Leave EVERYONE alone (OJ Simpson, Osama, etc.)

[spacelizardlaw]

Have you heard what John Paul ll said to Cardinal Ratsinger when he walked into his cell without knocking & found him all alone & badly beating-up on Satan?

The Polish Woytja said something like "STU-PID STU-PID STU-PID (Stooo-pit) OR YOU'LL GO BLIND" but Ratsinger or cousin "JO-JO" as I've nicknamed him was not the type of man to allow Satan to browbeat him so now he's the boss every time he wants to give Satan a hiding he hangs a "DO NOT DISTURB" (Or I'll excomunicate you) sign on his door...

[warlord2080]

Leave Pat Roberson alone... all he wants to do is make money from ignorant people, be praised to people around the United States, and/or bring about the end of the United States of america with christian dogma.

[theningaboy]

good

[mangoa2]

leave the polar ice cup alone xD

[hellknight11]

Something tells me that those dudes weren't his "Golf Buddies" lol!

[KaliopeMoonSong]

lol...

[pittedthighs]

dat fun-nee

[halffade]

John Carrey or Jim Carrey?

[0oMonteo0]

LOL i love your videos!

[ani6897]

nice scotish accent. love the video! it was so funny

[REALGREYBLUE]

I used to say to the guys (as a joke) , "Leave it alone. It'll grow." Now that's common and well known. But I used to also ay to the girls (as a warning) , "Leave it alone OR it'll grow. :) Blue moons!!

[ghisbc]

dude i agree with flimflamfilms

[creeperreg]

deeiirp

[djwrighty2]

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[snalijafri]

osama bin laden's not in pakistan...he's in afghanistan...!!

[kazuma95]

are you really sure of that.... he could really be anywere

[snalijafri]

yeah...but he's not in pakistan...Pakistan is not a village or anything..it's a very civilized country...if I would say he's hiding in America...would you believe it?

[dardo1201]

lol civilized

[snalijafri]

civilized....advanced...develo­ped..!!

[0197764477123]

boya keep rabbing on mate sick tho talking a bout osama leve him alone nooooooo!!!!!!!!!! way but a part from that is wered ollol

[111AcesHIGH111]

omg this is hi-lar-i-ous.

[blanktester]

lawlylawlxors

[nikkiefreak]

Ha! This is awesome!

[procellaplaya]

"Try out his tazer" LMAOO!!!!

[Sponxic]

Leave George Bush! All he wants to do is go to wage war with countries to prove himself to be the warmonger! lol

[AndrewBean90]

thats like losing to george bush in a Spelling B LOL

[whitefloweret]

I love this video..it's super fabulous.

[DollyMausDeux]

HAHAH da wig rules

[krateANDbreeja]

HAHAHA.

you make us laugh :]

[rbtl90]

lmfao...nice 1 irish guy

[germanpopsicle]

Cheers also from the wig XD

[mydeadflowers]

HAHAHAH!

[Dylanhennessy]

LEAVE SOULJA BOY ALONE! ALL HE WANT'S TO DO IS COIN THE PHRASE "SUPERMAN THAT HOE!!!"...on second thought, do whatever the fuck u want to him...

Nice vid. ur vids are awsome. then they sucked for a little, but now they're good again.

[greekboy1112]

great voice

[whatevermait]

Haha! greatest hairdo ever!

[HardKor182]

Very funny! 5 stars!

[sadisticnymph]

You pointed the wrong way. *gives four internet meltdowns*

[ShawnDDude]

By Posting A Comment On How Good This Video IS Am I Leaving It Alone?

[mowhawkzombie]

lmfao thats great

[mOmOCrAp]

leve uwe boll alone...all he wants to do is make shitty movies that leave you laughinh whhen you should be crying, or not laughing at all wich is what its like in most cases...

[bellaicy]

leave mark day ALONE!!!!!!

[blastmagician121]

ROFL I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS.

[Vandale2006]

hahhaha

[kekeudompa]

hahahaha thats very funny = )

[MesseD]

loool

[omgimherepplz123]

leave the polar ice cap alone!! lol!

[emofly17]

i love you!

LEAVE MARK DAY ALONE.

