Black and Jewish (Black and Yellow Parody)

[DeBallas]

Im none of these things but i like the song.

[cathy2018]

why would we pure jews want to be with cunt niggers, seriously?

[19992299]

im jewish and this is HILARIOUS

[TheLodrino]

551 people are muslims

[cathy2018]

@TheLodrino i'm a jew and i voted down.

[tamir194]

i'm jwish and israelien רק ישראלל מדינת היהודים fuck all the antishemim

[gubster511]

Amar'e Stoudemire.

[Floodlezoot]

which of these girls' asses would you rather eat out?

P.S. THEY'VE BOTH BEEN ON A CAMPING TRIP AND HAVEN'T SHOWERED......... FOR 3 DAYS.

[TheYounesaa]

one day and soon There will be no state called Israel Because you Sergtm land Do not have it inchaa allah

[maloda4]

Why are the girls put kipa on their had? Guys need to do it

[1Dbitch]

I'm white and jewish

but black are amazing people too :)

[Yarin4ever]

Your ass is just amazing hehe XD

[SuperOrsm]

How do people like this

[TheHungerGleek]

I'm jewish and i know it !

[Floodlezoot]

I sure hate Israel. But I sure love BLACK AND JEWISH. They should have showed their noses and asses off a bit more though, if they're so big.

[YacovMenashe]

UMM HMM!

[thestormlscoming]

who are the people that they show in the beginning? i recognize like half of them

[schizowallflower]

They should start a hip-hop duo. They're really good.

[caramelfrappeluv]

proud black ( afro-latina but whatever) and Jewish!!!

[Dlovely291]

Why does most of the black part of being black & jewish have to be so negative! DISLIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[pharastar1]

@Dlovely291 because its a comedy of her making fun of her being black and jewish be cause it a rare thing lighten up!!!!

[thestormlscoming]

this is fantastic.

[ReligMe]

@maurithechef your funny do you hear yourself? I didn't say any racial comment whatsoever so back the hell off. Your missing screws in your brain. So please just get over yourself. Ha and for all I know you might just be a 'dumb white person' (sweeping statement on YOUR part)

[talhendelsman555]

boooom hahah

[xalleniex]

u know they are both HALF jewish right

[StrawberryParfaitx]

They are both jewish. This is a parody of a song incase some of you haven't noticed. Why don't some of you do research :)

[Lenae23]

@StrawberryParfaitx Thank you! I cant see why people keep questioning whether they are. People are slow and common sense is not common anymore.

[ReligMe]

@mikejpete they probably know a lot of the Jewish culture due to the internet. It's not hard to search it up you can know anything these days. Yes, I've heard of Ethiopia. I actually know someone personally from there and she's a close family friend. Ethiopians are converts and converts wouldn't act this way. Look, nothing against the girls in the video but I just wanna get my point across that they are not Jewish.

[maurithechef]

@ReligMe Converts ARE Jews and IF Ethiopians ARE all 'Converts' (sweeping statement on your part) most of it happened a few hundred years ago, it ain't just some new fad to get a ticket to Israeli citizenship. Haile Selasse was already persecuting Ethiopian Jews way back when. While, ironically, stealing all our religious symbology ...'Lion of Judah', 'Mount Zion', etc. If you are NOT Jewish, you CANNOT define who IS anymore than I, as a non-black person, can define your 'Blackness'B"H

[maurithechef]

@maurithechef Sorry, I did just realise that you might just be a dumb 'White' Person....

[arezoi]

@maurithechef i thought being Jewish meant that your religion is Judaism

[sophy0111]

it does, its not a race, its a choice to believe in the G-d that created us and follow all His commandments, otherwise, whats your purpose in life? work, home, work home 10 years later- holiday. No purpose there. educating your kids, to become people of the G-d Jewish people beleive in, makes you a person of manners, ettiquete, decent, ethical, modest, refined and good. its a religion of strength and unity, and it goes back to the day the world was created, never to be annialated.

[sophy0111]

our purpose is to serve our G-d the best as we can and repay Him for all the good He does do us. And thats called challenges in life they may be hard but their only obstacles to get as many good deeds as you can. our purpose is to sanctify our G-d's name.

[TehVeryHappyMan]

@sophy0111 So brainwashed..You don't see what their doing to you :(

[sophy0111]

@TehVeryHappyMan To you not being brainwashed is being strong and making no decision to believe in anything to show that you are the leader of your own life just floating along, but wait all is ok if i'm an athiest i don't need to commit to anything at all.

and you can't be brainwashed if you choose to learn something- you don't see how lost you are?:( can you feel that feeling of emptiness? waniting to find clarity of a purpose other then a salary?

