Rich Vos & Patrice O'Neal Let Dat Phan Have It

[BOSSlegend214]

Patrice: DID U JUST DO YOUR HACK KOREAN MAMA AS OSAMA BIN LADEN..THIS AIN'T LAST COMIC STANDING SHUT.UP DAT LMAO!!!!

[GiantDoucheNG]

Patrice is brutal here holy fuck.

[DarkGenesis]

Holy shit it's 5:14 right now

[cushe83]

Lisa lampanella said Patrice used to do the same thing to her, I would have paid to see that.

[cubanlinx95]

@cushe83 There is an episode of Tough Crowd with Lampanelli, Vos, and Patrice on youtube, and yea they do it to her too.

[cushe83]

@cubanlinx95

I ment actually there's an interview on youtube with lisa lampnelli saying she hates patrice o'neal because everytime he'd see her, he'd roast her.

[TiMthisIS]

@cushe83 Patrice eventually patched that. Not everyone appreciated the ball busting and sometimes it took a while for Patrice to say something nice rather than bust chops.

[cushe83]

@TiMthisIS

yeah he patched it but she obviously still didn't like him, and he genuinely didn't like her, they rib each other all the time on tough crowd, he seems to just not respect her.

[Wafaloo]

At least he was a good sport about it.

[sniper6081]

God damn. That was brutal. That wasn't a berating, that was a beat down.

[utepminerfan]

Dat Phan and George Lopez are the exact same act with different accents.

[thegov08]

Why is Colin Quinn holding a football? Oh i get it, its supposed to make it seem like there is a casual atmosphere.

[CoolerKing37]

@thegov08 They were discussing NFL owners requiring to interview at least one minority coaching candidate....but yeah, he didn't really need the football prop at all....

[rwtj01]

it's 5:14, u got one more minute left of fame hahahahahahahaha RIP

[stevenjm12]

rip patrice

[pmb325]

pause at :50.. HURRRR DAT PHAN 

[HonkeyandaHalf]

I'm no Dat fan, but I'd rather listen to his mamasan-accent all day than marble-mouth Vos for five minutes. Now go put on some daisy dukes for your dealer, hack.

[longview1987]

haha 'the vietnamese matrix'

[darkreyule]

Vietnamese Matrix, god damn Patrice why'd you leave so early?

[MrJsh01]

Classic patrice, kinda feel sorry for dat phan, he didn't know what hit him! RIP Patrice. GOD BLESS

[PinStripes41]

hhahaha patrice's face when dat phan is doing his hack voice is gold..rip

[cassavetes1024]

Patrice buried Hack Phan.

RIP big guy

[ddl74]

This was a great show. Always nice to see clips from it.

[legacy917]

they called him out.. simple and plain.. any REAL comic would have come back with punch after punch for both Patrice and Vos.. but Phan just leaned his head back and laughed at the ceiling like "fuck they got me"... There's a reason this show was called "Tough Crowd".. They broke a lot of comedians down and showed the real from the gimmicks.. and Dat Phan was indeed a gimmick. One of the best lines from this skit was: " Dat Phan is Vietnamese for NOT FUNNY.".... they called his ass out!

[effthedodgers]

dat phan is a fucking hack. god i miss this show. the best was watching voss's jokes bomb and the reaction of the other comics. or if dipaolo bombed and he'd lash out at the crowd calling them NYU faggots.

[MOTat18]

I've never heard of Dat Phan before, but he does those voices all the damn time. Irritating.

[dreamseller1135]

RIP Patrice

[kronik85]

He's just a dude trying to make a living... not really understanding all the hate... don't like it? Don't listen. Simple. Pure.

[Jayz457]

@kronik85

There is making a living and then there is sucking and taking the profession down. The guy brought comedy down. Do you want a crappy doctor cutting you up that is just doing his job. Hell no get that hack out. Same with Dat Phan.

[stonebridge999]

I wonder if Dat Phan is using that Vietnamese accent to say "Would you like fries with that?"

[efsq]

@stonebridge999

lol thats mean

[FilmCreatureCom]

Patrice: "Would you unplug your yourself from the Vietnamese Matrix please?" lol Dat Phan stinks. He makes charts and graphs to gauge his audience reaction. An Asian can do an impression of people he grew up around, oooo, impressive! It's not funny when Margaret Cho does it either. Joe Koy, Bobby Lee, and Byrnes suck too.

[Sandeemos]

so hard to watch...

