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  • America has always been "uber up-tight" about sex. But really I have to agree that a bunch of thuggy wanna-be teenie-boppers shouldn't be "grinding" at a high school dance.

  • If my hard-on takes a slight left turn does that count as "sexual bending?" I hope not cause I don`t want to get kicked off the dance floor.

  • Simply get a boom box, and play the music outside the school that has the dance.

  • How about skip the dance and go get a motel room. That way you dance anyway you want to, or, get drunk have nasty sex with your date uninterrupted.

  • freaky. its as if the ugly shadow of the "Old,(Puritan=white Taliban!!!), USA" is still repressing peoples lives at every minute level..............when will those unbearable, archaic, annoying dolts fade out?? to bad the 60's didnt finish them off for good!

  • wow, im so glad that's not my high school.

  • LOL , it's called grinding.

  • LOL.

  • why is it necessary ti simulate sex while dancing? What is wrong with people today?

  • Welcome to uber uptight America.

  • we arent in kansas anymore

  • So.. They've banned.. Walking? If both feet have to be on the floor...

  • So...did you ever get a video of how these kids danced lol? These rules are ridiculous.

  • @PrincessPKU yeah i know i was wondering the samething lmao

  • @PrincessPKU the dance was not actually videotaped as the rumors say. that teachers and principal always said stupid shit to try and get us to follow their stupid rules. i mean for crying out loud we couldnt even wear hats during school hours. but the dance went on like any other high school dance

  • Grinding and or bubbling and or daggering are awesome! all you haters are just mad cuss you didn't get to try

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  • I just can't believe how retarded you two are in this video.

    I want to give you the benefit of the doubt in that you're old and ignorant of today's school dances... but the videos are out there. You people are sick...

  • Okay, I usually like TYT, but this is just complete ignorant overly-liberal BS.

    I go to high school.

    The so-called "dancing" is disgusting. NO ONE dances. All it is is girls grinding to the extreme all over guys and the guys GETTING OFF to it on the dance floor. It's kids groping each other, it's basically sex on the dance floor. (BTW, ACTUAL INTERCOURSE HAS TAKEN PLACE---KIDS GROUP AROUND A COUPLE TO HIDE IT. YES. SICK AND UNBELIEVABLE)

  • In a nearby school they actually had a workshop dedicated to dancing appropriately! No one came...

  • i would hate to be in that school

  • @muntasir20 trust me its not the best place when it comes to student activities. its lame. '09 Alumn

  • both feet on the floor the entire time. thats got to be the whitest dance ever.

  • @np02058 well....if you count michael jackson as black...moonwalking is a move you don't have to lift feet off the ground

  • Sex is evil?... sure its a natural urge that arises in every human being on earth and we are all born with sexual organs for a reason but lets all pretend it doesn't exist. Lets blindfold every person on earth, put earplugs in every ear, and even try to somehow keep people from "imagining" having sex. Oh but lets make video games in which you can pretend to kill other people. But don't show a nipple... it's somehow more explicit than the rest of the breast... sigh.

  • Shiiiiiitttt I'm in the south we do wutever the fuck we want @ school dances, the lights go off and everything happens

  • My school has the same rules and I live in socal! xD my mom told me that we should shuffle. Basically, the teachers can't say "no freaking" because then the parents want to know what freaking is, and it's not pretty. All the people who are gonna grind stay in the center, while everyone else is on the outskirts doing this weird twitch dance similar to "disturbia" by rhianna. it's creepy.

  • HAHA I go to Union Grove High School, people still dance like that!

  • both feet on the floor? you might as well of just outlawed dancing

  • fuck. i live in wisconsin.. this sucks

  • Both feet on the floor at all times? A school in Wisconsin, in effect banned the polka? Outrageouse

  • Oh crap I feel another Kevin Bacon movie being made.

  • it doesnt matter they can ban it at a school that doesnt mean they will forget, so they just gotta wait til they 18, a house party, club, and any other party

  • Cmon man, kids can't have any fun anymore! Wheres the fun in dancing if you cant grind each other, or the girl cant shove her ba bam bams or "butt-ocks" in the guys face?

