The Ricky Gervais Show 2.02 Diary Karl's flat, Steve in Rio

[mastercat2012]

Poor karl

[Hilbilly655321]

i love the completely irrational disdain karl has for ricky's cat.

[standup001]

Karl is making a lot sense and the guys know that but they have to go against it to make the show :

[DcEatsItsYoung]

man alive

[TheEdwardsFilms]

i could image how much ricky would laugh at steve in the sea LOL

[thatkindofguy234]

haha Karl's lobster telephone story is hilarious XD

[markandrach]

that is fantastic......i think the drawings are fabulous,im hooked on them

[CharlieIsLORD]

Priceless. 

[Jmello7310]

Aw poor Steve lol

[Kinematographer]

the animation direction is fantastic.

[MrJammy333]

Ricky is highly intelligent!

[pklovestormomega]

"ooh, man alive"

Now where have I heard THAT phrase before...

[seagoonproductions]

@pklovestormomega where? It's a commonly used phrase?

[pklovestormomega]

@seagoonproductions

It's a phrase Wheatley used in Portal 2. Didn't know if anyone else picked up on that.

[funnygirl8934]

10:13. Ricky and Karl's faces are pure win

[ENscreen]

For some reason I imagine Suzanne to be really understated beautiful...if you get me.

[JamesDunmore99]

Ill be honest i dont like Rickies cat coz everytime i go round there it goes staright for my gonads! Classic :L

[timothy790110]

@JamesDunmore99 ghoulies

[vAmpyr616]

wow ricky got really annoyed when karl had a little jab at him, yet he gives karl so much hassle regularly

[mc4566]

This is edited so a lot of the conversation is cut and put together in different ways. Still funny, but would have been good if they had left the audio how it was.

[dmtotton]

"but it's all the time" unintended pun

[27Emma1993]

Does Ricky say if your going to criticize 'Samantha' or 'something' ?

[harpdevil]

@27Emma1993 He says "or summat", which is a colloquial way of saying "or something" from Reading which is where he grew up.

[TibiOver]

I was laughing my ass off!!!



[TheAbominater]

Steve's anecdotes... Man Alive!

[andyman5556]

I dont like rickys cat either *Trollface*

[amanda10003]

i i i like touching my cat.... oooh i cant believe this! xD

[amanda10003]

he was a gay feller xD omg i love karl he is so funny :D

[alienspacenetwork]

OMG! 10:10 in real life: he has to poo | in game world: he has to test | but when he does.... MAN ALIVE!!!

[atreyurockmysocks]

Wouldn't it be totally mad if they got Karl to do the Carnivale and stay in a flat with other people?

Hm...

[herpderpmonkey]

Why the hell would Ricky have a Pilkington take care of his cat??

[caffeineinfusedpocky]

I love steve so much. He tells some of the best stories ever. I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. I wish he'd contribute more!!!!

[EscapeTheParanormal]

@caffeineinfusedpocky its almost as if its the same comment...just rearranged here and there to make it look like your own. Could of fooled me

[hardcorejoey88]

"and er, I don't know what happened..." -

"Ok, that's a hell of an anecdote" pmsl

[OhhBiscuits]

That was the best anecdote ever told by Steve Merchant X'D God he's a comedy genius.

[goddessvenom]

Oh my Lord, Karl and Ricky's faces at 10:14 just kills me!

[Chrisbajs]

Thank you so much for uploading these. Cheers from Norway!

[rosserm11]

10:13 I love Ricky and Karl's reactions.

[bigbagron]

i love how the gay fellow who lived in karl's flat before he did had the same furniture arranged in the same way that karl does in the present

[spikelilgirl]

10:15 I love Ricky and Karl's faces after he said "It was grim.". :)

[KorAnos1]

"...I like touching my cat."

-Ricky Gervais

[glenclosed]

Karl stays out of Steve's Beach Story at the end !

[condemned70]

@silence659 Rarely, but yes he does make sense sometimes. Not very often, but sometimes.

[Brendan9895]

Ffs animators put american football players in place of proper football players

[mcgoo721]

@Brendan9895 I don't think so. I think they just exaggerated the size on purpose. Their clothing looks nothing like our football players...

[keropekerope]

Steve's style at 10:08 saying "oh went off" is so natural. I know how it felt Steve!

[TheDrezden42]

First minute and a half, I was shouting at Ricky to leave the poor sod alone!

[VaativonRagnas]

Stephen's story was my favorite part

[beni6063]

the woman that karl is talking about is his sister

[roland777lamah]

Steve's parents XD

[DilkingtonsDiary]

Close up on Ricky's mouth (Juuust wallpaper)

[Miasma]

"ooh, you and your clocks, and all that"

[6NoHope9]

You know... dancers have big mirrors like that so they can watch their dancing to see how it looks, maybe he was just a dancer? lol

[Queido]

He had his knob out and his glasses off, there was nothing I could do.

[FIFAfailz]

Is fred flintstone the same guy as ricky gervais?

[FIFAfailz]

Xraying the guys testicles ;')

[SmoothCriimiinal]

haha ricky is exactly like david brent when they were talking about ricks house

[RaptorFag]

waddayoumeanexperimental?

