Yoko Ono-We're All Water

[DigitalGrotto]

No wonder John ended up on heroin.

[Hermy1138]

Actually, I think Bieber might have something on this bitch!!

[cloclocupcake7]

Someone needs a singing coach...pronto...

[eatpanda118]

This doesn't look like a musician standing up there.

[44t56]

@eatpanda118 well there's john lennon...

[mlindy23]

.....John Lennon...

what were you thinking?

[DerekAly99]

ima click dislike.. someone click like

[ChinoDaDrummer]

dont know why she chose singin.. it boggles my mind...

[123nyc1]

like hearing a cat get killd

[BKHurley]

"What's the difference!" Um, the difference my Dear Yoko is that you can't sing.

[theone456]

Better then the Beatles!!!

[BellsReilly]

WHATS THE DIFFRENECE!!!!! 

[BellsReilly]

3:37 hahaha

[BellsReilly]

i fell out of my seat laughing at 2:13

[matrixistrue]

such a troll

[Gabrielneerd]

272 likes, 272 dislikes WTF?

[MultiAquinas]

I notice that when Yoko starts her screaching the musicians in the back are more animated then when she is simply trying to sing. It's almost as if they are riving in pain.

One more thing: notice John Lennon mentions "you play music or you feel it" but you don't intellectualize music -- probably because his intelligence is limited!

[JHFillmoreEast]

my anus sings better

[JHFillmoreEast]

Wat een lelek wijf is dat

[dutchgoing]

If they had stayed in the UK they would have had rotten vegetables thrown at them. Americans will clap anything.

[JennaBlaireLambert]

She's better than Rebecca Black!

[mrsmcfall]

Can't even understand the words she's singing??

[mrsmcfall]

Yoko was so homely. Poor thing.

[trinketbox1]

When ewoks sing.

[DiscordianDisciple27]

Too bad she never did anything with Beefheart, now HE was cutting edge, she's just....off

[thedeere10]

is this for real?

[musiciskaleidoscope]

where was yoko when god was distributing talents in singing

[EmmasTalents]

Oh. My. God. I had so much respect for John before I saw this...

[DwightKoh93]

Damn, female you scary! D:

[adamhs1992]

This is so so shit

[S0NiCCCCC]

she looks like hagrid

[milena1434]

Aliens!

[metalfreak4677]

Still better than that one chick called Bieber or something like that.

[TheSingingSweater]

Hehehehe! Yoko is so cute! :)

[TheMonkeesRock]

@TheSingingSweater She is! shes like a little pet hehe shes adorable.

[TheSololobo]

Damn John danm.

[WizKil]

She must have given one hell of a blow job for him to want to be with her. LOL

[TheMonkeesRock]

@WizKil She gave him magical rice

[CoVeRxXxJuNkEe]

@WizKil i don't know if u noticed but john lennon wasn't much of a looker himself, though he was VERY talented.

[JennaBlaireLambert]

I'm sorry Yoko and John I just had to laugh at 3:38 to 3:45 I'm SO sorry! But I love you guys SO MUCH! I miss you John!

[nicangelus]

sorry he was a talented man,but his wife sound like a poodle trying to sing.

[xpurple505]

oh umm ...

[videofanism]

"As soon as we get the buzz out of the speaker" - should have left the buzz in the speaker, maybe it would have drowned out Yoko.

[tpstrat14]

holy shit, you suck John for letting her deface you like this...

[freewayshay]

Good lord. Terrible.

[raspberrymaven]

Yoko was and always will be a BEAUTIFUL, brilliant artists scumfucks. You can't say someone is talentless just because they don't have the best singing voice. Obviously, John saw how brilliant she was.

[TheSingingSweater]

@raspberrymaven I agree completely! So what if she doesn't have the best voice? It's obvious that John married her, because he loved her for who she was. I actually think her singing is cute and funny.

[britbrighton]

@TheSingingSweater Who she was? A manipulative bitch? He had pretty poor judgement at that point. Besides, if she wasn't connected with John she would have been singing on a side-street somewhere in Japan and getting tomatoes thrown at her.

[minagirlie]

I will NOT have what she had, kthanxbye!

[WhiteRimGlasses]

i sing better. he should've married ME.

you know, after i got born.

haha just kidding XD

[ReebsRae]

She was a free soul, and she didn't care what people thought. That's why he loved her, and married her.

[Weasler455]

One would get similar sounds by throwing a cat in a tumble dryer. BTW, she had bad teeth as well. But she clearly had power over Lennon by convincing him to go on stage with her. He had to be out of his freaking MIND!

