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  • Zombies CAN climb.

  • You seen dumb cuz you you made up some weird rules

  • the tactics are basically saying dont be a complete faggot and think you are solid because if your with me and you fail and get infected i will laugh

  • This will come in handy for when the Zombie Day Arrives ;)

  • Also have an ak-47 and an attack dog to rip the zombie up and is a distraction. Also, keep a tactical nuke in case.

  • Rule 21 is kind of false, isn't it? You often see zombies climb over fences. In Zombieland some climbed up the Blast Off.

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  • Only problem with Rule 14 is that Zombies could be hiding in both abandoned houses and gas stations, and if you run out of ammo while your friends are busy with other Zombies, and there's one coming at you, you might as well lie down and make it easier.

  • @Kylemccormick1 That is the reason you carry another weapon, I would choose a sword for an emergency such as this. Because it is quiet and it can severe the head, killing the zombie

  • @shigory1 Ah, but what if you don't have any other weapons, and your friends can't help you?

  • Lol. The fat guy's face at 0:10 is "OH MY GOD! GOTTA KEEP FUCKING RUNNING!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­!!" LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

  • A huge long sword works

  • the 2 are double tap

  • 35:one very important thing stay near army gunships if possible and make mass chaos

  • I think you didnt understand parts by nice vid

  • Rule #33. Know the difference between "your" and "you're".

  • hand to hand works knucke dusters fast punching uppercut left hook right hook

  • Double tap is shooting a zombie twice, not having two weapons...

  • 0:52 Someone saw a zombie and everyone cheered

  • well to be honest knifes are good if you run out of shells or amo but id rather keep a blunt object for a side weopen :)

  • completly and 100% agree with rule 17. and if shes dumb you can even use her as bait. yes..i know..a bit cruel..but hey. do whatever to stay alive. and i actually dont like the attatchments rule..i say keep friends close. the closer you are the more likely they are to save your butt in a dangerous situation. i know my friends would save me and i would keep them from diein. and what to keep closer then friends, blunt objects. beat the zombies with em and dont waste bullets. and even keep a knife.

  • @mip903 only keep a knife if i have to. and it would have to be one of those GIANT kitchen knifes..like micheal myers uses.

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  • Wrong

  • I Like!

  • I understand I missused your and you're. I was 12 when i made this video

  • Remember to comment, rate, like and subscribe

  • why not shoot yourself that way you dont have to listen to any of that

  • wait my bad thats rule 33 not 23

  • you forgot the most importiant secret rule. Rule:23 when in doubt blow shit up.

  • i thought that zombies eat all of you if they had a chance but if there is only one then they will just bite you someone tell me if im correct please

  • Learn to spell. My goodness, it's not hard, even MS Word would pick up on misuses of your/you're and "emergancy".

  • who gives a shit about speling spelling insted of your or you'r just put ur k

  • @gtazombies Yeah, that's fine if you're going to work a minimum wage service job for the rest of your life. If you want to go to university, you need to know how to spell.

  • This guy has just nicked most of these from films and added his which are comlete rubbish!

  • great just rule 19 but i love the backing trac Evanescence is my favourite band of all

    time and fav signer is amy lee

  • @dallasvanity Bring me to life

  • Rule number 19 wouldn't work. if anyone has read the zombie survival guide (by max brooks) they would know that you can't mask your scent from the zombies. Also zombie flesh has started rotting and so you would run the risk of becoming diseased.

  • thats why you slice not stab

  • why would you want a gas guzzeling hummer atleast get an effician vehical

  • Rule 13 Flnding food XD

  • Rule #33 Have a kickass partner! Ex: Tallahasee (sorry if I mispelled it)

  • You forgot Travel Light. If you find badass weapons that you want to keep, don't get too many or it'll slow you down.

  • hummer or suv's are rly strong and hard to destroy, but need gallons of fuel, so it would be a stupid choice if you need it longer....

    and 1st rule should be to lood weapon stores faster than the others XD

  • The only way to kill a zombie WITH 1 BULLET!(depends on your aiming) is to aim for the head, aim anywhere else, and you'll eventually be low on ammo by the time you finish off the zombie.