[MrsMars12345]

i want to go on holiday with steve.

[TheWizardWoz]

God Steve kills it, he doesn't contribute much but when he does... fucking hell.

Almost couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard.

[herpderpmonkey]

@TheWizardWoz I dunno what you're talking about, he's my favorite comedian ever since I started listening to this show. The funniest man in the world thinks Merchant is the funniest man!

[obiwanobiwan13]

@TheWizardWoz Yeah, he's the straight man to the comedy duo of Ricky and Karl...

But man oh man does he hit it out of the park with that little tale! XD

[equalcharliebrown]

10:15

just amazing.

[Meep151]

..Just wallpaper

[masterobiwonkenobi]

hahaha he told this on conan

[huggymonster101]

i love karls face at the computer

[silence659]

Is something wrong with me or does Karl actually makes sense sometimes

[DanielMak1234]

@silence659 occasionally he does make you think doesn't it? occasionally

[fakeaccount663]

@silence659

he has always made sense to me, i can relate to him alot cus i tend to think in the same way. only difference is that im not stupid just have a similar way of thinking

[akeel456]

@silence659 He's right for the wrong reasons. Haha

[spikelilgirl]

@silence659 Nope, there are times what he says makes sense.

[herpderpmonkey]

@silence659 Ricky and Steve have already admitted it and I'm sure people who listen to the show enough can attest to it; Karl isn't dumb. He just looks at the world in a different, more simpler way. :D

[beastieboy3455]

@silence659 he is smarter than all of us

[27Emma1993]

@silence659 My thoughts to..

[zahed1975]

@silence659

karls the one making ricky's career here . I hope his agent gets him a fare share of the earning.

[MilesyMan92]

@silence659 there's is definitely logic behind the ignorance lol

[chainkiller999]

i love how karl sits there with nothing to say ha

[KestrelKid1]

This is seriously tgood stuff. 

[nikkalif]

Ricky's cat is awesome!

[Pitchguest]

Haha, oh my GOD, he's so right about the crickets!

[csqw]

This Steve story and the one where he talks about "meeting" the girl on the tube haha.

[Rorschachxx1985]

i think putting wallpaper over it makes sense i mean what can u do? maybe take it out but that could cost a lot

[DrPepperForMe]

i love rickys gay hand gesture when he says he hasnt seen steves dick

v good animation

[Mxlsptlk]

"Have you seen his lobster phone?" That has to be the first time that's ever been said.

[caseyb889]

13:28 that drawing of steve is so funny XD

[Sem5626]

ive earned an all new respect for steve

[SillyStephers93]

Karl's Dalí phone story is one of the silliest things I've ever heard :'D

[ZippyRagu]

"There's no art, there's no point, just waalllllpaapeer"

[Metalhead76545]

Right... stop looking at the walls, look out the window...

[PressAltF4OrElse]

Stephen: ...and it all went off.., man alive, it was, it was grim.

Ricky and Karl: D:

[mrfrenik]

Ah, Ricki's laugh makes me piss. EVERYTIME.

[lukeycc67]

HAHA 07:28

[Petesixer]

I love how tears come out of Ricky's eyes at 6:23.

[MultiLiam5]

If u pause it on 03:25 dali is punching his mate in the face! LOL

[myRincon]

Oh Christ, there must be something wrong with me because I'm starting to understand Karl's line of reasoning.

[MrRtwoJ]

I'd hate to be Steve merchant on his holiday

[Rhinoftw96]

I love how ricky gets annoyed at Karl and Steve when their insulting there pets

5:31

[KMKlym]

I burst laughing no matter how many times I watch this episode. Mostly at steves part.

[CounterNerd]

I can't help but noticing that Karl's nose looks like a frown and that Ricky's nose looks like a smile

[xeokym]

I find it hilarious that Karl thinks gay guys do "experimental stuff" more than straight people do

[Killingglorie]

i love rickys animation at 12:34

[SteveMerchantStalker]

One of my FAV episodes. A steve heavy one with him half naked n gettin angry, fit much!? If i saw him with hiz nob out wavin to me in the sea i wouldnt laugh, if any thing i'd get in with him! Lolz xxx

[jwktje]

Why is the gay fella automatically also a guy with a wig in a dress.

[KMKlym]

@jwktje first two they show are dressed normally, second showing is most likely just due to ricky refering to the play or musical(dont know what it is).

[Vortex289]

@jwktje Because that would be gay.

[cazcazsmells]

@AtomicDuck999 that has literally made my day :D

[whitesebi]

wooooooaaaaaaaahh qqqquuuuuuaaaaaallliiiiiiitttt­ttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

good lord!

[TheKarmaPolice113]

i just realized that paul "the party animal" parker does the david brent dance.

[mathisen358]

is it the same cartoonists who sketched the flintstones? anybody knows?

