NINJAS F*#@ING HATE FRUIT! - FruitNinja iPhone game review - Blunty3000

[Volo2233]

LMFAOOOO 0:35

[theboarman]

nice

[TheKkandcc]

NO FRUIT WAS HURT IN THE MAKING AND PLAYING OF THIS GAME... Naa Thats Bullshit This Fruit Was Powend!!!!!!!!!!

[xXxDeathmournxXx]

Good review, subbed because you don't do paid reviews!

[UpgradedLockhelm]

laughed at 1:54

[princessofdark233]

i love those squishy sounds :D

[milaeatwork]

yeah - easy go

[jeffmama1111]

haha this guy is so funny, i couldnt stop laughing at the start

[Narukosan01]

Did'nt you know that you can use multiple slices?Well if you do'nt know then try it its fun!

[itssmeeinajiffy]

i unlocked all blades and backgrond

[Jhenryman]

dude i would like to see your review for plants vs zombies (:

[ShadowDragons4ever]

you should do a review of Angry Birds too. XDD

[omer2324]

Its out for android now, loving it :D

[StarKiller561]

Hey blunty. I bought this app as soon as you started playing it. I was just waiting for it to download about halfway through the review. Anyway, this is the best review because it goes really in depth and it acutally has funny moments. You along with some other great reviewers and LPers inspired me to make videos. If you're ever in the mood for terrible bullcrap that makes you want to look at something else, check it out.

[andyguitarz]

i just love this game :D

[mccud002]

hey blunty, i just bought a ipod touch 4g. i have had alot of people telling me that i should jail break it. but i am unsure about this. what do you think? is jail breaking it a good idea? is yours jailbroken?

[ShadowSpawn666]

Compleatly made up bullshit historical fact.

[MartianMafia]

id like to go to the fruit market with a katana and hack all the fruit into pulverized messy goodness

[Spedding101]

I love this game, i'm adicted. I have to charge my iPod about three times a day

[WeEatBrainz]

Veggie samurai is now on the ipad... Made by the same creators but with veggies and you can chop fruit up to 4 times now.

[AwesomeHaHaAnime]

wait wait... a 3:39 review on fruit ninja? thats pretty long lol. can you give a splinter cell review. a 400-500 mb game. 3:39+ more i guess would do it justice. but for a game that slices and dices ... meh? lol

[xXFlameDogXx]

I got this game, It's as awesome as he says.

[RumbliesOfSapientia]

:40 with CC on. "I'm going to be reviewing the socks are getting cold for main job"

[SNP185]

if your interested in another app thats insanely funny try Crush The Castle

[gregthecoolnerd]

Thank you for the review, Blunty. I've been looking for a new iPhone/iPod Touch game to download, and I will certainly be checking this one out.

[mskittychic79]

Nice! I'll have to check that out.

By the by, you are looking especially sexy lately, love the gray. :)

[woodmank58]

3:03 who rides the train

[jeriahdeathshade123]

is there any pokemon apps

[AwesomeHaHaAnime]

@jeriahdeathshade123 I WANT A POKEMON APP, there should be like an original red, blue, yellow. im pretty sure it can handle it :(

[MattTheSpratt]

This is how Michael Bay makes fruit salad.

[kukuruju]

you are so sweeeet...

[thatgameboy3200]

cool

[Gregory748]

blunty this is the best game ever!!!!!

[legolooney]

i remember when blunty had black hair

[PedroBremberger]

loved it ! XD

[SNP185]

hey blunty, have you had problems with getting it to respond to your finger movements?, mine version just doesnt respond to swiping across the face, but i cant turn off sound a music. kind a bummed cause i got this app on ur review, nearly threw my iphone at the wall trying to get it to work last night. o_O

any help would be nice

[Blunty3000]

@SNP185 I've had none of those issues. Try a reboot (sometimes the iphone goes a bit wonkey after an install)

[SNP185]

@Blunty3000 Blunty!, you have wrecked my life...

cheers for the help, but having fixed the problem i cant stop playing it o_O

[11bane11]

This game needs a zen mode.

[Camoz20]

I want fruit ninja for android dammit

[stormseker]

Blunty Are You A Real Person Or Somthing I Just Made Up?