  • Here's a rule for you. Forget the laws. It's the end of the world. Laws don't apply.

  • zombies are in fact real, but arent aggressive unless given some sort of stimulant or disease IE mad cow disease. They are possible, but they wouldnt survive because they cant heal and cant survive the cold and biting is a terrible way to spread a disease so the creator spent all that time for nothing good job

  • 4 rule 24 drink but have one that desent drink at all lol hell yea me+beer=CrAzY

  • And to think that a good old dismembering sword is useless to have laying around. Quiet, decent close range, and you never run out of bullets with it. A good old 12guage will knock anything down for midrange.

  • i would fail cuz i would get attached to people and i would be breaking one of the rules in doing s but i would always double tap!

  • All we need is a massive air force base, lots of guards, lots of feul and ammo, 501 AC-130S!!!!!

  • @MrFunfunguy What to do with sewer zombies though?

  • @makemap Screw them, They have to emerge eventually

  • how to survive:

    1.get guns

    2.get ammo

    3.get food

    4.get water

    5.get a helicoptor

    6.enjoy

  • @bungdungaffs heli fuel :/ then where do u go?

  • well actually... knives are good for throwing :D

  • @TheRikRoll #33 Always carry a sharp melee weapon. Wacking with you gun will do nothing when the zombie grabs you.

  • dude needs to remeber the actualy rules rule 12 : Bounty rule 17 : dont be a hero

  • Tank is a good choice if you ask me but i would rather take an apc becouse is much faster and have more room for suplies

  • best way to go is find a yacht or get to an island, zombies can't swim

  • @Blackfire459 They can't drown either.

  • Most of this makes no sense. Why would a car door just "open" and besides that, how could you fall out? In many parts of the world, U.S.A. included, there is no law that says you HAVE to have doors on your car and people still don't go falling out.

    I prefer the rules set by George A Romero, the indisputable KING of the Zombie Flick: The only way to survive is to be an Irish immigrant from Pennsylvania. These attributes tend to be mirrored in video games.

    Also, your music sucks arse.

  • @TheDullahan if the door isnt shut good, then it will open back up. and most people want doors on their car, cause if your car gets hit and there is no door your probably either gonna fly or get seriously hurt

  • my dead

  • Thumbs up if you are going to follow these rules if there is a zombie outbreak :D

  • Double tap means to give a zombie an extra bullet....

  • thats great and all but one thing. zombies arent real.

  • How does rule 21 work when at the end of the movie, the zombies climb up the drop zone?

  • @Soldierz111 It's all depending what kind of zombies we get. The zombies in "land of the dead" for example maintain some of their instinct. while the ones in max brooks novels are retarded, with no sense of logic thinking. Then we have the zombies created trough radiation in some fictional universes which tend to be hulky andsupernaturally strong. All tough zombies are highly unrealistic, i kind of hope they will happen some day ( it'll probably be hell, i should be careful what i wish for ;p )

  • @ImBiggerThanRosie i hear you loud n clear man, i want it to happen but not till im about 20 and im 14 now, just to give my life meaning you know what im saying broo?

  • and continueing my last comment it is 30 ok rules 2 terrible blunders

  • zombies can climb. and its a bad idea to put guts on u because if u have any scratch or it gets into ur eyes or mouth or nose or any other way to get into u ur dead. it will even soke into ur skin into ur blood

  • 1. bad grammar dude its okay tho we got the point...big diff between obvious and oblivious haha. 2. if u go up stairs slash the stairs and they cant come up 3. zombies alredy exist..they roll around mumbling incoherently in these 4 wheeled contraptions known as cars and speak into a small ear device known as a cellfone...its obvious they're zombies its why they always wreck...thumbs up if u agree with number 3

  • 1. bad grammar dude its okay tho we got the point...big diff between obvious and oblivious haha. 2. if u go up stairs slash the stairs and they cant come up 3. zombies alredy exist..they roll around mumbling incoherently in these 4 wheeled contraptions known as cars and speak into a small ear device known as a cellfone...its obvious they're zombies its why they always wreck...thumbs up if u agree with number 3

  • idk about you guys but if a zombie invasion happens 90% of you fuckers will be zombies and fps russia will be the final boss along with the epicmealtime crew

  • Dagn....I'm missing rule #1. I'm not fat, but I can't run for more than 10 minutes nonstop.

