Things I Never Want to Hear a Guy Say (Tosh.0)

[kegstar4mma]

AHHHH!! KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS

[beerandglue1]

You should probably start working on some of those things guys say.

[melissabaines18]

you actually have amazing teeth, just calm down with just about everything else thats going on with you... ahahaha

[suckmyspookycock]

Put those lips to work :D

[thehamburglur100]

you whore....

[memordisons]

Fat Bitch!!!

[TheGodthor86]

stupid..

[zachH456]

You are fat though.  A spade's a spade.

[MUSTangGRAD2011]

HAH! She was on last seasons ending for the replacements. Sooo ironic.

[dudewithaboard12]

dicks are lollypops...or that's what all the dudes tell you that you've blown...

[witlitecumsdarkness7]

you get those phrases a lot don't you? 

[FaDeSnIpEz123]

you have nice titties

[annababie123]

u guys are soo mean... just leave her alone, who are u to tell her how she should dress and speak and live her life... she's living her life the way she wants to not how u would.... if i where u, i'd admire the fact that even though she gets hurt with the mean comments for every single video, she keeps on doing her thing and making videos. i admire that she is a very strong person and she has a really good self esteem.. just leave her alone

[Verboten0Engel]

Well if you never want to hear a guy say those things about you, then maybe you shouldn't have gotten the coinsiding surgeries. You look like a poster child for over-the-top plastic surgery. Fake tits, botox, lip injections, thick-ass makeup, overpriced piece of shit clothing that i assume you bought from some place like Hollister or Abercrombie or some prep shithole like that, and several other noticeable traits. Yeah, good luck with all that you fake dosey cunt.

[blackraider777]

what's the matter, Tosh is not black enough for you?

[prettylittleliargurl]

you are so disgustingly fake... lose the makeup, fake tan, fake hair color, fake boobs, then you'll look R-E-A-L. BTW your shirt's on backwards, which I assume you did on purpose because you seem like an attention whore.

[blackraider777]

@prettylittleliargurl not only she's fake, she's also dirty niggerlover

[louderspeeker]

Us gays love ur boobs

[MrBIGSMOKE15]

cocaine is a hella of a drug

[coolmathlover]

every thing you said is what i just said

[bleedifyouloveme]

Her shirt looks fine.

[animalsforeverxo9783]

shes an actress she does everything on purpose..

[EffOff69]

Your fat vagina smells.

[midwest9757]

your fake,your fat your a whore your vagina smells i hate you,i hate your face your fingers are fat,put those lips to work,do you cook? i want to eat your feet i want to kill you!!!

[UFCMania98]

I should stick my dick in her mouth to make her shut the fuck up

[mobisiteme]

Give it up sister...

[MrsCH133]

Her shirts not on backwards, sadly. Her boobs are just too big to fit in it and she probably doesn't want to but a shirt that actually fits her.

[nowelahhh]

@MrsCH133 the tag is in the front...

[boland73]

Sideboob Alert!

[chrismott99]

She said like 9 times in 59 seconds.

[chrismott99]

I dont like hearing girls or guys like saying like before like every like word that they like say Its sooo like annoying to like hear the word like, like every like two seconds.

[boland73]

@chrismott99 hahahahahaha. BTW thats kinda fun to try to say out loud

[venomchris]

So guys have said your vagina smells? lol uw

[knugpullen]

The things i dont want girls to say: words

[televisionfin]

omg... after hearing your terrible voice i tried to put a q-tip from my right ear through my head to my left ear.

thanl god i'm deaf now

[worstycoasty]

the thing is everyone who commented and disliked this are the idiots who think this video is serious

[XNowhereMan02]

People don't lie when they say that the end of the world is coming

[Morgzy007]

Omg am i the only one who thinks this girls awesome?x

[MoreThanA1000]

shut the fuck up bitch

[YourEverything97]

umm.. HOney you look about 30 YOUR NOT FN 16! STOP TRYING TO LOOK AND ACT LIKE ONE!

[smoothscott86]

I would still fuck it

[ScootiePuffJunior]

i want to..... punch u in the face.....

