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  • WATCH OUT WE HAVE A BADASS OVER HERE!

  • Ahahahaha....good one!

  • ahaha freekin halarious

  • lol he raps

  • It was so hilarious when he did his slave-master voice it reminds me of another skit in madtv (wizard of oz) the gimp slave

  • thinkin every nigger be sellin the product

  • can anyone tell me which song the alarm is from

  • @jamietje it's from the movie Kill Bill

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  • KEEP OF THE GRASS!!?!!?!??!?!

  • funniest shit ever

  • lmfao!!!!!!...... funny

  • BALLS OF STEEL - i saw that one fucking awesome

  • hey watch my hot bball video its so awesome

  • "Cause im a man with a tan, drugs is part of my plan.. That is shit that i cannot understand.. Keep off the grass, this aint star trek motherfucker..!"

    *guy starts walking away*

    Hahahaha god i love this guy!

  • hahah the white guy just experienced his most awkward moment in his life.

  • why yo disliking this video u think that we were whipped for 200 years just to be hated by yo white cunts?

  • @oglow100 like you were whipped for 200 years. Shut the fuck up

  • @AlphaOneIsDown You shut the fuck uo you fucking dumb cunt when i say that it doesn't mean that it was me but it was my people... fucking idiot

  • @oglow100 No shit get the sarcasm man.. If YOUR people right now would act normal maybe nobody would hate on them. Fucking killing stealing selling weed and what not, and thats not it. I aint saying all of the black people are like that, but face the truth, most are. Maybe next time when you break the law, think about how much more YOUR people will be hated on. Motherfucker end of discussion.

  • @AlphaOneIsDown White people also steal, kill, smoke weed, etc... not only black people...

  • @oglow100 True that, but if you look up the statistic most crimes committed by black people, and thats a fact.

  • @AlphaOneIsDown Black people in america maybe but not all around the world i'm not even american so this information is extra offensive to me...

  • @oglow100 Well now you know. Have a wonderful day.

  • @AlphaOneIsDown Mother fucker end of discussion? Is that really all you have? To you mister I don't need to reveal my nationality or my background but you sir are one ignorant cunt.

    Who even says shit,... Fucking killing stealing selling weed and what not" Really, wow? I don't know what country your living in, but you're fucked up cunt. Every race does that bitch.. and maybe your statistics are wrong. Cause that shit ain't true in Australia .. cunts like you need to get their jaw kicked in !!

  • @MrsSaithSatan California Oakland bro...and my statistic are correct you and other black folks living in europe or outside the US are called African Americans. Blacks that live in here are called niggers. And niggers my friend are the people that kill, still, sell weed and what not. If you were in oakland you would get your jaw kicked in just for opening your baboon mouth.

  • 14 people are white supremiscists

  • Love this part. " Do i look high to you?, I Didn't smoke shit all day MF!"

  • cause i'm a man with a tan drugs is part of my plan that is SHIT! that i do not understand!

  • shit himself much

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  • If you enjoy the type of comedy he is trying to portray then look up the "Amazing Racist" for some real humor.

  • 100 to 1 odds he is high as hell and/or has been that day.

    And what does being high have to do with following culturally observed customs. Does being high keep him from being able to read and follow simple instructions? No, so why bother ranting about the irrelevant fact that a majority of blacks consume copious amounts of debilitating drugs.

  • @ImpeachObamaASAP2010 why wouldnt someone smoke a little weed before doing a spot on Balls of Steel? this is the funniest shit ive seen

  • @ImpeachObamaASAP2010 It's called comedy you blithering buffoon. Now if you'd get off your high horse and stop stating incorrect factoids your brain might actually free up enough memory cells for you to grow a sense of humor. Your name alone is a clue that you are likely to be a right wing republican bigot. Do you spend all your time finding videos of black people so you can troll it with your negative comments? Seriously get a life.

  • @Charlemagne626 I was pointing out the fact that the stuff he says is ridiculous when compared to the situation he is in. He purposely steps on the grass to provoke a response then says things that are completely irrelevant to his current situation. The guard would have responded the same to anyone being on the grass but then he goes on about drugs and being black, neither of which has any relevance to with the guard's response.

  • That's the whole point of the sketch. The man is not serious in his tirade. He's a comedian...The whole point of him standing on the grass was so the guy could tell him to get off so he'd have an opportune moment to play his joke.

  • @Charlemagne626 Former Hawaii elections clerk Tim Adams has now signed an AFFIDAVIT swearing he was told by his supervisors in Hawaii that no long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Barack Obama Jr. in Hawaii and that neither Queens Medical Center nor Kapi'olani Medical Center in Honolulu had any record of Obama having been born in their medical facilities.

  • @Charlemagne626 Quote from this affidavit: "Senior officers in the City and County of Honolulu Elections Division told me on multiple occasions that no Hawaii long-form, hospital-generated birth certificate existed for Senator Obama in the Hawaii Department of Health," Adams' affidavit reads, "and there was no record that any such document had ever been on file in the Hawaii Department of Health or any other branch or department of the Hawaii government."

