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  • The trumpet don't belong in a damn band

  • 3 people don't have a sense of humor!!!

  • LMFAO @ 0:49

    ...hellmouth.

  • funnnnny....!

  • I need to start watching this now. :P

  • Boy that's some funny $%!/$

  • trumpet torrment me

  • "Both yer eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of yer headholes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton, cause he ate the flesh." LMFAO

  • The song is so messed up that it's funny! XD

  • Trumpet torment me!

    

  • Haha this show was the best

  • This is my ringtone!

  • Trumpet torment me!

  • trumpet torment me

  • I can't find the full episode. It's mt favorite and I haven't watched it in a year. If someone could find it. That would be the shit!!! lol

  • His song is pretty accurate. If you read revalations locusts, boils, rivers of blood (etc...) are all signs of the end of the world.

  • "YOU BEST SUBMIT TO YER HUSBAND"

  • like a toothpick for his hell mouth.

  • i love the part when he says the locusts swoop down from on high , he closes his eyes likes its a spiritual LMFAO

  • That's the one... that is PISSING ME OFF! Lol'd so hard

  • @linuz011 ikr

  • Early should make a Christian cd. I'd buy it!

  • 2 ppl were taken by the locust that swoop down from on high

  • Don't touch tha trim!

  • I'm going to sing this in church

  • easily one of my fav episodes

  • Witch episode was this one

  • the trumpet tormentin me

  • Actually he means radial bone, or radius. "radial ulna" is not correct do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

  • You mean, "radial ULNA", not "bone", but whatever. I'm still laughing regardless. This is my favorite country/religious song. It SHOULD be played to little kids in school and church! Haha!

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  • you best submit to your husband, lest your organs be devoured, by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below, by the code of Hammurabi, both your eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of your head holes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton cause he also ate the flesh off, he will use your radial bone like a toothpick for his hellmouth...

    what an upbeat cheery song ^^

    they should play this to little kids in school

  • this songs AWESOME

  • I need some pine cone liquor now

  • I NEED THIS RINGTONE!!!!

  • Git tar

    Trumpit tormit me!

  • @crosscountrywv

    your a pussy

  • Don't touch tha trim!

  • @nholt now, now dammit u said I could drive!

  • now i wait for a reply to these comments and sit back and lmao at them no? yes,yes i do,when theyre funny enough anyway,hopefully these replys are so to whomever it may or may not concer.... REPLY AWAY!

  • young grasshoppa all he should know in the arts of music and why a trumpet doesnt belong in a band,teach honorable sensay,or am i not ready to learn such knowladge? im probably not

  • do instruments belong in a band early squid? perhaps,perhaps not? do impart me some of your gold mine of musical knowladge upon my humble little gold nuggets worth yes,sprinkle it with goldmine gold nugget knowledge dust that it may adhere to it and grow little by little like a jawbreaker in one of those spinning machine things does over time that i may have a slightly larger nugget o knowladge,yes and that this nugget may grow up to be a gold mine that does what you do one day,teach...

  • @LookingDownThe45 what if i touched the trim? would it make a rip in the space time continuim or a time paradox? and someones gonna have to sew that up and it aint gonna be me!,so itd be YOU who sews it up? is that why you dont want me touching the trim quoth the squidbillies theme song? i bet it is =0.0= do you like my kitty cat? it SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH!....if you dont like it,not really just playing.... but its not, OR IS IT?!, im bored not crazy nor serious of course,just playing

  • sounds like something id probably say in band before i learned to speak the language of band geek and sheet music,"play the low pitchy one!" sounds like something id write to play at a church lmao!,i love the low pitchy notes!,im still speaking like a toddler compared to my past fellow band mates in comparison its kind of sad really, but still funny

  • :12 the lady squid playing steel guitar LOL

  • @BlueCollarSurvival LOL the lady playing the stell guitar hillarious!

  • @nholt huge finger nails

  • LOL..whats funny is that he's describing much of what is actually depicted in the bible. I believe in God but I can see how people look at us like we're weird.

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  • Guy is just reading the bible...big deal.

  • Trumpet torment me.

  • My bad to much Hash this morning HINSON*

  • The Country music herd in this cartoon is "unknown henson" thats his name Unknown

  • He is also known as ( Stuart D Baker)

    @RodGlisinin

  • Its a crying shame that the best new country music is sung by a cartoon squid.

  • @crosscountrywv Who just happens to be voiced by Unknown Hinson, not so much a shame!

  • @crosscountrywv you could always just buy unknown hinsons albums... seeing as how its his music in the show

  • i beilve this is gospel O.o

  • @crosscountrywv have you listened to any Unkown Hinson? He is the guy that does the voice of Early.

  • So true....

  • finally, I couldn't find this for the longest time thanks Grandgore

  • that episode played yesterday! i love this song!

  • I played in that band!

  • Squidbillies is the BEST SHOW EVER!!!!

  • lmfgdao i love this fuckin song

  • best song ever

  • thank u god

  • best song ever.

  • I LOVE SQUIDBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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