  • I like that this lists an axe as a blunt object.

  • fuck the hummer 4 miles to the gallon be dead stopping every mile for petrol!, and fuck the rule about guns!

  • NO GUNS BECAUSE IT WILL MAKE A LOUD NOISE TO ATTRACT MORE ZOMBIES! sorry for caps

  • Wouldn't a group be considered like an attachment,because its obvious you don't want them dead so you stay close to each other.

  • YOU'RE. YOU'RE!!!!!

  • Setup for a zombie apocalypse

    Bread.

    Water.

    Ammo.

    Machine Gun.

    Pistol.

    Katana (Or another long melee weapon)

    And a PSP To pass the time B)

  • You guys are in denial nerds

    A zombie apocalypse will never happen, deal with it.

  • @skllpirates12457 We'll see :D

  • @skllpirates12457 tbh if you think that im wondering why your watching this vid then

  • @xmicheal0809x

    I just want to set some people straight

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  • whenever u must sleep or find a place to squat make sure u built it into a fortress, building safehouses is important for survival, nail boards on windows, have a heavily fortified door/gate, have plenty of impoverished food, water collected around ur travels in there the more safehouses u build in the country the more u know of places to go back to in case the one ur in is compromised

  • keep into detail everything around u, the environment can be friendly or disasterous to u, zombies can move stealthily if they want to if u see something weird going on somewhere where you will reside for the day make sure you check it out throughly and cautiously dont disregard a small movement and end up becoming lunch later in the evening

  • know where all the exits are having a bad sense of direction is very disadvantageous to u quickly build up the ability to map out every possible route in ur location as possible

  • sure enjoy the little things but dont go so far to ur favorite amusement park or do things that will put u into a situation of being attacked by too much zombies to handle

    be careful when making a fire out in the open zombies are easily attracted to heat and the smoke and of course any meat ur grilling on there be on ur guard when causing smoke

    having obstacles and walls around you is important to prevent zombies from getting at u easily but at the same time can be hazardous for finding an exit

  • dont be picky if u will be left to eat things that you dont like but if its got the nutrients u should eat them, looking around for ur twinkies for instance will be a waste of time and have high risk of danger

    stay healthy, avoid drugs such as alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, marijuana or anything that puts u into dependence and an altered state of mind, do the best to maintain a healthy lifestyle, eat as healthy as foods as u can find and sleep when u need to

  • keeping yourself clean is a dilemma if ur very dirty ur smell will attract the predators, but if are constantly looking for an opportunity to take a shower u will be put into a risky situation of being attacked stay proactive, have someone guard u while ur taking a shower or doing ur business if its a male and female situation grow up when ur vulnerable even if theyre the opposite sex u should have no qualms about them entering and handling the zombie that about to bite u

  • the world is ruled by anarchy watch out for criminal like minds out there, everyone human and alive is not ur friend

  • wearing some protection is a good idea wear long sleeve shirts, pants, if u can find anything with leather like a leather jacket those can protect u from bites, maybe a football helmet could protect ur head and ur face with the face guard, remember surviving a zombie apocalypse is not about fashion its about not getting bitten

  • zombies cannot swim thus staying on an island can keep you safe for a while

    weapons with a efficient killing spread is best flamethrowers, chainsaws or shotguns, molotovs (fire is very useful)

    avoid handling anything that may cause too much noise such as amusement park rides, fire alarms, turning on a police car alarm etc. zombies always go towards the sound it is however a good strategy to draw out all the hidden ones however and bring them to a trap

  • 21 isnt real they can climb

  • i give the guy that made this half a year into the apocalypse. he's not a team player, and that 'every man for himself' shit isnt gonna work when its 1 vs 6 million.

    stay silent, stay low, keep your shoes on, and always aim for the head.