[baguazhang2]

If you want to hear the worst singer in the world, check out Wing. She was also the singer that South Park made fun of, if you watch that show. Search for "Wing sings" and pick any of the videos that come up.

[batis2k]

a7a

[BohemyanQ]

Yoko sings horrible.

[TehHaloNoob1337]

O_O

[shubby33]

Ma che siamo alla Corrida? sciogliete i cani!!!

[xxbeatlesfanxxx]

@Johnnywasherefirst u wat! im srry i nvr heard sum1 say that

[cheeriosinabowl]

Yoko Ono is a Japanese version of Janis Joplin.

[duckab234]

@cheeriosinabowl you must mean Anus Craplin

[kymon117]

wat

[Johnnywasherefirst]

This is good music. I LOVE Yoko!

[erol12345]

I respect all johns decision about yoko..His total rejection of materialist capitalist values which drive us to the richman-beautiful women cliche etc. I totally respect all. But why the fuck let her ruin art?

[thadtricity]

Now I know why Mark David Chapman did what he did.

[TheSololobo]

I must say, she is really not that good.

[DwightKoh93]

@TheSololobo Screw "not that good". She's terrible! D:

[datkid56]

i don't see what is wrong with her singing i like it.

[poopasoreass]

Such good music, why the fuck is she there?

[etc2913]

I knew love was blind, but is it deaf too?

[AchillesHeel098]

@etc2913 apperently but who cares about yoko so much as john

[molarmama5]

@etc2913 ..........add dumb to the list.

[stephiechan909]

@etc2913 Good One xD

[DillTurnips]

is she having a stroke?

[Cheryl1166]

Really?...

Can you say 'Slack-jawed in disbelief?'

[ShadowReaperAD]

omg, i showed my sis this and she said "ahh take it off its the worst song ever" but i kept making her hear it up until the end where the people clap and she says "why are people clapping?" LOL

[97DunhamM]

WOW she sucks

[iSAMAZiNGSOAMAZiNG]

Do I like it because it's hilarious or dislike because it's bad???

[toilettduckk]

My goodness, she really is awful, isn't she? John Lennon must have been insanely in love with her, to have voluntarily taken part in this disaster.

[knoxville56]

An ugly bitch with an ugly voice, that destroyed my favorite band....

[dutchgoing]

Sorry I should have said she was and is DEVOID of talent. Utter shite.

[dutchgoing]

I came back for another listen. It is a total atrocity no doubt. She had talent and he destroyed his by taking too much drugs. Heroin just makes people so dull. Americans will clap anything. This would have caused a riot in the UK. She was hated in the UK btw.

[dutchgoing]

@dutchgoing Came back for a bit more torture. I mean you really have to be taking some heavy gear to hear a playback of this and think, 'Oh that's really good isn't it...?' and then release it. Drugs fuck up your life!

[geiligeilisupertyp12]

she don t' can sing

[44t56]

Yoko sucks at life

[fesiopl]

the part from 0.00 to 0.59 was fine ;D

[akochiro12]

this is the BIGGEST EXAMPLE of LOVE IS BLIND between ono and lennon

[VLF218]

@akochiro12 oh yes John was blinded and def by love. she was no good

[nearosMc]

It sucks really bad

[cvrmwierd]

john have kids with that freak

[bigumpi]

why would you want her to lose her accent? and if the rest of her family grew up in Japan, then she probably speaks Japanese at home, which means her accent stayed.

[Dill70]

I don't understand how she grew up in NY.. went to high school in the suburbs and has this accent. Today in her 70's she STILL has a terrible Japanese accent. Most people lose it after 10 years at least. It would have helped her more if people could understand what she was saying.

[erinearthling]

oh my sweet gosh. i just completely fell in love. the fact that elephant's memory was doing this in 1972 (1975?) on the dick cavett show is mind bogglingly great. and the lyrics are so brave and positive-thinking, this is punk music at its finest. looove yoko

[MAGICO240]

ja, ja , ja poor John.

[IdaSputum]

YOKO is transcendent and BRAVE & ahead of time

[blabby102]

I think this is my favorite Yoko Lennon song. You can really hear the quality of her marvelous voice and feel the rhythm. This beautiful song could only be sung by someone like Yoko, all those years of classical voice training have paid off.

[shellpeck12]

The song conveys a message. She knows how it sounds when she sings it. Its not necessarily harmonic. Thought I'd spell it out for those who rather listen to bieber

[TheRocktrower]

i love john and dont have much against yoko but srsly letting her sing is a crime !

