My Perfect Jew Song

[hcp9393]

whats the chord at 0:37

[PoldiGiulia]

lool ppl call me jew cus first syllable of my name is pronounced jew :P

[GusMcAttisonMusic]

Really bad.

[DOVlogs]

this sucks dick

[sammy005]

I"m sorry, but.... you may be a decent guy, yet this performance gives Jews and REM both a bad name. Maybe you can't play guitar nor dance well, but at least practice a lil before you record to share w/the world...

And take some dancing lessons, there's a guitar and dance maniac hiding in there somewhere. Take yourself more seriously buddy, and so will women. Take my word for it.

[JewCompleteMe]

Truth be told I hadn't played guitar in years and had to really brush up on it quickly before the song. As far as dancing, I'm actually pretty good. I go salsa dancing generally 1 or 2 times a week. You just weren't feeling my flavor and that's cool. But for the record I whole heartedly believe that I'm a good singer and dancer. And a medeocre guitar player. Thanks for watching!

[sammy005]

That's ok, it was a pretty harsh comment I meant, I realize that now.

I took swing classes in college, I'd do that too if I were you :) A person should never judge themselves in how good a dancer they are; you'll never know, only others will tell you. And I'm not the person to judge either, you right....

[JewCompleteMe]

Sammy, I'm just happy you and a few other people are still watching and commenting. I've gotten a lot more blunt comments. You haven't criticized by character, religion and more importantly my video making skills. So I'm fine with it. But back to my defense.:) the dancing in the video is just goofing around (obviously) and I think the guitar deserves a good solid c-.:) Keep watching. Final video of the series is out in less than a month!

[WyczesanyBober]

I like it :3 Maybe it is not a super start level, but who cares if it is for fun? And i like the text. A song from America, about Jews and dont spread hate to Jews :3

[MarkTheHarper]

zeh chara

[melimura1501]

your lame

[pheafaerie]

People are mean. I think it's cute =). If I was single, I'd totally be on Noah's show. xo

[JewCompleteMe]

I'm blushing. You are truly a wonderful human being and a great American.

Stay tuned!

[pheafaerie]

Thank you =) I was trying to find my comment again to reply to your comment back...and I had to scroll down through all the yucky ones. First of all, people are being so mean about what is obviously just a cute, funny video meant for entertainment, right? Second of all...why is every silly video made by Jewish people totally and hatefully attacked? Makes me so sad...=(

Anyway...I think you're darling.

love,

a nice Jewish girl in Seattle

[corbin2002]

this is a weak song. not only is this guy's voice bad so is his guitar skills. what a warped sense of humor

[sandyloulou2008]

is that a jew joke or ?? hummm not sure but it really sucks... sorry

[zafff13]

ppl... chill... its just a youtube post. he did it for the fun of it, he ain't trying out for american idol so... whats the big fucking deal !?

[JewCompleteMe]

Thank you. But if you do look at the last video I do sound fucking good if I do say so myself. I was professional recorded.

Thanks for watching

[sandyloulou2008]

??? whaou, i am speachless really, you suck!@

[ovidiuanton]

yeeee yeaayeeeaaaah yeaaaaaah u suck !

[jakeofsmeg]

...

[wikusdp]

SHUT UP BIG NOSE!

[lilismirou]

tha jew haven't got a big nose !!!! you have a big nose

[planyourdeath]

your realy fuckin lame why dont you do like all the other jew men marry the bitch that comes your why because whatever you get is better than the blow up sheep your fuckin right now then she can tell you to give 6 inches and make it hurt so you can fuck 3 times and knock her down the stairs .....ps go fuck yourself

[kooliodawgboi]

thats rem

[dork0003]

no offense meant, but you weren't trying to be funny were you? If you were, my bad. I just couldn't tell...

[Cassy1plus2]

oooh ggooood! FUCK!

[huinyavaina]

i'm almost a jew, but this dude sucks big time!

when i played guitar at his level, i couldn't think of posting such immature material...

go practice in your basement or smthng

[TheJamMan69]

lmao, just like cartmen says. jews have no rythym

[prboy0812]

dude, you cant sing or play the guitar to save your life.

go home...

[Daewoo6969696969]

Dude you need help playing guitar man

[muz3eej]

WTF! what r u talkin about!!

[JesusUsesATI]

No, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, MAKE UP YOUR MIND, FOOL.

[donkgoth]

you suck

[johnlewisbrooks]

How about this? How about people just stop hating at all? Brother, I could care less if you're a jew, arab, black or white or anything between. And since you're a Jew, thus related to Abraham, and also God's chosen people why don't you shut up and act like it? I always hear Jews crying about anti-semitism, yet hating blacks is no better! I can think of many black people who are outstanding members of society!

[jewkid80]

im a jew BETA RESPECT DAT

[LailaMujahidah]

o i would look for a muslim.

[GamBashanVeGamGilad]

You're more than welcome to your homeland, beloved brother. There are plenty of Jewish girls around here. If you're really interested in Jewish relationship, what in the HECK are you doing in America?

Learn Hebrew! And write songs in your REAL language. I'll be happy to help! ;-)

Oh, and one other thing: C Major sucks (in my opinion). Minor Key is really much more to my style, but no offence! You have talent. :-)

See you soon in the Holyland. :)

[mbleemcgee]

i don't think you could suck more

[AcJoker112]

This is joke right?

[DRUMSCIENTIST]

!!!JEWS SHOULD BE BANNED!!!

