Because your gender likes to play games and tease us dudes. You should be more than willing to offer up the goods easily. It's free fun for everybody! But no, instead, your annoying ass gender likes to play hard to get. Fuck you, bitch!
And in case you're wondering, no I do not have a fleshlight. But I am considering it to keep me from murdering bitches.
@HannahM9373 becasue you have to talk to it and call it and make it happy and buy stuff for it and take it out to dinner and it complains way to fucking much
I have owned a Tenga Flip hole, and they are really big and bulky and can be messy, Bit awkward to clean and can take a while to dry!! The smaller masturbation sleeves are much easier to use faster to clean and no where near as expensive!
warning for fans of the Fleshlight, it seems that they changed the material and quality under its originally had for about a year (it is now harder and earthy, less watery and less velvety) supposedly to improve the cleanliness of this, but whatever you prefer the concept of the best and most realistic material to finesse, if you also noticed this and are just as outraged suggest you send a complaint to the page of Fleshlight to return the old and ultra-realistic material that originally had.
I notice.. where videos of sex toys for boys, there is a lot of arguing, antagonizing eachother. whereas with female toys, people are like "awesome!' and 'I want one!" :D
Im dead serious tho parents cant stop kids from masturbating and getting erections yah were smart lets sell these to 30yr virgins thats pathetic and u cant ask ur parents to buy u a sex toy WTF would that be like
these should be sold to teens Its practice it keeps older dudes from being losers and for the teens it gets rid of the incredible craving for sex for ... a couple hours lol
Once again, please stop typing. You honestly think your dad did not jack off when he was younger? Shit he probably jacks off now unless he has no hands.
why do you think you are special? Why do you think you are doing something that no one else has done?
You really think you are doing something that someone 30+ years old has not seen or done himself? You really are that stupid aren't you. Yeah a grown man does not know his son is jacking off.... idiot.
Dude ur retarded everyones different u assume my dad jacked off when he was younger nah he wouldnt he was always buzy to tired to do it u think that every boy does it ur way to annoying to talk to not knowing everyones different its a practical theory that every teenager boy jacks off stop trying to seem smart when u dont no what is called proof
Do you have any proof he did not jack off? Are you naive or just stupid? Even if he did not (which would make him ultra rare) him not thinking that you would or have or will would mean he was as naive/foolish as you.
So which one is it, are you naive or stupid? There is very little you could do that your father has not done or thought of doing, that is, unless, once again, he is naive or stupid.
actually, moron, and i say that knowing your a moron by reading your post, there is PLEANTY of proof, that at least 95% of teenage boys masturbate, there are even crazier numbers that i wont get into, like the number of young boys who think about other men when masturbating, boys who eat or taste there own seamen, theres alot of info on this kind of stuff, its natural curiousity and hormones good luck not masturbating as a 15 year old guy,
What u are saying is a theory and u just contradicted urself smart one i have no proof and neither do u think before u type if u no what a "Theory" is then ull just stop
also gotta re type this, im 100% grossed out by my own comment, gay boys and eating seamen is disgusting, but its just the point that there are pleanty of surveys and research done on these matters, and if u look it up, ur dad deff jerked it , as a kid, or as an adult, most likely both and still today, as ur moms tits prob sag and her bug is prob a jungle of pubes, he prob jerks it to 18 year old shaved women, think about it kid.
No my dad could have jacked off but there is no proof that he did there is REASONS not proof and masturbating is his last priority and sex to so ur arguement is just saying that many guyz masturbate and have fetishes?.... ok but theres not proof that my dad jerks it end of story
To those who want your fucking parents to buy you a fleshlight , you have to know which will suit you, like which would you prefer - a pusy, ass or mouth and what type of build and would you want it tight, super tight, or more losser etc..
Imagine asking your mum that. "Oh yeh, please can you get me a fleshlight?"
