"Both yer eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of yer headholes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton, cause he ate the flesh." LMFAO
You mean, "radial ULNA", not "bone", but whatever. I'm still laughing regardless. This is my favorite country/religious song. It SHOULD be played to little kids in school and church! Haha!
you best submit to your husband, lest your organs be devoured, by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below, by the code of Hammurabi, both your eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of your head holes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton cause he also ate the flesh off, he will use your radial bone like a toothpick for his hellmouth...
now i wait for a reply to these comments and sit back and lmao at them no? yes,yes i do,when theyre funny enough anyway,hopefully these replys are so to whomever it may or may not concer.... REPLY AWAY!
young grasshoppa all he should know in the arts of music and why a trumpet doesnt belong in a band,teach honorable sensay,or am i not ready to learn such knowladge? im probably not
do instruments belong in a band early squid? perhaps,perhaps not? do impart me some of your gold mine of musical knowladge upon my humble little gold nuggets worth yes,sprinkle it with goldmine gold nugget knowledge dust that it may adhere to it and grow little by little like a jawbreaker in one of those spinning machine things does over time that i may have a slightly larger nugget o knowladge,yes and that this nugget may grow up to be a gold mine that does what you do one day,teach...
@LookingDownThe45 what if i touched the trim? would it make a rip in the space time continuim or a time paradox? and someones gonna have to sew that up and it aint gonna be me!,so itd be YOU who sews it up? is that why you dont want me touching the trim quoth the squidbillies theme song? i bet it is =0.0= do you like my kitty cat? it SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH!....if you dont like it,not really just playing.... but its not, OR IS IT?!, im bored not crazy nor serious of course,just playing
sounds like something id probably say in band before i learned to speak the language of band geek and sheet music,"play the low pitchy one!" sounds like something id write to play at a church lmao!,i love the low pitchy notes!,im still speaking like a toddler compared to my past fellow band mates in comparison its kind of sad really, but still funny
LOL..whats funny is that he's describing much of what is actually depicted in the bible. I believe in God but I can see how people look at us like we're weird.
The trumpet don't belong in a damn band
kevinthefox 3 weeks ago
3 people don't have a sense of humor!!!
perladelsur1981 1 month ago
LMFAO @ 0:49
...hellmouth.
bigdaddynumbah1 1 month ago
funnnnny....!
yosef59 3 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
I need to start watching this now. :P
ccrimsonfox 5 months ago
Boy that's some funny $%!/$
MsBrianbanks 5 months ago
trumpet torrment me
jessec71 6 months ago
"Both yer eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of yer headholes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton, cause he ate the flesh." LMFAO
ChikaraGuy 6 months ago 3
The song is so messed up that it's funny! XD
Katana991 6 months ago 2
Trumpet torment me!
eneru234 6 months ago
Haha this show was the best
indiemuzak 6 months ago
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fastlap48 6 months ago
This is my ringtone!
jositohacturas 6 months ago
Trumpet torment me!
mrboombasticx 6 months ago in playlist FUNNY 2
trumpet torment me
leoffensive 7 months ago
I can't find the full episode. It's mt favorite and I haven't watched it in a year. If someone could find it. That would be the shit!!! lol
dooman251 7 months ago
His song is pretty accurate. If you read revalations locusts, boils, rivers of blood (etc...) are all signs of the end of the world.
shadowfangirl4life 7 months ago
"YOU BEST SUBMIT TO YER HUSBAND"
mrjoox2 7 months ago 3
like a toothpick for his hell mouth.
66sjones 7 months ago
i love the part when he says the locusts swoop down from on high , he closes his eyes likes its a spiritual LMFAO
mrsmelaniemartin 7 months ago 2
That's the one... that is PISSING ME OFF! Lol'd so hard
linuz011 8 months ago 5
@linuz011 ikr
Gyyrh 6 months ago
Early should make a Christian cd. I'd buy it!
chrisz71 8 months ago
2 ppl were taken by the locust that swoop down from on high
fignewton0000 8 months ago 5
Don't touch tha trim!
nholt 8 months ago
I'm going to sing this in church
RobDiaz97 9 months ago 7
easily one of my fav episodes
kingbowserxl 9 months ago
Witch episode was this one
pixjst1 9 months ago
the trumpet tormentin me
FrenchToast475 9 months ago 4
Actually he means radial bone, or radius. "radial ulna" is not correct do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.
ELGRINGOE 9 months ago
You mean, "radial ULNA", not "bone", but whatever. I'm still laughing regardless. This is my favorite country/religious song. It SHOULD be played to little kids in school and church! Haha!
Althman 10 months ago 2
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HERALDHERALD 9 months ago in playlist SquidUnknown
you best submit to your husband, lest your organs be devoured, by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below, by the code of Hammurabi, both your eyeballs will be taken, they'll be plucked out of your head holes, and shown to your body, which is now just a skeleton cause he also ate the flesh off, he will use your radial bone like a toothpick for his hellmouth...
what an upbeat cheery song ^^
they should play this to little kids in school
frankomisko 10 months ago 12
this songs AWESOME
kamacazi8 11 months ago 2
I need some pine cone liquor now
jacgarrettt 1 year ago
I NEED THIS RINGTONE!!!!
citizen6cyx 1 year ago 2
Git tar
Trumpit tormit me!
nholt 1 year ago 2
@crosscountrywv
your a pussy
lemonchicken69 1 year ago
Don't touch tha trim!
nholt 1 year ago 5
@nholt now, now dammit u said I could drive!
torrentANONYMOUScodc 1 year ago
now i wait for a reply to these comments and sit back and lmao at them no? yes,yes i do,when theyre funny enough anyway,hopefully these replys are so to whomever it may or may not concer.... REPLY AWAY!
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
young grasshoppa all he should know in the arts of music and why a trumpet doesnt belong in a band,teach honorable sensay,or am i not ready to learn such knowladge? im probably not
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
do instruments belong in a band early squid? perhaps,perhaps not? do impart me some of your gold mine of musical knowladge upon my humble little gold nuggets worth yes,sprinkle it with goldmine gold nugget knowledge dust that it may adhere to it and grow little by little like a jawbreaker in one of those spinning machine things does over time that i may have a slightly larger nugget o knowladge,yes and that this nugget may grow up to be a gold mine that does what you do one day,teach...
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
@LookingDownThe45 what if i touched the trim? would it make a rip in the space time continuim or a time paradox? and someones gonna have to sew that up and it aint gonna be me!,so itd be YOU who sews it up? is that why you dont want me touching the trim quoth the squidbillies theme song? i bet it is =0.0= do you like my kitty cat? it SHALL EAT YOUR FLESH!....if you dont like it,not really just playing.... but its not, OR IS IT?!, im bored not crazy nor serious of course,just playing
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
sounds like something id probably say in band before i learned to speak the language of band geek and sheet music,"play the low pitchy one!" sounds like something id write to play at a church lmao!,i love the low pitchy notes!,im still speaking like a toddler compared to my past fellow band mates in comparison its kind of sad really, but still funny
kghsbassboy 1 year ago
:12 the lady squid playing steel guitar LOL
BlueCollarSurvival 1 year ago 2
@BlueCollarSurvival LOL the lady playing the stell guitar hillarious!
nholt 1 year ago 3
@nholt huge finger nails
BlueCollarSurvival 1 year ago
LOL..whats funny is that he's describing much of what is actually depicted in the bible. I believe in God but I can see how people look at us like we're weird.
BlueCollarSurvival 1 year ago
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This so funny.... There you go, That's the one, that's pissin' me off!
racassady69 1 year ago
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racassady69 1 year ago
Guy is just reading the bible...big deal.
SheeerHeartAttack 1 year ago
Trumpet torment me.
lunchboxattacks1 1 year ago
My bad to much Hash this morning HINSON*
RodGlisinin 1 year ago
The Country music herd in this cartoon is "unknown henson" thats his name Unknown
RodGlisinin 1 year ago
He is also known as ( Stuart D Baker)
@RodGlisinin
RodGlisinin 1 year ago
Its a crying shame that the best new country music is sung by a cartoon squid.
crosscountrywv 1 year ago 69
@crosscountrywv Who just happens to be voiced by Unknown Hinson, not so much a shame!
TitansAddict 1 year ago
@crosscountrywv you could always just buy unknown hinsons albums... seeing as how its his music in the show
animalmother669 1 year ago
i beilve this is gospel O.o
sasuke664 1 year ago
@crosscountrywv have you listened to any Unkown Hinson? He is the guy that does the voice of Early.
blueridger28 1 year ago
So true....
motolife13 1 year ago
finally, I couldn't find this for the longest time thanks Grandgore
superbuickm3xiii 1 year ago
that episode played yesterday! i love this song!
sasuke664 2 years ago
I played in that band!
richmeister1 2 years ago
Squidbillies is the BEST SHOW EVER!!!!
missyishot 2 years ago 47
lmfgdao i love this fuckin song
madmike42345 2 years ago
best song ever
ClayShack8 2 years ago
thank u god
lilmatt316 2 years ago
best song ever.
Hammersmashedfoot 2 years ago
I LOVE SQUIDBILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
seatonk3 2 years ago