[TehVeryHappyMan]

@sophy0111 Ha, Being an atheist doesn't mean I can't have morals. I find meaning in life by exploring it, not being told what my "meaning" is. Don't reply, I have nothing against you.

[TehVeryHappyMan]

@sophy0111 And to clarify, I feel no emptiness. Only happiness and freedom, I love my life, friends,family and knowledge.

[Akintobi]

@maurithechef Judaism is a religion and culture Not a race. If Ethiopians are converts, then they converted many many centuries before the European Jews of today did. I'm a history student at University and in the history books, Haile Selasse is a direct descendent of Queen Makeda and King Solomon in 960 BC; Their Son's name was Menelik I. This is like 3000 years ago. How far does Judaism go back in Poland, Germany, Russia, etc...?

[NiEDEZ130]

i'm jewish and i found this funny

haha u know alot of us =]

[alihomran22]

Bitches yall fucking suck no lie

[MsHeartsContent]

CUUUUTE!! LMAO!

[michig911]

Funny...lol

[SuperWalker16]

Lol

[tigerLRg245]

מה לעזעזל?!??

[Speirs90]

Damn dese girls are hawt.

[jackb543]

@theraheeldeel

Are you kidding me, that one with the Afro was amazingly hot, u have no Sence in woman, maybe I think she's so hot cuz she's my absolute type, or maybe she's just really hot

[jackb543]

@theraheeldeel u kidin me, that one with the Afro was sssssssoooooo hot

[ReligMe]

@Akintobi I am Jewish. Just bc they know about birthright doesn't mean their Jewish. Most of the world knows about it so dot even try to argue w/me

[Akintobi]

@ReligMe I'm not trying to argue w/ you, just setting out some facts for you since you said you don't know. The fact is they are both Ashkenazi Jewish.

They are born Black Jews and they are actresses. Actresses who were asked by a team of other Jewish people, White Jews, at Funny or Die to make this video.The one w/ the afro is Bonnie from 'Vampire Diaries'. Her mom is a Russian Ashkenazi Jew and her dad is African American. Katerina aka Bonnie was born in Switzerland and raised in LA.

[Akintobi]

@ReligMe Its just supposed to be funny. I don't understand why so many people are making something out of nothing. And please don't think I'm throwing attitude b/c I'm really not. I don't like combative situations.I just think its important to give people information when they make it clear they don't know something.

[Immachevyboy]

Love the dodge challenger in the driveway.

[TheRaheelDeal]

yuk! ghetto women are so not lady like or attractive! ;/ 

[aramglasband]

This video is classic. These girls did some justice to this song and not to mention great imagination! Shalom to your mother

[PolizeiGestapo]

Blacks are not Jewish nor Semetics who are from Shem, but they are from Ham who was black.

[Trigathus]

Lool

[ReligMe]

*not

[ReligMe]

@TheInsane222 obviously their nit Jewish

[Akintobi]

@ReligMe They are both Ashkenazi Jewish.

"No Paper Planes/But I'm Takin Flight/I Got A Free Trip To Israel: Birthright"

Check it out: birthrightisraeldotcom

If You are Jewish,then this will be interesting for you.

[mikejpete]

@ReligMe they could be. There mother is, they obviously know a lot about their culture. It's not like a synagogue's going to be like "no blacks allowed". Plus aside from the biracial thing...have you heard about Ethiopia? They still practice the ancient form.

[TheInsane222]

I have this voice in my head saying "i bet theyre not even jewish"

[pharastar1]

@TheInsane222 well they are both jewish their both half white with black dads its them making fun of the fact you do not see a lot of black jews being jewish is not a race !!!!!!

[deezymakegwap]

like this comment if you black and jewish

[ashselmel1]

@deezymakegwap i am white and jewish-but i doing like!

[martydrooo]

@deezymakegwap yeah an abomination

[DrappySlapPappy67]

Racist and random

[pharastar1]

@DrappySlapPappy67 they aer both really jewish by their white moms!!!

