OMG! That is not what I expected when I clicked on this video. If you want to chat with a real cute single girl, contact me (aim/yahoo screen name: JessicaTeases19 )
Great another retarded video!!! why do people do this? Ok I am done looking at videos, time to chat, any single cute guys out there? if so contact me on yahoo or aim > JessicaTeases19
Yes, walking around with a measuring tape on your head is stupid and will not get you laid to all but the fat seamstress. Also, when your teeth repair work is complete, get speech therapy so you don't sound like you're speaking with a cock in your mouth.
Ok, that CAN be called peackok theory, but it'll take more than just that thing in the head. Of course as MPUA you know that.
The only thing that I disagree is that the girls have the upper hand. I prefer David X thinking: they want us too. They want and need the validation of sex. That's why sexual pull-push is, for me, the number 1 technique for attraction (and for LMR busting too)
Kevin, as a MPUA you own us an aproach video! I want to see you in action to shut up these virgin AFCs
Here in my country if you say something like "hey i have to go to see my golfish" the girl will say: ok man, go to your home good bye (at the same time she is thinking: this poor stupid guy thinkimg about golfish maybe he is going to his home to masturbate, bu me..i will continue searching for rich men)
fuk hes full of shit look how much he thinks a centimeter is.he proberly got laid once with a drunk 80 yearold usin dat pickup line and thinks hes da man.
Something that stands out? My dick is 16 inches..I'll go to the pub with that hanging out next time,and tell the woman i have to go home and feed my pussy...cat
4 years later and I STILL LOVE THIS.
karmadox 7 months ago
great
MrAJglitchPRODUCTION 1 year ago
LMFAO
andrexzx 1 year ago
OMG! That is not what I expected when I clicked on this video. If you want to chat with a real cute single girl, contact me (aim/yahoo screen name: JessicaTeases19 )
ospoilmechickt 1 year ago
Great another retarded video!!! why do people do this? Ok I am done looking at videos, time to chat, any single cute guys out there? if so contact me on yahoo or aim > JessicaTeases19
chornygirl4funk 1 year ago
Aphex Twin????
karizma8175 2 years ago
ejapiro tunare nde tembo uha!!!!!! que vyresa la nde video!!!!!
yonibogado 2 years ago
Dude very cool! however, whats with the fake teeth man?
billaire1 2 years ago 2
Yes, walking around with a measuring tape on your head is stupid and will not get you laid to all but the fat seamstress. Also, when your teeth repair work is complete, get speech therapy so you don't sound like you're speaking with a cock in your mouth.
pshinspections 2 years ago
Ok, that CAN be called peackok theory, but it'll take more than just that thing in the head. Of course as MPUA you know that.
The only thing that I disagree is that the girls have the upper hand. I prefer David X thinking: they want us too. They want and need the validation of sex. That's why sexual pull-push is, for me, the number 1 technique for attraction (and for LMR busting too)
Kevin, as a MPUA you own us an aproach video! I want to see you in action to shut up these virgin AFCs
marceldelta666 2 years ago
have you ever had sex ? i gues not :)))))))) loooser
krystme 2 years ago
Looooooooser yourself!!!! Yes I have - many times!
KevinMeinard 2 years ago
i just heard some douchebag swami feed me bullshit. thanks.
tabletop45 2 years ago
You're welcome. Mirror!!!! Doucebag!
KevinMeinard 2 years ago
you mean DOUCHEbag. spelling!!! dick cheese!
tabletop45 2 years ago
Here in my country if you say something like "hey i have to go to see my golfish" the girl will say: ok man, go to your home good bye (at the same time she is thinking: this poor stupid guy thinkimg about golfish maybe he is going to his home to masturbate, bu me..i will continue searching for rich men)
THEDARKMINK 2 years ago
This is good shit. I better write it down.
den12333 2 years ago
holy fuck, amazing! How much for bootcamp? I pay $15,000!
emulator900 3 years ago
ha vai toma no cu babaca !
depaulafireman 3 years ago
hahaha i love it ;D
oOHulaHulaOo 3 years ago
Hey its Heath Ledger!
Blackchevyss 3 years ago
Hahahahahaha
simplyalif 2 years ago
goldfish!!! kkkkkkkkk
iannetter1818 3 years ago
endsgeil^^
From what country you are?
Fifisdreck 3 years ago 2
Denmark
KevinMeinard 3 years ago
ohh man I wish I lived in Denmark .... the girls are just all hot.
rebelyell1983x 3 years ago
scary........
Lostsenshi 3 years ago 2
I swear to God I've seen this guy before lol he kinda creeps me out. He looks like a wannabe manwhore.
ChesaHakkunrai 3 years ago
fghdjghjshuheug
omarespindolakkk 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
omG my bf just broke up with me! i am soOOo sad! 2 get back at him i will strip on webcam
coolgirls11 3 years ago
ha!
yoshi101694 3 years ago
*YAWN.*
DeoVindice1861 3 years ago
I don't know this guy... is he Cliff from Cliff's List? Is he a PUA?
marceldelta666 3 years ago
....I KNOW....'can't believe it----BUT dudes,
I have been several places, where we SAW this
character...by sheer coincidence! Europe, the States, S. America(I play in a Rock group,
so we get around)-----AND...'hand on my DVD-Cam'..the S.O.B.(socrates ontiprithicator O' Be-A-..ladies) IS---one of the unfailing.
