SRW OGs: The Sword That Cleaves Evil (Ext.)

[randypstaun]

This one is really MASSIVE!!!

[SuperSonicDeluxe]

Holy everything, did not know he was german

[danku1122]

Zankantou reminds me of Bleach Zanpuktou

[TheNoctarius]

Sanger is german? *looks at description*

Normally, samurai over here aren't that awesome...

[Brunom1]

@TheNoctarius

Other german samurai arent SANGER ZOMVOLT! THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL!

RAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

[TheNoctarius]

@Brunom1

Well he should train them then. Our samurai are really weak...

[darkninja0200]

On a totally unrelated note Schwarz Bruder

GAAAAAH *dies*

[determenium]

i actually like this theme over his other one

[MobileSuitAce91]

SHUT UP! and LISTEN!!...To this song... XD

[gngskpow]

Every year, Sanger competes in the Valhalla Derby against Odin himself. Much to the war god's dismay, his Valkyries always bet on Sanger and his trusty friend Ratsel, each leaving Odin and Sleipnir in the dust on every single derby. Odin now owes Sanger and Ratsel the following:

6,934 gold goblets,

1500 Zankantou polishing kits, and

1 Hammer of Thor.

[mingzl81065]

@gngskpow I'm imagining this scene:

Silmeria: Kyaaa~~~Sanger-sama!!Sanger-sa­ma!!

Lenneth:*chews popcorn

Hrist: *facepalm*

Loki: *laughing his asses off*

Freya: *cry* I, I'm sorry lord Odin, but I now love Sanger-sama!! Please forgive me!!

Meanwhile a dark-haired Shu, in a wizard outfit, a staff, and a pair of glasses, in the cockpit of Grazon, a naked silver haired expressionless girl sitting on his laps, observes from above, with a evil and perverted smile on his face...

[gngskpow]

@mingzl81065 My God...have you ever thought about working with a film company, or something? Because that looks like an excellent storyboard concept for the next big hit on the market. Seriously, someone pass this guy a medal.

"This Christmas Eve, Arnold Schwarzenegger (hey, he's German) stars as Sanger Zonvolt, in...

BUSHIN SOUKOU: GOD VS MACHINE!!"

...aaand I probably just made a total ass of myself with this comment. XD

[CruelObsession1]

It's so funny how in these animes everyone gets so shocked when they are told to shut up....

[donkeykong75m]

@CruelObsession1 Thats because the persona saying Shut up usually i s riding a gaint robot or wirlding a Huge ass blade. or in Sangers case a Gaint robo with a Huge ass blade. i'd keep quiet.

[danku1122]

"Wana nawa Sanger....Sanger Zonbolt...Wana koso wa Atas Tsuinari....CHESTUOOOOO.......­Wana nawa Zankantou ni... Tata mono nashi" -Sanger Zonbolt

[ChaosBladeDC]

@danku1122 SHUT UP! Like this:

"Ware wa Zengar, Zengar Zonvolt! Aku wo tatsu tsurugi nari! CHESTTOUUU! Waga na Zankantou ni, tatenou mono nashi."

[danku1122]

@ChaosBladeDC hey i dont really know how to spell them so, at least i tried

[ChaosBladeDC]

@danku1122 The Shut up wasn't meant personally, it's just another thing Zengar likes to do^^

[danku1122]

@ChaosBladeDC oh yea, super robot war fanatics like us are always like to get into it alot

[Dralshard]

I like to imagine that when they're not fighting, Sanger and Wodan hang out together, have a few beers, watch the football game and destroy Armageddon-proof bunkers for kicks and giggles.

[ChaosBladeDC]

@Dralshard Better not, Zengar has a terrible drinking habit.

[Dralshard]

@ChaosBladeDC Actually, yeah. They don't have beers, just Oolong tea.

[Usedtoseeflagedvid]

SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO MY THEME!!!

[darkangelcoty]

i love playing monster hunter

found SRW, love playing it, went back to monster hunter for a bit recently

it starts playing this every time i pull out a greatsword....

i got scared, took as a sign, and made a second character to use greatswords, the game named him FOR me... i think Sanger wants to cleave a lagiacrus

[Jaybotify]

@EniliasNailo and dont forget that kyosuke actually bright-slapped him!

[Fatboy3k]

Wodan and Sanger, they both respect each other... The disliker is more like from Adler.

[ChaosBladeDC]

@Fatboy3k Yes, and Regret ehh I mean Egret.

[LordTrivium89]

Only one person dislikes... could it be... Woodan Ymir????

[Zenjin000]

Hmm..... seems one person was Cleaved. LOL.

[Jaybotify]

ORE WA SANGER ZONVOLT!! LISTEN TO MY THEME SONG OR BE CLEAVED!!!!

[destin687]

SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO HIS SONG!

[MetalSonicMkIV]

WAGA ZANKENTOU NI TATENU MONO NASHI!!

[Brunom1]

Sänger can tell Guile to go home and be a family man.

[Farvan893]

@Brunom1 He already did thats why Guile has  Wife and Daughter

[neopie1]

REAL MEN take their sword, hold it in both hands, and strike a blow for every injustice! REAL MEN fight for their friends, REAL MEN Pierce the heavens! REAL MEN are bad enough dudes to save the president! SO! WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU A REAL MAN?

[DarkvindFromIllier]

@neopie1 Well, considering that Kyosuke in OG1 just punches Sanger to smack some sense into him... How man does that make Kyosuke?

[LightningLord2]

@DarkvindFromIllier Sengar did say that Kyosuke is an even match to him.

[DarkvindFromIllier]

"Shut Up!" "!"

[LordTrivium89]

Attention! This song is officially the new candidate to be the succesor of Guile's Theme. Who is the one with guts to make a video of Zengar's theme goes with everything? Or Cleaving Evil goes with everything?