[lowkeythief]

sorry that was a fucked up comment. I don't wish him dead I just think he seems like a dick to people and not a nice person

[SethMcFartlane]

@lowkeythief You did wish him dead, didn't you.

[symbal777]

@lowkeythief you're a cunt. I hope your mother gets AIDS

[MoPapparani]

@lowkeythief Wow. why are you hating on Patrice exactly? is it something in this video or do you generally just hate him?

[BlackScholar2040]

@MindstormEDM Please specific examples of how I'm full of shit or of my "white bashing racist" by answering the questions I raised in my post. Perhaps you can explain to me how what I said is racist without resorting to adolescent attacks and foul language. I never argued that the underground railroad was still in existence, but I did raise several questions that your response failed to answer. Please address these questions rather than attacking me. I look forward to your response.

[TommYYZ]

@MindstormEDM Totally, I wonder why it is not brought up more on the show? Maybe they know and that is the joke?

[MindstormEDM]

Dat Phan has asian jokes...that's it!

[jhohcable]

Patrice I think has a little bit of a fear of fame, I've heard him on O&A a few times talking about Tracy Morgan and just how when you get that famous suddenly you can't say the things that are normal for him and his act without special interest groups wanting to hold you hostage.

[trollinyousoftly7]

@TommYYZ I would hate too if I was as talented and intelligent as Patrice and had no commercial success, while unfunny, unoriginal comics like Dat Phan make money from the easily entertained, idiot masses.

[TommYYZ]

@trollinyousoftly7 Agreed, and I do enjoy listening to him. I think Chris Rock explained it best, he is just lazy and wants to get paid for him being him, he does not want to work. Being on a TV show is work, it is not ALL about being smart or funny. Its funny to hear him bitch about it though, seeing as how the answer is so clear.

[whitedevil2]

dat phan destroyed

[deewhyelayin]

LOL poor dat....i wonder if he realized he sucked before that show, because he definitely knew it afterwards. man i miss tough crowd..

[BlackScholar2040]

@cringehumorshow You are assuming that BET is the only channel that features comedians. If you think of the comedy shows on the rest of the channels, White comedians have a much better shot at getting a show. Think of the different opportunities White comedians have on a variety of shows: sitcoms (Everybody Loves Raymond, Seinfield, Friends, etc.), late night shows (David Letterman, Jay Leno, Craig Fergueson, etc.), and other shows on MTV and Comedy Central (Colbert, Stewart, Tosh, etc.).

[cringehumorshow]

@BlackScholar2040 Live @ Gotham & Premium Blend didn't cater to that but they're no longer on Comedy Central. We have dealt with several white performers who have had trouble getting over the hump in the business because they don't cater to a specific demographic or hack it up ethnically

[RamirezRoyalty]

If comedians can't make fun of each other then there really is a glitch in the matrix.

[bvee10]

Dat Hack.

[FilmCreatureCom]

And he stole Colin's tunnel joke! Carolla stepped on Dat Phan on Comics Unleashed when he used his set ups To interrupt and improv with Phan's Unfunny scenarios.

[passingpoor]

there are people far more untalented than dat that never get called out by these cunts

[niverent]

Dat Phan is funny.

[elcondepatula]

Dat, Joy koy and other ethnic comedians base their whole comedies on what their mother sounds like...

[spicmanz]

i hate dat is a hack, but to be fair you cut the clip a minute short, dat sort of saved himself with the joke he said next.

[TheBlacksiphon]

Dat phan was funny the first time I saw, him. So were Patrice/ Rich. None of em have made me laugh too hard since. actually Rich Vos has never made me laugh come to think of it. Giggle maybe, like oh haha good joke good joke, but Imho I don't think ne1 on this ep of tough crowd are "excellent" comedians. So it's funny to see the trolling war going on below between "Dat fans" ... and voss/oneal fans when in reality none of em are that great : (

[spicmanz]

@TheBlacksiphon their success says other wise (referring to patrice and vos)

[CoolerKing37]

Whatever happened to Dat? He still perform or what?

[dbfro1]

@CoolerKing37 jus saw him in a directv commercial, sitting indian style in front of a panda who was also sitting indian style with, i think, a bowl of rice and he was doing the whole vietnamese horseshit. i cant remember exactly. i blacked out a couple of times.

[CoolerKing37]

@dbfro1 Holy shit....that was him?!

[dbfro1]

@CoolerKing37 yeah hes really "successful"

[lg123xyz]

At first I thought they were all being mean, but then realized that was the whole premise.

