How to make SWEET Guitar Noises!!!

[Mermaid6996]

Do you have a day job?

[hoodrats64]

That was pretty funny, but you shouldnt encourage people to be posers and act like they can shred. If you wanna play like that you have to put in your time.

[maxwellpassion]

LOL!!! That was hilarious

[normzki1]

sounds like shit!!!!!

[MrArjay00001]

so that's how michael angelo does it... damn him

[SkilledSniperZ]

like a boss

[TheFluffy1997]

fag

[pokedude279]

@TheFluffy1997 nobody asked if you like men

[pippy7767]

i would have completely thought that was all guitar if i didnt see you record the funny mouth noises lol, but since i did see you do it it kinda sounded like those funny mouth noises ;)

[WolfTheMadMan]

Good god that was the worst guitar sound i've ever heard. >.<

[zhenglihuang]

thumbs up for the thumbs up

[ipodtouchacker]

use a screen recorder next time. quicktime has it built in

[tanky135]

LOL



[franceXgreece]

I FUCKING CRACKED UP LAUGHING WHEN YOU STARTED MAKING THOSE NOISES i got to go to a funeral tomorrow and you made me happy :) thanks

[MODITWORKIT]

is that how he licks pussy

[Jonathan12319]

@MODITWORKIT Nope dick like you.

[mitchellvanvliet]

Worst guitar tone ever.. lol

[ILiveForMusic11]

Hello Dan,

I'm from your future. You will soon have longer hair. You will also have a giant fiasco with Dan 3.0. You still pull through it though and make Delicious Steak. Which is awesome.

-A new arrival to the Pogotribe

[tefolase]

a secret behind dragonforce

[Meman136]

subliminal thumbs up... must... press... like button...

[kosmiik99]

suck my dick to plz

[4lifeNerdfighter]

Tags: Dan Brown Is Handsome

[LesPaul4444]

HEY WORLD!! IM HIGH!

But good job! thanks for the vid.

[labbern]

The truth behind Dragonforce!

[JgHaverty]

@labbern hahaha

[ChuckNorris6000]

thumbs up if yoou paused the video to see him smile in 0:46 !!!

[Gatlun]

I just smashed my $2000 guitar against the wall...Now I have to fix the wall...

DIE DIE DIE!!!!

[TheSsdylan]

Lol nice thumbs up at 0:45

[shredderman88]

Hahaha i was totally not expecting that

[hArRyXx1000]

0:45 is also 1:32 :P

[penguinshin]

Do I hear "Flight of the Bumblebee"?

[xspiritxinxblackx]

you are the single biggest embarrassment to anyone who wants to even think about playing guitar

[2011superdarkstar]

Lmao this is really funny

[caulinrocker1]

i can actualy clearly here that its your voice only distorted ... good program but i still prefer a real guitar

[germanygibson]

pretty funny lol

[TheGuitarSlayer100]

sounds like flight of the bumble bee

[Schweinedarl]

wow, just WOW

....nooooot! xD

[Zombies194]

lol 0:46

[disforia1]

LOL Dude you are the man!!

[kamilm122]

o_O  xD

[Anborn1990]

the flight of the bumble bee

[LocaIHero]

This is how you make a complete idiot out of yourself!

[djswitchmaster09]

it burns!!!

[Bigheadet]

hey good job on your book da vinci code

pretty entertaining stuff

[deathjr2841]

1)start video

2)hold 5

3)laugh

4)thumbs up if you laughed

[lirothen]

lol flight of the bumblebees. :P

[GuitarMonst3r]

Yeah, let these guitars burn in hell

[dadikiuz]

i would like to see you live

[freenexton]

That's what happens when a guy tries to sing "Flight Of The Bumblebee"

[roidrage11]

i like how you added in the flash frame of you giving thumbs up haha, i bet no one else saw that

[mobstermania1]

nice solo bro!!!!!!!

[Tim85axira]

I loled when I knew that it was the flight of the bublebee

[joltster109]

I like what he does at the end. :D Thumbs up!!!!! Thumbs up if you like Dan thumbs up at the end. :D

[Webergal1997]

faggot!

[ibrahimanees1]

pause at 0:46 lolz

[MrPlachtacek]

what is the program called

[bbeboutuaa]

@MrPlachtacek It's called Garage Band, it comes standard with almost all Mac computers.

[infoformulier]

bumbelbees

[TheHardyzfan87]

what happens if i just play a micheal jackson song into the mic

[bigduke6702]

I hate to admit it.  This is so stupidly hilarious. I will stick with my guitar however.

[CoolEnoughToBeMello]

Hello Dan,

I'm a from your future. You will soon have longer hair. And you will be sponsered by Ford, and HP, also you will become Dan 3.0 and have a beautiful girlfriend, also, Your life will be controlled by many mindless, and genius monkeys controlling your EVERY move. It may sound bad, but it's pretty fricken ahmazingly Awesome.