  • look to your left. whatever is there will be your weapon in the upcoming zombie apocalypse

  • @kanyouhelpme

    A beer can... seriously? ;)

  • @kanyouhelpme A fork? Well, I guess so...

  • best to hide out in a army base near a store that way you have unlimited ammo and unlimited food ...

  • these are some douchy rules.

  • Gordon Freeman at 5:17?

  • some zombies climb they did in zombieland. limber up may be a good idea if you have the oppurtunity but when zombies unexpectedly show up they wouldnt wait for you to limber up they would eat you while you do it. you would just have skip it and run.

  • oh and the song wasnt- blow me away dumbass, it was- bring me to life by evenesence

  • THIS MOVIES ROCKS!!

  • rule 7 is travel light

  • rule 2 is double tap

  • Remember, if you put zombie parts and blood on you, you have a chance it enters the pores in your skin and "undeads" you. So, rule number 19 is a complete failure and I hope that you won't try to do this if zombie apocalypse ever happens.

  • @theenglandguy Agreed, before doing the zombie guts rule you would have to make sure you have no cuts or skin openings, and don't let it get in your eyes, nose, or any other opening. This is a really risky rule if I do say so myself, one false move could infect you with the harmful pathogen, hypothetically.

  • rule 11 makes no sense since zombies also eat the brain if i heared right

    then they would eat eachother XP

  • Rule #4 was seatbelt :S

  • IM READY FOR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE!!! Need Good Teammates, PM me if you want to join me and survive until the end, requires 5 peoples, 1 girl needed. :)

  • @zRenz96 one girl needed LOL

  • @zRenz96 i'm in. 

  • @zRenz96 Where do you live?

  • @PedoBearsSON you're coming for joining me or come to rape me? because you're username make me feel uncomfortable

  • @zRenz96 I come for teh girl. And if one of you goes down I can teabag you till you bleed out :3

  • @zRenz96 omfg i am rollin!!!! my bro and i talk abt this shit all the time lmao

  • rule number 21 is wrong in zombieland the zombies climbed up the thing the girls were on at the end...

  • why does almost every zombie video have this song???????

  • you have 2 3 and 4 wrong rule 2 is double tap rule number 3 is beware of bathrooms and 4 is seat belts

  • Rule #33 Pack-A-Punch

  • dont drink unless your Nicoli from CoD zombies. 

  • i disagree with the rule, stay on the roads. everybody does that so they will wait for you there.

  • it really depends what tipe of zombies they are classic, nazi zombies,walking dead,left for dead 1 and 2,zombie land or resadant evil

  • @bony335 I know right. We would all be screwed if they are Resident Evil zombies but they run fast in left 4 dead 1 & 2. Humanity would be over.

  • zombies can climb very well.

  • Wrong order

  • Your grammar is horrible your is supposed to be you're in almost all the rules!

  • @TheDarthNacho his grammar is horrible? did you ever look at your OWN comment?, like wow, "...is horrible your is supposed to be you're..." check your own comment before you start telling other people they have bad grammar.

  • dude what a fail rule 21 zombies dont climb then tell me how they got up the drop tower at the ending?

  • Thumbs up if u are ready for a zombie invasion

  • @Darkdemon410 man me and my uncle have been ready for year now.

  • zombies do exist when you think about it. Rabies? the only way you get it is if you are bitten, you loose your mind, crave flesh, but it can be cured if caught on time. if youre too lazy to get it cured, bam, zombie., only rabies isnt s violent as zombieland and resident evil zombies. i love those movies though. ha.

  • @moerokz actually there is a plant in the amazon that will kill short term and long term memory if u eat enough it will actually kill all your brain cells like 10000000000time faster then weed tv cell phones and smoking combined

    it will make u a zombie and u will want to eat anything that looks tasty :P but its not contagious like zombie bites

  • last time i read zombie survival guide i remeber zombies dont run in real life!

