miracle manna loaf

[m1n3for3v3r]

anyone know this guys name?

[111axa1]

@m1n3for3v3r Peter Popoff

[m1n3for3v3r]

@111axa1 thnx 111axa1

[111axa1]

@m1n3for3v3r Not a problem hey did he sound sort of like a weird monster at parts to you too? lol

[xdkwallen742]

does this mean i can cast bubble? i ran out of mana T_T

[lardo444]

i rubbed the "miracle manna" on my pecker, nothing happened, it's still microscopic.

peace, lardo.

[creapah]

Buy miracle mana for only $99.99

[Molitars]

Evolve

[juniperlei]

who would be stupid enough to fall for this shit

[bloodriotiori]

@juniperlei literally thousands of people every single year.

[silbitnuoc]

Top liberally with miracle whip.

[likeaduck]

he touched me!

[PhilipPorter]

When did Glen Beck dye his hair?

[p717]

Shrooms!

[sheepbleep]

i get pisssed everytime i see these fake pastors preaching their junk about miracle thiss.... prosperity that D:< the only thing that should be asked is to have a real relationship with God, almost like having a friend..... with that everything else will work out cus u know u got somthing to fall bck on... u dnt only rely on urself :/ wy buy miracle bread wen God can provide the miracle for free? especially in this economy lol n_______n

[penquinbum]

Would it be acceptable to put a little butter and jam on the miracle manna? Hey folks, maybe when the miracles start happening I can call it "Wonder bread".....Whattaya mean? Someone else got that name.

[JRock005]

THe devil has the right to deceive. It's his job. You can't be mad a satan for doing his job.

[LtStarkiller]

Uggghhh.....these people all need to be hit in the face with a shovel.

[Symos]

I ain't eating that. I know how it's cooked. (Ezekiel 4:12)

[maclover201]

Whoa. I'm Christian and this guy is NUTS. He just wants your money, that's all.

[cherfer]

I want the drugs he's on

[99straycat1962]

I eat Cheez it's instead!

[edgarsterling]

This is theater at it's very best, not to mention a pretty good scam. And who doesn't like a little Miracle Manna Loaf when they need a holier-than-thou snack?

[intr1nzic]

i'm gonna be sooooo suprised by god's explosion of power dammit i cant fuckin wait for this shit.

[xXNuclearWarXx]

That looks like a loaf that he just pinched.

[GilbertsonDerick]

How could you guys not like this dude? Look at the sparkle in his eye - the sparkle of our Lord, Jesus Christ. Look at that picture-perfect face, and how it gleams with the Light of the Holy Spirit. This man is a magnificent passage which brings us closer to the sky.

and the entire time I watched him talk, I scratched my ball sac and wondered if I should blast up another bowl before bed.

[tbabygirl67]

oh hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna join ya! :)

[jimmyassclown69]

LOL!!!!

haha man! that so awesome.

[anon32016]

What is this chanel?! This is GREAT! I have another contestant, though:

A manual of spiritual warfare against satan!!11one!

That one aired in the intermission on gospel chanel... It's just hillariuous!

[romanomariacristina]

Omg ROFL XD

That dude is batshit insane!

[pianoman2244]

OMG ROFL

[Michigan1985]

This has been on for the past hour. Should air on comedy central. I actually enjoy watching it. Got some good laughs.

[busdriver357]

what a lying conman phony and a false prophet

its a shame how many people fall for his

phoniness.

[BACHINA123]

haha i saw the funniest shit on this commercial late last night..he was doin his bullshit speech and then the camera turned to this old black lady like freeeeeeaking out/having a seisure/ like..crumping or something...i cried i was laughing so hard

[yewsahoefosho]

FMAOOO

[SBBUK]

ROFL

[emlounge]

This guy looks exactly like a slick salesman.

[libertariananarchist]

13 The LORD said, "In this way the people of Israel will eat defiled food among the nations where I will drive them."

[libertariananarchist]

9 "Take wheat and barley, beans and lentils, millet and spelt; put them in a storage jar and use them to make bread for yourself. You are to eat it during the 390 days you lie on your side. 10 Weigh out twenty shekels [a] of food to eat each day and eat it at set times. 11 Also measure out a sixth of a hin [b] of water and drink it at set times. 12 Eat the food as you would a barley cake; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel."