Apple Care FAIL

[epicgamers37]

so funny i shared it on facebook

[pyroboy1]

And this is one of the reasons I WILL NOT GO MAC. I know how to use a windows computer and if something goes wrong, I CAN FIX IT MYSELF. FOR FREE ... unless I need a new part.

[asofu720]

HAHAHA !!! 3:45

[maplestory616]

Danny,make a vid bout teenagers

[Bluesman1969tb]

I tell EVERYONE I know about your videos, send links to almost all of my friends....Danny, I love you, you are my best Internet friend....I SHARE YOUR FREAKING VIDEOS!!!!!

[Dreamichigo1]

People don't watch you because you are listed in Australia. List yourself as American, and you'll get 100000 + average a vid

[Theoutcome0]

GENII!!! They are not GENII at the genius bar.

Speak English!!!

[Mouseuno413]

You should make the daily life of Danny vid. And I will kill a puppy if you don't :)<= smiley face, cause I know you like a good smiley face

[tiffywiffy135]

I know how you feel

[thepeacekeeper6610]

lol



[gameguy10987]

so,you,like,get money from making these vids?

[AshlynZebraa]

press 9 over and over he sounds like a seal :->

[ThePromisesx]

you should do a video of why some people sing in the shower jajaj :D

[Anitax200]

so funny when he say´s : so you are a genius, huh? 

[Th4w]

But I don't have any friends to share your videos with! ;(

[micbros]

lo to da fucking l

[eva0the0morpher]

I love your videos and a bunch of idiots out there do not find you funny. I think a reason many ppl don't view your videos is because they use 'inappropriate language' blah blah because ppl are too soft. Hope you read this!

[TyJaiGuruDevaOm]

"and re put new stuff on it" ha-ha. I cracked up... I ALWAYS share your videos Danny. always.

[FlowSense544]

i think the guy that was a genius made 87 accounts to dislike danny's video

[paytonfrenchkylerice]

I like the gradual report. I don't want Steve or whoever it is to be poor. Jk Danny I know it's u

[3runrulez]

This comment has received too many negative votes.

[ismaelpichon]

yuuu suck

[flippinllama]

this hurt my ears



[ginkner]

This guy is like every over the top comedian from the past 20 years rolled into one guy. awesome.

btw, if you really wanna be pro, buy a PC, install linux, and use RAID. Then laugh as your hard drive failures do nothing!

[bbranco5000]

tard is not having a backup...

[Nostro200]

you arent rich cause I dont share your videos?

[davey307]

There lived scary people in Australia............

[3runrulez]

YES I DID YOU FUCKING IDIOT!

[allaaalf]

Where did the happy lemon drop ending go? Is it still in australia? :(

[derplecbob]

is that a cumfuffufumufum 0:06

[Kanacali]

Think about the retards point of view when they didn't push the restart button.

[D4NI3LGONZALEZZ]

i still love 

[luvsacake96]

thats why microsoft ishls better :3

[666CrazyCory]

IT'S FUCKING BRROOOKENN!!!!

[blumpkinable]

anyone who buys anything from apple deserves to have it break, they are all about greed, my friend plugged he`s iphone in my laptop to take some music and we had to install itunes and i ended up with everything on he`s phone on my laptop, (about 12 gig worth) it took hours, any other brand device is just drag and drop from media player

[iiWeenieHD]

@blumpkinable just because it happened to you, doesn't mean you dis-encourage everyone not to buy an apple product.

[NAWFMATIC]

@iiWeenieHD apple sucks i worked for those faggots 

[NUNCLEFRITZ]

@iiWeenieHD APPLE PRODUCTS ARE BEST 'MAINTAINED' WITH AN 8LB CLUB HAMMER.

[Bananas138]

Omg it's so true, they act so stupid..

[MuzgontarAco]

get a PC and every other kid can fix it.. with macs you cant do shit..

[Brenno60ify]

i posted some of your vids danny do you love me?

[MyBrosephstalin]

You do know they say those dumb things 'cause most of the people that go in there are complete morons too?.. Like all those people who go in saying their laptop wont turn on cause the wireless wont work, when they think its supposed to be totally wireless and not have to plug in their power cord (yes most people are that retarded).. So at least understand why they talk to you like a retard, they expect you to be one..

[shereelurvesyou]

Just gunna let you know... My whole Facebook wall, is your videos.

[bumking4]

car crash....

[Dirtypotatoeater]

So screw Mac, and buy a PC. I just saved you thousands of dollars.

[AllanFOOD]

Comrade Creeper!

[chicwithsunglasses]

OMFG THAT HAPPENS TO ME EVERY TIME ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[sageslarres]

There is a solution.... its called DONT GET A FUCKING MACINTOSH

[Traxer11]

I watched this a thousand times and I laughed every time... :D

[mj2791]

FUCK U DANY PUNK BITCH

[turminator8]

Here's How to Fix a Mac: Buy a PC

[BasicsProductions]

lol this applies to everyone! not just those apple computer "geniuses" but teachers, co-workers, parents, kids, store clerks, and just about every other person in this world.

[surfdudepenny]

lol so your computer is OFF and wont turn ON, and the guys tells you to turn it OFF and back ON again. "How exactly can i turn it OFF if it is already OFF!!!!" ahhh i hate those people! they pretend to be computer genius' and they know nothing more about computers than i do!

[tngdinoboy]

XP



[danielhinton13579]

/watch?v=1T26hP75Q3I&feature=r­elated

there, i shared your video

[sasco751]

all of ur vids are on my Facebook page cuz ur awesome

[sasco751]

ur the funniest dude goin

[smadon1]

i can fix your mac :) just bring it to my place in norway :P

[ChronMan24]

Youre so much better than those scrubs on kingofweb. especially teh tradechat chick, and all I do is play WoW. You need a video that tells people you are better than them. Step it up and I'm voting for you everyday. Seriously youre miles funnier than anyone on king of web.

[atersky]

Even 5 years ago that laptop was shit...

[tolerancija]

Get a PC...

[RoHcket]

Pff, who DOESNT share you vids, D? xD lol

[swefor]

I share you videos all the time, fuck you dany.

[theguylikesmovies]

@swefor calm down loser

[ToastmachineIdiot]

Was this the same computer you had fun with later in the Basic Computer Tutorial vid?

[elessarbre]

Danny, you just made me back up my computer. :)

[MarkoRudan]

funniest thing right to the end :/ lets give him money YOUTUBE MONEY!!!!!!!!!

[49ArmyBoy]

72 geniuses didn't like this video.

[kinchit119soni]

brilliant amazing

[TheLukeylala]

and 1:17 XD

[TheLukeylala]

0:26- 0:40 is so true!

[LILYWANNAROCK]

oh and i do show people your videos

[LILYWANNAROCK]

HA the same thing happened to my school computer, and then tried to save it, and all the pictures had retarded colours

[feedmyunicornpopcorn]

aw i made you sad :( im sorry!

[raindropette3]

i send ur videos around <3 ur awesoe

[Bloomengns]

best ending ever: fuck it. :D

but yeh, i link your videos, Danny!

[kozef93]

vote4danny



[mustangmadness1000]

stop running for king of the web! your not gonna win, their should be a limmit to how many times you can run your shitty campaign

[MackDonagh]

@mustangmadness1000 shut the fuck up, why shouldn't he run his campaign? because he's BETTER THAN YOU and your a jealous piece of shit who has no pubes, is fat and gay, and plays pokémon. pwned :L

[bibichelseafc]

Make a video about why do fall in love.PPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLEEE­EEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­SSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

[TheRangaK]

but i just pressed the sub button :D does that help?? .... that means ill be watching your videos and giving you moneeeeeeeeeyyyyy!! (sicasim based on the video i just watched) LOL this was actrully funny :D i will defs being watching for now on : P

[Fierbreth]

lol Dany, you're so awesome

[TheKarantan]

LEGEND!! :D

[PriorityOfVengence]

Aw, i was laughin the whole way through, but at the end i felt like an asshole..

THATS IT! SPAM EVERY SITE AVAILABLE WITH DANNY'S VIDEO LINKS!

[Phatferebee]

LOL, IT'S F#*KING BROKEN!



[Mrhispeedtoo]

thumbs up if you shared

[Whatsernameismyname]

I just backed up my stuff haha

[magicdweedoo]

maybe in your next video try to say more than 1 word every cut.

