Office Politics

[agathanas]

P.S. Oh wait, He didn't...

[agathanas]

And we thought office work was about doing a good job... Why can't people just let us do our job and leave us the heck alone?! And where do these people get all that energy? It takes waaay too much energy to do your job AND play office politics! They could use that excess energy to either do an even better job than they're doing, or rise above the fray and become an entrepeneur, etc. Today's office politics is really just bullying in (poor) disguise. Even Jesus Christ couldn't survive it!

[RediatBekele]

That is really grait and i got some clue now!

[jjlinert]

In some offices and workplaces, the situation is reminscent of high school with cliques & all the drama.

[Lavenderrose73]

Hey now, don't make me want some twinkies!

[KneelSingularities]

Omg. You're her. You're the savior. You save us from the One World Order.

7:30! 1. 6. Satan. awesome

[devil1055]

k wow some cute guys in here!! lol. im SO horny!! 2

[Sosserian]

That's an essence of politics! Nice!

[katwomansz]

Again and Again cubegirl comes to my rescue!

She is talking from the heart, been there, and that makes her comedy totally authentic!

Laughs come from the heart, love ya and your work!

[plutonium93437]

Beautiful lady

[secret103]

Damn, this girl is hot. I'd marry her right now.

[ThompsonSeedless]

whats a titzy wink?

[htl254]

hmmm...she is realy great...

[hurikai]

I don't work in an office, but what do you mean by 'us' and 'them'?

As in, management and employees..?

[Dan5819]

YES!

[GSpotVision]

Hilarious!

[TELEFHONE]

shes hot

[illbesoome]

Oh heck! I think i'm gonna just give up, quit, and move to Switzerland! I did enjoy your attempt to help me understand and maneuver my way 'round that whole wretched O.P. phenomenon tho...;)

[WhatBoxx]

Sorry, luv, but "neutral" is never an option...;{

[youngsinfo]

Yeah - your right on the Us and them insane

[davizm]

Kim......your a hottie!

[mainstream69]

i will marry her 5

[jamie343434]

will marry her 1 million times. she sooooo hot.

[12DF90]

That was hilarious; you are great! I do want to ask though, is the accent real? I only mention it because sometimes it seems to sort of taper off.

[Gintaras]

I will marry her 4

[elmalloc]

i will marry her 3

[honkerivan]

i will marry her 2

[Adammmm124]

I will marry her

[youngsinfo]

Tell me about it!

[ethuhmastuh]

...tiddlywinks?

[wcwiegman]

You are soooo hot!!!  Let's do lunch...

[parryleo]

wow

[dusadusa222]

what the hell is a twinky

[Seethroo]

I just LUV you in that top Ms. Kim! ;) I bet you get hit on all the time when you wear it. I also think your hair being pulled back like that flatters your vibrant personality and even though you're having fun cutie, listening to that playful Southern-drawl is such a sexy turn on to me -- I could talk to you for hours!

Take care gorgeous,

Eric

[brentnowell]

Whoa... dirtball alert.

creeeeeeeppppppyyyyyy

[zashadow116]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[daverocker1]

She's hot

[alexciaramirez05]

I was a cube dweller, and you hit it right on the head with this one, sadly thats how the office rolls, the whispers from the cubes, you should do a horror vid about that, lmfao

[aew226]

you are amazing! i saw you for the first time tonight. you are going to make it big sometime soon if you keep putting out these videos. do you write your own stuff or is it just you talkin? i'm just a young dude who plays music, not a cube dweller, but if i do get a cube job, i feel like i'm ready now. hah. Also, You are one of the most gorgious women i have ever seen. I love how ecentric and full of life you are.

[ButteredSugar]

I'm not a cube dweller... yet. But I will be soon and I wil remember this tip :P

[teddybeardj]

Cube girl I gotta be honest, your one darn sexy cubbed lady. Oops...not office politically correct. My Bad, point me to the sensitivity training.

[theshawntshow]

your pretty funny onad southern yay go you

[Haeinscute]

I love the little pose you do after you say you are going to show us today's cube news.

[KeroroGunsouTX]

Let's get together and play dress-up sometime. >_>

[typsygypsy70]

I was an "us" who then became a "them" while pretending to be "them" I was still "us". "Them" would never approve of me being "us" but that's to bad, it's much more fun than being "them". "Them" still has me in a bigger cube near "us" so I can watch "us" and "them" are in even bigger cubes than "us" even though we are "them". That make any sence? Love your stuff Kim!

[wildredrose99]

LOL!! :)

I really enjoyed the video

"hang onto your brains" hahah

[22centuryman]

kim, how do you handle ten million men and women wanting to marry you? I've seen so many pleads for your hand in marriage. How do you handle it?

[Hopstube]

More Video's !!!! more more more....hilarious!!!

[ManTigerBMW]

Guys.. yes.. we all want this girl.. but remember.. she probably talks this much all of the time!!

[Dan5819]

LOL!  What talent! She's so animated. Put this woman on TV!

[thavault]

man, fuck corporate america, seriously... fuck it. This is what our country has degraded to.