  • @Charlemagne626 Another quote from the same affidavit: "During the course of my employment, I came to understand that for political reasons, various officials in the government of Hawaii, including then-Governor Linda Lingle and various officials of the Hawaii Department of Health, including Dr. Chiyome Fukino, the director of the Hawaii Department of Health, were making representations that Senator Obama was born in Hawaii,

  • @Charlemagne626 Here is the specific quote explaining the situation that i had before described:

    "My basic assumption is that he wasn't born there," Adams said. "Certifications of Live Birth were given to people who were born at home, or to people who were born overseas and whose parents brought them back to the islands. If his parents were U.S. citizens, or if one parent was a U.S. citizen, as was the case with Obama,

  • @Charlemagne626 the family would apply for a Hawaiian birth certificate when the parents came back from overseas. That's normally how you would have gotten on [a Certification of Live Birth] in the 1960s."

  • @Charlemagne626 Now does this mean he is a foreigner? Possibly yes an no. What it does prove though is that we simply do not know and that many key democrat politicians like the Hawaiian Governors Linda Lingle and Neil Abercrombie have lied in support of Obama. Not only has the Obama administration changed their story from one hospital to another the fact remains he was not born at either hospital and yet the administration has claimed both at one time or another.

  • @Charlemagne626 Also your statement shows you to be bigoted against conservates yet you complain about the bigotry of someone you dont know. Perhaps if you paid attention to what Obama is doing to the US with his health care reform, spending more money in one year than the previous president spent in 8, and increasing our military presence across the globe then you would understand my opposition of Obama. Not to mention he is the only president...

  • @Charlemagne626 of the USA to EVER not prove he was born in the US. His "birth certificate" is not a birth certificate but a "certificate of live birth" which can be obtained in Hawaii with a phone call. Its purpose was to certificate births that happened on the smaller islands that had no hospital. This loop hole has been used by many to achieve illegal US citizenship. This would mean his presidency is illegitimate and everything he has done would be overturned.

  • @ImpeachObamaASAP2010 My own birth certificate says "Certificate of Live Birth" And I was born at Hollywood Presbyterian to your words fall on deaf ears. Money makes the world go round you have to spend it to make it....You think the people of our government would actually allow a non citizen to even get on the voting ballot... How naive are you? You've been reading too much of that Nobama propaganda...

  • @Charlemagne626 even though no government official in Hawaii could find a long-form birth certificate for Senator Obama that had been issued by a Hawaii hospital at the time of his birth."

  • funniest shit out bahaha

  • HAHAHAHA This aint star trek motherfucker

  • lo i love the music befaure he starts som shit...

    "because am a black man am supposed to be stoned, i should stone u motherfucker." hahaha

    the poor guy didnt say a word lol. he just walked away

  • he did the right thing...

    walk away.....

  • lol, pretty weak of him to walk away though. He's paid to get people to keep of the grass.

  • the reason why people turn racist... :(

  • what if this was samuel l jackson..

  • mhmhmmmhmhmmm I can do this for you sir!! I've been badly behaved sir!!

  • Sign should say : "Absolutely No Grasing"

  • OMG, I would have peed my pants and run away if I was the white dude

    This was so hilarious though!

  • @JonStewROCKS Why would you pee and run away?

  • look at that white ass boy he looks so scared ;D

  • This is why white people shouldn't ask black people to keep off the grass!!!!

  • haha the guard reminds me of (Lennard i think?) out of big bang theory hahahahha

  • @whoohoo1321 Sheldon im pretty sure

  • What's the intro track called at 0:00 - 0:14 Called???

  • hahhahahahahha

  • awww ahaha that was so funny...then he gets paid to keep peope of the grass yet...he walks away from a pissed of black guy >.>

  • lmfao hes running away from him

  • yeh this is fken funny. You gotta be a stoner to try this out

  • gotta luv balls of steel, this was my favourite skit of black militant.

  • This aint Star Trek lmaoooooooooooooo

  • roflmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo­

  • He should haf put a knight stick to his fucking head. How else are they gon a learn to behave like humans. I mean thats why they put public housing in nice neighborhoods right? So we can set an example.

  • queer guard lol,

  • "hmmmmmmm hmmmmm hmmmmmmm"

  • useless guard

  • this is my favorite clip of toju.

    Keep of the grass sir

  • OMFG LMFAO! , this guy sounds exactly LIKE DENZEL WASHTIGON!

  • This ain't Star Trek motherfucker LMFAO!! Beam myself over there HAHAHAHA OMG my ribs are hurting right now!

  • that security guard got OWNED, forced to walk away like a dog without a bone HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • That guy is shiting himself

  • poor white guy :P

  • I am rolling on the FLOOR! Instant favorite.