[smoshFan59]

your fat and your fingers

[theRipper1231]

like um like totally

[wildboy789789]

daniel tosh is so cute... u are fat... and have people told you that ur vagina smells, thats gross, take a bath and wash off ur caked on makeup u chubby hoe

[AwsomeBubble26]

Thats What u Don't Want To Hear but .. That All U Hear Cuz Ur All Those Thiings ! ,

[radu99mihai]

Ur Fat, Ur A Whore, I Hate You,Ur Fingers Are Fat,Put Those Lips To Work,I Wanna eat Ur Feat,I Wanna Kill You! :)

[EvilKrabProductionz]

Hey bitch, your tank is on backward..... And your fingers are fat skank

[Mr2nite69]

thumbs up if you want to unhear that annoying high pitched voice.

[xXGANGSTAR08Xx]

Your fat , get those lips to work , you have fat fingers, your godzilla :D

[TheMrjack97]

If she says totally again I swear to god I'll hunt her down

[snazzyfishsticks]

Is her shirt on backwards? How did i get here? >.<

[ThePenahi]

How the fuck I ended here from Linus Torvalds interviews?!

[201idejesus]

Why r we giving her air to breath?? What a waste of space in this world.

[rodneyk]

who the hell says vagina?

[tara8686]

@rodneyk you do apparently

[rodneyk]

@tara8686 typing it and saying it are apparently the same thing to you. i dont get out much, but when i do i dont hear vagina all that often. and im pretty sure you knew what I meant smarty pants. yeah i said smarty pants.

[tara8686]

@rodneyk you dont get out much. enough said :)

[nakedborbon]

do you have your top the wrong way round?

[jaynieJJ]

Guys, this girl isn't being serious, most of her videos are her playing up what other people think of her. You laugh because you think she's and idiot. She laughs reading all your comments because you clearly don't get it.

[xxcolbyxx22]

what drugs are you on…….please share?

[dickoryan96]

whats wrong with daniel tosh.0 ? ;(

[wonderfulsurrounding]

Your shirt. It's on backwards. Might want to fix that, doll.

[TheDnCProduction]

things i want you to say: NOTHING!!!!!

[ShadowManV3]

Is her shirt on backwards?

[corysgirl69]

Maybe you should take some of that fat from your arms and put it in your tits

[SheepAteMyFanBoys]

Your hair is so straight. I want to have it

[codislife123]

i hate how people are hating on you JUST because of this video. Only if they saw all your other videos, and saw what a down to earth and beautiful lady you are. <3

[xK2xPRODiGY]

Wow this video was very stupid I'm sorry but it is true. Btw your fake af!

[gusto1978]

retarded voice.! if she sounded like a woman she prob be hot

[BMerrill92]

You're shirt is on backwards. Were you not able to figure that one out? 

[xXxtomboygirlyxXx]

@BMerrill92 mabye she has it on backwards for a reason

[Verboten0Engel]

@BMerrill92 I think she was trying to hide the bad clevage of a fucked up boob job

[VoLtageGamerr]

@BMerrill92 You illiterate retard. "You're shirt is on backwards"? Are you aware that you are saying "You are shirt is on backwards"? Please. Learn a little grammar.

[KrOnIc343]

@BMerrill92 Way to steal the comment Tosh made. Thats original.

[BarbieTELUVISION]

girl, your tank top is on backwards

[GMan19861]

ur gay

[OoEmmaBearoO]

And if you look in front of you kids, you'll see something you don't want to be when you grow up.

[Schwanzlutscherr]

Isn't this the same broad who is anti-feminism

[Schwanzlutscherr]

THAT WAS LIKE, UMMMM. LIKE

[BenJammin2point0]

people like this exist?

[Lotsaspots7]

God created us all equal. You have no right to judge her you are no better. Stupid people that right all these hate comments are why people commit suicide due to cyber bullying. Leave her alone its her videos if you don't like them. DON'T WATCH THEM.

[Shaunson1000]

i hate you



[Inyourfacebro]

A list?

[FashionablyThin]

Fuck you. Girls like you are why natural blondes like me are stereotyped as dumb ass sluts, like you.