[kyannac21]

John, i love you and i respect all your decisions . . . just not that you decided to marry Yoko. what the HELL were you thinking ! >.<

[iSpudnik]

@kyannac21 English isn't her first language, chances are she doesn't even understand how bad it is.

[danning1]

@kyannac21 True, although Paul McCartney also let Linda participate in Wings sometimes (i.e. usually as a backup singer) and she wasn't very good, either. So the two most important ex-Beatles made the same mistake in the sense that they allowed their untalented wives to participate in their music.

[catneena]

fuck your ugly voice and ur peice of shit song

[RomanianSausage]

does this flat face rice eating egg boiling animal think shes talented? was that dog yelping her best solo contribute to the band? is lenon thinking wow shes has an amazing voice or FUCK what did i do to my band and myself. i really fucked up and stuck with this whining chihuahua squealing like some dying turkey. someone shouldve shot ugly ono not john lenon

[Mr8bitgamer]

if you like lennonyou asoneed to respect yoko

[MattHatter]

The "Some Time In New York City" album. You either get it or you don't. Most don't. I'm glad I do.

[TheOneartist]

I feel sorry that Dick Cavett had to bear this. He seems like a nice, genuine guy watching his interviews with famous musicians.

[MattHatter]

YOU KNOW SOMETHING....I just listened to the studio version on the actual album and this song ROCKS with Yoko. I USUALLY NEVER defend Yoko and her "art" but this actually WORKS with her crazy screaming, avant garde, off key vocals. THE STUDIO VERSION IS BETTER THAN THIS ONE THOUGH. Even though this live one gets close. Lennon should have stayed with Elephant's Memory, they were tight as all get out!

[bettewills]

The interview ruled!

[ZZqezza]

Ringo loves sci-fi. Now I love him even more

[XxJayniexPantsxX]

Yoko Ono's art is shit, she sings like shit, and to top it all off she's a jackass about it.

[critic480]

Retard ..read your other post. You said what you said and now you are repeating my insults to you ,back at me. Hyprocritical,delusional parrott. Fuck ..I'M POSTING WITH YOKO.

[xkristh]

canta de la verga

[critic480]

Loved Lennon as a kid.....Grew up with the Beatles. Years later, I believe he actually lost his mind. One would have to be out of ones mind to be a party to this on any level.

[KSitz77]

@critic480 well said. Yoko just doesn't cut it does she? Even if you could overlook the horrendous accent she is just plain strange!

[critic480]

@KSitz77 Strange is putting it mildly.I've never witnessed anything so wrong ,concerning music or art in my life.Her goofy "fans" must have a screw loose just as her.Infact I've got one of her confused worshipers outright attacking me on another video concerning the evil one. I've always wonderd just what music and where Johns career and life would have went had he not gotten involved with the crazy spawn of satan.Yoko is definitely part of the equation of the world losing John.

[HCmon]

@critic480 You're pathetic. I accept that her music can be abrasive and intolerable for just any mortal, however is really difficult to me to watch people so concerned in attacking one person. This person being Yoko: an artist way before meeting a long gone dead husband. They loved each other and had a public life. Unfortunately the public life overwhelmed their lives from the start. And why some may ask? Because the husband was part of a band... THE most famous band of all time.

[critic480]

@HCmon Why dont you just go and find your hero Yoko and eat out her asshole.You fucking flake.

[critic480]

@HCmon I'm pathetic ? and in the same breath you say "Her music can be abrasive and intolerable" ?

You admittedly say its intolerable yet you continue to champion its cause ? That makes you a hypocrite.I'll go read your heros biography if you get a dictionary and look up the word hypocrisy.Then come back and read your post and accept the fact you are just as fucked up as your sick hero.

[HCmon]

@critic480 You're putting words in my mouth that I never told. You're fucking brainwashed and there's nothing I can do or want to do. stay fucking pressed, you're just one cunt after all.

[HCmon]

@critic480 We're all Water, except you are pee

[critic480]

@HCmon You need to go back to yoko onos page and worship your retarded hero. Read the majority of the comments ...you do have a screw loose...oh, thats why you identify with yoko so much...turds of a feather.

