How to Eat Sushi

[Samara124]

Damn funny! This is great satire! :D

[timberland1108]

7;45 TOYOTA SUPRAAA

[TraceurMikado]

ma ma ma ma tottotototott

[dontmesswithtivo]

This is the samurai way.

[GroteB]

Subtle Japanese humor rules!

[codyh1998]

7:43 is that... a toy car on top of the rice? cuz that is what it looks like...

[codyh1998]

isnt gari just pickled ginger?

[TheAgy777]

Oh This is too formal!! :p

we rarely do this except when eating with celebrity or in some formal situation...

[yamamoto249]

This video is not 100% truth but a joke and fun only.

[yamamoto249]

I hope you are not looking as true Japanese video but just joke and fun. This video should be out of here. Ask anything from Sushi master who will tell you the truth. This video must be made by some young man who know a little.

[ithildhelma]

i hope people actually do think this is japanese tradition and pull this stuff when they go over to "Glorious Nippon ^_^" because tradition is fucking overrated.

[ithildhelma]

man you gotta love all the hardcore japanophiles and their stunted abilities to enjoy humor of any kind. they try, though.

[estellexpyroflamex]

haha this video is a joke. its a good parody though. anyone that has no sense of the world and is close-minded might actually believe this

[veracuiz]

I believe that eathing sushi with hand is not joke. I saw other video that shows how to eat sushi. And it said that sushi is food that you eat with your finger....

[sasukexisxgay]

@veracuiz

Some sushi is eaten by hands, depending on the shape of the sushi. In a fancy restaurant the staff might ask before making the food do you eat by hand or sticks, and they make it different depending on the way of eating.

[sharkcellar]

awesome

[wickerman1271]

Can't you see this is a f*****g parody?

[RobertsDigital]

lol in a country like america people dont have time for all these events before eating...like in LA if you ask anyone in a restaurant if a seat next to him is free he will ask you "What the F**k is wrong with you can't you see that the seat is empty...my goodness do you have to ask me?" LOL but the Japanese are so patient with so much respect for themseles lol. GReat Video.

[RobertsDigital]

Japanese are so funny. They are one of the few asians i like because of their hygene,smartness and advancement in technology...

[s3117]

we're ahead of them in technology, genius

[jdmdrift]

no your not.

[jdmdrift]

what a polite way to express racism

[inkedchick80]

@jdmdrift LMFAO

[kotonaiishida]

this video is purely for comedy. what it teaches is wrong. and nobody eats the salt placed outside the sushi shops!

[zibudara]

すし屋から出たら、塩は食べるよ！

It7s not parody,this is the fu---g japanese culture!

[SAButterbrot]

@kotonaiishida do they really put salt there? if so, why?

[kotonaiishida]

@SAButterbrot I believe that it is a form of purification, as they believe that salt can purify objects and spaces.

[vetlis41]

I should move to japan when i be 25 or something!

[s3117]

they dont like balck people. lol

[Yangellehcim]

Eww...they use that towel for every use! And eat off geta that people might wear home?! And I never knew Japanese feet may smell like vinegar. Wow..I learn so much from this video!

[silverarrow112]

They don't wear them home. Don't be silly.

[bauxiter]

XXD è bellissimo sto video|!!!

[sapphirehummingbird]

That was hilarious! I espeically like how your hand has to be 3.2 inches up on the third partition, at an angle of 48 degrees. "maa maa maa maa" "oh toh toh toh"

[contentlocked99]

dont pour your own drink, dont eat all the damn food your given(i think thats china), slurp them noodles boi, dont lay your chopsticks on the table, wait for older people to get their food first and then signal for you to do the same, uh am i missing any? i pointed chopsticks at someone and they thought i wanted to fight them lol

i could care less in any country, if i have to do shit exactly right just to eat then i wont eat. period.

[tenshinaon]

If you noticed =.= why is there a "Toy Car ShuShi"?! ... thats not real ...right?!

[zibudara]

no way!this is not the right way!

[babbchuck]

There's something fishy about this video...

[Brightstar27]

"There's something fishy about this video..."

I get it! xD

[leanna20]

hahahah oh, any pun intended..lol

[coyotefeathers]

Hahaha, I hope people learn this is a joke video and should never actually do this in japan

[Inufreak991]

Holy cred, I watched this video in my japanese class. That's great.

[vegasbuzzvideo]

Glad you enjoyed it.

[halliezmandy]

I only like the kind that you roll

[VincentSkatingBboy]

I love Sushi.