[DukesBigFan]

I share you! :D

[wrathofkevin]

So this is why you tried to fix the Macintosh with a giant African knife...

[lijsjd]

WTF? koala on the wall? :D LOL

[Ladiesman48321]

Real life tech support.

[ASSASSIN2142MiG2]

it wont turn on

ITS FUCKING BROKEN

[JustNickT09]

This is true.. but I had a problem with my iphone 4. lol idots. (some)

[SebbyEpicLove]

You remind me of my uncle.. He is a crazy person to :3

[jozo314]

If bored i always put in search gradualreport

[LaughAngel101]

Yes!!!! I TRIED RESTARTING IT,YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! ROFL

[m0ship0t]

i click on your ads in every video i watch, so you have nothin on me!

[CriticalMassLPs]

Makes me think of Ace Ventura.

[incredablechris]

Lmao!

[MinecraftedForMe]

@IR596120

That is BULL apple has COMPLETELY different hardware in their macs that make them better then anything else. PLUS the apple software NEVER gets bugs and the programs ALWAYS respond so yea

[94iamaranger]

i share them on my fb

[BioscenceProductions]

Molestia sent me here

[klusshelby8991]

YOU SHOULD MAKE A VID ON YOU! LIKE YOUR FAV COLOR AND SUCH! PLEASE! AND READ THIS!! PLEASE MAKE A VID ON IT!

[klusshelby8991]

im sorry.... MAC BOOK ROCKS! .... get one.....

[IR591620]

@klusshelby8991 If you may have noticed, he said that his new computer cost over $3000. Only apple would be able to get away with selling such an expensive computer. If you got a computer running Windows, with the same stats, it would mabey cost a bit over $1000. Apple coputers use the same parts as others and they still get away with marking up every piece by $100 or so. Have fun with the worst company in the world.

[m0ship0t]

@IR591620 apple "gets away with" selling their computers for more becuase they work so much frickin' better! they are faster, easier, and look waaaaay better. appreciate the genius of steve jobs! (r.i.p., genius)

[BobajoBrennen]

@m0ship0t Is that why the point of this entire video was that this guy's comp00ter b0rked and they had no idea how? I don't think Steve Jobs was much more of a genius than the "geniuses" mentioned in this video. Also, I was happy when he died-- they should make it an international holiday.

[jordanturner97]

@m0ship0t they work better? uhm... no! mac book hardware is the same as every other computer all they do is slap they're name on it and mark it up a thousands of dollars more then it should be. the mac book design is retarded, the only reason the case is remotely good is because it has 25 cents of aluminum in it. you can get a windows computer for a thousand dollars less and it will work and look WAY better. mac fucking sucks!

[m0ship0t]

@jordanturner97  seriously? have you ever even used a mac before? they have completely different stuff in them! if you drop a dell laptop, it breaks, and if you run over a mac book pro TEN TIMES it will still work! and it is TITANIUM, not aluminium. the macbook is not retarded, you are fooling yourself thinking that! it is waaay faster, it takes a mac 10 seconds to boot up and be ready to run, whereas it can take a windows up to 10 minutes to actually open something without mucking it up.

[jordanturner97]

@m0ship0t i don't know where you keep your laptops but mine are never in danger of being ran over by a car. if you take GOOD care of them and don't drop them they will last you a long time. dell sucks there are better brands then dell. and mac sucks because of its price point they give you a bunch of stupid fucking gimmicks that no one needs and the people who drop laptops are ether toddlers or idiots. why pay $3000 for a computer that you cant upgrade or fix if anything goes wrong.

[BOSNIANboy201]

get a pc!

[123kaker]

are you high? best the mac PRO chosts less than 3000..

[northflank]

IT'S FUCKING BROKEN!!

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

@KXRIDA he is Australian (so am i! XD) but im not sure if he'd living in LA or AUS atm

[KXRIDA1]

danny were are you actuall from? like were are you living ATM?

[MrHoldenMcrotch]

i tell my friends about you, it's them who don't care

[vistarox]

Apple scares me. I went to the Genius Bar yes and told a guy that I was here. He told me that I would have to wait a while so I went to the other side of the store to go play with the iPads. 20 minutes later another Genius who I've never met before comes up to me and says "Are you Louis?" The fact that the Genius knew who I was, what I looked like and was able to find me in the store scares the shit out of me.