Good acting though :)

[66142]

Keep it up. I look forward to the next installment, and the next, and the next... In my office while "Snoopy" is as nasty as a terrier I only wish I could watch him "bite his own ass." I'm pretty sure he has hired someone to find it for him cause he sure as hell can't see his shoes from the front side.

[hetgroenegif]

haha do the dog again!

[jazzrengue]

OMG!!! Kim!! Que vamos hacer contigo? Eres tan comica!!! Can you fly by my cubicle?

[JPFondue]

I like her.....wish my cube was across from hers.

[oknow369]

DAMN!

[princekiwi05]

it just gets better :)

[1900whogivesa]

You are one purdy gal.

[jpgrdnr]

Brillant!

[lambeausouth]

The best by far! Sexy and funny! Dinner?

[DanielAtlantaUtube]

How come there is a he in THEM and a u in US, but no i in THEM or US? I'm neither a THEM nor an US. No wonder I suck at office politics!

[Purplestarflowerpot]

that was funny. lol

[sentdata]

We lost the war and now are going to cubes from office's. So as they tear down the walls we sit in temp cubes getting broke-in so to speak. Well someone, (I won't say Patrick) came into my cube (A low rider) to talk to Mary who sits in the next cube. Well this put Patrick's butt in my face! You can see were this is going. Don't come in my cube to flirt with Mary! GET A ROOM YOU TWO!

Thanks for letting me get that off my cube!

[NietzscheNu]

Luv the cape!

NietzscheNu

[iMarkers]

hahahah your hilarious... keep up the great work :)

[42vince]

Check 00:37-00:48 Also, "These twinkies will BE my guide." After that it was, "I'm for us except when I'm with them?" In my opinion she has, "A Beautiful Mind" If all that was improv then she's eligible to raise my decendants-- NO PUN INTENDED ladies-- I like to distinguish them from us, okay?

[TheRealMojoMan]

I love your super hero outfit.

[ManTigerBMW]

I could spend a day watching this girl bark like a dog all day also!!

[OniJsF]

I could watch you bark like a dog all day! ARF! ARF! ARF!!! Just found these today. Funny as hell! Almost makes me wanna work in a cubicle...

[cutiepiecuka]

I love this its so funny

[landslave]

You rock...er you fly! The production, creativity and lines are GREAT. Followed you from the beginning...KEEP IT UP, KIM AND CREW!

[boozerstrut80]

Kim.... this was cool!!

ur beautiful sexy n HOT!!!

5*'s.... my favorites!

[gjetter]

Great , keep them comming cube girl!

[fuzzytomato02]

Cube girl is my hero.

[dschard77]

Damn, she ate the twinkies...

[TyroneBrownST1]

Kim..... u are GREAT!!!!

5**'s!!

my FAV's!

[Veron30]

Cube news!!

[cvjucla3]

Hey doll...do you live alone?

[gimplar]

yeah and you're not fucking creepy or anything.

[azuremystere]

Kim, thank you so much, I watch your videos every morning before I go off to my cube dwelling..  You make my day bearable

[cubefarm]

thank you!!! :)

[almo57]

I love these videos. They always put a smile on my face. If I didn't have to alt-tab the video every time somebody walked by my cube, I'd watch them all day. =)

[shadowshian]

hmm what about the basement tech guys are they "others" between "us" and "they".

[22centuryman]

cube, I need diagrams on the "them" and "us" idea. I'm a visual learner. LEt me see if I get this right. Okay (deep breath), those who order food are "us" (cubicle workers), but "them" are really executives and can order cubicle workers. But "them" tries to pretend to be "us" so they can be comfortable. Am I right?

[spicedjellybeans]

>those who order food are "us" (cubicle workers), but "them" are really executives and can order cubicle workers

Yeah, but food tastes better than cubicle workers.

[22centuryman]

cube I had an addiction as well. Those lemon frosting cakes that you can get at starbucks. They are made with good old fashioned sugar and butter and are 10,000 calories a slice. I put on allllot of weight in my cubicle and then two years ago I dropped 160 pounds and started bodybuilding. Now, I have drink whey protien shakes. but cube, do not eat the lemon frosted cakes, you will get addicted

[papouliot]

great video

[bobby42359]

Kim, you rawk. And your kinda cute too

[robertanton]

me likey cubegirl. I think you'd be even better that catwoman. you better lay off the twinkies sitn in that cubicle, though. Do you have any exercises you do to keep fit?

[jaworskij]

You sound like Dolly Parton, circa 1981 sweetie.

[jaworskij]

Yee Hawr!

[dikdikvondik]

How many Twinkies did you have to eat to get through filming?

[cubefarm]

HAVE to? One and a half...but somehow I ate four anyway I think. It's all a sugar induced blur.

[dikdikvondik]

Haha I guess I did word that incorrectly. You gotta love the cream filling;)

[merdedetete]

Kim . . . so Cube Girl derives her energy from the neo-nuclear chemicals contained in twinkies? Who knew?

[AltheaMagess]

Yay! A new cube news. I got to figure someway to sneak your videos to our break room's TV since they blocked out internet at work. I'm one of the few there that actually has a PC at home.