...Look at the Man-It's mental.....juz like
da 'toofy-face'put your head on d T-rip. ...If ladies are 'out'-- they be lookin bra..whare games! But I can't talk,;I cheat-musician
RANDYMEERS333 3 years ago
he kinda sound paki
rafael128645 3 years ago
Is this guy taking the piss?
iop333 3 years ago
this guy just doesn't get it does he? I think not.
jinkywantsyou 3 years ago
"Picking up girls"... so easy a cave man can do it!! LMFAO!!! it's him!!
02fastaudis4 3 years ago 2
Shit it is LOL
LevisLuger 3 years ago
hahaha this is so funny
ChrisGold88 3 years ago
Hahhaha,love this guy !!!
calin7k 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAH
Keyvan89 3 years ago
What the hell ...(seriously what the fuck ?)
Kortail 3 years ago
Are those your REAL teeth? ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO!
I'm sure the men watching this video doesn't want to see you and your fake buck teeth.
ROFLMAO!
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOO 3 years ago
your fucking asshole suck my dick nigga
buscha123 3 years ago
he would look great with a new grill
47bobber 3 years ago
Don't know why you're all talking shit about the video.
He was funny and told the truth.
That really works...
U just know how to make a good impression, be funny and creative, girls really likes that.
Noobs.
mabsousa 3 years ago 2
you dumb or something men have the upper hand who makes the money duhhh
papo4me 3 years ago
i hope this guys wearing fake teeth.
Kevart1208 3 years ago
Ossum! You rule mucho mas que Mystery!
unibrook 3 years ago
double lol... ;)
keijo2020 4 years ago
wtf
domere08 4 years ago
LOLOL
JUNEORJUNE 4 years ago
you guys are DUMB, it's obviously a fucken joke, retards
1981z28camaro 4 years ago 4
LOL
i really hope you're just kidding w/ all this crap xD funny stuff.
inuyashais4everMINE 4 years ago 2
lol i can imagine him being an RSD guy
grimreaperboi 4 years ago
fuk hes full of shit look how much he thinks a centimeter is.he proberly got laid once with a drunk 80 yearold usin dat pickup line and thinks hes da man.
vutulakihill 4 years ago
wat did he do to u with the chainsaw u sik fuk
vutulakihill 4 years ago
He´s a laugh! But I doubt he really got Mystery's message though.
jaghad 4 years ago
inbred retard
monkeynuts75 4 years ago
you're calling him a retard and your username is monkeynuts75. yeah, cuz you're TOTALLY awesome.
w/e i think the guy's funny.
inuyashais4everMINE 4 years ago 6
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS!
monkeynuts75 4 years ago
ha ha ha ha ha
horalxxx 4 years ago
f l a g
pete8903 4 years ago
va te foder
ravacps 4 years ago
Something that stands out? My dick is 16 inches..I'll go to the pub with that hanging out next time,and tell the woman i have to go home and feed my pussy...cat
WhoTehFuckCares 4 years ago
stfup and show some girls nub
Oormond 4 years ago
LOL, He is an idiot but has verygood points,
gabrielmayhem2007 4 years ago
That's so true man... Girls think that we are dogs... especially in a bar or a nightclub. Showing creativity, not interest... smart... Go Lions...!
danmx1970 4 years ago
pretty funny hehe. He's only poking fun. He sounds like an Native American chief though.
kealan8010 4 years ago 2
ananın amı amına koyım ne saçmalıyon lan gerzek
olcaytolcay 4 years ago
yeah my goldfish is a hundred times prittier dan you b1tch
Godpimp 4 years ago
He's teaching with comedy. Its a joke but he is actually touching on tried and true methods ... its genius on so many levels! LOL.
RTistAngel 4 years ago
I think he is an idiot!!!
sebastianovergaard 4 years ago
Wow, second video I've watched, another homerun. This guy is genius! Great comedy.
flasheric 4 years ago
This guy is a genius. LMAO
aaronCapricorn 4 years ago
soundes like he is chewing a penis..
redcomet2006 4 years ago
I want to see some proof. I think it's fake and let me see you try this in the field.
TGArthur 4 years ago
sounds like he is chewing a penis..
redcomet2006 4 years ago
bet ur familur with that sound...
solgunflame1 4 years ago
thank you kevin meinard thank you
jonb3917 4 years ago
who is he and were can i find him i have to shake his hand
RacerX1111 5 years ago
but i first must go home to look at my goldfish
BE THE LION IN THE CITY
RacerX1111 5 years ago
I can't wait for the next video!! I'm not going anywhere without my measuring band!!! ; )
Kaliffen 5 years ago
:-)
smileyplaces69 5 years ago