[cwp4eva]

Who knew Bonnie has such comedic timing

[LMFAOsinger09]

hahahahah lol awsome :D

[YosefSkato]

Lol why is she wearing a Kipah if its only for males

[Akintobi]

Screaming "f*ck a hater"..lol

[JoshBrennanMusic]

im jewish this is jks if u dont like it u cant take a joke

[65190916]

I love you marry me I'm jewish -3

[cooldu77]

mdr tu es la meilleur Kat !!! :)

[danadoo95]

Shameful

[danadoo95]

I hope you understand what your doing...smh

[glitterswagg1921]

Im jewish and i dig this!!! P.s i actually have a really small nose : /

[mrakaflame]

Why do jews have big noses? Air is free.

[messygirl2009]

@mrakaflame well u should ask a jew that xD i would love to know the awnser but i am pretty sure it was just somthin she could throw in there to rymecause i get the ass part but not the nose part... and ik u were joking but i had to awnser

[wrightgirl96]

Love this!!!! it explains me!!! Black and Jewish!!!!

[ifourworldscollidex3]

LOOOL this is awesome

[Akintobi]

"Avoiding pork like I'm supposed to do.

But it's hard when there's good barbeque

Sittin close to you (don't pass me that sh*t)" ....lol

[402smallrecords]

Hit me up for a deal

[hottie1248]

haha interesting mix LOL they're like drake

[KiraFab88]

Katerina Graham is sooo cool!!!!))))))

[cubs2084]

This is amazing

[Jonas3084]

<3



[italiangirl316]

they have swag!

[pandacohen]

אתם אדירות!!!!אוהב אותכם!love you from israel!!

[ItsMeitalBaby]

white and jewish , from Israel - but i loved it !!! good jobbbbbbbbbb :)))

[SuperTheodosia]

Manichwitts wine my fav, it's really good too!

[MegaHalomalo]

look at the pictures in the start of the video one of the last people they show looks white in the photo are they white

[Akintobi]

@MegaHalomalo Race is a funny thing in America. Having any black parents, grandparents/great-grandparent­s makes you black here. The white looking guy in the beginning is Wentworth Miller III (the guy from Prison Break) His dad is black & white. His mom is arab & Dutch. He's a "quadroon" (1/4 black). The white looking woman @ the end was Rasheeda Jones. Her dad is Quincy Jones, the famous music producer. So she's 1/2 black. While she looks white, she's not.They're Black & Jewish lol

[inspiredbysnowx3]

This is horrible

[ricohvius1]

She's cute, could've toned the language down so I could share it.

[MegaHalomalo]

best music video pardoy ever black and jewish for ever!

[rachelgiovanna]

love so muchh

[SP0NGEB0BL0VESPATRIC]

i listen to this everyday like its cajj.

[Tal1981]

I love it!!! Great video!! Don't forget Jordan Farmar and Jose Bautista. Two great black and jewish athletes!!!

[19EHF]

Wow amazing. Now I want to meet a Chinese Muslim

[19EHF]

Ha ha love it. CLAIM THAT HERITAGE GIRL!!!! BLACK AND JEWISH BLACK AND JEWISH BLACK AND JEWISH BLACK AND JEWISH!!!

[BlondeEyeCandy]

@19EHF ur stupid

[GigglezBox]

Haha sooo stereotypical but hilarious! :D

[TheLilywhite20]

they actually really pretty

[Sc0f1N]

@292929292929100 are you Palestinian? because I'm american dude. If you are I could kind of understand were you are coming from.

BYW bus drivers are the biggest evil in the world.

[warlords203]

she admits her ass is big wow

[Akintobi]

@warlords203 Uhh, Yea..lol..having a big booty is good to black people sweetie

[Raso8k]

o man katerina graham is so goddamn fine

[panamanubian]

I was not expecting to see this! Hahahahahahahaa.

[Wackozzz]

Lol holocaust fucking cancer jews please die jews

[AeonPhoenixZero]

L'Chaim, BITCHES!!

[tinydancer1965]

I love this. It's a funny & feel good video. She has to be Jewish. No one knows THAT much to make fun of without being Jewish ;-)

[Akintobi]

@tinydancer1965 Yea, her mom is a Russian Jew

[osnapitzbari]

lmfao.

[wii81ad]

you retards... its funny! stop beeing a smartass and enjoy it! now thats what the black jewish girl said.. can a brutha gittah like around here?

[chencarmi1]

im not black but im jewsh :)..

from israel :D

[Sc0f1N]

@292929292929100 yes he was dubass!

[Sc0f1N]

Wait.. are you muslim?

[Sc0f1N]

Troll.

[Sc0f1N]

Christ was a Jew moron. And Christianity was based off of Judaism. Fucking troll.

[Reno2324]

@Sc0f1N Jesus was a 'Judean', not a Jew. FUCKHEAD!