[warrener5]

is this supposed to be a ripoff of Chris Crocker's "Leave Britney Alone"? Cause if it is, great job mate, fuckin hilarious! Needed a good laugh and you certainly delivered!

[wtfiswrongwitya]

leave the yellin bigmouth baldy scot alone!nah wait don't,lol.

[walkingmistake]

haha

melt in peace

wooh x]

[crapidious]

rantastic!

[crapidious]

rantastic!

[randomnumberslollol]

ROFL

[Nineetailsdemon]

Laaawl

[DClark1986]

This guy is just way too funny. Love it!

[TehWillowness2]

Leave Dax alone.

All he wants to do is be a tard and cry when he can't make a bottle sound like a rocket, and harm other children in phsyical education classes, and film his videos in a cave in Pakistan and-- crap, I gave away his location D:

[IAMASTRONGMAN]

LEAVE JESUS CHRIST ALONE!!!

All he wants to do is to save people from damnation!

(I am Christian btw.)

[nevill101]

Leave the One man Gang alone

[melkbushalfvol]

haaaahahaaa

owned

[nefallian702]

dude its almost 3000 feet above ground

[CorbeauBlanc]

hmm... Scotland will be under water if this little bit of that icy stuff up there melts :]

good point abaut Osama

[B4ronR0j0]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Leave Axl Rose Alone!!!

[lauroga]

my fuck, i just found out this funny guy, so far his videos are so freaking hilarious. needles to say his comedy is far more inteligent than smosh. no, i do NOT hate Smosh ok?

[DClark1986]

that was very funny!! 5 internet meltdowns for u

[webadage]

five internet meltdowns to you sir. Keep up the good work. You're hilarious!

[jimrox9000]

this guy fuckin rocks!

[crow13666]

LMAO hahaha! all that "leave ___ aloooneee" was hilarious!...

[walshman64]

To all the Hate haters just leave us alooown!Then we'll leave you aloown! Because your the type of people you'd expect at the MTV awards. Pleease!

[TurMoiL911]

To all the haters: LEAVE MARK DAY ALONE !!!!!

[hockeyfreak9456]

OMG LOL

[YuckFou2007]

ROFLAMO

[Tbag7777]

(salutes) Cheers!

[LovelyYTRocks]

"...and cheers also from the wig"

Cute.

[ChiefLeo]

leave me alone! I just want to live my life.

[ChiefLeo]

So when you going on tour?

[kristenco]

So glad you don't have hair. It doesn't suit you. ;-)

[Zimy0]

Completely true...people are too into gossip...

[ironlaser]

hahaha you need to put "LEAVE _?_ ALONE FOR _WHATEVER IT IS THAT THEY ARE DOING_" on a mug like your smiley equation!

[jlharter]

nice.

Leave crocker alone! Because the 'leave spears alone' video was stupid but he only wanted to whin and get attention like spears. Just leave him alone.

~Peace

[el2cafr]

I love ti LOL.

[Zoologist]

i found this quite amusing!

[tabrismacbeth]

Hey, Osama bin Laden isn't in Pakistan! He's in Iraq, and has recently moved to Iran! I mean, why else are we in Iraq and trying to attack Iran? (And by "we", I mean the soldiers who we somehow collectively own, and not actually us.)

-Tabris

[yourmomaaa]

Please be joking...

[TurMoiL911]

... The chances of the U.S. finding Osama bin Laden in Iran or Iraq are like the chances of me finding Bigfoot in my backyard.

[FuglyPunk]

ROFL *stands and appauds, he is obviously joking, and mocking the Bush Admin for their pathetic ploys of war, I am surprised they haven't tried something about Iran + Al Queda = terrorrrrrrisssszmz

but i guess bush said it best " Fool me once...shame... on... you?... ... Not gonna fool me again is what I'm getting at"

[mikedudley17]

yes!!!

[MagicHandedAlex]

And or then bring about the end of western civilisation! Brilliant! Take that Chris Crocker!

[Gispero]

04Kav; please correct me if I'm wrong but it seems that you have made the assumption that all black persons think alike. Posting such an ill informed comment demonstrates your ignorance.

[04Kav]

Casper must be black as night, and/or completely ignorant of the trial and recent events of OJ. I'm guessing both.