-One of the Genius Monkeys.(:

[CrzayMazy]

Hey world!

[197022007]

//make clean, semi-resonant sounds with the voice//add noise and distortion//

[sanemindset]

flight of the bumblebee?

[jogomez1974]

Retard......

[ElGolemista]

lol so thats van canto's secret? xD

[debundan]

lmfao m8 il had a shit day and tht was so funny thanks :)

[Apeshavenotails2]

Yeah if you turn that up and screem its death metal.

[ldsguamrdlniko]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahaha

[g15guitar]

lolx tabs please :P

[sheltons65]

You are a fag. No doubt in my mind. You give actual guitar a bad name.

[3ace13]

girls must love hois tongue

[ottozing]

kinda sounds like cult of personality

[megaspasm]

hahaha

[bluesman979]

Hey Dan Brown, you might be a latterday Hendrix with technique like that ;-)

LOL :-)

[coolband1375]

is there a program like this for windows?

[IforgotMyMedication]

@coolband1375 I think mixcraft is kind of like garageband but it costs some money (have no idea how much but go check their site). I think they have a demo there. Btw i havn't tried it so go check some vids in here (youtube) or something to know more :D

[MitchandGarrettfilms]

@coolband1375 Reason 5

if you want to make your own instruments and such..

[bliskit66]

lol.hah..11!!!!!

[Heftyskater777]

woow....

[CarionBeetle]

Flight Of The Bumblebee~

[TheDuck254]

0:46 wtf

[Itachi98701]

i think ur girlfriend loves your tongue

[EvKbassdude07]

0:46

[TheUnPlayable]

And what if I can't do your thing with the tongue ?

[pieeip4775]

this guy is really running out of ideas...

[hendrix0is0lord]

@pieeip4775 i thought the exact same thing

[Gfosheezy]

@Noahsyc Yup lolz

[ernests212]

moron

[Noahsyc]

I guess it was kind of a deformed "flight of the bumblebee". "Flight of the crippled bublebee".

[ReignzOfBrainz]

Flight ofthe half-drunk, half-high bumblebee.

[tefii4]

mas is look that you got nothing to do in your life you syand in your house doing that noises

[RockIsMy4Ever]

@tefii4 And you have nothing to do wit ur life but watch a guy who got 195k + views on a pointless video? then u also waste ur life by commenting on a video u didnt like... who is the loser rlly? Funny vid man haha

[inphrased]

that smile at the end just killed me

[theanthill1001]

aaaaand the only guitar I've ever heard that sounds anything like that is from Spinal Tap

[theanthill1001]

Wow. Clever douchebag. Yep. Other people do stuff like that when they're killing time too. They just don't waste thousands of people's time posting it on Youtube

[leeknivek]

you were really reiterating on the fact that you don't know anything about guitar.

[cwilll]

0:46 LMAO

[Dm3qXY]

:) without knowing anything about playing a guitar. ..or anything about music :) bd

[mw2dudeify]

:58 :P

[shadowscout777]

fuck you Dan Brown.

[MrOzMendez]

Only Macs?

[mgk81]

You are an idiot.

[MrOzMendez]

@mgk81 how is he an idiot? can you do this?

[mgk81]

@MrOzMendez Just because I can't/won't light my farts on fire does not mean that I am any less than this supposed genius. a) he should learn how to play a real guitar, and b) what he does sounds nothing like a guitar anyway. Having said this, do fuck off and have a nice day.

[MrOzMendez]

@mgk81 Sheesh......... sorry

[soggywasabi]

@mgk81 who said anything about being a genius, your not. and just because a guy made a dumbass vid doesnt mean he lights his farts on fire. holy shit!

[mgk81]

@soggywasabi a) You should learn the great art of the metaphor before you start what you can't finish, and b) This guys is an idiot, MrOzMendez is an idiot, and *you* are an idiot, for dragging on this pointless discussion. I am probably an idiot, too, for participating. Oh, well. Have a nice weekend, the collective Idiot.

[JonDeth]

Brilliant, sounds like a fucking idiot flailing his tongue around in his mouth

[Xuhairkhan619ify]

Roftl..which scale is this?;P

[MrOdog21]

OMG thats f****** Funny

[bostock2000]

tosser

[RAINZYYY]

you suck balls bitch

[cakelover33]

whats with the fuckign black thing going up and down on the screen.

[statecivileng22]

@cakelover33 Thats your mom riding my dick

[cakelover33]

@statecivileng22 no no not that because its to big to be ur dick.