[DarkMnMChocolate]

Dang is that your new living room? That's pretty rad.

[razor2657]

Nice shirt :P

[JMTRnb69]

they actually tested the sharpness of their swords with prisoners that were sentenced to death row :) tv is awsome

[dundee2456]

last part was funny " unless u jail break it but ehh" haha

[FoxCarnage]

All that alliteration you use is freaking brilliant.

[Ledgendwood]

Looking good Blunt. Nice T-shirt :)

[NoTimeForComplacency]

Nice little jalibreak aside at the end there, Blunty.

Good review, as always

[PaperComedy]

Nice review! It's cool when you review stuff that most people don't know about! I just wish I had an iPhone :(

[KingGeartech]

Hey Blunty, why not take the audio sound of the slicing that you like so much and turn it into a ring tone or text alarm. I have done that with my favorite stormy quote: "Look sir, droids!" and people can't get enough of it. I even have the probe droid noise from ep 5 as my ringtone. Just a suggestion.

[whoo689]

Fruit-slicing ninjas would be great additions to restaurants. ;) Productivity would go through the roof.

[whoo689]

@whoo689 Well, ninjas that slice food in general, that is.

[niekolaas2]

Hey blunty, did they pay you to do this review, or is it just simply because you love slicing food like a ninja?

[Blunty3000]

@niekolaas2 I don't do "paid reviews". Ever. And anyone who does take cash to publish something they call a "review" is an asshole.

[SharpShot501st]

@Blunty3000

That is one of the best answers to a question I have seen in a very, very, very long time.

[sirdeadlock]

@Blunty3000 Is getting a sample product at no charge different than getting paid if you get to keep the product?

[demonmuffin]

@sirdeadlock it's a trade then - no actual cash is passed, but they are giving him a sample for his review - they want to know his opinion.

[Astartes40000]

@Blunty3000 well said XD

this looks cool but I can't play it since I have a zune HD

oh well

[shoopdawoop70reviews]

@Blunty3000 what about mark from CGR :(

[JMTRnb69]

@niekolaas2 i bought this before his reveiew and i really liked it try it its really fun and simple i just happen to be subscribed to him

[ZEROPRODUCTIONSVIDEO]

I'll have to check it out...

[dulli78]

great review - I'm gonna get it :)

[RumbliesOfSapientia]

Any surprise boobs in this game?

[whoo689]

@RumbliesOfSapientia Well, there are plenty of melons. ;)

[nichalobeze8]

you're a great app reviewer

[kitfaaace]

I would LOVE that tshirt. And, awesome video as usual Blunty ^___^

[TearsOfWar1]

ishoot is better than this.

[asimsinthehouse]

Its wat all kids wanted to do. But didnt cus of the mess, and the money.

[scottishboy1987]

Wow thats creepy your reviewing this while i just downloaded it yesterday lol

[dustinjr1993]

i hate open feint! i feel like im harrased and theres no escape because almost every game has it 0.0 i dont feel like entering in my open feint account info to log in to a game i probably will play once! not really talking about this game btw

[CrazyMetalKidd]

great all they need now is an asswiper app wipe an ass with tiolet paper using your finger to swipe

[sneskegagama]

You Need to get White Lines or Finger Physics both are incredibly addictive and can consume your time.

[Kevmax666]

I love how u say Bullshit

nice review

[spike199517]

So R Lee ermey is a ninja

[nightspeed36]

ur awsome

[MongooseBeep]

i want to be a fruit slicing ninja when i grow up...

[peglegelizajackman]

MONKEY SHAKER!

[kanethemadman]

oh yeah man you should also check out zombie smash, its pretty good.

[kanethemadman]

wouldn't ninjettes just be female ninjas? also your a horrible fruit murdering monster.

[tacoshitter]

@kanethemadman no, ninjets is a ninja plane that assassinates other planes.

[Aitamen]

Very nice... I'm a fan of classic arcade style simplicity. Don't own an iphone, doubt I will (I rarely leave my house, I've not much need for anything portable, and I have my DS for that), but I love that the media is being used in such an awesome way as this.