[jakobcornell]

"IT'S FU**ING BROKEN!!!" But outside, I say, "It's broken."

[petertr2000]

Everything was Apple's fault - EXCEPT for the bit where you didn't backup. That's your job - you failed. A lesson often learned - but happily only requires a single lesson.

[jeraldhiew]

I shared your video Dan!

[Traxer11]

@jeraldhiew Who didn't :D

[BlueFoxTV]

I know the pain of dealing with Apple. i use to work as an editor and edit stuff on a mac. And because you cant work on them yourself. you screwed in to Crapple care.

[vistarox]

@BlueFoxTV AppleCare is way better then what other manufactures provide.

[BlueFoxTV]

@vistarox I have to disagree. Apple care is exactly how this guy describes it.

You spend all this time going to the apple store, paying for a diagnostic, even tho you payed for apple care. to have them tell you you need all this stuff fixed.

Hp as on example. You call them if they can fix it over the phone. They send you a box to ship it to them and then you get it back. Andi ti's all free.

Apple care should be free. I mean i just payed 2000 or more for the computer.

[Lovedethklok]

but none of us wanna share you danny....we all want one clone of you...for ourselves!!

[runescape1sux]

thus starting the prequal to the destruction of that mac

[aprilluvbieber]

the 1st time i cry when i laugh !! hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahah­ahahha cant stop laughing

[Taylertot14]

sounds like kelso on that 70s show haha

[123tylerwood]

i love it lololololol XD :D!!!!!!!!!!!

[survivorevil]

this is my fav one xD

[TallminJ]

PC > MAC :)

[togiodi]

thats what you get for getting a mac, you pay for there name not for whats in it LOL

[lest4te]

ending was kinda sad but...oh well

[dikosaken12]

gelo

[01dankeman]

you should get a buck for every view you get

[ronjey1]

i wanna make like 10 accounts to share them on fbook

[IKTET]

Is that a kerfufufum. Afurfurfurfur.

I laughed. Hard.

[runescape1sux]

Giant African knife!!

[AbbiMerCullen]

'you charged me $250 for something i already new -.-'

i pissed my pants xD

[bart2daman]

Apple care should be Apple don't give a shit

[iMaxmain]

i want it

[legocoolguy]

you have the same printer as me XD

[HollyDanika]

laughed so fucking hardd !!! ;D HA

[nunnaly]

at 3:43 i started to cry in remembering my old compy TT_TT

[nunusaddiction]

Awww the ending really got to me......:'(

[jasko744]

''YES I TRIED RESTARTING IT YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!'' LOL

[SuperJacobscott]

what's the best job for an idiot an apple genius

[emelia1996]

steve jobs.

[TheNazzaaa]

2:12 TROLOLOLOL

[JoeWulfing27]

@mathaniac ummm no it's actually pretty easy to tell them apart and siding with the bar on this one is, um, wrong

[hakkematforf]

Apple is gay and only used by people who only knows how to write text files and browse the Internet. aaaand people who uses mac says "Internets" (Plural)

[JDxBiUE]

lol is that the one in the basic computer tutorial????

[Rhyspep64]

Your voice inprshion sounds just like a "Genuis bar" person with all the obverse quotes and the receptive use of cool and Uhhhh ok rename dumbass bar

[CountLeck]

that cuts like two and a half hours i was going to do to it

XD

[TheCrazygeveze]

well youy shouldn't have bought a mac

[Mathaniac]

even though I disapprove of apple's computers, I'm going to side with the genius bar on this one. they have to ask those stupid questions like "did you try restarting it?" because stupid people like that do exist and they can't tell them apart magically from the smarter people.

[GoxiMcCormick]

apple uses the word genius very loosely :D

[djv1c]

Has anyone else watched the last video of him fixing his laptop himself and then came back here to watch this ? :D

[gabbie363]

this is my favorite episode!! :3

[dunnkidj]

i too just liked...faved....and posted to my facebook so you can get a new TAAPUTEW!!!

[purpledinozaur3]

Omg posted on my birthday

[purpledinozaur3]

I just liked, favorited, and posted this on my Facebook so that you, Danny, may get a new computer.

[kanickity1]

HAHAHA! this is my favourite gradual report! <3