I want the 'pusssy' one, with the smooth inner mould and i want the either the 'tight' or 'super tight one" LMAO
I cud get one atany time if ever i wanted too, im old enough XD
i asked your mom for a fleshlight she said "well i have a better idea i'll just give you the real thing" and she pulled my pants down and sucked my cock off and i throatfucked her and she rode my cock and i came in her mouth and pussy and she moaned :) lol
What you do is borrow your moms card, buy it and just say you bought a game or something. Because it shows up on the statement as some random name which has nothing to do with the company.
I'm 11 what is it?
DjGisME 7 months ago
@DjGisME LOL WATCH MY VIDEO.........oh sorry you're under 18......wait 'til you're 13 and ask your Dad:))
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Robin42131 7 months ago
a squid in a can.
vollinfresse 8 months ago
@vollinfresse Hahaha.
Looked like an abortion in a can.....
imowtflol 8 months ago
damn... im 14 and I need one...
CrazyInfernape 8 months ago
@CrazyInfernape I'm Tempted to get one by using my card but then if my parents find out.. fucked.... lmao -_-
cloud86735 8 months ago
@cloud86735 lol same here dude xD. but i figured out that in some online stores you can pay it when it comes to your mail. i ordered one xD
zlickDude 7 months ago
i want 1 im only 15
Lamat771 8 months ago
@Mountaind3ws Get laid dude.....
TheAnonymousFTW 9 months ago
@TheAnonymousFTW ಠ_ಠ
CrazyInfernape 8 months ago
@CrazyInfernape :D
TheAnonymousFTW 8 months ago
hhaha how would like a 15-16 year old get one of these haha
SpaaacedOut 9 months ago
@Mountaind3ws same here....
derboss777 9 months ago
it looks like a sexy flashlight ...lol
guidoulolo 11 months ago
imagine looking at hentai and using this :O
tallyhoman911 1 year ago 2
Freaked the shit out of me when he took it out lol
paintballa6969 1 year ago
@paintballa6969 hahaha me too!
Subsaficial 1 year ago
why not use a real vagina?
HannahM9373 1 year ago
@HannahM9373
Because your gender likes to play games and tease us dudes. You should be more than willing to offer up the goods easily. It's free fun for everybody! But no, instead, your annoying ass gender likes to play hard to get. Fuck you, bitch!
And in case you're wondering, no I do not have a fleshlight. But I am considering it to keep me from murdering bitches.
EliasMaximos 1 year ago 2
@EliasMaximos o_o
CrazyInfernape 8 months ago
@HannahM9373 becasue you have to talk to it and call it and make it happy and buy stuff for it and take it out to dinner and it complains way to fucking much
sparky100able 1 year ago 3
@sparky100able amen!
3rdwardSquirrel 1 year ago
I have owned a Tenga Flip hole, and they are really big and bulky and can be messy, Bit awkward to clean and can take a while to dry!! The smaller masturbation sleeves are much easier to use faster to clean and no where near as expensive!
onesexforum 1 year ago
the bottom comes off so you can pee, and you never have to stop using it.
sgtbrewski 1 year ago
how come every time i watch a video about a fleshlight its always some fat fucking hand
drdeee6 1 year ago 2
@drdeee6 aha i just realized that and i got kinda disturbed.
Brendan2080 1 year ago
Gonna order it soon, after i get my credit card someday this week :S
That will be one hell of a fleshlight :)
FearlessLT 1 year ago
i want one right now
AlmightyCracker119 1 year ago
One fleshlight 69.95 +S&H ....Your right hand and key words "Big Tits" on youtube FREE !
Mr351Nova 1 year ago 7
warning for fans of the Fleshlight, it seems that they changed the material and quality under its originally had for about a year (it is now harder and earthy, less watery and less velvety) supposedly to improve the cleanliness of this, but whatever you prefer the concept of the best and most realistic material to finesse, if you also noticed this and are just as outraged suggest you send a complaint to the page of Fleshlight to return the old and ultra-realistic material that originally had.