[ForGetIttt]

haha i have it! :D

[InvisableFlame]

Need....iphone..... o.o;;;

[xTurnipTimex]

I really want to buy that..

[ShadowDragons4ever]

I know a similiar game that I have in my iTouch (which uses the same games) and it goes by the name Angey Birds. Best Game Ever. Who doesn't like flinging birds at fotresses to destroy a group of green pigs?

[rivenrock]

Cute game, and cheap.

[linkinpain]

this game looks pretty fun =] ima get it

[Kongaschlumpf]

Hi...Could you make a review of the Iron Man 2 Game if you don't mind? I'm not sure if I shoud buy it...

[MrDreigon]

looks like one of the minigames from warioware touched on ds

[ToonLawliet]

I do that, am I a ninja?

[SirKanti1]

i wish i had the money to buy an iphone :(

[cadian14758]

@SirKanti1 get an ipod touch, same as an iphone, without the phone parts

[SirKanti1]

@cadian14758 but i want the all in one :(

[cadian14758]

@SirKanti1 superglue a mobile phone to the back :D

[SirKanti1]

@cadian14758 lol like it :P

[t3st3]

That game looks really cool! :) Is it available also for iPad?

[LeonSKennedy828]

Looks like fun, oddly enough o.o;

[MattyTbh]

Bought the app. Thanks for the review (Y)

[thevictorstudios]

dude, u look like tony stark... awesome

[Lifeiis]

I saw this, and was totally skeptical. This review has totally changed my mind.

[12rens]

great game,

I recommend you doodle jump that is also a fun game.

[Itoby2]

A short Ninja fact.. They never wore black suits, they used regular cloth to "blend" in.. They would dress up as a gardner to get close to a house, and then use the tools they got from the gardening and so on... :)

[jargoseth]

love the star trek shirt...NERDOM!!!!!like for that!!! :P

[TheRussell333]

Just got the game. Highscore 271!!! Hooray haha

[dbz1229]

Nice review =)

Looks like a game I'd enjoy =)

[PenneyBack]

ninjas vs fruit:

WHEN WILL THE BLOODSHED END?!!!

[ircanhaspie]

@PenneyBack never

[DarkFireJoshy]

I love this game. Blunty I thank you for reviewing it, makes me feel special somehow. Dont ask my why.

[oppai182]

>=] 250 on my friends phone, hes pissed he cant beat it :D

[TheRussell333]

This game looks pretty sweet, im going to go buy it now :D

[guerilla619]

been playing it for a like half an hour top score of 299 =D

[deancutty]

MEGA GREY!

Blunty, You awesome man. =P

[LittleBuddah118]

hi blunty i know this is a bit of subject but would you recomend buying a iphone as my current phone is knackered p.s. your reviews are awesome

[Blunty3000]

@LittleBuddah118 Yes. But wait. New model likely in June

[lhproductions00]

@Blunty3000 Is there really coming a new model? Because I saw the video from Apple about the new things coming out and they werent speaking about a new model...

[DarthAndre24]

Hey Nate! You like like Robert Downey Jr. LOL Peace :)

[AWGLCommunity]

Go AUSTRALIA and love ya Blunty for hating the Bieber Fans :D

[clicb4]

Yet another video I can add to my Cool iPhone Apps playlist.

[clicb4]

Thanks a lot Blunty. First I found Soundrop, then Talking Carl, and now this (which I just downloaded)? Well, at least I won't be bored any time soon. :P

[mrwaha1]

i love your shirt blunty

[Alectrow]

tell em the price son!

[Blunty3000]

@Alectrow as I've already explained; I have viewers from all over the world, The price and currency varies depending on where you are, to save confusion, or having to list every damn regional pricing structure, or having later viewers confused or mislead as the price may change at a later date, or a number of other issues, I don't usually mention price for this type of thing... it's not hard to look it up on the app store to find out, it'll take you seconds.

[elvee88]

@Blunty3000 well u could just mention it like: in australia its 4 dollars right now. I assume the price wont be that much higher or lower in Europe or USA.

[OMG1wtf]

Aww! Now I wish I had an iPhone.