    I'm tellin you, 20 years from now we'll be living in sterile white/grey neighborhoods with no fun at all.

  • @2edsajdmsa that's what the social engineers want dood

  • haha this was my high school!!!

  • 1:08 : the look on Ana's face... that classic "WTF!?!" look... priceless!

  • It's like the British Railworkers, there's rules for how to cross the line. (And complex ones at that.)

  • Cenk is such a funny guy

  • How do you keep both feet on the floor at allll times? What about walking? lol

  • Cenk is hilarious. :)

  • once you get a fake ID and beer you don't need no dance privileges

  • al that will happen is im gonna show up with wristbands for sale

  • as someone who goes to a school with disgusting things happening every dance on the dance floor these rules make perfect sense to me. It isn't just grinding kids are doing.

  • @dancealittlemore

    Thats right! They're also grinding and even GRINDING!

  • @ballsy101 no kids at my school literally have sex on the dance floor.

  • @dancealittlemore well ok then they need to stop that and get a room.

  • Christian side hug

  • Thank God I never went to prom.

  • @lonelysith66 cuz no one would wanna hang out with you.....

  • @TokimotoAkira1980 Hell, better than doing the nasty of the dance floor.

    XP

  • Is there a youtube video of this dancing procedures?

  • I get it Cenk, you are trying to be funny in your comments but you did NOT pay attention to what she read and misrepresented the warning policy. It said one warning means cutting off your wristband. If found dancing inappropiately WITHOUT a wristband. THEN, you are kicked out.

  • Yawn, yawn!! She needs to be TOPLESS...

  • BLAH BLAH BLAH...my rules of dancing = THERE ARE NO RULES expect for 2 things...have fun & don't be a prick..WHO WANTS TO RIOT & REINSTATE RIDING CHEEKS??

  • Selling wristbands, anyone interested?

  • Wisconsin's new hottest dance moves: The Waddle

  • Yeah... this is retarded. Teenagers have hormones, this stuff is gonna happen. And if you suppress it, it will only become more aggressive. For example, america. I rest my case.

  • Damn, those rules are worse than the rules at my School's Prom!

    (I'm from Tennessee)

  • I went to this school. People are skanks- you could see vajayjay at any given moment. No kidding.

  • @treeners016 that is too true unfortunately. I heard that everyone just broke the rules anyway, and some of the teachers didnt even do anything about it. lmao I do remember a time, I believe it was our junior prom, when Anderson was grinding with another teacher. i dont remember which one tho. lmao

  • Think how much more interesting those high school musical movies would've been, if they'd incorporated this rule...

    At my high school, they just told us no grinding or making out at the dance. damn

  • haha im going to be going to this school next year

  • @Tony15339 well have fun with that....its a lame school. i should know....i used to go there. and watch out, their VP is apparently a major nazi bitch

  • @Tony15339 be a rebel buzz

  • So these students are expected to dance as if they were septuagenarians? Just shuffling about with their feet never leaving the floor? I laugh and spit upon these so-called "rules".

  • @CoryMassacre2 ya i go to that skool and we dont listn to the rule we keep danceing like that and when we get kicked out we just go party

  • See what happens when you can't call people "stupid".

    People get more stupid.

  • Seriously.

    None of the big boys upstairs, the rule makers, none of them have a brain cell to laugh at this mockery of law & justice then toss our those ridiculous proposals?

    Sexual bending... Immediately after hearing it I make a shriveled handicapped face as if I smelled a fart then grunt "the fuck is this shit?"

    Nobody does this??

  • I think they are meaning the Dirty dancing" hip hop dancing that happens today. Grinding and stuff...