[MeatJigglingZombie]

黙れ！

そして、聞け！

[LordTrivium89]

Ware wa Zengar! Zengar Zombolt! Aku No Tatsu Surugi Nai (when it says it like this, my whole body freezes waiting for an Evil robot to be cleaved!)

[TheChoujinVirus]

Chuck Norris disliked this video

[Gundamtransam00]

@TheChoujinVirus Hell yeah,lol.

[Speigeleisen]

@TheChoujinVirus cause Chuck Norris isnt a real man ,

[Speigeleisen]

@TheChoujinVirus cause Chuck Norris isnt a real man , if he cant handle this song

[utchiaRaven]

I AM THE LAST SAMURAI AND AL THAT STAND BEFORE MY SWORD WILL BE CUT DOWN

[freebiewitzy]

I can't even see the red in the like and dislike bar, looks like all the green just crushed it.....must resist cleaving joke!

[suplextrain]

Know what they say about men and big weapons? That they compensate for something?

Yeah well, Sanger isn't compensating.

[Thrudgelmir2333]

@suplextrain Yeah! He's trying to live up to!

[infringementMAN]

@suplextrain In fact he's UNDER compensating.

[neopie1]

@suplextrain Should I make the obvious joke?

[ChaosBladeDC]

@suplextrain Imagine he'd do it like he's piloting the Grungust.

[LightningLord2]

@suplextrain He's being modest, I know.

[SacredDragoon]

@suplextrain The perfect Zonvolt Reversal: With Sanger, the Big Weapon is the only one compensating for something.

Also, MOTHERFUCKER SUPLEX A TRAIN! Sorry, couldn't resist.

[vorpalseraph]

@suplextrain Sanger uses such a huge weapon so other men don't feel bad about how small they are compared him. The sword could be much bigger.

[Zetsumi199091]

Ah, I remember the mission when you fight Adler and get to kill him... I had NO ONE but Sanger and the Type 0 fight him, and I finished Adler's delusional ass off with the Zankantou, like it should be done.

[MetalSonicMkIV]

WARE ZANKENTOU NI....TATENU MONO NASHI!

[Speigeleisen]

Adler clicked dislike

[darkninja0200]

1 person was the evil that got cleaved

[thickterranarmor]

CLEAVE AND SMITE EVIL! YOU ARE HUGE! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE HUGE EVIL! CLEAVE AND SMITE!

[TheChoujinVirus]

They say that Sanger's so tough that he doesn't have a penis, just another sword

[zerogpm]

Wodan Ymir clicks Dislike!!

[GenesicShinZyraelKai]

@zerogpm i reckon it's vigagi...

[Roflelf]

@GenesicShinZyraelKai Pretty sure it['s Addler, Vigagi would dislike another song of Sanger's

[whitewing2]

@zerogpm No Ilike both of them, they symbolized True Warriors, Specially Fighting each others

[921224075199]

I like his dmg... damn high...

[SaitoIkari]

Ware wa Zengar...Zengar Zombolt!! AKU OTATSU TSURUGI NAI !!!

[colticide]

The one person who disliked this is not a real man!

[haxerx123]

One unhappy pilot got cleaved by the Liquid Metal blade of the Dygenguard/DAIZENGAR

[darkfox003]

the beggining is cool they should have repeated it over and over a bit more before they hit the music

[Warlordalexi]

SHUT UP AND LISTEN! I AM THE SWORD THAT CLEAVES EVIL! ZANGER ZONVOLT! HAAAAAHHHHH! *how he doesn't get a sore throat is beyond me...*

[gamester512]

@Warlordalexi He's to awesome to get sore throats! XD

[whitewing2]

@Warlordalexi He just shouts not scream because his Voice isnt that high pitched

[Otaku35]

ware wa zengar, zengar zanbaruto! aku wo tastu tsurugi nari!!

[MetalSonicMkIV]

Sanger's sword is so sharp, it can cut Chuck Norris in half.

Oh yes. I went there.

[Warlordalexi]

@MetalSonicMkIV Chuck Norris kicks ass... Zanger cuts it. Hail Zanger! Norris may go sulk in a corner for all I care...

[Risingkiwi]

Waga zankantou ni.... TATENU MONO NASH!!!!

[90sHeroMAXD]

CHEEEEEEEEEESTO!

[killer0178]

@90sHeroMAXD Dairy princess, is that you?!

[90sHeroMAXD]

@killer0178

???

[killer0178]

@90sHeroMAXD Just for fun, Kaguya Nanbu from SRW Endless Frontier says the same thing :P

[90sHeroMAXD]

@killer0178

ah I see I played the Japanese version and I never heard that, that's why I was kind of confuzzled.

[B4ULoveShine]

Then-Banpresto should have just renamed this track into "The God of Cleave" for kicks. :3

[TacticalWolf]

For when a normal sword... just doesn't cut it.

[Zenjin000]

Excellen-t Pun!

[ExplodingOdin]

I had no idea David Caruso played Super Robot Wars.

[SSDrei]

the fuck are you and why do you browse MFGG and know about SRW

[ChaosDistortionBlade]

SHUT UP! AND LISTEN!

[SirDurant]

I am Sanger Zonvolt! The Sword That Smites Evil!

(sorry, had to say that)

[LordDreik]

There´s nothing that my Colossal Blade cannot cut!

(XDDDD)

[Tenkuuken]

@SirDurant the original japanese "The Sword that Cleaves Evil" has a more manly ring to it.

[oflari]

@SirDurant Sorry but you arent him :)

[Usasitsuke]

@ChaosDistortionBlade

-The Enemy gasps in surprise, only able to !!! in response as they get owned epically-

[rednekoboy]

grungust type 0 at you'r service!