NekoyX 1 year ago
check the video Fleshlight Vortex material (now) Vs. FL vagina original (year ago)
NekoyX 1 year ago
@NekoyX faggot we dont need to be edjucated on what a fucking sex toy is
killerdude150 1 year ago
@killerdude150 but on spelling?
hopalong142 1 year ago
@fleshlightforsale how much do they cost?
sos60joker 1 year ago
I would but my dad would find out!
grooms63941 2 years ago
I have a similar version to tenga eggs in stock.
£6.99 plus £1.10 postage for single egg
£34.99 plus £2.50 postage for a case of 6
Payment through paypal. Msg me for details
amy2003john 2 years ago
:D HAVE FUN!
Sifiyalla 2 years ago
bought one
stop8065 2 years ago
you can buy these at lovetoyuk . com :)
vserror 2 years ago
who is that motherfucker show the widout jelly pussy???
suvajitmaity 2 years ago
"What do you want for christmas hun?"
"A fles- uh nevermind"
jalapenotech 2 years ago 127
ROFL OMG HAHHAHAA
heavyarms39 2 years ago 2
Is it feel like pussy?
letterbekmen 2 years ago 2
@letterbekmen its said to be the closest to the real thing
raptormonev 2 years ago
what the fuck is this man i can use such thing . i dont have to bay some ice creem not even a dinner hahahah
roxanamonic 2 years ago 3
That looks gruesome. Good idea, I would totally buy it. But gruesome. LOL
Marcotsu 2 years ago 5
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DONT MASTURBATE, I did it and now my palms are all hairy and im starting to go blind!
Heylookaneagle 2 years ago
your mom would be proud...
Locusthorde300 2 years ago 7
That's one of the worse things about living in amish paradise :P
Wallu1991 2 years ago 7
I notice.. where videos of sex toys for boys, there is a lot of arguing, antagonizing eachother. whereas with female toys, people are like "awesome!' and 'I want one!" :D
Sifiyalla 2 years ago
I'm 14 and I live in the US, any way you can think of that i could get one of these???
grooms63941 2 years ago 3
you live in the us everything is in the us -_-
Wakfu1 2 years ago 2
Australia :]
sclerocarpets 2 years ago
erm.... I always wonder and wonder before I purchase 1.... it really does feel like a pussy ?? What's the "inside" made of ?? A cloth or something ??
JimmyLeong 2 years ago
it does feel lika a real vagina yes
KingXIV2 2 years ago
Im 15, am i allowed to get 1?
sclerocarpets 2 years ago 4
Ask your mom lol!!!
CheeeezPIC 2 years ago 9
@sclerocarpets 15 and your hormones are driving you crazy
auaiao9 1 year ago
Im dead serious tho parents cant stop kids from masturbating and getting erections yah were smart lets sell these to 30yr virgins thats pathetic and u cant ask ur parents to buy u a sex toy WTF would that be like
Brendan2080 2 years ago 2
these should be sold to teens Its practice it keeps older dudes from being losers and for the teens it gets rid of the incredible craving for sex for ... a couple hours lol
Brendan2080 2 years ago 75
@Brendan2080 i couldnt agree more XD
kuddurss 1 year ago
@Brendan2080
Aren't you already a loser for buying it though?
TheSphereHunter 1 year ago
@TheSphereHunter Sex is ok but with a flesh light you wouldnt have to worry about pregnancy and itd feel better. Im only 16 tho so i wouldnt know.
Brendan2080 1 year ago
@Brendan2080 im horney any one else?
101sawyer 1 year ago
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If you aren't mature enought to ask your mother/dad for one then you aren't mature enought to get a fleshlight.
rluix 2 years ago
R u rlly that stupid my dad would probably through my computer out the window if he knew i jacked it u fuckin idiot
Brendan2080 2 years ago
please... just stop typing. You think your parents do not know what you are doing?
conglomorateman 2 years ago
No my dad doesnt think that i do and u dont no my family so just stop talking u assume all parents no that...... wow
Brendan2080 2 years ago
Once again, please stop typing. You honestly think your dad did not jack off when he was younger? Shit he probably jacks off now unless he has no hands.
why do you think you are special? Why do you think you are doing something that no one else has done?