[Inyourfacebro]

@FashionablyThin You really are blonde.. her hair's white.

[FashionablyThin]

@Inyourfacebro It's called platinum blonde, that's the color of her hair in most of her videos.

[singingboy423]

The only word that i have in my head is : TITS!!!!

[00fabian7]

why do i stil watch these kind of videos? o yeah because of her TITS

[LiovaElise]

Is she real?

[butterz2butterz2]

Thinking gives you wrinkles

[UNCOMMONSENSE101]

if ur vagina smells who gives a fuck what u wanna hear?

[section804loco]

She just listed off the only things guys say to her. Like totally stupid bitch. duh and what not. Lmao fake

[Bursuc23]

you`re a fat girl :)

[limited2all]

Tell me.. What do you do for a living?

[iliketurtlesism]

holy fuck please stop making the blonde stereotype even worse with people like you

[cuteharper88]

her shirt...

[fixzero1]

Weird looking kitchen...

[CinderyGravy]

If he calls you fat, its for a reason girl

[fuckingwiththestars]

your vagina smells lol

[Mrfgjgfhg]

Take your shirt off =) (you never said anything about that)

[22HigherFire]

fat irritating MORON

[oBringMeTheDiscoCake]

I only clicked because i thought you where a ass of a joke

[amberashard]

@noneactive you dont even know her personally you ass, leave her alone if you dont like her videos dont watch.

[pkameron93]

man wish i could see those bet there soo nice!! O_O oh yeaa!

[DancePalooza]

haha I find you cute as fuck

[jmcsubway07]

Your Chubby



[Asaenz103]

like if you only clicked because she has big boobs.

[Ehatre]

Hey girl, I hope you know that most of your supporters are guys who like your tits and think you're pretty, NO ONE actually cares what you're saying, you're not talented or skilled. Make more talented videos instead of you talking, your channel is more boring than reading YouTube comments.

[zergcheezer]

kill it with fire

[Runner3772]

@zergcheezer u get the gasoline i got a zippo

[CptBiznitch]

Awww what you don't want to hear is your everyday complements :) rn't u special :D

[ronharper469]

I like your tits and your pretty. that ok? SERIOUSLY, wanna hook up wink wink...

[HaamSammich]

o bet both your hands will fit in your vagina

[mansonrockxxx]

Your vagina smells hoe.

[szasz85b]

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

THIS

? ? ?

[nohomopixidust]

i hate your face, hehe

[ritiusskills]

Big boobies C:

[lasombranegra00]

fat bitch



[oliviapires94]

is she really this trashy dressing or is this a gimmick

[taleofrevenge]

This woman is what is known as a bimbo

[ronharper469]

@taleofrevenge Gotta be a act, surely nobody is this ditzy. I LIKE HER TITS AND SHES PRETTY

[taleofrevenge]

@ronharper469 I know what you mean. She could be acting like many other attention seekers on youtube. But still, even if it is indeed an act, It still insults the intelligence of many people who has viewed her videos, How are people supposed to know it is is acting or not?. Do people really like to watch this nonsense? What is the appeal? She means absolutely nothing to me.

Just take a moment to look at this comment section. Plenty of other people who have commented aren't too bright either.

[sara9saysyo]

@taleofrevenge shes actually really smart but she has a very bubbley personality

[taleofrevenge]

@sara9saysyo First impressions last, and this was a really poor first impression to me.

[tomm1827]

If you don't want us to eat your feet, than stop making your toe nails look like skittles all the dang time, just kidding, if I offended anyone, but the thought of eating someone's feet (especially women's feet) doesn't bother me at all. I'll admit I don't have a fetish for women's feet, but since I took the time to type this in I might as well say I adore women's feet, but to eat it is something totally out of my league.

[ronharper469]

@tomm1827 dont want to eat her feet but I would eat something else.......OH YEA

[tomm1827]

@ronharper469 Hell yeah dude!!! 

[carbonquiznoz1]

Go read a book!

[GrammarGI]

things I never wanna hear a woman say.... A thousand "likes" and "totallys" in one sentence.