[zJohnnyRingoz]

Fuck Dat only reason he won was because Ralphie is fat. May is a far better comic, but NBC can't market fat unless it's a broad.

[ToumatheClueless]

Dat Phan is a nice guy. A little annoying with the accent every 5 seconds, but he's a genuinely cool guy. He definitely didn't deserve the win on Last Comic Standing, and didn't deserve the media attention and deals, but he also didn't deserve all the bashing he's gotten. Why don't they start hating on the people that voted him, or the ones signing him all the deals?

[spicmanz]

awesome, surprised dat phan didint start crying when hes mediocre talent was brought to his attention

[exnihilo1513]

Dat Phan exists to make Cho seem tolerable by comparison.

[SupaFresh208]

@cringehumorshow in my experience most white comedians dont play urban crowds because of fear or because their worried about not being funny. I respect a comedian that can do both. Dat Phan is full of it tho.

[IsaacLungu]

@cringehumorshow I feel like most top performers are white though. Just look at that panel. It may be a fair reflection of the ratio don't you think?

[kliff215]

um, he has to use the accent to explain the situations of his family life. what is he supposed to, speak in vietnamese?!!! we wouldn't get it then, would we?! sheesh

[cringehumorshow]

@kliff215 As stated earlier Patrice & Vos saw through Dat's bullshit and both men are grinding it out in the comedy world, are regularly performing on TV, making a lot of money, while Dat is still stuck in California. The comedy industry knew Dat wouldn't amount to anything as he REFUSED to evolve his act past his Asian accent gimmick.

Last Comic Standing changed the rules of their future seasons not to embarrass themselves again like they did by naming him the winner.

[kliff215]

@cringehumorshow Vos & Patrice are douche-bags. period! typical wankers

[cringehumorshow]

@kliff215 no actually. They are 2 of the best guys to deal with in the business. You see, there are comedians who are great at busting balls and addressing the white elephant in the room. Vos & Patrice are masters of doing that. They expressed what everyone was thinking and turned it into comedy gold

Perhaps you should stick to supporting whatever Dat is up to and not waste your time trolling the real movers & shakers in the comedy world. I take it you're Asian?

[kliff215]

@cringehumorshow bahahaha! movers & shakers?! hahaha. good one. yea. i'm asian....caucasian !!!

[cringehumorshow]

@kliff215 Ooof you're also a fucking hack. No wonder why you support Dat

[ub46209]

@cringehumorshow Your just a fuken hater!

[cringehumorshow]

@ub46209 And you're a rotten smelling cunt

[cringehumorshow]

@ub46209 I love how all of you fucking dummies have to join together and support your type even though Dat was the niggest hack comedian that amounted to nothing in the business. Have some individuality you twat

[ub46209]

@cringehumorshow You just cant stand the fact that an asian guy won this. If you dislike asian so much. Stop trying to chase asian women you old white cracker!

[cringehumorshow]

@ub46209 First of all I despise Asian women. I would rather fuck a corpse. The only time an Asian woman got me off was when your mother tongues my asshole in the massage parlor that time. Even then, I pretended she was Fillipino

[bman0341]

@kliff215 When someone can honestly tell me that Dat's Mom or Father DOESN'T sound the way Dat does the impression, I might listen to them. The fact of the matter is, while Dat's impression is over the top - it's fucking accurate. The same way a lot of impressions are. Why is it that if you heard the impression without any of Dat's setup - you'd know it was an impression of an Asian person? It's amazing the things special interest groups get upset about. Lighten the fuck up.

[Motown49001]

@kliff215 he was really hacky, it was his whole act and nobody really knows where he is today

[kliff215]

patrice oneil laughs at his lame jokes but can't bring himself to laugh, and at the same time makes stupid faces at dat phan. such a douche! your 15min is up soon, patrice. save the hamburgers.

[kliff215]

not funny, hateful, ignorant comments from hack comediens intimidated by the little asian dude.

[kliff215]

P O'Neill is ghetto trash that was luck to make it. how dare he insult dat phan cuz he feels intimidated by his talent. ewww!!

[kliff215]

Dat Phan is the only funny guy on here

[0118x]

Dat should have known what he was getting in to... Tough Crowd is like a fucking lion's den and man he got his ass handed to him!!!

[kliff215]

@0118x no he didn't. pat o'neill is a bitter, ghetto untalented dirtbag who couldn't come back with anything except an insult. dat phan shouldn't have laughed he should have dropped kicked that fat ghetto trash.