[xxBluexEyesx]

lol that was so random ^^ "boozy indifference" lol i can stop laughing at it

[PetrePann]

leave everyone alone, lol, that's good. this is a good one. i like how you dissed george bush AND john kerry both in one movie--so incredibly non-partisan of you, lol.

[RakuBiohazar]

That is awesome... XD

[matrixoverkill]

LMAO!

[warlord2080]

leave the CFR alone all they want to do is turn USA into a one world nation. This is like taking a knife and stabbing a manatee even though the manatee had problems in the beginning of time just leave them alone!

[GREYBLUE]

OMG lol you cwazy

[ColinsAddiction]

you're so gay mark. i love u

[casper55428]

O.J was found not guilty, white people need to get over it already, his life/problem is none of business, so stop tying to make it your's, oh, and all of your stupid posting are that,STUPID, get a life loser

[PattiFrye]

5 internet meltdowns

[aceofspades56789]

lol

[Amkii]

"boozy indifference" XD lmfao I love this one especially! "...in which case...he's probably pleased to see you..." lol!!

[Lordbaldur]

stfu.

[Thrak69]

HAHA XD

great great videos, keep em coming mark!

[jaythedogg]

AWESOME parody!

[soraiyame]

hahaha internet meltdowns. Nice.

[EvilDOOER]

hahahaha much better then that "Leave Britney alone" video.

[ZaneF]

failure

[Armonis]

On Wikipedia! LMFAO!

[wartimenovlty]

<33

hehe youre funy and i like your head

[KrypteiaStudios]

"Which is kind of like ordering room service and getting a visit from Charles Manson's chess club" - Priceless.

[firebrand97]

LEAVE OSAMA ALONE!

[arglistone]

LOL

[simonking195]

hahahahahahahh so sarcastic

[shimmerweed]

LOL!

[olliepwnsall]

All the stabbing and the stabbing and the staabbing!!!

[tyranny1reins]

hahahaa so funny!!!!! LMAO!!seroiusly funni

[101CHAT]

this guys a clown, and as sarcastic as he is

dark humored. well done!

Lad

[OzaiFan]

5 internet meltdowns for ya, Mark. Anywho, losing to George Bush in a spelling bee, that's gotta be a fate worse than Death.

[illboy666]

5  internet meltdowns

[DizzyCGA]

You're a funny man, Mr Day.

[Sodomatriarch]

you are always the best! lol

[l33tsnauzer]

SRSLY!!!! lol leave the polar ice caps alone!

[Phaedrus1234]

Well, now you've done it. Your parody of the monkey on Quaaludes was rude and unkind! Therefore, I have rated this video, also, 5 stars and now I have subscribed.

I will, henceforth, be back to rate your videos and enjoy myself with adult beverages while watching them.

Goodday mate.

[fuckmeandfuckyou2]

well if someone leaves everyone alone then i guess he never was bothering them in the 1st place.

o.o

[ElPresidente101]

the STAAAABING and the STAAAAABING and the STAAAAABING

[dtfcrew2007]

This fool's fucken crazy!!!!

[Frenseven]

you are so weird and funny l.o.l

[jumpbackgirl758]

It's soooo much funnier with an accent!

[Theforetold]

LEAVE ______ ALONE!

(I chose to leave it blank)

[kakashismybish]

LEAVE YOUR MOM ALooOoOOOOEN!

[kannon9]

Mark too funny!!! Bush & Kerry both suck members of Skull & Bones willing sell out their fellow humans, or are they humans??? five stars!!!

[semiliteratedgod]

too long

[rsmko]

Leave me alone.

[Fyrsiel]

xD AHAHAHA* AND THE STAAABBING AND THE STABBING AND THE STAAAABIIING!

[angelllm]

As usual, five crazy pop stars for you, Mr. Mark!

[J1Goro]

eat lye?

[Kyllvan]

Next thing you know, Mark will be telling us to do barrel rolls or something.

