@Onision if you did die i would kill myself i know it sounds strong but i would i will always love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxx yeah thats right, i message u everytime xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the is random xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxBut i love you so who cares xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<3x
-answers the phone- "Hello? Oh hi mom...yeah I finished the project, now I'm looking up youtube videos on carbon...-looks over at computer screen--onision: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!- on carbon, um...photosynthesis....stuff" -onision: AHHHHHH!!!!!-
(laughing my fu@king as$ off so hard i fell of my dinosaur laugh out loud just kidding i don't really have a dinosaur but if i did i would name it wifred!!!)
@jp2691 he was, yes, but that table is made of 1/8" thick particle board and a soft cushioned top, like a low rent card table. no pain whatsoever, i used to beat the shit out of the same table when i was younger
@Tawni66 Well even if you "dgaf", it's better that you know so you don't continue the accusation. I mean, if you do now, it's just out of chosen ignorance."So... Yeah."
@wendalyvasquez123 onision obviously didnt actually die, but i know i partied when MJ died. thats when i knew that it would be safe for my nephews to walk the streets again. wen onision dies it will actually be a sad day for pretty much all of his subscribers.
@SkizzyTig yeah his ideas aren't cliche like a lot of people, he's creative, he also makes fucked up jokes yet in reality, he tells us in the end the moral
i laughed at the part when he was hitting his head againnst the table. not because he was hitting his head against the table, but what his hair look like. HAHA LOL kjsdbfkjabskjfvbaedbvjhbaewrfvbWJASBCI U53R7646T87486!@#$%^&*()
@lambchop206 "when you spell now like that"??? wtf is that.. you know what SPELL means??..hahaha..yeah.. fuck off ahahahh..you made my day stupid kid.
@Onision if you did die i would kill myself i know it sounds strong but i would i will always love ya xxxxxxxxxxxxx yeah thats right, i message u everytime xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx the is random xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxBut i love you so who cares xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx<3x
julietate18 2 weeks ago
3:03-3:13 I believe is the point for the video. But then again I could be wrong cause this video is like 4 videos rolled into one.
THES3XYMAN101 3 weeks ago
umm wow.
TheKingdomOfJorJor 4 weeks ago
your girlfriend is pretty
love12345678971 1 month ago
He was such a PERSON! Ahhhhhhhhh!
DxMxAxR 1 month ago
SOMEBODY DIEEEEED. AAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA.
DDRPIUFreak7 1 month ago
End.... Bye bye
MsSings1 1 month ago
Wait Hes Not .... Hes Right Their...
TheKaiPr0ject 1 month ago
You mean hes not dead? :(
ProperGanderSaul 1 month ago
dude didnt it hurt to repeatedly smash your face into a table?
implodinggalaxy 1 month ago
2:24 -2:44 fucking funny ass shit
thebestgamerize 1 month ago in playlist More videos from Onision
Yup, he's dead! LOL
MrPrimussucks123 2 months ago
jesus if only the real news was this funny id watch that everyday XD
screwthemagicwaffles 2 months ago 2
HAHAHA random cant in Background
ammobaby123 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Onision
lol a year and a half later and I still watch this video every time I'm upset. The ending helps me vent, lmfao.
plurrhearts09 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
wtf
lol
jeanmiguel25 3 months ago
....Oo.. he's cute. <3 :)
ChickFourTwenty 3 months ago
omg this guy is fucking scary, idk why Oo
juanvencl94 4 months ago
Man he needs his meds what has this guy been smoking?
lazerbeam33 4 months ago
@lazerbeam33 Everything.
Luvmariohatekikyo2 4 months ago
Onisiooon u have mentol problem man hahahahah niceee
MrRealYoung 4 months ago
too bad this fag didn't shoot himself
wolderbeast 4 months ago
Man i really think he can be the next Joker thumb up if like this
911esteban07 4 months ago
I wish this was real
Ramirezr16 4 months ago
this is the funniest video ever made by onision...i can watch this video a hundred tims and still lmao haha
SEXXYCookieBEAST 4 months ago
i thumbs it up for the cats in the background at the start
pivot1nerf2starwars3 4 months ago
he looks like the trololo man
Ar700a 4 months ago
hahahahahaha omg i fuckin love this guy screw fred!