You really think you are doing something that someone 30+ years old has not seen or done himself? You really are that stupid aren't you. Yeah a grown man does not know his son is jacking off.... idiot.
conglomorateman 2 years ago
Dude ur retarded everyones different u assume my dad jacked off when he was younger nah he wouldnt he was always buzy to tired to do it u think that every boy does it ur way to annoying to talk to not knowing everyones different its a practical theory that every teenager boy jacks off stop trying to seem smart when u dont no what is called proof
Brendan2080 2 years ago
Do you have any proof he did not jack off? Are you naive or just stupid? Even if he did not (which would make him ultra rare) him not thinking that you would or have or will would mean he was as naive/foolish as you.
So which one is it, are you naive or stupid? There is very little you could do that your father has not done or thought of doing, that is, unless, once again, he is naive or stupid.
conglomorateman 2 years ago
actually, moron, and i say that knowing your a moron by reading your post, there is PLEANTY of proof, that at least 95% of teenage boys masturbate, there are even crazier numbers that i wont get into, like the number of young boys who think about other men when masturbating, boys who eat or taste there own seamen, theres alot of info on this kind of stuff, its natural curiousity and hormones good luck not masturbating as a 15 year old guy,
Gallant20 2 years ago
What u are saying is a theory and u just contradicted urself smart one i have no proof and neither do u think before u type if u no what a "Theory" is then ull just stop
Brendan2080 2 years ago
also gotta re type this, im 100% grossed out by my own comment, gay boys and eating seamen is disgusting, but its just the point that there are pleanty of surveys and research done on these matters, and if u look it up, ur dad deff jerked it , as a kid, or as an adult, most likely both and still today, as ur moms tits prob sag and her bug is prob a jungle of pubes, he prob jerks it to 18 year old shaved women, think about it kid.
Gallant20 2 years ago
No my dad could have jacked off but there is no proof that he did there is REASONS not proof and masturbating is his last priority and sex to so ur arguement is just saying that many guyz masturbate and have fetishes?.... ok but theres not proof that my dad jerks it end of story
Brendan2080 2 years ago
Wow buddy, every guy masturbates at some point. Your dad did it, I promise.
Semperfi1221 2 years ago
yah i know im just saying its theoretical i no for a fact every teenager jacks off and if not just cant get hard XD
Brendan2080 2 years ago 2
@conglomorateman Why do YOU think ur so special?
sclerocarpets 2 years ago
This product is shit. Do your wallet a favor and buy a cheaper toy. They are better. Head honcho for example
silvermanlarry 2 years ago
To those who want your fucking parents to buy you a fleshlight , you have to know which will suit you, like which would you prefer - a pusy, ass or mouth and what type of build and would you want it tight, super tight, or more losser etc..
Imagine asking your mum that. "Oh yeh, please can you get me a fleshlight?"
I want the 'pusssy' one, with the smooth inner mould and i want the either the 'tight' or 'super tight one" LMAO
I cud get one atany time if ever i wanted too, im old enough XD
thetalentedmrman 2 years ago 10
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i asked your mom for a fleshlight she said "well i have a better idea i'll just give you the real thing" and she pulled my pants down and sucked my cock off and i throatfucked her and she rode my cock and i came in her mouth and pussy and she moaned :) lol
ahCmonWTF 2 years ago 26
lol uj sick fuk :P love that tale tho XD
HogTown97 2 years ago
lol xD
ahCmonWTF 2 years ago
luvin it
DJSayers92 2 years ago
ಠ_ಠ
DX231 2 years ago
well put lol
Brendan2080 2 years ago
LOL xD
skaterboy379 2 years ago
did you ever get a fleshlight in the end? lol what hapened? your mum buy you one?
thetalentedmrman 2 years ago
lol your mum got you a fleshlight for your birthday yeh right mate,
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VictoriasVibrators 2 years ago
lucky
hahahanoobs 2 years ago
lol it looks like a squid!
