How to hide an unwanted erection

[TakeGonna]

@NormanJones

Couldnt agree with you! That program was actually

scientifically proven plan and method for conquering

your premature ejaculation. After learning its

techniques hen you are ready for long lasting

intercourse. I tried it myself and it works! Anyway,

you got the name of the site mispelled. It shud b:

LastLongerNow.info

[Coolcatsarecold]

if I get 20 likes, i'll go to school tomorrow wearing boxers, loose sweat pants, and a short shirt

[fich01]

What about the belt tuck? That's the technique i normally use. And the fist.

[TheTNTube]

hahahaha stupid video



[markthered2007]

Not funny and very badly done. Wrong choice of model - looks like Adrian Mole age 13.5. You missed several and very obvious golden opportunities.

[56dude16]

wat if your black

[ohmyobama]

2:29 have in your asshole...

[tangerineXD]

the guy in the video was funny

[coolmani1209]

Many

Men

Online

Browsing

Internet

(as)

Girl

[JackBandicootsBunker]

Yes, you are all GIRLs... Guys In Real Life

[BabyfaceArie]

im a gurl how df i get here

FML!!

[Dancemxh]

i'm a girl..

[SHiZiN69ONU]

I like how he keeps using other phrases for penis but at the end he just goes out with it and says big throbbing penis lmao

[Dantick09]

LMAO 2:21 but usefull tips

[RockVideoOfTheWeek]

this helped alot! and it was funny

[Oniontears123TNG]

SOOOOOOooo many puns

[MrsTsrqpo]

i was bored

[chiggyepicness]

@kittykatwuvsyou1 u wanna see dicks

[zYGPz]

@kittykatwuvsyou1 errr, do you want to tell us why ?

I already do all these things anyway but the only time ill use an object is by a couch (pillow)

[cekinxxx]

why would you want to hide an erection in front of a chick, i think it will make her happy

[BurnedToilet2]

AN ERECTION IS A WONDERFUL THING

[SushiandLaLa]

i totally agree with serahmurphy , seriously why do guys hide their boners girls like when their boy is hard and for me it makes me horny

[Prancingwolf7]

This guy reminds me of my Autistic neighbor.

[SarahhhAngel]

lololol

[Rustopia01]

why should we hide our erections? we should strut with it like a boss. bitches better be worshiping it upon sight i tell ya...

[deathhellknight]

Take the underpants over it so its like a belt holding your penis, then pull the pants longer up.. voila, hided! ...

not like i use that method..

[GIR177]

Who gets an erection just because a lady sat next to him?

[792Lopez]

@GIR177 Guys with no luck?

[SerahMurphy]

I personally find it really hot when A guy get's a boner when I'm sitting on his lap or hugging him. I know alot of other highschool girls who feel the same way.

[jackisg4y]

Don't hide it. Show everyone you're the boss.

[AModernTale]

They forgot the waist band method, Idiots haha

[AllTheCoolKidsHateMe]

'Your shame stick' LOL

[srryidonthaveaname]

wtf.. first i was watching MMA and KICKBOXING vids.. how did i end up here S:

[ImAwesome1202002]

shankstick??!!

[zjohnson2814]

This is funny.

[UlzzangChaser]

i learned most of this on instinct lol

[manluvf]

thumbs up if u have erection right now

[dasenteney]

He uses like 20 different euphemisms for "big fat throbbing penis" very cleverly to avoid saying it... and just says it outright at the end. Thank God for the English sense of humor.

[Ghettoes6]

2:30 Ipledgeallegiancetotheflagofth­eunitedstatesofamericaandtothe­republicforwhichitstandsonenat­ionundergodindivisiblewithlibe­rtyandjusticeforall x10

[sexytiger11hot]

Hahahaha he said PENIS!!!

[MagiSofVideos]

Im a girl! :D

[Gun10001]

Just wondering how many names can they think up for your penis

[samarkand444]

Lmao, excalibur back in its scabbard, (I have an arthurian legend test tommorow) >.<

[slapoutz]

wow.. i just dont even hide it.. and it i wanna reposition i just do it lol

[shaunwoodford15]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OL

[simelie]

Rofl none of this works for me, My little guy got a mind of his own!