  • song suks sorry

  • these are inaccurate

  • im sorry but you will have to have something to make a realy loud noise you can throgh to distract some zombies ..... if you have someone to wach out for you when you sleep why not use them while you go for a pee pee thumbs up if you think im right

  • Another rule should be always lock your car doors. -_- A sedan or a small AWD would be better too. If you have a Hummer you're going to have to stop every hour for more gas. lol. Being drunk wouldn't be bad either, it would make you braver. Just don't be shitfaced. lol

  • I thought god bless rednecks meant they have yellow hummers with a bag full of hunting rifles and automatic weapons in the back. :D

  • you don't need a blunt object. If you have a gun and run out of ammo. Just wack 'im with a gun.

  • @demonsnipe9751 whack them with a gun? you do relise that involeves puttin your hann within 3 feet of them

  • Well there is no Rule 34 :) If its real there IS zombie of it. Rule35 if no zombie is found it MUST be a zombie

  • Uhh, if my attachment was Emma Stone exceptions would be made.

  • what if you add a mystery box and pack-a-punch machine to the theater will it help? Just asking.

  • ur a fuckin nerd dude

  • this remonds me of dead rising speaking of witch how the hell can you get bitten 50 gadjillion times and not get infected or have to take zombrex

  • Rule 15 actual Zombie land rule name: When in doubt no your way out.

  • 1:52 play Dead rising 2 much Dumb ass

  • Now could you do this without Evanessence please? I am so sick and tired of hearing her for every little video out there for youtube. (I had to mute it.)

    Zombieland is fun and its got Woody in it for christ's sake. Some rock and roll please. Thank you.

  • fail... no attachment, then stay in a group.. wtf

  • There is no such thing as zombies people...the day zombies become real, will be the day an obese man sees his penis looking down.

  • srry 4 posting so much but be a hero save uf friends no need for sacrafice unless its needed be a hero

  • here is my five rule

    1).have a med kit in case u get hurt u can heal ur self also if ur immune or a carrier and u get bite u can heal ur self

    2).role with a bro so u can hav bacup have no more then 4 5 at the most more ppl more horde

    3).have a back up weapon manliy a melee weapon in case ur gun gets fucked and have no ammo

    4).make a safe room were you can go back 2 over again but after like 3 days go some were else and make a new 1

    5). be in a group with ppl u can trust dares ma rules

  • @cr0rnd wow id want u to be by my side.....;D add me my reall account name is lordasabell

  • also zombies can climb dube who does not know that and dont touch dead infected thats just bad

  • rule 2 is the double* tap, not 4.

  • rule 2 is the duoble tap

  • Your zombieland rules are wrong. All wrong. Where is the double tap???? That is the most important when killing zombies.

  • @mojomess09 agreed. plus he kept repeating rules so.... seriously.

  • Rule 19 is from the walking dead

  • Thumbs up!! 

  • Dude, double tap means shoot a zombie two times and not use it for emergency

  • lol i think the most important rule is DONT PRETEND TO BE A ZOMBIE AND SNEAK UP WITH THEM they wil shoot ya

  • umm rule 14 can get u killed as well cuz the building might not be as abandoned as u think. and use the wildlife as an alarm keep a loud animal with u if an infected individual is in your group the animal will bark or show agression towards that person coz that animal can smell the bite. rule 19 is stupid coz if u put zombie guts on u u will get infected becuz the virus spreads thru contact of bodily fluids such as blood,guts,infected zombie brain matter, and an infected's grey matter (B4 turn)

  • @87Conner into ur blodstream thinking its nutrients so and zombie bllod guts and any zombie fluids can turn u into the undead

  • umm rule 14 can get u killed as well cuz the building might not be as abandoned as u think. and use the wildlife as an alarm keep a loud animal with u if an infected individual is in your group the animal will bark or show agression towards that person coz that animal can smell the bite.