LordHines420 2 years ago
Why do they don't sell the Fleshlight brand in pornshops?
it's juste some 10$ cheap imitations :(
IloveAlexisBledel689 2 years ago
in my store i have the origional flesh light, also a mouth one, and an anus one. and i sell all my items at discount prices
passionfiretoys 2 years ago
i hope when i get mine(fiancee is in cali with her uncle) its not myra hodgkiss from clerks
MetroidFreak12 2 years ago 3
especialy for dorks who cant find themselfes a girlfriend... Or like me.. :d -,-' mine is on vacation.....DOH!
weedwacker8 2 years ago
.. want one but im only 14 so.. its fail for me ;/ lol
apeeas 2 years ago 11
same here : (
ridemyhandlebars 2 years ago 2
same :( :L
1hdude1 2 years ago
same here :(
ultrAslanx10x 2 years ago
wtf wow
xxdragondoomxx 2 years ago
lol same here man.
fuzzyballs8726 2 years ago
same here :(
StrawBerryJam666 2 years ago
same with me im 13 turning 14
hahahanoobs 2 years ago
sasf
poopsmoothpot 2 years ago
nice+
ficer13 2 years ago
i hope that thing doesnt have pillow pants
JReyes123 2 years ago 5
I Would NEVER ask my mom 4 one, She would....Well IDK what she'd do. But Im Gnna Buy 1 when I Go 2 collage. lol im oly 14.
lozerswerebowties 2 years ago
hopefully you won't need one in college :p
chris4o5 2 years ago
ask your mum for a fleshlight for your birthday, go on you know you want too.
thetalentedmrman 2 years ago 2
If you guys have any questions about the product.. just ask me, I can answer your questions
PlanetDip 2 years ago
I dont know about you guys but im gonna stick to fucking some good old fashioned PUSSY!
wedderburn1986 2 years ago
if i asked my mom for one of these i would get my ass kicked
wynnewoodswim08 2 years ago 5
What you do is borrow your moms card, buy it and just say you bought a game or something. Because it shows up on the statement as some random name which has nothing to do with the company.
ShadowXXD 2 years ago
nice man, good idea i didnt think of tht
wynnewoodswim08 2 years ago
LOL, ask your dad. afterall, he would relate to it. lol he was once a horny lil fucker lol. and still is. well, most men are.
thetalentedmrman 2 years ago 4
you fail
RAAtimmahh 2 years ago 2
where's the demo part? figured he'd open up the bottom and day-old spunk would come oozing out.
RetroBoyWontDie 3 years ago 10
if i lived by myself....i would order one right now....but i live with my parents so theres no way i could get one
speaker3600 3 years ago
LOLOLOL
Who the hell in their right mind would fucking post that comment?!
"Yeah I'd get a sex toy if I were successful and didn't live in my parent's basement."
Dude, keep that shit to yourself! Go to college, get a degree and a job! Maybe make something of yourself.
Sp0s 2 years ago 4
Obviously he was being sarcastic.
Int3rn3t is ser3iouz buzinezs no?
ShoeMage 2 years ago 2
that shit is good for the prisoner
10DEEEP 3 years ago 5
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Laben3000 3 years ago
Crikey. What has this got to do with waste oil? This was in the related videos list.
A sex toy? It looks like a giant fishing lure. Put a hook on the end and catch dinner.
bored1980 3 years ago 8
you accidentally the whole joke
BrendanIsCool 3 years ago 7
alright luv it
candycane520 3 years ago
better to put scorpion inside
Dusty6y 3 years ago 6
lol
thetalentedmrman 2 years ago
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its called a HAND!
dont waste your money on a squishy hole
OR GO AND GET THE REAL THING
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hurricaneLYDIA 3 years ago
Say that to a woman and her vibrator.
KrazeRage 3 years ago 5
can i buy 1?
BLOWOUTCARDSDOTCOM 3 years ago
yeah sure google it.
onlytruthI00 3 years ago
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE FLESHLIGHT
BrendanIsCool 3 years ago 13
I ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING
xam714 3 years ago
Miscer?
HandyAndy229 3 years ago
Dammit Anon.
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codnose 3 years ago