alexandriavalena 4 months ago in playlist More videos from Onision
-answers the phone- "Hello? Oh hi mom...yeah I finished the project, now I'm looking up youtube videos on carbon...-looks over at computer screen--onision: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!- on carbon, um...photosynthesis....stuff" -onision: AHHHHHH!!!!!-
televition56 4 months ago
OMG DID U KNOW SOMEBODY DIED TODAY?! :'( lol xD
LyricAnTutorials 4 months ago
i used to like coming to onision for entertainment but he is horrible now.......another great comic has been lost
Vexens 4 months ago
thank goodness they actually said the name. I was definitely saying it wrong.
samanthashay2010 4 months ago
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJA LOL
pablopolyarce 4 months ago
lame
madestoso 4 months ago
0:10 I love this ringtone!!! : 3
LivingDead1095 4 months ago
@LivingDead1095 whats the name of it?
liamfuentes 4 months ago
+ ohhhh onision
hazlenutcocoa148 4 months ago
puase at 0:18
hazlenutcocoa148 4 months ago
LMFAOSHIFOMDLOLJKIDRHADBIIDIWNIW!!!! :D
(laughing my fu@king as$ off so hard i fell of my dinosaur laugh out loud just kidding i don't really have a dinosaur but if i did i would name it wifred!!!)
emounicorn94 4 months ago
hes pretty lol
hapibth0pel3ss 4 months ago
First time I saw your channel I thought it was 'Onion'
AaliyahBTV 4 months ago 55
you are shit
MrMoomoo789 4 months ago
@MrMoomoo789 and u are making no sense
RWJisBEAST17 4 months ago
ONISION WAS THE BEST! *sobbing* if he is dead but he isn't because this is by onision
armeture27 5 months ago
anyone else love how crazy he is as much as I do?
TheSierraphoenix 5 months ago
His make-up is all over his face.. i don't remember him wearing make-up before that.
LennMcCarHarrStarr 5 months ago
did he hurt his head??
Niabrown19 5 months ago
Best actor of all time
CreationOfIdeas 5 months ago
how do you do what you do with the faces on your face...
rokvidfan 5 months ago
Wtf!? You were banging your head on that table hard...you really freaked there lol.
jp2691 5 months ago
@jp2691 he was, yes, but that table is made of 1/8" thick particle board and a soft cushioned top, like a low rent card table. no pain whatsoever, i used to beat the shit out of the same table when i was younger
rokvidfan 5 months ago
I think he is exactly like-minded compared to the Joker from the Dark Knight
9288Savior 5 months ago
this guys face looks like a manikin
paz1ner 5 months ago
LOL! The end actually freaked me out for a second there...
IsForeverUntamed 5 months ago
do you have a mental desis?
MegaLatyy 5 months ago
@MegaLatyy desis, really? lol i'm not even gunna correct that /highfive
rokvidfan 5 months ago
....oh my godd....... O.O
AbbieKat101 5 months ago
i was drinkning a water bottle when i was watching this and in the beginning, at the fake crying, i ended up spitting water on the computer screen
crazygrl711 5 months ago
I was the 211 112 viewer OMFG I'm happy ;')
CoDTF23 5 months ago
3:50 how mch i would cry ihe really did die DX
MsRainBowTights 5 months ago
3:22 explains the inspiration for onisions videos
LabyrinthOfDream 5 months ago
i swear i think i almost peed on me self lol
H3aven100 5 months ago
lol lmao!!!!
mscoraline1998 5 months ago
it went from reporter to T-rex to the Joker
lol :D
Angelkat24 5 months ago
3:47 nicee
Maddymuffins333 5 months ago
Lol press 6
MystsTouch 5 months ago
1:25 - 1:33 OMFG I ALMOST PEE'D MYSELF , THAT WAS FREAKIN FUNNY . <3
MystsTouch 5 months ago
from 2:24 to 2:40 i all mosted died
fireyice102 5 months ago 10
lmao very funny
MinorHeadstorm 5 months ago
RIP onison stands for Realy It's Phunny :3 Onison ^_^
PandaPandoraPain 5 months ago
press 9 xDDDD
shan46916 6 months ago
I like how ur wearing sweats with ur suit top x)
MissStrawberrypie95 6 months ago
good lord :O
delivery52 6 months ago
lmao i LOVE LOVE LOVE ur videos! ur crazy in a good way it would be so much fun 2 hang out with u i bet it never gets boring lol =P
LadyGoth83 6 months ago
idk what just happened?
ledzepp87 6 months ago
SHANE DAWSON WAS ON THE PHONE WI HIM AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AbbiFallenAngel 6 months ago 24
@AbbiFallenAngel Gosh Darn Who New The Would Kiss In The Future :))
meankittyluvaha 3 months ago
@AbbiFallenAngel I cn hear it now!
