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  • I'm 11 what is it?

  • @DjGisME LOL WATCH MY VIDEO.........oh sorry you're under 18......wait 'til you're 13 and ask your Dad:))

  • a squid in a can.

  • @vollinfresse Hahaha.

    Looked like an abortion in a can.....

  • damn... im 14 and I need one...

  • @CrazyInfernape I'm Tempted to get one by using my card but then if my parents find out.. fucked.... lmao -_-

  • @cloud86735 lol same here dude xD. but i figured out that in some online stores you can pay it when it comes to your mail. i ordered one xD

  • i want 1 im only 15

  • @Mountaind3ws Get laid dude.....

  • @TheAnonymousFTW ಠ_ಠ

  • hhaha how would like a 15-16 year old get one of these haha

  • @Mountaind3ws same here....

  • it looks like a sexy flashlight ...lol

  • imagine looking at hentai and using this :O

  • Freaked the shit out of me when he took it out lol

  • @paintballa6969 hahaha me too!

  • why not use a real vagina?

  • @HannahM9373

    Because your gender likes to play games and tease us dudes. You should be more than willing to offer up the goods easily. It's free fun for everybody! But no, instead, your annoying ass gender likes to play hard to get. Fuck you, bitch!

    And in case you're wondering, no I do not have a fleshlight. But I am considering it to keep me from murdering bitches.

  • @EliasMaximos o_o

  • @HannahM9373 becasue you have to talk to it and call it and make it happy and buy stuff for it and take it out to dinner and it complains way to fucking much

  • @sparky100able amen!

  • I have owned a Tenga Flip hole, and they are really big and bulky and can be messy, Bit awkward to clean and can take a while to dry!! The smaller masturbation sleeves are much easier to use faster to clean and no where near as expensive!

  • the bottom comes off so you can pee, and you never have to stop using it.

  • how come every time i watch a video about a fleshlight its always some fat fucking hand

  • @drdeee6 aha i just realized that and i got kinda disturbed.

  • Gonna order it soon, after i get my credit card someday this week :S

    That will be one hell of a fleshlight :)

  • i want one right now

  • One fleshlight  69.95 +S&H ....Your right hand and key words "Big Tits" on youtube FREE !

  • warning for fans of the Fleshlight, it seems that they changed the material and quality under its originally had for about a year (it is now harder and earthy, less watery and less velvety) supposedly to improve the cleanliness of this, but whatever you prefer the concept of the best and most realistic material to finesse, if you also noticed this and are just as outraged suggest you send a complaint to the page of Fleshlight to return the old and ultra-realistic material that originally had.

  • check the video Fleshlight Vortex material (now) Vs. FL vagina original (year ago)

  • @NekoyX faggot we dont need to be edjucated on what a fucking sex toy is 

  • @killerdude150 but on spelling?

  • @fleshlightforsale how much do they cost?

  • I would but my dad would find out!

  • I have a similar version to tenga eggs in stock.

    £6.99 plus £1.10 postage for single egg

    £34.99 plus £2.50 postage for a case of 6

    Payment through paypal. Msg me for details

  • :D HAVE FUN!

  • bought one

  • you can buy these at lovetoyuk . com :)

  • who is that motherfucker show the widout jelly pussy???

  • "What do you want for christmas hun?"

    "A fles- uh nevermind"

  • ROFL OMG HAHHAHAA

  • Is it feel like pussy?

  • @letterbekmen its said to be the closest to the real thing

  • what the fuck is this man i can use such thing . i dont have to bay some ice creem not even a dinner hahahah

  • That looks gruesome. Good idea, I would totally buy it. But gruesome. LOL

  • your mom would be proud...

  • That's one of the worse things about living in amish paradise :P

  • I notice.. where videos of sex toys for boys, there is a lot of arguing, antagonizing eachother. whereas with female toys, people are like "awesome!' and 'I want one!" :D

  • I'm 14 and I live in the US, any way you can think of that i could get one of these???

  • you live in the us everything is in the us -_-

  • Australia :]

  • erm.... I always wonder and wonder before I purchase 1.... it really does feel like a pussy ?? What's the "inside" made of ?? A cloth or something ??

  • it does feel lika a real vagina yes

  • Im 15, am i allowed to get 1?

  • Ask your mom lol!!!

  • @sclerocarpets 15 and your hormones are driving you crazy

  • Im dead serious tho parents cant stop kids from masturbating and getting erections yah were smart lets sell these to 30yr virgins thats pathetic and u cant ask ur parents to buy u a sex toy WTF would that be like

  • these should be sold to teens Its practice it keeps older dudes from being losers and for the teens it gets rid of the incredible craving for sex for ... a couple hours lol

  • @Brendan2080 i couldnt agree more XD

  • @Brendan2080

    Aren't you already a loser for buying it though?

  • @TheSphereHunter Sex is ok but with a flesh light you wouldnt have to worry about pregnancy and itd feel better. Im only 16 tho so i wouldnt know.

  • @Brendan2080 im horney any one else?

  • R u rlly that stupid my dad would probably through my computer out the window if he knew i jacked it u fuckin idiot

  • please... just stop typing. You think your parents do not know what you are doing?

  • No my dad doesnt think that i do and u dont no my family so just stop talking u assume all parents no that...... wow

  • Once again, please stop typing. You honestly think your dad did not jack off when he was younger? Shit he probably jacks off now unless he has no hands.

    why do you think you are special? Why do you think you are doing something that no one else has done?