[0118x]

@kliff215 I'm just saying Dat looked very ill prepared for this appearance.

[kliff215]

@0118x no he wasn't. he just didn't lower himself to this ghetto lard azz's level. angry fat black dude is angry at the nice asian guy. such a dirtbag. plus he's on opie & anthony. utter crap!

[0118x]

@kliff215 Well, it shouldn't be about race. It should just narrow down to who is funny and who is not. Dat Phan and Patrice being funny or unfunny has nothing to do with their ethnicity.

[kliff215]

@0118x patrice is a bully and thinks he's bad with a small asian dude who made him angry over his bit. i would have tore patrice apart! dat phan is a timid nice guy.

[0118x]

@kliff215 Patrice did seem a bit more disrespectful here, I'll give you that. I just personally don't like Dat Phan's brand of comedy...and yes maybe Dat should have "torn him apart" but not physically, he should have packed some more wit that night or else he wouldn't have come off as timid.

[kliff215]

hey patrice, can you stop talking ebonics for 5 minutes?

[mistermangetout]

Dat Phan was the worst. His whole act revolved around his mother. He only won Last Comic Standing because of his sad story and the tears streaming down his face. Vos and Patrice are actually funny men.

[Dafluffy1]

youve obviously never heard patrice on opie and anthony, hes hilarious, now quit bashing good comics in support of hacks taking the easy way and doing 90% material about theyre ethnicity, thats why GGiraldo was great, and george lopez is bleh with a fake late night crowd, people like you who support people just because theyre alike yourself

[kliff215]

@Dafluffy1 obviously you don't read minds. i've heard patrice plenty and he laughs at his own jokes more than anybody does. he's a bully trash wanker. the hell with him. he's rude, obnoxious and fat. horrible person.

[KelsoStyle19]

@cringehumorshow *coughcoughBlueCollarcough*

[iSOBigD]

@20VideosADay You couldn't be more wrong. Dat was simply not a funny guy. He had very little material and 95% of it involves doing an Asian impression. How original. What has he done after winning Last Comic Standing? That's right, nothing. He has no new material, he's not naturally funny in interviews, etc. Both Patrice and Rich are on O&A all the time (look it up on YT) and Patrice is just naturally hilarious. He's a true comedian. Rich sounds stupid but he's good on stage.

[kliff215]

@iSOBigD hater. patrice o'neill is so unfunny it's ridiculous! dat phan was just afraid of oneill the angry, bitter bully.

[iSOBigD]

@kliff215 I just finished watching his HBO special "Elephant In The Room" - he's definitely funny. Not only that but he's always great on O&A. I've never seen Dat be funny outside of Last Comic Standing season 1 where he just did his very original stereotypical Asian voice that I've never heard anyone do before. The man has 5 minutes worth of material, learn to accept it. He's never done any other new material since Last Comic Standing.

[kliff215]

@iSOBigD glad you have no sense of humor. O&A rip off howard stern since they got on the air and pretend to have invented the style and everyone laughs at everything the hosts say since they have to or they won't be paid. typical boring american.

[iSOBigD]

@kliff215 Uhh, Howard invented everything, Robin. Tell 'em, Fred. Hoo hoo! I'm not an American, you jackass, and no one laughs at bad jokes on O&A, they have a car crash and other sounds for that and they make fun of anyone who bombs. Guess what happens on Howard? That's right, that fat hole laughs and agrees with him everytime.  That makes for some hilarious radio, hoo hoo! /sarcasm. They're different shows and Howard is too paranoid and unfunny, get over it.

[kliff215]

@iSOBigD keep enjoying the pretenders, the copycats, the lame-o's. i'll enjoy the creater, the original, the king, Howard Stern.

[rodfarva420]

@iSOBigD OnA are slowly becoming more n more like howard. the bitching is getting to be a little much. but its still leaps n bounds above anything else on the radio. howard is old news. sad thing is, OnA may be "almost" old news. if opie thinks him and ant are gonna just podcast from ant house and opie thinks hes gonna be a crybaby like hes been hes so wrong. they are totally different people now. they say it all the time. sirius needs to step up or it may be coming to an end

[iSOBigD]

@rodfarva420 Yeah unfortunately it's going that way. I just hope that Opie joins Ant in his studio cause Ant alone just can't make a proper show. He's funny but he needs Opie to run things so they go very well together. The podcast thing could work fine - they're just getting more and more popular. Ricky Gervais did it many years ago and made a fortune before most people even knew about podcasts. I watch O&A only online and so do thousands of people - it could work fine.