[Xreaper21X]

yea you beat the joke into the ground and stomped it then stabbed it a few times burned it and slashed it a few times, You forgot the mascara btw XD

[mythmanjay]

Way to Play it Out until it starts to get hilariously annoying. Although you should've added the "If (name) (has something bad happen), I think I'll KILL MYSELF! -sniffle-"

[GrandmasterCloaky]

Leave life alone! leave it alone! all you want

is MOREMOREMOREMORE...MORE!!! LEAVE IT ALONE!

leave it alone right now! YOU BASTARDS!!!!!

leave life alone! if you have a problem with

life you deal with me! -_- because lifes not

well right now...JUST LEAVE IT ALONE!

[anonymous71207]

meme?

holy fuck, you just got awesomer

[IcyCool21]

ROFL, shark, good stuff. I was afraid Prison Break was going to completely jump the shark two weeks ago, but thank God I was wrong. Why'd you wait so long to do this one though?

[subfighter316]

They're human beings DAMNIT!

[subfighter316]

well....except for the shark, I guess.

[oregonhockyfan]

you are my hero.

[esotericlights]

Lol this guy makes me proud to be scottish,

Leave osama alone! ;)

[Xbou]

I had the opposite reaction.

[arashonline]

lol, guy -- that's some funny stuff

[realfreshU]

leave OSAMA BIN LARDEN ALONE yeah of course after killing billions and hurt there families and ruined 2 great countries america and austraila yerrr we'll leave him alone....

and LEAVE MICHAEL VICK ALONE yerrrr right he just killed tonnes of helpless dogs for fun sure let's leave hime alone and buy him a case of beer

[NeCiFiX]

Leave people like realfreshU alone! All they want to do is point out the obvious on a Comedy video! It's not his fault he has no sense of humor!

[0o0bebo]

WTF billions? ruined? Australia?

[jloiterer]

Gotta say it, not your strongest segment in the least. I waited a month for this? But ok I'll leave Mark Day alone.

(I've seen all 107 and love your stuff - keep it up!)

[Qualified9]

Leave MICHAEL VICK ALONE! HE JUST WANTS TO KILL DOGS FOR ENJOYMENT!!!!!!

[Hankthewaterbeest]

hilarious, i love it, especially the osama one :P

[NeedaCoolUsername]

hahaha the icecaps

and the tazer part :D

[Th3gui]

leave the ice caps alone lmao!

[Millzproducitons]

lol!

[hyboide]

Chris Crocker copys are getting old.

[flakernate]

so many quotable lines! haha good shit.

[danfodio31]

this is funny stuff.

[bozodclown98]

Leave Ron Paul alone, he only wants to be the best president the country has ever known reversing the years of fleecing and plunder that scared the great nation just leave Ron Paul alone...

[edgargomez16]

Please Go Check Out My Video THE NEXT MICHAEL JORDAN (STILL BALLIN) Best VIDEO EVER

[TannerMan6]

rofl. love it

[senoraggie12]

Freakin hillarious!!!! just wanted to try his tazer!! nicely done!!

[mrmime00]

Oh and you forgot LEAVE MarkDayComedy  ALONE !! his show RUles and everyone should watch his stuff :D.

[sentsurugi]

HAHAHAHAH Love it!

[pimpstapaul]

look for suspicious gringos or riverside ricky

[lemonademango777]

All he wanted to do is try out his tazer... Haha Great work 5 stars!

[Malfol]

Shears mate! It was a good one! Ceep the good work up :)

[system0slaven]

4 stars

[Brahma94]

dont you mean 5 stars

[GhostDog4321]

You are so awesome.

[whquick]

loooooooool nice video, i saw the Leave Britney alone Vid, man that womman/man/he-she/whater it was is crazt xD

[VocalCord1214]

LEAVE (insert name of pop culture figure) ALONE!

Yeah you definitely rock man.

[Bantrum]

LOL

[AnotherDimension13]

Axl = Ha! Ha!

[M4tan]

not funny

[CapnKirkus]

Hilarious, utterly hilarious. I'm so glad I subscribed to your videos

[gidgetblogs]

roflmbo@you takin the mick on them all. Bloody brilliant sense of humour. You know there are only 3 good things coming out of Scotland..1) the road to england 2) scotch whiskey and 3) markdaycomedy videos on youTube. Thanks for the giggles and creases. cheers.

[Dez0809]

nice.