[HCmon]

@critic480 wtf are you talking about? I don't need to worship her, the music she has done talks for itself! How can a MJ fan understand such greatness, how? How the fuck you landed on Yoko Ono music is a mystery to me. he key word for you today is: PUNK. Something mainstream hipsters don't get :-/

[HCmon]

@critic480 oh yeah, and you grew up listening to the Beatles and John Lennon? So do I and almost anyone. I like the Beatle. Although there are facts of what really happened, people were brainwashed this is the only fact. Look, read at least a little of the person in the middle of this: allmusic.com/artist/yoko-ono-q­136611/biography . Accept that there are different people in this world, but that does not mean they are the bad ones.

[EarthH2oLuma]

I have nothing against Yoko on the contrary, she makes me feel talented, beautiful and classy.

[SuperDudakaGABE]

I pray the doctors can fix my ear drums after this! XD

[chrisdgough]

I seriously am trying, but I don't get it...John was in love and love is blind...and deaf I suppose.

[chrisdgough]

I seriously am trying, but I don't get it...John was in love and love is blind I guess.

[defundthewar]

She sounds like a dolphin on Ritalin.

[oposoum]

Now i get why Robbie Williams wrote the song "me and my monkey"!

[solessotess]

she sings worse then shit!

[aGlowingTeapot]

I love Yoko. I've got this on my iPod, great message.

[602adis]

deam it's so terrible..... :-(

[anahislovescesarin]

OH MY F** GOD! John left the beatles for this?... he must of really loved her! like a lot!!!!!!!

[MimiTheHamster]

That broke my ears.

[MrPoriferan]

ummm.... fuck it. its still johnny

[katieawesome50]

Is this for real?

[GabSweay]

"I DOUNT CARE! MY WOFE IS GONNA SING IN THIS BAAND!"

[inkey2]

LOL at 2:12.............LOL..........­..

[inkey2]

when she sings it sounds like an elk getting ass raped

[cameroooon95]

i think i prefer this over the beatles haha

[KickAssWrestlingShow]

Simon Cowell would have loved her.

[skyarsalan]

we are all water?

more like constipated diarrhea being shredded by a high power fan by the sound of it....

[alliant]

@skyarsalan

life sounds like that sometimes, you twat

[skyarsalan]

@alliant

yes, and you always have this left over crap that's all over the walls. Then you have to get to cleaning that up.

[julcoh]

If Ringo was in a mad spagetti western, John was in a mad relationship...

[guillaume2005]

WTF I may not like the the Beatles but he broke up for HER??? Yikes!!! She sounds like a dog being slaughtered ugh my ears are bleeding. And look how happily the band is playing how high they must have been? Damn talentless woman still using john's name to go on today. Yeesh

[xenia866]

omygosh!!??????????

HE MUST HAVE REALLY LOVED HER

the beatles were the greatest band of all time. how did john end up playing guitar to that song? i will probably never know.............

[bajaracer40x]

the band just plays on, i would of walked of stage

[Somai82]

Sometimes I really hate my curiosity..

[LadyShadowDragon]

@Somai82

You too, huh? lol

I admit that's what led me here...it didn't the cat...just made it deaf...

[Danro05]

this is like listening to an autistic kid who got a hold of a microphone

[allicat131]

im not sure what to say about this.

people are crazy lol....art? music???

art music?

crazy people doing crazy things lol.

i love lennon for loving her. i love yoko too

[AmosPressley]

There is a sucker born every minute.

[juliojrdn]

its like drunken karaoke.....

[beatleswithwords]

True love. John loved her. That's enough for me.

[trinketbox1]

@beatleswithwords Apparently, he also loved May Pang.

[beatleswithwords]

@trinketbox1 If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back to you....

[trinketbox1]

@beatleswithwords Short, but pointless.

[beatleswithwords]

@trinketbox1 not unlike your original comment, yes. BWW is all about the love.

[beatleswithwords]

@trinketbox1 Yoko and John may have been pulling an Andy Kaufman before Andy. Every time I hear the wretched screech of her voice, I know it must be true love--or the greatest practical joke.

[juggernogify]

2:12 Why is she screaming?

[polarice455]

I made my cat listen, but when i let him go he ran in the other direction!!!!!!! He hid behind the couch and wouldn't come out for an hour. Then he when he wasn't scared anymore he came out right at the point she started screaming he hid again......................... never let a cat hear this song

[bajaracer40x]

i cant believe these people in this video are serious

[1234plee4321]

What a great song if your deaf.

[baganga]

Am I the only one who loves her singing and thinks it sounds really nice...? o.O

[trinketbox1]

@baganga Yes.

[IBiteThings]

O_o

[flakbac]

hey hippies you all better listen up its the ole lady of your messiah

[pulpmiction]

ALL THEY LOOKS LIKE THE MUPPETS BAND ....