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

how much of a little boy are you that whenever you see a girl you instantly get an erection.

[trawetseeldot]

@Eaglepwnsmuka

The kind that's straight?

[Eaglepwnsmuka]

@trawetseeldot if an attractive girl walks by me I'm not gonna get an erection instantly from just seeing her. That's just freaking stupid.

[TacticalGamesReviews]

lol when i get a erection i don't hide it.. that usually gets the girls

[bud389]

lol wtf? Guy in the beginning waving around his dick in a mirror, who does that?

[porcolegio]

I kinda expected him to finally say penis at the end, lol.

[pandemoniumswings]

shame stick lol

[MorganaLethe]

lol so thats what all them poses i see mean lmao

[SoulRipBabe]

after watching this, i realized what the hell am i watching at

[wiltsmith100]

Thanks a lot. Now whenever I see bleach I get an erection.

[sailornaruto39]

0:13

what is he screaming for?that would have felt good :/

and ummm... i don't wear underwear specifically because they give me erections

[AnnoyingXboxer]

Tucking your dick up in the waste band of your pants works too.. IF you dont have a tight shirt.

[92greenz34]

i find this hard to masturbate to

[BoogieBrownFunTime]

erection comedy music .....@

[beenshanghaid]

Mister Bone Dangles

[ElegeantFencer]

I don't understand this video. I *want* them to see it....

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

Hahhahhahahhhhh!

[spasmslap]

"Jolly pink giant".. LOL!!!

[1pspgofan]

i just lift my d*ck up and hold it down with my trousers easy.

[MultiDevil888]

@1pspgofan me too but it goes down the trouser band when you sit down i wish it can stay hanged up

[1pspgofan]

@MultiDevil888 lol

[Diexcy]

Lol any dude who hasnt figured all of this out at the age of, say 15, got some bigger issues!

[sadeghsafari100]

a question??

when i say hello to a girt my dick will go to be erect.....

what should i do??D,,x

[BiggerThanYu]

HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD SOME OF THE COMMENTS ON HERE ARE FUCKING AMAZING

[ratelslangen]

Thats why i always wear a long tshirt + pull your boner up so it doesn't face forward (works best with long t-shirt

[ratelslangen]

Thats why i always wear a long tshirt

[m1a1kiLL3r]

LOL I POPPED A BONER IN P.E... It was embarassing as fuck -_-

[beansterman1998]

@m1a1kiLL3r WEAR PROPER PANTS INSTEAD OF THAT BOXER SHORT CRAP THEN!

[TheMasiker]

i have an erection when i see girl in skirts and to get my erection off i simply think of 2 girls and one cup

[Johnkarnias]

"mr happy" hahahaahahahah :) :D

[zekky1000]

ahah funny and usefull !

thanks videojug !

[MichiganFann]

2:13 ???

[QuintonG09]

what a horny bastard, he gets a hard on every time he is near a female.

[Ichliebemusikundybd]

@QuintonG09 He needs a nice castration jk haha! Well women''s nips enlarge a bit when aroused, cold etc guess it evens out. Just think of flying unicorns yes!

[RuddGerrath]

if mr happy always come out to play

[anshuhunk]

If U have an unwanted erection...find a hot chick and hide it in her !! yup dat'll do it!!

[Smokesterr]

howcast rip off much?

[mntom]

hit it? hell no...

[fluffycheese123]

Damn, that guy is sexy.

[xCurbzzz]

Just get it out and fuck her.

[GreenIInk]

Just flip it up into your waist band it doesn't even matter what you wear (:

[skeletorphd]

Or you could always get rid of it by giving a random chick some surprise sex.

[skeletorphd]

If you have an unwanted boner, just wank it out.

Goes fairly quick after a tommy and its always nice to harry munk.