[quitejaded]

She did the puppy dog yelp a little TOO well...

[axa8791]

I tried... I can't do it. How did she do it!!??

[admiralnovia]

I love this series. :) Cube News is brilliant. It makes me wish I still worked in a cubical...er, did I really say that?

[EdMuirton]

Very good!

[latiosofaltomare]

Meh... I'm an us. No, wait. No... Wait, yes. Well, I don't know. Oh well.

[TheReceptionist]

I totally leave at 6:00 on the dot every day. Diggin' the costume!

[emopope]

LMAO great vid

[mysticdragon27]

You're in great shape baby!

[Nova1082]

Cube Girl! The cutest super heroine since Donna Troy! (^_^)

(pardon the obscure comic book reference. I'm such a geek some times :)

[Sorakui]

YAY! GO CUBE GIRL!

[hmhw180]

XD great

[zhero0]

Cube Girl action figure w/ super pit shaving action. (EBAY; $19.95)

[MadHatterie]

My hero...

[hypnofan35]

Garh. Argh! Holy flatulance Cube Woman Let's "Cube haul" the the office manager! or at least whoop him in the super hero tradition, and take his cube treasures! Then we can make some real office space around here!

[asuranrocks]

hahhaa! you're hilarious

[enseign]

Maybe you could do a spoof on that person in the office that always messes up but you can't talk to them cuz they have been at their job for 15 years and know it all. And anything they do is perfectly alright and everyone else is stepping on their toes. Surely this person works at more than just my jobsite. Great vid as always. Laterz.

[fustymusty]

Or what about the 72 year supervisor who has been there for 28 years and who has to get the "underlings" to do the work because they can't work a computer or anything but won't retire because they can't bear to give up that POWER that makes the rest of us young ones jump.

[Ayria]

*dones cheap Halloween costume*

Does Cubegirl need a sidekick?

[alapakaba]

Haha

[tallmomof3]

I LOVE IT!

[JimBCA]

Another fine view into the secret inner workings of the "Office".. Thanks so very fun.

[mikoguy]

Cute outfit. You're super!

[mojaved007]

Outstanding!!

"Holy cream filling Batman, it's eating the employees!"

"I know, Robin. The employees are as nervous as a cow with a buck-tooth calf." "Banning it didn't work...we'll have to terminate it this time."

"Holy steroids Batman! Check out those 'guns'...this won't be easy. What'll we do?"

"Circle to the left, Robin, towards "us", I'll circle to the right, towards "them", get it going in circles till it bites itself in the ass...then we make our move."

[kannanrcbe]

Awesome D! Rating for U!

[HollyToadstool]

Goooo Cubegirl!

(They will never find out it's really you, Kim. Just like they never found out that Superman is really Clark Kent. Don't worry.)

....(You might want to start wearing those big, dorky glasses just in case though.)

[DahliaK]

This was one of your greatest hits ... or will be, in time.

[TankCarl]

This was very good.2 thoughts:

1. Are there government subsidies for cube farming?

2. Is it canabalism as soon as you ate the Twinkies?

[kdragon18]

nice job :D....by the way, thar barking was hot!

[redtail1970]

Pretty funny. You should do one about the "office spies" who appear to be with "us" but are spying for "them". Feel free to kill the spy off.

[Blinkazoid]

Tell it like it is CubeGirl! CubeFarm is better than Dilbert:)

[bomb69]

Funny and so true

[onoff456]

Hey Kim what is Cube Girl's super powers (other than flying)? And how did she get them? :-) Cubefarm rocks!

[cubefarm]

she can collate faster than an automated copy machine...we'll have to find out more in a future episode :)

[Dogmeat5000]

Office politics can be much, MUCH worse if you're an archive room temp hired unofficially for being the one everyone blames when they lose a file they have on their desk, stupidly misfile something when you aren't looking or otherwise mess up so they don't get their work done.

[gerry2345]

You Crack me up.

[leeburden2000]

Great vid, so true.

[wheresthomas]

keep them comming! Your biggest cubefan! lol

[aichaudh]

Cube Girl....WOW I don't even know what to say! I've sent link to your videos to all my overseas friends and relatives so they can see what a cool southern-ish accent sounds like! YOU TOTALLY ROCK!

[themightylex]

Kim, that was AWESOME!!! A very entertaining episode. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for making Cube Farm! One of my all time favorite shows.

[cubefarm]

Drew8472!! !pls repost, I hit the wrong button :(...to respond to you - yeah, I think Cube Girl will come back again...I'm a sucker for a red cape.

[Drew8472]

Sweet. That was definetly one of the best.

[woodlandpoet]

This relates to any job situation not only for cube dwellers. Funny!!!

[2of6Solutions]

The cape...the mask...the way you handle the twinkles.....I am just outlining what the next three hundred comments are most likely going to be about..Love the way you keep me smiling

[TexarkanaBraveheart]

cool vlog cube farm.you lookin finer than ever.hows bout ya make a vlog with me.I could be ya cubefarm BOY,lol