    You really think you are doing something that someone 30+ years old has not seen or done himself? You really are that stupid aren't you. Yeah a grown man does not know his son is jacking off.... idiot.

  • Dude ur retarded everyones different u assume my dad jacked off when he was younger nah he wouldnt he was always buzy to tired to do it u think that every boy does it ur way to annoying to talk to not knowing everyones different its a practical theory that every teenager boy jacks off stop trying to seem smart when u dont no what is called proof

  • Do you have any proof he did not jack off? Are you naive or just stupid? Even if he did not (which would make him ultra rare) him not thinking that you would or have or will would mean he was as naive/foolish as you.

    So which one is it, are you naive or stupid? There is very little you could do that your father has not done or thought of doing, that is, unless, once again, he is naive or stupid.

  • actually, moron, and i say that knowing your a moron by reading your post, there is PLEANTY of proof, that at least 95% of teenage boys masturbate, there are even crazier numbers that i wont get into, like the number of young boys who think about other men when masturbating, boys who eat or taste there own seamen, theres alot of info on this kind of stuff, its natural curiousity and hormones good luck not masturbating as a 15 year old guy,

  • What u are saying is a theory and u just contradicted urself smart one i have no proof and neither do u think before u type if u no what a "Theory" is then ull just stop

  • also gotta re type this, im 100% grossed out by my own comment, gay boys and eating seamen is disgusting, but its just the point that there are pleanty of surveys and research done on these matters, and if u look it up, ur dad deff jerked it , as a kid, or as an adult, most likely both and still today, as ur moms tits prob sag and her bug is prob a jungle of pubes, he prob jerks it to 18 year old shaved women, think about it kid.

  • No my dad could have jacked off but there is no proof that he did there is REASONS not proof and masturbating is his last priority and sex to so ur arguement is just saying that many guyz masturbate and have fetishes?.... ok but theres not proof that my dad jerks it end of story

  • Wow buddy, every guy masturbates at some point. Your dad did it, I promise.

  • yah i know im just saying its theoretical i no for a fact every teenager jacks off and if not just cant get hard XD

  • @conglomorateman Why do YOU think ur so special?

  • This product is shit. Do your wallet a favor and buy a cheaper toy. They are better. Head honcho for example

  • To those who want your fucking parents to buy you a fleshlight , you have to know which will suit you, like which would you prefer - a pusy, ass or mouth and what type of build and would you want it tight, super tight, or more losser etc..

    Imagine asking your mum that. "Oh yeh, please can you get me a fleshlight?"

    I want the 'pusssy' one, with the smooth inner mould and i want the either the 'tight' or 'super tight one" LMAO

    I cud get one atany time if ever i wanted too, im old enough XD

  • lol uj sick fuk :P love that tale tho XD

  • lol xD

  • luvin it

  • ಠ_ಠ

  • well put lol

  • LOL xD

  • did you ever get a fleshlight in the end? lol what hapened? your mum buy you one?

  • lol your mum got you a fleshlight for your birthday yeh right mate,

  • lucky

  • lol it looks like a squid!

  • Why do they don't sell the Fleshlight brand in pornshops?

    it's juste some 10$ cheap imitations :(

  • in my store i have the origional flesh light, also a mouth one, and an anus one. and i sell all my items at discount prices

  • i hope when i get mine(fiancee is in cali with her uncle) its not myra hodgkiss from clerks

  • especialy for dorks who cant find themselfes a girlfriend... Or like me.. :d -,-' mine is on vacation.....DOH!

  • .. want one but im only 14 so.. its fail for me ;/ lol

  • same here : (

  • same :( :L

  • same here :(

  • wtf wow

  • lol same here man.

  • same here :(

  • same with me im 13 turning 14

  • sasf

  • nice+

  • i hope that thing doesnt have pillow pants

  • I Would NEVER ask my mom 4 one, She would....Well IDK what she'd do. But Im Gnna Buy 1 when I Go 2 collage. lol im oly 14.

  • hopefully you won't need one in college :p

  • ask your mum for a fleshlight for your birthday, go on you know you want too.

  • If you guys have any questions about the product.. just ask me, I can answer your questions

  • I dont know about you guys but im gonna stick to fucking some good old fashioned PUSSY!

  • if i asked my mom for one of these i would get my ass kicked

  • What you do is borrow your moms card, buy it and just say you bought a game or something. Because it shows up on the statement as some random name which has nothing to do with the company.

  • nice man, good idea i didnt think of tht

  • LOL, ask your dad. afterall, he would relate to it. lol he was once a horny lil fucker lol. and still is. well, most men are.

  • you fail

  • where's the demo part? figured he'd open up the bottom and day-old spunk would come oozing out.

  • if i lived by myself....i would order one right now....but i live with my parents so theres no way i could get one

  • LOLOLOL

    Who the hell in their right mind would fucking post that comment?!

    "Yeah I'd get a sex toy if I were successful and didn't live in my parent's basement."

    Dude, keep that shit to yourself! Go to college, get a degree and a job! Maybe make something of yourself.

  • Obviously he was being sarcastic.

    Int3rn3t is ser3iouz buzinezs no?

  • that shit is good for the prisoner

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  • Crikey. What has this got to do with waste oil? This was in the related videos list.

    A sex toy? It looks like a giant fishing lure. Put a hook on the end and catch dinner.

  • you accidentally the whole joke

  • alright luv it

  • better to put scorpion inside

  • lol

  • Say that to a woman and her vibrator.

  • can i buy 1?

  • yeah sure google it.

  • I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT

  • I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING

  • Miscer?

  • Dammit Anon.

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