[50thcenturycod]

119 people got a boner

[Andronover611121]

it's funny because we actually do these

[1730joel]

think about 3 fat gay men making love in an##. thumbs up if u agree

[needfbsponsers]

what if ur sitting down an u have to get up right away to write on the board or something?

[KILL4N4IN]

Power-pole retract

[MrGodsHand]

119 people have nothing to hide

[mkmand84]

lol this is tooo funny

[VarthalabauHair]

Unpleasant scenario is to wake up with a morning boner and realize that there r guests in the house and u can neither conceal it as u r in your boxers nor run to the bathroom with a pillow in your crouch without causing suspicion..

[JREL4LIFE]

HAHAHAHAH!!

[NirvanaFan2012]

What if you have an erection and someone wants to hug you?

Thumbs up so that VideoJug can see and make a video :)

[EddSjo]

@NirvanaFan2012 Give them that christian side hug!

[sacraficialangel7]

@NirvanaFan2012 just say you're not in the mood for hugs and you don't want to talk about it. I'd accept that

[JuicyJambon]

@NirvanaFan2012 or slowdance XD

[fatizoo1000]

@NirvanaFan2012 If it is a guy, he'll understand. If it is a woman, FUCK HER.

[slapoutz]

@NirvanaFan2012 if you really care about it.. side hug or push your butt back.. or just nvm..

[myshcoolaccount]

@NirvanaFan2012 side hug

[VideoGamerHD]

This is too much... I just hide it under the waste-band of my trousers... done. xD LOL

[hotnezzgirl]

I'm a girl. Why am I watching this??

[Lifehatepwn]

@hotnezzgirl Cause u are a perv.Lol.

[goonkid93]

where was this when i was in middle school

[Lifehatepwn]

@goonkid93 I`m wondering the same lol.

[elusuario989]

WTF? what kinda of freak would get a boner while cooking?? O_o

[MrStalker12345678901]

waisteband tuck!

[Toffypops]

Next video. How a woman can hide her humongous raisins! Yeah..those....having them show like a pair of bazookas removed the thrill of the thought. Tuck it in babes!!!..Raisins aint pretty!...and dont come yell at ze boys for stareing you down if you pack live ammo rounds visible.

[justmehere36]

Like this if you're not a dude & you're just watching this out of boredom.

**like**

[TheLittlemissAlyssa]

@justmehere36 hahaha thats what im doing 2!

[SkyesTurnBlack]

@justmehere36 : i'ma dude but I'm still watching this out of boredom, can I like too? :(

[MrMaxydoodle]

well im 15 and i get unwanted ramdom erections alot.im...uh...watching it go up as i type this...anyway. its really bad and embarassing cos i have no idea what could get me going.this really helped

[Toffypops]

@MrMaxydoodle - What you are experiencing is totally normal. At that age most guys walk around with a hardon almost 24/7....its called hormones going wild.

My best tip is to wear boxers, but not boxers that are loose. stretch boxers are nice.

And always use a BELT. With the belt you can tighten the waist, and create a bulk on the front. So if you got with a "natural" bulk all the time, people wont notice a small difference in it. This will work with penis size up to 4 inches long (15cm).

[MrMaxydoodle]

@Toffypops thanks...alltough i think that most of the girls at my school are prostitutes or something cos one of them saw me getting a hardon and now we may be going out

[BlackvilleGrave33]

@MrMaxydoodle u lucky son of a bitch

[MrMaxydoodle]

@BlackvilleGrave33 i aim to please :)

[Lance1nf]

I have to say, I thought it was funny, but bursted out laughing at the very end.

[Xint3ns3GamrX]

@Lance1nf me to haahah

[zucchina89]

"if you are an upstanding young man" - congratulations, what more do you want? the "21st digit" is waiting for some action, rather than making such an effort to hide it use your skills to find a willing victim :-p or a quiet place for rehearsal eheh

[shaveyourfingers]

i just flop it out and wank off....then I make card castles

[beverageskater]

i put my *shameless stick* up to my belly button and use my pants to hold it in place, after 1 minute or two it will go down..

thumbs up for this revolutionary idea!