  • 1111 ratings, I FUCKING SEE THOSE NUMBERS EVERYWHERE WHY WHY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY­Y

  • ok this is going too far, i mean all of us know that highschool dances are nothing but sex wth clothes on (and often the real thing during or after) and yes it is kinda disturbing/unsettling but let us have our fun, just because i don't engage in or particularly enjoy that style of dancing doesn't mean im against it, remove the ban.

  • I think Cenk should have his wristband cut for the keywords you guys put in this video

  • Haha!! I went there. =)

    That school is a shithole.

    And yes, they do dance in the hallways... in front of the bathrooms that people drink and smoke pot in. (shh, that's a secret)

  • Why would anybody be stupid enough to smoke pot in a US high school?

    Do they WANT to get caught, expelled, arrested, sent to federal prison, and anally raped by cholos for the next 5 years?

  • Hell if I know. But it DID happen... A Lot. (also in the bathroom in the wood shop)

  • @nick53182 i dont remember seeing that shit...

  • Absolute tomfoolery. Tom Herman has gone too far. As if this fool has not caused enough trouble in that damned school in the past, now his name is famous for this new policy. And thanks uber conservative religious rightist school board. You sellouts...

    New school song for UGHS:

    Forget the future, embrace the past,

    we'll breed incestuously, until we're all that'll last.

    We'll make new policies, as poor as Herman's ethics,

    and enforce them blindly, with another written appendix.

  • lol

  • @darcflame37 THE HERMANATOR STRIKES AGAIN!!!!

    Hmm. Do you guys still call him that? He used to get pissed of when we did. =)

  • So I take it Footloose was based in Wisconsin....

  • I live in Wisconsin and as a concerned parent I must say that the octopus hunting season is looser than a a gopher in a chipmunk's washroom. IT'S TERRORISM THAT ATE THE COBBLER

  • no matter what, they're still gonna dance like that, this is so dumb.

  • lmfao

    This really shouldn't be funny, but it is.

  • This video was retarded.

  • First dress codes, now this? All in all you're just another brick in the wall.

  • yep another brick like you wrote

  • Formative years don't matter. Its what you do after.There are plenty of kids who go to private schools or military academy who probably do just fine.

  • You know, this would be a laughing matter if kids 18 and under weren't behaving in such an unseemly fashion.

    But they are, which is why I sympathize with the school completely. Some of the dances that are out there now really do look like nothing more than simulated sex. It's completely inappropriate, and I have to applaud a school willing to call people on it.

    As for the wording, well, if you're not specific, you're going to run into trouble because of "vagueness." So, yeah, so much for that.

  • only Safety Dances are allowed!

  • @thepermman haha nice one!

  • o.O Wow...Sucks to live there (from the dancing rule at least).

    Also the rules are a little inaccurate, and impossible to follow. Both feet on the dancefloor? So...what? You're basically supposed to be cemented on the ground and not take so much as a step? It's like walking isn't allowed.

  • Sounds like something you might find in utah, but wisconsin.

  • I used to live in Wisconsin! But I moved somewhere else instead.

  • So, I guess that dancing (As defined by the guidelines) amounts to standing (With feet on the floor at all times) around in a dance position. (Also, I accidentally rated the video 1 star, sorry.)

  • OMFG IM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE SUPER BOWL ADDD.

    GODDAMMIT YOUTUBE STOP WITH THE ADDS.

    use to liek you back before adds...

  • This is really funny!! Although I must say that dancing is really fucking stupid and I don't give a fuck. Fuck the world!

  • it's footloose.....lol

  • Those are called standards and practices. :)

  • No grinding? Makes sense to me. Being all slutty and whorish is a new trend that needs to stop amongst the teens.

    When you get older you can be as filthy as you want for all I care.

  • I get what they are trying to do with the regulations. But couldn't they have just said something like "no grinding or otherwise lurid or offensive sexual moves or simulated sexual acts while dancing" and left it at that or are they having such an issue that they needed to spell it out? The wrist band idea isn't bad - you are warned once and have it cut off - then if you are caught again you are booted out. Sounds fair. Hopefully the kids still get to have a good time.