[EraEyesofShadow86]

kinda like Rainbow Ninja lol

[KenanVideos]

Looks awesome! Wish there was a version for the omnia hd

[hoolygoo]

lol blunty wtf did you say after jailbreak the iphone??

[BenneyBoy444]

@hoolygoo But you aint mena? Lolz sounds somet like that :D

[Jath0105]

@hoolygoo I thought it was ... "Ehmni" ... Kinda

[katgirl21]

This sounds like an copy of the fruit slicing game from WarioWare...

Still looks fun though!  How much does it cost?

[guerilla619]

lol downloading now

[NPoonHandler]

Great review of a Great App. Thanks for another great video Blunty :)

[onkyponk3]

try doodle jump

[Christoffer47]

Hello again, I am Blunty! :D

[halo3guyy]

flight control was my favourite.

[FMAFanz0r]

what is your current high score? or have you even tried to go for the gold lol? my highest so far is about 120... then my bus arrived lol.

[Blunty3000]

@FMAFanz0r My best so far is just 180

[gokarter28]

@Blunty3000 I got 150 :)

[TheOneAndOnlyTig]

@Blunty3000 244 is my best. =]

[shaunosullivan111]

i hate you blunty. im trying to do an assignment (3000 words on bail) and you suggest this to me.... gah!!! :P

[Blunty3000]

@shaunosullivan111 Your lack of self discipline is not MY problem, slacker :P

[shaunosullivan111]

@Blunty3000 haha im almost done anyways. and its not due for a few weeks. very good game! thanks for the vid

[rlim6]

@shaunosullivan111 haha same here, probably not as extensive as 3000 words but physics is stupidly boring.

[Sorry100000]

Awesome review Blunty! <3

[MADMANx511]

I did work experience/traineeship with Halfbrick Studios for a period of 6 months. Really cool guys. They also help Krome Studios from time to time.

:D

[Blunty3000]

@MADMANx511 I had a pre-release copy of the game and yeah, in the few emails I shared with 'em, they seemed like great people.

[MADMANx511]

@Blunty3000 for sure.

[xValerianx]

Halfbrick are awesome, i have had the privilege of meeting some of their devs and this app certainly complements the iPhone in every way possible!! I love it!!! 5/5

[Mochme]

good review I would say 5/5 but that doesnt mean much now so thumbs up i suppose

[xThatxOtherxGuyx]

If only I had an iPhone.

[martinthew]

And how does Blunty know of the ninja's innate hatred for fruit? There are ninjas with him in the video, that's how; you don't see them 'cuz they're ninjas!

HAIYAH! (Mango falls from a tree seemingly whole, then splits five seconds later.)

[Rumil20]

Ive alredy bought it. SWEET AS GAME.

as some people are saying. (lol)

"Its the new Doodle Jump"

[WarblazerTM]

Thank you for entertaining me blunty

[chinomunk]

umm maybe i never catch it, but if you do another rewview, can you say how much the app costs?

[Blunty3000]

@chinomunk I have viewers from all over the world, The price and currency varies depending on where you are, to save confusion, or having to list every damn regional pricing structure, or having later viewers confused or mislead as the price may change at a later date, or a number of other issues, I don't usually mention price for this type of thing... it's not hard to look it up on the app store to find out, it'll take you seconds.

[chinomunk]

@Blunty3000 ah okeis

well atleast could you add like on an x/5 rate?

[SigSig14]

Very cool, this is just another reason for me to buy an Iphone. By the way, do you happen to know what that banner means behind you? Just curious.

[Blunty3000]

@SigSig14 No idea... and it's not a banner, it's a duvet cover ;P

[adam67]

Yay for supporting Aussie devs. =)

[RSfan4lif3]

I was patiently awaiting for you to set off a bomb. :)

[Meggie1707]

lol thats awesome :D

[MokkeePokkee]

OH EMM GEE

[d4wnch1ld]

I'm afraid that i'd have to disagree with this app, if ninjas truly hated fruits, there would be no fruits remaining in existence

[Blunty3000]

@d4wnch1ld You're thinking of Chuck Norris ;P

[iBadmat]

cool app

[Roberertoto]

blunty is a champ.

[DavetzWin]

Sounds addicting, i might download this.

[JuicetinDude]

epic app