[amiel169]

@Reno2324 you really stupid jesus are a (rabbin of jew) in this time

[Reno2324]

@Sc0f1N The religious sect in Judea, in the time of Jesus, to which self-styled "Jews" today refer to as "Jews", were known as "Pharisees". "Judaism" today and "Pharisaism" in the time of Jesus are the same.

Jesus abhorred and denounced "Pharisaism"; hence the words, "Woe unto you Scribes and Pharisees, Hypocrites, Ye Serpents, Ye Generation of Vipers".

[NoDestinyLive4Now]

Free trip to Israel---Birthright! :)

[lorrijohn90]

Im white and Jewish

[AntiShitMitiC]

Wow ,You cant be jew if your mother bitCh is not jewish

...So what ever rapes a jewish bitCh ,,the jew is the fucking result ...Always

iMagine a cockroach raping & scuming the filthy jewish pussy ?????

9 months later .....we wait a Baby Cockroach,,but damn ,,its a fucking jew Baby ?????

Coshie lol

[naoraviv12]

529 people are White and Nazi

[BlondeEyeCandy]

@naoraviv12 RUDE

[Sc0f1N]

@292929292929100 what did I just tell you.and Jesus was a jew! you are cursing yourself bitch!

[Sc0f1N]

@292929292929100 I am jewish!! why don't you go pray to baby juesus!! I have no problem with cristans but its idiots like you i hate. I am 12.

[AntiShitMitiC]

Animal jew @Sc0f1N ...so you are jew & rabbi Heblew,cut & sucked your littel jewish shmuk ?¿.....dont you feel that rabbi Heblew,fagged You ?¿

[Sc0f1N]

I'm jewish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tttBig]

@kdmatmtmd

because they killed "innocent palestinians" or because Hitler hated the fact the jews held the top jobs? pick your poison, ignorant.

you want to write another anti-semitic ignorant comment?

[tttBig]

@kdmatmtmd

ask Hamas why they use them as human shields.

[carmeli51]

@kdmatmtmd

it's not like that at all, but it's a war and what the world see is all the bad stuff

[tayahmorris]

anyone else notice the girl in the blue shirt is Bonnie from Vampire Diaries ? xD

[daniellawluke]

I like this song. I am a black Jew of descent and I am glad to see that I am not the only Black Jew in the world. I don't fully observe Judaism. But I observe it as a cultural duty. I wish there was more black Jews in the world. I always feel alone in this world. Finding a wife is hard when you are a Black Jew, I feel so isolated.

[Akintobi]

@daniellawluke There are over a million Jewish Blacks in Ethiopia. There have been since at least 960 B.C.E. to the present. Historic fact,not based on the Bible, Torah nor Qur'an, but substantiated by all 3. Go to Ethiopia if you want a born Black Jew wife. They're not big on non Ethiopian marriages, but you can try...lol..plus the women tend to be Hot!  Good luck w/ that ;)

[Akintobi]

@daniellawluke There are Black Jews in the Sudan too, but there's a genocide going on there now against them, soooo I wouldn't go there. They'll all be dead or raped by arabs if this genocide doesn't stop soon. Either way, not a wifey you'd want, unless you're into the whole dead or traumatized thing :/

[gameking50P]

we should do black and muslim after this :P

[MyDj33]

good song

[SorryforthePartyR0ck]

I stab my enemies with my menorah Lmfao

[videobrooke54]

*fuuuuunnnnnnyyy  I hate autocorrect

[videobrooke54]

Ruining Ny

[RELOvadya]

חח שבר אותי חחחחחחח

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יהודי מלוד

[SOCESFREAKS]

Can u download this on iTunes?

[Ninjabunny765]

524 dislikes? Nice try Hitler and KKK

[PiparTydruk]

haha that afro girl was so pretty

[TheDestroyer1210]

LMFAO too funny

[shlomi123123]

jwish in the billding

[LavaFrank]

swag at 3:09

[obebos19961703]

Very funny :DDD

[JakeandSamantha]

OMG!!! LMMFAO!!!! Too funny! I'm 1/2 black, Japanese and all Jewish, yo! Hell, yea!

[KarlBNP]

THROW THE JEW DOWN THE WELL! SO MY COUNTRY CAN BE FREE!

[MsCeon]

give as some money jewish people !

[BeatsByWeight]

@MsCeon I dont have much to give

[NikolIwanowa]

Black and Jewish <3<3 like

[DS4ShoreWho]

"had my bar mitzvah at KFC" LMAO