SkyeRiosOnline 2 months ago in playlist More videos from Onision
haha look at his smile at 2:46-7 haha so creepy
BlaykeoOo 6 months ago
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RandomCpIce 6 months ago
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MrLittleturd 6 months ago
when you play the scary maze game this should pop out 3:42
MrLittleturd 6 months ago 2
wtf looool "byebye"
E1b9are9you3 6 months ago
he's gonna' have a heart attack if he carries on like that...
caratristanavera 6 months ago
uhhhhh huh huh he was REAL!!!!! lol
donnahinson1990 6 months ago
"HE WAS SUCH A PERSON! ... ON YOUTUBE!"
Jayola111 6 months ago
I want to see more richard dittly donagan in the future.
sporkfork123 6 months ago
He's so wierd... I love him.
TimeToDanceBden 6 months ago
was that shane on the phone
meghan626 6 months ago
Haha, I my favorite part was when you screamed into the camera!
ShakaP7 6 months ago
3:28 XD
sharkapillar 6 months ago
wtf.... lol hes completly insane
ericjay192 6 months ago
sooo fukin chaotic
J1mmyist 6 months ago
LMFAO
KyleJPie10 6 months ago
rofl he hitting his head on table at 3:23
dcheyne1977 6 months ago
but for reall
MsParakeetlover101 6 months ago
if onision really died id cry like that when he started crying
MsParakeetlover101 6 months ago
onision died im so sorry -wails- D''':
MsParakeetlover101 6 months ago
i bet he didnt act like this when michael jackson died
wendalyvasquez123 6 months ago 70
@wendalyvasquez123 who gives a fuck if he died. HE WAS A FKN CHILD MOLESTER!
Tawni66 6 months ago
@Tawni66 False. The child/child's family only said that so they could win money from the lawsuit. MJ never touched anyone in Neverland.
ajeter2629 1 month ago
@ajeter2629 actually, right now, idgaf. sooo, yeah...
Tawni66 1 month ago
@Tawni66 Well even if you "dgaf", it's better that you know so you don't continue the accusation. I mean, if you do now, it's just out of chosen ignorance."So... Yeah."
ajeter2629 1 month ago
@ajeter2629 oh well. xD
Tawni66 1 month ago
@wendalyvasquez123 but michael jackson didnt have subscribers
Darkskull2581 6 months ago
@wendalyvasquez123 Sad or happy? Or just not giving a shit?
ItsJackDolan 5 months ago
@wendalyvasquez123 onision obviously didnt actually die, but i know i partied when MJ died. thats when i knew that it would be safe for my nephews to walk the streets again. wen onision dies it will actually be a sad day for pretty much all of his subscribers.
ProphitNigga 5 months ago
Wow there.... slow it down....
ChadsAcc 6 months ago
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Oh my god, I just pissed myself laughing.
Ilovetombraider12 6 months ago
ONISION IS BACK WOOOOOOOO how i have longed to see the day :)
MrBearUPS 6 months ago
I had a weird dream that you got on the same bus as me :P I was like "WTF? This is awesome!" XD
McFro95 6 months ago
I can do what ever the *censored* i want! except say fuck :)))
NinjaWillOwnU 6 months ago
head banging >:3
DeathDakid926 7 months ago
1:25 epic face
Xxgotham360xX 7 months ago
I WOULD MESS WITH MY DEATH ONISION
juanmartineztvshow 7 months ago
he looks like bill oreily
pugmaster18 7 months ago
FAKE
You can hear Onision talking in the background!
Schubijak 7 months ago
@Schubijak Reeeeally? *Sarcasm*
tuffluvex 7 months ago
@Schubijak NO! REally?!?!
Charlyyarel 6 months ago 33
@Schubijak lol! You're a genius!!
HottieHolly711 6 months ago
He creeps me out but makes me laugh at the same time!! :D
1760hi 7 months ago
uhhhhhhhhh.... hmm
hannahandmorghanbff 7 months ago
@SkizzyTig yeah his ideas aren't cliche like a lot of people, he's creative, he also makes fucked up jokes yet in reality, he tells us in the end the moral
LittleSister942 7 months ago
LOL nice cats....including the devil cat at 3:09
LoZOoTFan101 7 months ago
LOL nice cats....