  • FOR promotional use only! ! !

    don't even watch this and say its not funny because if you don't then you need ti get ya head out of ass and build a green house house and grow some fucking humor then smoke and then you'll see who's on grass

  • mave.foorumi.eu

  • who the fuck is on grass? XD

  • he sounds like CJ on gta san andreas

  • I love how the dude just walks away. "I'm not dealing with this. Fuck it."

  • Nah hes all "This fellow is breaking the law... Stone me? Fuck that shit."

  • poor security guard

  • Lmfao, that's fucking funny. I feel bad for the poor guy, though.

  • Funny azzz shit!

  • fuck you keep off the gras hahahaha

  • тупой нигер ! белый в мыслях давно разбил ему ебало ... просто он порядочный ... а ты черно-жопый иди в африку !

  • Is it just me or does the Militant Black Guy sound alot like Denzel Washington?

  • my new hero.

  • I ain't smoked shit all day!

  • HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, Do I look high to you Motherfcuker?

  • ofcourse......

  • ahahhah sure u will....

  • Who the fuck is on grass:D:D:D:D:D:D LOL ROFL

  • I havent smoke shit all day ! :D

  • this is the best one ever

  • "That is shit I can not understand"

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHA i just got it at the end hahahaha  can't stop laughing

  • "I ain't smoke shit all day :)!"

  • Funny how the guard for whatever eventually starts walking away.

  • awesome, 5/5 :D

  • I should stone you. LOLLOLOL

  • do i look high to you motha fucka i aint smoked shit all day

  • Who the fuck is on grass?

    I aint smoke shit all day!

    stay off the grass

  • I should stone you muthafucka! Cause im a man with a tan, drugs is part of my plan? that is shit that i cannot understand! hahaahahahahahaha

  • "Because I'm a Blackman I'm supposed to be stoned, is that it? I should stone you MotherF**... " LMAO!

  • love this show! looking forward to see enw ones!

  • OMg

    Hilarious xD

  • what's the name of the song???

  • @chikplay5332

    IS NOT A SIGN.

    what kinda shit have been smoooking???

  • @chikplay5332 DE LA SOUL-The Magic Number

  • @chikplay5332 fight the power

  • I ain't smoke shit all day :D HAHAHAA XD

  • Do i like high to you, mothafucka!

  • ROFL! xD

  • keep off da grass mathafacka xD

  • innocent guy, hope he is okay.

    It´s not real people, you don´t have to racist against black people, this show is sponsored and supervised by whites so chill.

  • omg i luaghed sop hard what a pussyyyyy

  • NOOO he got so scared, poor guy

  • This is fucking hilarious, keep of the grass...

    Sweet shit :D

  • hahahhahahahhaahaa

  • what is this from? hilarious

    "I ain't smoked shit all day"

  • balls of steel

  • BALLS OF STEEL

  • as our balkan/arab ppl in sweden : [

  • a timid security guard indeed, those brits and all their excessive politeness, sheesh...

    now if he got the same in return, a reverse militant white man response, now that would be great - a reverse joke...

  • "I ani't smoke shit all day!" lmao

  • HHAHAHA. Omg :D

  • thegonad78 is a FAGGOT!!!!!!!!! fuck u thegonad78

  • Hahha, made me laugh so hard, my girl woke up! Hahahaha :D

  • ownage XD XD X D X D

  • HAHAHAHAH. I LOVE THE SIR PART

  • hahahah!! ROFL!! OWNED That guy got so fucking oooOOooOwned!! xD xD

  • AHAHHA

  • "Just bacause im black im supposed to be stoned? is that it? i shut stone you motherfucker

  • This is a "candid camera" style show called "Balls of Steel"

    DaCHGameZ. This segment is a set-up where the black dude deliberately does something wrong and when he is corrected he makes out like it's a racial attack. Very funny. There is another segment where a pretty girl flirts with men while their girlfriends/wives are right there trying to make them angry.

  • feel bad for the guy

    BUT THAT WAS FUNNY AS HELL

  • LOOOL " i should stone you mothafucka!"

  • =)) cool i like toju

  • i kinda feel sry for the other guy... he seem's so inocent :S

  • who the fuck is on grass?! i ain't smoked shit all day, muthafucka

  • the white guy looked like he was going home to cry to his mom

  • GO TOJU

  • ROLFMAO I just cried of laughter

  • i love his jokes is the best yooo motherfucker ;))

  • Hey REM2K2, its MILITANT BLACK GUY not BLACK MILITANT GUY. You really are a 'REM'2K2!

  • lol. opps didn't even notice that

  • He was scared outta his mind!

  • haha

    the poor sod was shook

  • yh hes only doin his job. funny though

  • Wee guy shat it lol.

  • watched this vid bout 5 times :L

    I should stone u motherfuker hahaha

  • lol funny video but i still have to feel sorry for the guy. he was shittin himself.

  • BAMBOOZLED

  • OWNAGE

  • poor guy just doing his job

  • FUCK HAHA, I aint' smoked shit all day!

    Guy just fucks off lol

  • hehe poor bloke u could see he's scared