[Jussy833]

I have to say this but I find Stephen quite attractive as a toon~ X3

[agerjk]

orangey headed chimp div

[MrWhipification]

karl karl karl..... BLUE-TAC! use it on the wall for your pictures:) thank me by saying the word uberabnoxiouscampingsodsmw3cun­ts. on one of your next appearences on tv if you see this :D - love josh xD

[HanaYamada124]

KARL, STEVE, Y U NO LIKE OLLIE?

As always, I died laughing.

[caseyb889]

is that the cat jonathan ross gave ricky?

[23Rockrules]

Steve's faces are the best. xD

[blindsk8r490]

I want that "Day in the Life of Karl Pilkington" podcast animated.

[KevlarNinja]

2 hot brazilian women did not like this.

[Kemonokami]

Homosexuals are renowned for their breakthroughs in the field of chemistry.

[masrurkhan]

@Kemonokami LOL

[Hell6125]

8:09 now thats how you par-tay!

[The69allthetime]

why dislike?

[terraniux19]

i tell to karl: SHUT UP!!!

[kylefer]

lol!! i woulda went to the store n bought a rope to finish myself if I was Steve in his story lol.

[llJAD3ll]

5:47

I never knew how brits pronounced 'Salamander' until now.

Sala-man-dur

huh. neat.

[cleverandrew123]

@llJAD3ll - We pronounce it the same as you, Ricky just added stress on the 'man' for some reason.

[llJAD3ll]

@cleverandrew123 Oh, well that's strange.

[XgottahavemychucksX]

@llJAD3ll Have you heard Stephen say "Paper Mache?!" I almost died the first time I heard it.

[madwalrus]

@llJAD3ll I pronounce it the way Ricky did, so some of us do say it like that.

[xXxrachhunnixXx]

@madwalrus yeah i do too :L

[clearlogicify]

@llJAD3ll The Man with the Golden Gun

[Jackskellington9100]

I couldn't stop laughing listening Stephen tell about how Ricky's cat attacked his groin and him trying to pull it off!

[felineshadow0221]

all i see is Wheatley floating there as Steve tells his story X3

[HondaCrab777]

man alive....

[TheMonochromeBird]

'Little old lady hobbling off the gang-plank... GET OUTTA MY WAY! D8<'

LMAO!

[MaterialSpirit]

Nearly burst a lung laughing at Steve's story!

[calumstarkey]

"Stop looking at the walls, look out of the window" - What a brilliant thing to say!

[CounterNerd]

My first thought when I saw this "HOLY SHIT, YES IT'S A LONG FUCKING VIDEO!!!!""

[tanjida2008]

I''m in love with Stephen xD

[Tess1061]

I was laughin so hard at Stephen's story. lmfaooo

[66ott7]

Oh, you and your clocks and all that...

[jamesaellis]

Dali was in a restaurant. He ordered lobster. When it arrived he wished how it could go on a phone. That's the real story. :)

[fatfish89]

I love how they play stupid to bait Karl in to some of these conversations

[Omnywrench]

Oh good lord I laughed so hard I cried. I haven't done that in years!

[ridewave444]

I agree with Karl. I don't wanna see your damn ultrasound. Lol Kind of weird.

[utdfortreble]

the animation for the cat attacking steve is brilliant

[AthelStanVideos]

Rickys a cat person =D!

[rioapartments02]

great......

[MrWhipification]

fairplay to steve he is actually funny as fuck lmao!

[tamamanito2]

10:11 I hate to sound like one of those people, but, Portal 2 reference, anyone? xD

[Mrster]

@tamamanito2

Nope. ;)

[negativePotato1]

@tamamanito2 |D And I thought I was the only one thinking that.

[TheKarmaPolice113]

@tamamanito2 considering it was recorded before the first portal...probably not...

[tamamanito2]

Oh God, Ricky's cat mauled Steve. xD

[UniversalPsycho]

I would LOVE to know who are the animating geniuses who did this! I am reminded of the 90's Boomerang cartoons!

[sdcftr]

I love how silent and neutral Karl is throughout the majority of this video

[cminorman]

In "An Idiot Abroad" Steve said to Karl he had a whale of a time in Rio

[dontchuckitson]

@cminorman I'd imagine a fair amount is scripted. I thought Karl only went to Wales? Clearly not. All part of his character.

[zelenks]

@dontchuckitson He's not a character

[DarcyVictoria]

LMAOOO @ Steve! Hahaha "I can't save you with ur glasses off and your knob out" hahahaha great xD

[dontchuckitson]

At last some one has uploaded it! Thank you!

[JamJarz92]

I love Ricky's and Karl's faces at 10:15. =D

[TheWelshCelt]

@JamJarz92 hahaha

[YinsDarkNess]

It's ok Stephen i love you

[klono123]

I would have been checking Stephen out if I was there XD

[doodl3bugg13]

@klono123 Why?......

[jamesgraymoviefan]

Great Quality.

[herbaliser555]

Poor Steve! Ipanema Beach sounds like a horrible place.

[animefanJC]

Oh god. And yet, even after all of this I still love Steve. Poor guy.

[smeggers0329]

homophobic*



[campbelllovescock]

steve is so stingy

[Guineapig321]

Karl does sound a little homophobia