[TeDuaMalakie]

@ChannelingusXIVC XD

[DimLantern]

anybody else have their hand in their pocket during this video?

[Assassin19955]

whats i do is put ny hand in my pocket and like pushed down

[Stormjagger]

lol that's exactly what i do just tuck it in your waist band through your pocket

[GIMMYIIANOTHERIIONEE]

If your not fat like him just tuck it in to the waist of you pants

It works better than all of those they just went over

[Optical357mg]

holy jesus.

I'm surprised nobody came up with putting your dick in your waistband.......

[neroboy124]

@Optical357mg :-)

[XxWaffleMan154xX]

haha he uses allll the inuendos and then at the end just says, no one will see your big fat throbbing penis

[eh335]

This guy is a loser. he gets a boner just from talking or sitting next to a girl.

[Whamesl0l]

@eh335 you get it from talking or sitting next to a guy i assume...

[iazy9]

@eh335 well if the girl is really hot then you get images in your head, man grow up

[xXSparkTheHedgehogXx]

I just love the fact that he's naming it many things then at the end "Your big, fat, throbbing penis"

[tubesoxabc]

Mr Happy! haha!

Just watched a funny video of Eve describing "Mr Happy" in the Garden of Eden.

search eve adam my rock

lol!

[demonwx10]

I find this video very difficult to masturbate to.

[Zandonus]

@demonwx10 I find this video extremely arousing and not homosexual while being easy to masturbate to.

[TheREALTheRealAdam]

All i learned is a huge number of terms for boners

[Junije1]

Mine is an 3 inches so I don't have that kind of problems...

[TehOriginalRobot]

my little bodybuilder could lift 11 layers of denim...

[FATHOMETER]

When this happens in church, I wait for the collection plate to come around and pretend I need change.

[A15379059]

Dang... My D*ck is well educated. I only get Erections at home when Im alone, I never got one in Public.

[ogyTV]

tnx

[mostafa50500]

@SniperKiron OH shit me too bro. !!! i swear that i'm doing the same thing !

[kildunne]

is this serious?

[NorthlandRejects]

he said every name for DICK he culd think of. lol

[MrBrent123t]

Alternatively, you can gain 140 pounds thus covering you love meat with plenty of love lard. It worked for me...although removal is hard.

[MrBrent123t]

Alternatively, you can gain 140 pounds thus covering you love meat with plenty of love lard.

[TheSelinaisinthehous]

ahh.. gotta love the banana part.. :)

[nitrodudezoom]

u know, this actually helped. i have a condition.

[songfrog89]

This video just won the award for most euphemisms.

Seriously, I have never called it an "old james dean".

[HenryBadenhorstJuer]

He has a problem, a girl walks past and he gets a hard on...? really?

[DaRkNess1400]

Why am I watching this.... I'm on a horse

[fuckyourcow]

Why am i watching this im asian, no need for hinding :)

[mistadeejayful]

y dont they have vid on how to disguise a narb?

[bundeligafan]

my penis is tiny so i don't really worry about unwanted erection

[Erika445566]

Boyfriend says tuck it between ur waitband and stomach. lol.

[streetvanbloom1234]

lol. cover the banana by covering it with even more bananas

[nanoman276]

Dude, just flip it up and put it between your waistband and stomach!

[alphakristjan]

lol @ "Shame stick" , i walk around with a boner everywhere , girls digg it !

[SpicyLiquidCornSyrup]

I saw a Mormon ad before I saw this xD

[8prithvi8]

This video is real funny !!!!!!!!!!!!

[thegig1211010]

the names he uses are fucking priceless. 

[emosaur666]

i like how at the end that narrator guy finally says penis

[lilapauser]

that s hilarious!!!!

[Spongebobvideopants]

2:12

wow he got 5 penises

[IoriYagamiKyo]

Why would I want to hide it anyway???

I want to show it!!!

It just whip it out and say: "Girlies, who wants to suck my lollipop while it's still inflated and deliciously firm?"