Tiger Woods REAL apology

[bobalu305]

Nice job

[6132153]

A Lion would never cheat on his wife.. but a Tiger Wood

[audionautix]

@6132153 ooooh...Good one! Hey did you know he doesn't go by "Tiger" anymore? Now it's

"Cheetah"

[lonstar70]

Sorry, not really that original.

[ShesAnOddOneInntShe]

"smorgasbord of hoes" I love it! This was hilarious!

[3CoolKats]

It's really is a shame you didn't write Tiger's apology for him! I watched his and it was the most boring 14 minutes of my life.

[9secondsleft]

This was awesome again how do you do this so good

question one how do you get this awesome idea

2 how do you reply to every comment lolz your amazing at that

[CherryBoyLive]

"Even though, without me most of you would be in the unemployment line!" Hahaa!! I almost cried from laughing so hard... hilarious!!!

[xxIRISHCREAMxx]

Oh my god, that was too awesome! 5/5 stars, but only cuz I ran out of stars!

[audionautix]

well thank you very much!!

[alonealotta]

OK I still love you and forgive you....hugs and kisses....Yours Always NIKE !....=)

[audionautix]

LOL!!

[Keeneyville1]

If only you had dubbed this over his speach, omg I'd still be laughing. Still it's a fine impersonation considering that's pretty much what he said in slighly different words. Why does he waste our time with his self indulgent life rather than just getting back to the game of golf? No one cares whether his wife hits him with a frying pan or a divorce unless we actually get to see it! =D

[audionautix]

it really wasn't supposed to be an impersonation, but I tried to just get the "vibe" of what he was doing. I just threw this together to jump on it out of the gate.

[Keeneyville1]

@audionautix i thought it was spot on, lol. and you were only saying what he was thinking =D

[WheresThePopcornProd]

hahahaha hilarious video

[theloathlydaddy]

LOL that was hilarious!! The real truth at last!! hahaha!!!

[audionautix]

sorry, I know he's got a lot of diehard fans.

[ajdpadbury]

LOL awesome! Thanks again for you music Jason:)

[audionautix]

thanks and you're welcome.

[OhCurt]

LOL

Ya know, the best part of his whole speech (and perhaps the most relevant for those of us not related to him or letting him fuck us) was when he told the press to leave his kids alone.

[audionautix]

well...he probably should have thought of that...before he began letting strangers handle his putter. His kids are going to end up as victims in this publicity car wreck.

[kenrg]

Smörgeewhores for everyone!

[JimmerSD]

Your version seemed to be more sincere.

[audionautix]

sad but true huh?

[PuppyZwolle]

*THIS* I believe. Apology accepted.

[CreepyCorners]

"Smorgasbord of hos" Love it! :~)

[BasicModelling]

Smörgåsbord.. :)

[raycolondotcom]

Hi Jason, it would have made more sense for Tiger to deliver your speech instead of the one he read yesterday. With the wealth that he's accumulated already, he could live a life of opulence without ever having to pick up a golf club or make a commercial ever again.

The public has a "six month" memory? I don't know, six minutes seems like a better bet. Ray

[oldbag699]

who would bother to listen to the dumbest person in the world TIGER WOODS

how stoopid can one man be

jason i think ur speech is closer to the truth -

well done 5 stars for u

[audionautix]

thanks oldbag. Maybe he'll come out with flying colors.

[oldbag699]

it goes to prove that a man with a golfing king money, power, all the trappings of wealth, a beautiful wife, lovely children can still be such a twit

[audionautix]

@oldbag699

I think it was shocking mostly because of his innocent "good boy" image he had.

[oldbag699]

innocent lol lol lol  just plain dumb

[SmokeyGoodness]

Hmmm, I dunno, Tiger's "speech" sounded like someone wrote it for him. I'm guessing that he may have had to take this long to rehearse it.

Yours, on the other hand, was concise, quick and funny as all get out! (Maybe you should write his next speech?)

[audionautix]

LOL! thanks SG yeah, who wants to listen to a 14 minute run of B.S?

[mobiltec]

Dang man that is not even close to being satire because it is so true! Good job...

[audionautix]

thanks mobiltec

[cooksterz]

Ill be sure to remove my name from my phone, so your wife wont know.. LOL believe it or not, i havent watched his apology thing yet but im going now!

[audionautix]

LOL! good thinking!

[achampag]

lol nice

[onjoFilms]

I think Tiger has to get some balls (no pun intended, really) and tell everyone, "Shut up, I got lots o' money and you follow me, not the other way around.  Get on da bus or get off. I've had to decide if I want the 14 ho's or Elin. Bye Elin, it was fun knocking you up. Have fun raising those brats. When you get a headache, just drop them off. Who want's a beer and a broad?"

[achampag]

@onjoFilms hey you!! how ur well =)

[onjoFilms]

Yes, real well.  U?

[audionautix]

LOL! Spoken like a man who speaks the truth.

[LisaJMoore]

I really was not impressed with his apology.....but I am always impressed with you...

[audionautix]

@LisaJMoore Ha! Well thank you miss Lisa!

[Johnny1969]

Leave Tiger alooooone!! LOL! Funny vid!

[audionautix]

@billyCtv thanks billy.

[imperceptibleme]

I didn't want to laugh..... BUT you made me! hahaha. OMgosh. Poor somebody!

[audionautix]

@imperceptibleme hope it wasn't too naughty.

[rgman66]

I really think you captured the true humility of it all...

LOL, teeing of on the private back 9....or as Chevy Chase in caddy shack called it, "Night Putting".

[audionautix]

@rgman66 ha ha! ya think?

[SkyFitsHeaven24]

Haha, good one! So true though.

[roguepuppets]

no comment.

[BorisBoris45]

didn't see it but I can imagine.

[audionautix]

@BorisBoris45 thanks

[MisterSevere]

hecka slammin' funny.

[JuniorsWackyWorld]

Hahaha!

[audionautix]

@JuniorsWackyWorld thanx

[PappyStu]

ok I forgive you... I think...

[audionautix]

@PappyStu teeeeheee.

[VirtuallyAddicted]

He should have just looked for other endorsements. I'm sure condom and cruise ships would have filled the financial gap.

[audionautix]

@VirtuallyAddicted LOL! so right!

[oldvision]

You held up well under the spot light and pressure. I've not seen tigers apology....and now I don't have to. Thank you!

[bearchay889]

That's what i heard this morning too good job.