[Dionysus187]

@iSOBigD I'm hoping they put something together like a podcast network. Get the same people they wanted for the channel but couldn't since sirius xm wouldn't pay any new guys shit. Get patrice on there, see if marc maron will join up with his podcast, anthony's compound deal can be the 'flagship' show, bunch of other shows eventually too and opie can run shit behind the scenes. Then just charge some monthly fee to be able to download all those podcasts.

[iSOBigD]

@Dionysus187 Yeah definitely. Monthly thing plus single episode downloads for like 50 cents or a dollar, throw in some advertising and they'll make at least as much as they're making now, but it all goes to them.

[JRuffinelli]

@kliff215

Get a fucking Twitter account, man. Most of the replies to this video are you talking to yourself. You enjoy hack radio/stand-up. Good for you. Now go blog about it, you fucking ninny.

As many people have driven the point before, let one more drive it into the ground for you, so you understand: Vos and Patrice were bluntly saying, "Hey. You have a great shot at this career if you'd just broaden your act beyond a worn-out Asian accent every few minutes." That's all. Understand yet?

[jeepinsane87and89]

@20VideosADay dat phan is the asian dane cook

[Jesusismothra]

@jeepinsane87and89 you could've just said dat phan is dane cook and it would still illicit the same ipecac-like response from me. god he sucks. vos and patrice are sooooooo much funnier.

[X7OO]

Dat guy sucks

[samuraiyao]

@cringehumorshow Bro, White comics have a better ratio of success than Asian comics.. The bottom line is who is funny?? Bill Burr Patton Oswalt Rich Voss Dave Mordal Greg Fitzsimmon Doug Benson Daniel Tosh Sklar brothers Marc Maron I can't even name more than 3 Asian comics that are working now, and I don't know which special shows cater to them because Asian comics are not as funny and talented as those comics that I have listed. So?

[samuraiyao]

I'm glad the comics tore Dat Phan up because that is what comedians do nowadays.. When they attack you, you better have something to attack back which in Dat Phan's case, he had nothing and got his ass roasted to the fucking ground....

[iSOBigD]

@samuraiyao Yeah he just doesn't have the ability to improvise and be funny. He can write a few minutes of some cliche asian voice bullshit material over the course of a few years but in person he's got nothing, that's why comedians don't like him. Comedians rip on people, Dat just doesn't have it in him to be funny, so he can't rip on Them or defend himself.

[kliff215]

@samuraiyao patrice o'neill is an angry, unfunny wanker. hes a racist towards asians, too. obvious. he probably defends michael vick, too.

[samuraiyao]

@kliff215 LOL, funny....

[dontleademsomuch]

@kliff215 no he is funny, fuck the hack.

[NeroTheAtheist]

Dat Phan sucks..all he does is that stupid asian inpression.

[PainteddBlue]

Im vietnamese and i think dat phan is not funny at all. He has the vietnamese stereotype all wrong, if you're going to make fun of us. at least make it right. he exaggerates the accent. i grew up living in a vietnamese household and we dont speak to each other in lame goofy accents. my parents always spoke to me in vietnamese. and i know all my friends parents spoke to them in vietnamese not in a lame accent. dat got put in his place. think of a new act because its getting old.

[Lostgates]

i saw that special they awarded dat phan for winning last comic standing and it was nothing but that corny vietnamese voice.

[TonyBambino]

@cringehumorshow What about the White Collar comedians...they def cater to a certain demographic.

[Skelaxin]

@TonyBambino Yeah, idiots of all colors.

[CoolerKing37]

@TonyBambino *Blue, not white.

[eslubin]

Vos was the unsung hero of Tough Crowd. He took all the worst beatings every show he was on except this one and keeps coming forward

[Crayolakid1]

@cringehumorshow Theres usually like 10 white comedy shows to one black one. I cant remember the last black comedy show on network tv.

[eslubin]

Cruel but it had to be done.

[Jorrun]

Love when Rich and Patrice double team

[kliff215]

@Jorrun only bullies and cowards double-team.

[Jorrun]

@kliff215 If you say so, Dat

[boothesquirrel]

i want to stop asian voices too, i can't handle these douche chills

[mlane120]

Who's the fourth guy?

[cringehumorshow]

@mlane120 I believe Goumba Johnny