  • what hey need 2 do is teach these young kids how to have sex and use drugs safley they will do and use them anyway might as well make them good at it so you can feel safe when they leave your house the kids i help out in the shelter i lurh at have my complete trust

  • Why does an ugly beast like ijustine post a video and every other comment is "shes hot" or "id do her", but a chick like this Ana chick in this video is like 100 times hotter than someone like ijustine and I see no comments. WTF this chick deserves some recognition!

  • @OpinionatedJerk yeah id agree, ijustine isnt that pretty, she looks like shes 35 and has no talent or brain. ana has a brain, some culture and can actually talk about things going on in the world. i still have no idea how ijustine vids get like 4 or 5 stars. she seriously sucks and anyone who actually likes her videos content are idiots.

  • No perreo? =(

  • What the town needs is a plucky, young kevin Bacon to go in and teach them to liberate themselved through the majesty of dance. Not to run away from the natural human inclinations to get down and funky and possibly jiggy wit it.

  • @toothbeaver  LMAO

  • IF Wisconsin insists on behaving in such a right wing WING NUT fashion, I will NOT buy ANY cheese from that obviously godforsaken state. IMPORTED for me and my man!!!

  • Nice, so THIS is how Wisconsin gets some national recognition other than cheese. :P

    THANKS union grove! lmao

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  • hey! u answered your own question!!

  • LMAO school administrators in wisconisn are such conservative loosers ! :)

  • its wrong god sias man shalt t lay with man cind

  • Wow, these rules took fail to a whole new level.

  • i live in wisconsin! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!­!

  • Now hands on the knees???

    Wow I really wouldn't know what to do at a dance with no procedures.

    How can you have both feet on the dance floor at all times? When you step you lift a foot off the ground.

  • Its a big joke buy the school staff. There turning the gym into a roller rink so that they can get kids to skate there on weekends and spend their hard earned money so that the school can actually afford to keep the sports program in the current economy. That is why feet on the ground at all times.

  • Hahaha if both feet are on the floor at all times that means NO WALKING IS ALLOWED! NO WALKING! SLIDING IS THE ONLY WAY AROUND!!! Fun eh?

  • There gonna be doing the electric slide and moon walk all night.

  • there are good reasons to have rules against immoral behavior, but they do make good points.

  • i hate america.

    i want to leave. love it or leave it

    i pick LEAVE IT. please get me out of here.

  • and america hates you commie

  • i am not a communist and your stupid enough to think it is a insult.

    america hates me, what does that mean. if your conservative you can hate this country and want to leave. you think africans are wrong to want to leave african.

    america hates me, really so america is a entity that is conscious and hates me.

    yeah your insane. america hates you because your stupid and dont know how to be a citizen.

  • oh im sorry ms. i didnt know id hurt your feelings so bad. i was just joking but whatever you enjoy being a cry baby bitch

  • are you under the age of 18, you seem like it.

    so in what why do you think you effect me. you seem strange.

  • bro you need to chill its just the internet and if anyones acting like a child its you. i didnt mean to get you so riled up that you would feel the need to insult me. if you have any other hobbies besides the computer id suggest trying them for while or your just gonna keep hating life

  • what the hell are you talking about. you are the one that responded to me and then I responded rationally to you, with use of some humor as well. then you called me a bitch.

    you just draw a conclusion that is not only illogical, but also completely hypocritical and if true would invalidate your whole argument.

    epic fail dude epic fail.

    i have other hobbies, you are the one that responded to me, you are the one that started this. you are the one with the problem. use a mirror

  • bro you really need to chill. i dont know what i did to make you so angry but i do know you should just let it go. its not worth getting this worked up over comments on the internet. you just need to grow up and stop acting like a little kid

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  • Me too.America is a communist piece of shit Country. I'm actually heading off to Amsterdam soon. It's great there.. Just need my greencard finalized :))

  • you lucky asshole. fuck you didnt your mother ever tell you not to brag about your good fortunes.

    amsterdam, i wish i was you.