From Playing guitar ;D

[willumbodillum]

so your terrible at guitar

and at singing

jews are just normal people

[Fernad00]

No Life, No Friends..

[dukejjay]

what a load of crap,  what could one expect from a jew anyway

[Motley216]

yeh fuck those skum bag jews

[grizzly504]

Żydzi - raus!

[DakiniHeart]

Hilarious!

[magrcon]

MY EARS ARE BLEEDING

[JewCompleteMe]

Oh come on. You can see some potential at least right?

[magrcon]

I CAN'T SEE EITHER, MY EYES IMPLODED :P

[eriv93]

nazi jew

[piratechefkaizzer]

lmao.

[elvishfarmer]

too much inbreeding, that's why y'all want stem cell research

[JewCompleteMe]

Right on!

Glad you love the Video!

[shawtysfly]

terrible.

[WeeMadKeown]

Shalom from Scotland! Ma Nishma?

i'm gonna learn this song and then sing it at my cousins bar mitzvah in place of Hava Nagila x) . Love the song. would be better if you got some other instruments in it but it sounds great! (just a little work on your voice) hehe.

[JewCompleteMe]

Ahhhh,

Finally someone with taste! I'll think about a new version with other instruments, maybe some new verses added. Could be cool. There were some lyrics that were censored out actually. Mazel Tov on your cousin's big day! Please keep watching and tell the whole mishpacha!

[OnaTutors]

nothin' but smiles, Noah! lol :o)

[BRUINSCHARA33]

at least bo picks his own cords nonlike u. ur so racsist buddy

[nina42053]

All I can say is OY!

[sweetchik14]

im really sorry but this wasnt very good at all. sorry to be the bearer of bad news. :(

[Zikku]

Wow, that was fascinating. I really didn't know what to expect. That was good in its own way, and I liked it a lot. This is the first one I've seen of yours so I really can't be to critical, especially since I don't know if it's been your personal best or worst. Anyhow, keep it up!!

[kiriaka1972]

This is so freakin hilarious! You have a lot of guts putting this up, not knowing how to play the instrument well. A 10 for the brass ones, and the song...a 9.5 who's my friend. Ha ha ha...omg...too bad you date outside your race, you'd be a good catch for girls who rate the funny factor!

[JewCompleteMe]

Thank you thank you. I love comments. To many haters out there who can't play instruments or make videos. Jealous they are of me who can do both. Although, I'm disapointed that everybody talks shit about my guitar skills. I hadn't played for a long time. It's hard to film yourself, play, and sing. I ain't bo, but hey, he ain't me. Thanks a lot. Tell your friends!

[kiriaka1972]

I agree! Why must we strive to be like anyone else? Isn't it hard enough being ourselves?

And, would Bo be so great if everyone were Bo? And the reverse as well - so people, let's stop comparing, and enjoy youtube for people who keep it going posting videos.

[ItsameAlex]

you are awesome

[JewCompleteMe]

Thanks a lot. Nice to have a compliment on this one for once. A lot of haters out there.

[Geobadger34]

Wow. You have big brass ones to post a video of yourself playing an instrument you don't know how to play.

[cu7t]

you suck baLLS you love it in the butt dont you

[FaLlOuTgRl1125]

You must've been really bored. -_-

[kalch]

You're giving jewish men around the world a bad name.

This video thing is a bit narcissistic. Try harder not trying so hard.

I'm curious to see how this pans out for you.

[JewCompleteMe]

Lighten up. Have some fun. This is YouTube not Synagogue.

[Ptenle]

dude, seriously... why are you so stiff, its called freedom of speak you turd

[nerdstason]

Lmao, get A LIFE and get off the roads begging nerd.

[wonderfulkeithfloyd]

It's kind of painful to compare you with Bo Burnham. You've either got it, or you don't. Bo has it, you don't.

[babysnakes1984]

Your excruciating to listen and even worse to look at. Put down the guitar and take up yodeling or something.

[JewCompleteMe]

Never tried Yodeling. Maybe that would give me something to make a new video about.

[KatieMcQuaig]

You're awful.

Sorry kid.

[JewCompleteMe]

For a singing career? Or as Jewish stud to settle down with? Or am I hopeless for both?

[eadavenp]

Hey, if i was back in chicago, i would totally go out with you. But eisenwasser couldn't be the cameraman for our date, because that would be awkward. 5 pts if you can guess who I am, we met in Italy.

[DarkMastersMaster]

was that song necessary

[JewCompleteMe]

Sure, Why wasn't it necessary? It was fun wasn't it? It had a message. I think people need to know what type of girl I'm interested in. I guess if you didn't enjoy it than it wasn't necessary to you. But thanks for watching anyway. And commenting. You obviously care.

[DarkMastersMaster]

just cuz i commented doesnt mean i care about ur terrible song an nobody cares wat type of girl ur interesed in ur like 40

[jerseytiptoer]

hm. uh... well. I...hmm. Hey...you can rhyme words!

[eisenwasser]

any girl who will cook you brisket is a keeper

[doggygramma]

What is the perfect Jew? Does your perfect Jewish girl have to attend services, keep a kosher home and be completely knowledgeable about Judaism? What about a Jewish girl who is kind and caring, fun and intelligent, nice Jewish girl but doesn't care about attending synogogue, keeping kosher, etc.?

[JewCompleteMe]

No she doesn't have to be religious, at all. The perfect jew would at least know something about her identity. But I don't just eat kosher meat, and I don't go to synagogue much. Just on special occasions really.

I hope the song communicated that to you.

[virtualrabbi]

Start eating Kosher meat. Works for me.