LoZOoTFan101 7 months ago
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end is hilarious. thumbs up if you agree!
spencer2hamilton 7 months ago
1:23 epic crys
josehartTV 7 months ago
his fuckin cat was out of there lol 28:00
josehartTV 7 months ago
I got the point of the video at around 3/4 away. >_> LOL
douglasdtlltd 7 months ago
i laughed my god damn ass off
spencer2hamilton 7 months ago
Since when does onision has a skull of diamond? O-o i mean it'd fking hurt like hell D:
knightlord11 7 months ago
I am slightly disturbed by this man now 0_0
boweezie10 7 months ago
whose ammy?
boweezie10 7 months ago
Oh He Does Have Eyeliner On
MiaNicholeMusic 7 months ago
It Always Looks Like Onision Has Eyeliner On
MiaNicholeMusic 7 months ago
@SkizzyTig he is funny, but he got no talent :S
marclebest 7 months ago
i laughed at the part when he was hitting his head againnst the table. not because he was hitting his head against the table, but what his hair look like. HAHA LOL kjsdbfkjabskjfvbaedbvjhbaewrfvbWJASBCI U53R7646T87486!@#$%^&*()
mesmilez1 7 months ago
YA HES FUCKING DEAD MOTHER FUCKER WOOOH IM GLAD HE TOOK OUR ADVICE AND BLEW HIS FUCKING BRAINS OUT!!!!
Bloodydoll09 7 months ago
why do people watch his videos if they dont like them???
kerri1431 7 months ago
I expected a Haters United :P
deylinnTV 7 months ago
Have people really told you to, "blow your f@#$ing brains out"?
That's messed up. I don't agree with some of the things you say, but....damn, I don't want you to kill yourself.
batmanRisen08 7 months ago
You play a very good rich snob. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
batmanRisen08 7 months ago
3:30 is the funnyest part lol..
madygirl88 7 months ago
instead of being over dramatic he coulda just listened to the camera guy and just said hes dead so sad bye :)
Karlalameow 7 months ago
hes dead i sad now :(
schrubbe911 7 months ago
haha
TheWickedWhiteBoy 7 months ago
joker joker joker joker joker
dtudd 7 months ago
At the end you looked like my mom when i ask for money. o.o
RandomWOAHtv 7 months ago
Damn it, I thought he died. Oh well.
LunarEntity 7 months ago
You scared you cat.
SierraLovesUTube 7 months ago
Bonerific!
ScreamingAtCheese 7 months ago
FUCK is the hitting head against the table genuine ? ! !!!!!
oXoBeansOnToastoXo 7 months ago
i was rollin when his wig came off and his hair started floping around XD))))
Daniellac7 7 months ago
yes he died..cause everything he does know is PURE SHIT.... i really miss the "im so " videos.. you suck know onision
tiburcio9999 7 months ago
@tiburcio9999 you cant say stuff like that when you spell now like that
lambchop206 7 months ago
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@lambchop206 "when you spell now like that"??? wtf is that.. you know what SPELL means??..hahaha..yeah.. fuck off ahahahh..you made my day stupid kid.
tiburcio9999 7 months ago
A total of 829 people are dumb in my opinion
HONEYBOO500 7 months ago
lol "He was such a person!"
LiVeNleRn123 7 months ago
He was such a person on youtube whaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!
MTNDEWMASTER1 7 months ago
Oh somebody died? I heard that every 7 seconds, someone dies in the world. :)
Waldoishtehawesome 7 months ago
HE WAS SUCH A PERSON!!! ON YOUTUBE!!!
cloud123strife1 7 months ago
is this a really ugly guy or girl? i honestly cant tell
McJackolai 7 months ago
HE WAS SUCH A PERSON
shaynaclaire 7 months ago
3:23 I wanted to spontaneously do that during my final, just for the fun of it!
Hot94Fuzz 7 months ago
Oh yea.....I can do what ever the FUCK i want!
nmj500 7 months ago
828 should shoot themselves in the mouth. >:)
Waldoishtehawesome 7 months ago
"HE WAS SUCH A PERSON!!!!" D'=
dylanraygun 7 months ago
I LOL'D so much at 3:20!
xMagicardx 7 months ago
Oh, Your neighbors must love you.. ;)
Madi6598 7 months ago
2:52 i like how your makeup is smeared :)
TheAwesomeBatman 7 months ago
i think coppercab is the most hated ;)
SwallowThatBullet 7 months ago
pause at 0:05
WolfObsesser55 8 months ago
3:23 That looked like it hurt
TheBlueReptile 8 months ago
if you type in 'turd face' on google, his face comes up... he has a REALLY weird face.
SandieCookie 8 months ago
Your so fuckin annoying
JasonsWorld11 8 months ago
3:22 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ecvsio 8 months ago
THIS WAS EXTREMLY HILARIOUS!!
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