  • LOL I'm gona go crazy getting baked every day without fear of pigs busting down my door

  • yeah you actually live in a free country, whats that going to be like

    smoke one for me, bro. just remember most people cant get out, dont fuck up your chance to get away from the insanity.

  • @MrMaryJanes take me with niggaaaa

  • me too

  • @thesparitan, i just said that to my sis last night, i hate this fuckin mess of a country now. We have become some police state where we give up freedoms for the illusion of safety and as long as we keep working 80 hour weeks, voting on amer. idol and playing w IPhones everything is cool. Let these idiots indoctrinate our kids and stifle them with rules as we trade in all our freedoms so the govt can control us even more. Sad sad country, europeans know how to actually live

  • Hell yea. Not only that employer in this economy get the balls to say stuff like, "Be lucky you have a job" and even though you already knew that they use it as an excuse to make you do $18 an hour work for $8 an hour, with almost nil benefits. It is an employer's market right now and look at what scenarios are unfolding. I'm not saying that it is like this everywhere, but I am calling like I see it where I see it. In my own backyard.

  • @mwp983 /agree

  • @mwp983 Im down

  • hahaha

  • Do they know that you can't get prego like that??? LOL

  • maggot :)

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  • but I can see where the school is coming from, i skipped my prom and all I heard from friends who went is that it sucked! and all the kids there were just grinding to rap and there was no real fun.

  • they are seriously sexually crippling kids today. Parents just fucking talk to your kids! Its not hard, just say "Hey lets talk" yeah is awkward, but it needs to be done.

  • LETS LAUGH Search "ELmovans" and i garantee ill make you laugh

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  • wait, Both feet must remain on the dance floor at all times? That's just stupid.

  • I usually agree with what these people are saying, but they just tend to annoy me. I guess that's why they're not real anchors.

  • Wow.....can't believe this!

  • LOOL WTF HOW DOES AN ALIZEE VIDEO show up in related?!

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  • Dance policy and procedures? Of course you definitely should have dance policies and procedures... Wisconsin, promoting a return to the 1950's of cultural enslavement to outdated archaic values that should stay dead forever.

    Resist authority. Straddle in Wisconsin all night long and grind every day... which actually makes no sense but whatever.

    Wisconsin school system? Go fuck off. Let them kids straddle and grind at their dance... that way we can laugh at them when the videos are posted.

  • This is kinda like Mylene Farmer's Que Mon Coeur Lache,where you can be close but not together.

    /watch?v=hJbOwY_cgt8

  • I would smash the chick talking.

  • I would smash the chick talking.

  • Sexual Bending?!

    Gender Bending?!

  • Stupid Puritans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Schools in theUSA tend to be Fascist anymore.

    watch?v=hMzw5ARknRM

    watch?v=dDwKPGUIVME

    :D

  • I think that some schools take it too far but other schools don't enforce anything. Seriously at your senior prom who gives a flying F**k? But I think more enforcement needs to be done at a younger age, I remember at my 6th grade dance there was "grinding" Which makes other 6th graders feel peer pressured.

  • Lol they forgot to add "no gyrating"

  • I dunno I am a bit torn. I really don't like the idea of kids humping on the dance floor. 15 and 16 year olds are still kids to me. i wish kids would have parents who teach them about self respect, instead of letting TV and their peers teach them stuff absent of the consequences

  • so you would like them to dance how YOU want them to?

  • THIS SHOW IS EFFIN FUNNY

  • wow, what's with all the bad comments?! I found this hilarious.

  • Could you people stop covering these idiotic stories. Let Cenk get his jollies in private.

  • This whole young turks thing is so annoying. I keep trying to enjoy it but it's just annoying.

  • TYT just keeps getting more lame and trivial.

  • @seniorxduck

    seriously?? this show is freakin amazing!!

    what exactly would you suggest to them to make theshow better?

    a serious input.

    I have a feeling you won't have one, so if you don't, and you willingly clicked on this video

    THEN SHUT THE F U C K UP!