[statecivileng22]

@cakelover33 If I pull the rest out of your mouth you can clearly see that it is big enough to be the same black dick in your mother

[Lesrevil08]

@statecivileng22 What is this smack talk, you know your mother told me you werent packing, even yo girlfriends hit on me.. This sounds like a insecurity to me :)

[statecivileng22]

@Lesrevil08 Yo bre stay out of my convos on youtube man.. i will whoop yo ass when you get back to the apartment. My mom just dont know what she is talking about, and my girlfriend I got now hasnt cheated on me with you

[sidgopinath]

@statecivileng22  lol

[TedManiax]

You're such a smart stupid person :)

[MrQuagmire211]

You suck and fail go ride your mom dude honestly that's just bad

[Greenfuzz138]

you suck

[xoxTOWELIExox]

comparing to what he looks now...

[jehovahuponyou]

WHAT A JIPNERDLURKERWRENCHOBALLOSUXAS­S!!!

[kevindlinc]

Yngwie Toungsteen

[therealkakkamakkara]

Epic solo!

[SubscribingSpaz]

hmmmm.... well that was totally and unterly gay. no offense i mean i love ur vids just thing ugh

[QueIsUseless]

0:47 = MADE MY LIFE!

[superuglyman888]

tabs?

[BingtheLizard]

@superuglyman888 ROFLMAO

[vg30dettscn]

@superuglyman888 roflmfao! nice hahaha

[SuperLifestream]

@superuglyman888 Tablature (or tabulature).. also known as tabs for short

[superuglyman888]

@SuperLifestream i know, it was a joke lol

[SuperLifestream]

@superuglyman888 Oh, as in. with full sentences used. What are the tabs? not as in what are tabs? which is what i thought you were meaning

[yes0684]

@superuglyman888 okai tabs let me see?? div diiv ddiivvdiv diiv ddiivvdiv diiv ddiivvdiv diiv ddiivvdiv diiv ddiivv again, again,again....LOL XD

[jaredvr]

awesome!

[ADY18K]

wow WTF??!!! O.O ??!! damm rock dude awesome sounds damm fuckk!!! 5* vid. dude \m/ keep it on :D

[NathanCipher]

get. a. life.

[AnywayzMcWTF]

i play real guitar, i personally find this more effort then real guitar....lol.

This is a pretty funny vid, u sir, hav earned my subscription...xD.

[alch3mi5t]

hahaha funny hahahahahahahahahahah and commnet to tongue hahahahahah cmon WTF hahahahahahaha

[ploss500]

Gayy

[ploss500]

Cut print GATT

[woowoo14598]

whats the software called

[drewsky684]

But I'm a PC....what now????????????????

[ColtyRamone]

Dragonforce-"ah shit! theyve discovered how we do it!"

[redneck5896]

WHAT THE FUCK THE COMMERCIAL IS IN FUCKING SPANISH!!!

[kanwarrox]

awsmee!!!!!

[ty2b911]

0:46 thumbs up if you saw him thumbing us up

[olliescrazy4ever]

oh wow, now i know how dragonforce is so fast.

funny vid!

[jaejoongssayang]

+.+""""""

[tamc1337]

Someone should Tell @ dannerz about this... like she doesn't already know

[mustang99190]

ha ha ha awsome

[Lazarus137]

please dont ever do that again

[StefanB2112]

screw you buddy

[dvdsmlprstylr]

Flight of the bumble bee

[MyNameChristine]

Epic guitar solo... or not :p x

[StefanB2112]

you are a freak, just learn how to play the real guitar

[NoeyTh13teen]

@StefanB2112 lol geez get your finger out of your ass. you don't have to play guitar to be interested in it.

[IpwnATfailing]

and people actually like this guy?

[coolslyfox123]

it didn't work

[Pyrographer33810]

lol @ dan and LMFAO @ evilchimpmunk566

[DarkestDays24]

lov yor vids Dan

[SharigunOfTears]

lmfao loo la looda loo loo la looda loo

[iDreaMzHD]

olaholah twss

[JoIIyJoK3R]

haha :D

[kiemul136]

That sounds like the "Bumblebee".

[braddudeguy]

It sounds like someone making weird noises into a really bad phone haha

[Glockenator]

Sounds better Dragonforce

[matchbox2022]

That's how you get face fucked by a million youtubers!!

[TheCrow52992]

reminds me of flight of the bumblebee

[Cornsnake9]

lol at the tags

[fatlizzard19]

awsome

[HQhoriblequality]

dan predicted the future with the thumbs up

[HQhoriblequality]

a secret behind dragonforce

[barrotty]

Holy shit...I cant do that.....

[panda100123]

0:46 looks like ur eating a vagina

[atguitar1990]

That sounded nothing like sweeping. Lol.

[Cyrilshark]

wtf have you done with your poor Mac. o.O

[MagnusRulerHardt]

Dan Brown, you're a douche.

[Falaxuper]

0:46 l0l