[919kasiiiiiimo831]

her wife beater is on backward

[lovelypinkmeow]

She's a fucking actress, get over yourselves haters. You guys obviously need a reality check, she's making a joke you stupid assholes. Only real self confident girls can make fun of themselves and still be confident, she is a real person, and you guys who are all being fucking rude to her, are stupid and have nothing better to do with your lives than make fun of people who actually have a GREAT personality. Unlike you pieces of trash.

[haileymorton14]

i think your shirt is on backwards...

[swimmer8585]

Ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

[thegreeneyes01]

wat the fuk

[fishcrank1]

I would much rather hear you gurgling a cock in your throat than your ear piercing voice.

[mycriton]

@starwarslego12 Took me about two seconds. That "HEYYY GUYS" was all I needed.

[heraz12]

is that what all the guys say to u? ur fanny smells? ha

[TheMadLeprechaun]

you people do realize that this is a parody on Daniel Tosh's video, and she is just also poking fun at herself

[Calyptico]

please someone, slit her throat, for the good of humanity(and my eardrums).

[ReFLeXSNiPE]

you fake, your fat, your a whore, your vagina smells, i hate you, i hate your face, your fingers are fat, put those lips to work, do you cook? i wanna eat your feet, i wanna kill you, hi, im daniel tash

[BrosephMG]

Your vagina smells.

[JolisaLovesYou]

what the fuck are you wearing ?

[colemcgrath123]

Wow....BTW her fingers were fat and she screwed it up your suppoused to have a guy say it you stupid whore

[TheStephenator1000]

I think we all know which ones were said to her...

[maybethisnamewilwork]

4th down and boobs

[konni1231]

ps. boobs 0.o

[konni1231]

heres another that you might not want to hear.......YOU ARE A COMPLETE SKANK!!! REALLY!!! HOLY SHIT MAN!

[ThePoiMaster]

Shes not fake! She is a real dumbass....

[T3RRYTIG3R]

I didnt hear a single word u said... Ur boobs were talking to me

[ACEINTHEPACK88]

without your tits you would be nothing.

[1991Boarder24]

good thing your kitchen is in your bed room

[kyramariedavis]

I think you need a bigger shirt..

[Eetaq]

I've never seen so many trolls on a single video.

[OSDolphin]

I'm a man. You're fake You're fat You're a whore Your vagina smells I hate you I hate your face Your fingers are fat Put those lips to work (Seriously, use them for talking about better things) Do you cook? I wanna kill you You didn't hear it, so you don't need to complain. T_T

[AssasinsWeedxX]

lol dumb bitch has her shirt on backwards

[tylernsharp07]

I think this chick was on Ellen for speed reading.. Besides her comment's.. I wouldn't date her due to she looks to much like a Barbie Doll and would max out my credit card at Nordstroms.. why wouldn't she cook? Everyone has to cook? Dose she think puttung a slice of bread in a toaster is hard work? I guess we all can eat at Morton's everynight...

[GtfoEdaters]

This girls fat armpits look like vaginas that I would probably fuck before her actual roast beef vagina

[danceinside9]

People are so mean on here! WTH!

[TauMasada]

boy I hope she cooks. she must, I noticed she had chubby fingers and is a little round on the edges. I also love her "fake" tits :)

[ninjadrummerman]

Your shirt. It's on backwards.

[DzPointed]

@ninjadrummerman AHAHAHAHAHA YES

[Yoharashi]

Lol girl. You trolling and succeeding. <3

[LiamA1990]

kill it before it lays eggs!!!

[1detzu]

@LiamA1990 You made me Smile sir :) thank you

[SySTeM4T1c]

"Women can do everything men can do, except....Math, chess, running, jumping, lifting stuff, fixing stuff, making money, hockey, surfing, driving, making decisions, being tall, taking out the garbage...Tipping, fishing, being funny...ON purpose...Listening to good bands, writing, running the country, inventing anything important.........OR being fun to hang out with." Applies in all situations...LMFAO

[InTheSlot0]

If you just showed your tits then this video would be liked....

[MarDaychiKikiFinni]

Your shirt looks like its on backwards ... & were you on millionaire matchmaker?