • I know. I know. Just saying.

  • do motorcycle boots count?

  • oh hells yeah.

  • fuck yeah i want some harly boots so bad

  • the kind that almost make a 'click' noise as you walk. that would be totally badass.

  • yeah i got a pair that do that alot,but their a pain in the ass to tie

  • Of course they do! Where whatever you want.

  • Haha thanks i like found some tight jeans and shit. Like im rocking a sabbath shirt and some levis with a spiked wristbands and some nikes thanks dude the tj maxx shit was a good idea

  • This is like a Metal version of Cops. I love it!

  • whats funny is that dylan said "we have given him more than enough time to grow his hair", but in the time between this and the first HMFP, i have NOT cut my hair. lol

  • Hey where do you guys get your tight jeans i got like 1 pair but i need to find a better place to buy them.

  • i think i got the jeans i wear in this video at TJ Maxx.

  • Yeah I'm having a hard time finding the right denim shit too. Jeans and another denim vest. I got my first vest through my g/f's ex, which was an 80's original w/ Saxon DIY "backpatch".

  • it doesnt matter where you buy them. The trick is to buy a pair with a small waist size. Unless your fatty you want to keep the size below 35. Mine are 29! That's as tight as it gets!

  • Making your own jeans is metal!

  • Ya man.

  • lol fuck yeah! but now i have to watch my back. ill be next

  • I WANT THAT NUCLEAR ASSUALT PATCH!

  • lol. its not really a PATCH, its a cut out from a shirt glued onto black fabric. DIY is the way to go.

  • I pretty much do the same thing. I took an old Dio shirt, cut out the design, and pasted it on my biker jacket.

  • Hey how did you get Fenriz to play the rookie in your vid?

  • hahah Fenriz. he gets that alot. he also gets Lemmy and Cliff Burton with chops.

  • haha "it's shaggy!" i love that guy.

  • pewp

  • was it really necessary to drop your pants paul?

  • yes. my character had a nervous breakdown.

  • o that was the funniest part haha

  • These are always brutal.

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