Anti-Marijuana Commercial (With Martial Arts!)

[BlindMaphisto]

If he would have smoked more he would have realized how cheap power tools are.

[BaseGod420]

how can you make anti marijuana ads but you have people diliking marijuana but sniffing coke because the gov made weed seem so dangerous.... wasting millions on this for a harmless plant but promote cigs and alcohol so many famous people achieve with the help of marijuana

[TheKillerbear420]

How you vote dislike

[wangsta231]

President Obama.

high for one night.

president the next.

[pervertedpenguin69]

Bruce Lee was a cannabis user. FAIL.

[RobbyToker]

Well I don't break boards in my free time, so I guess I can blaze all I want

[jerodirwin66]

i guess thats why diaz is getting a title shot?

[tyler0tim0k1]

weed helps you concentrate, that Mofo smoked some PCP

[CapnCircus]

High every night countin stacks of paper. Bitch I aint tryn tuh break no board n half n shit what the fuck is this

[augsauce]

hahaha this so absurd. Im the President of my fraternity and a 3.5 student of finance. Taking summer classes and doing recruitment for our chapter, got my entire to-do list done today and I was high the entire time.

[HanKSN101]

Hilarious.

[mark28105]

The first time I saw this I was high and when he karate chopped that board, I started laughing uncontrollably.

[Jkarinen]

He looks drunk.

[BorkGonsam]

creators of these commercials should smoke more weed, give them better ideas.

[BKFF20]

@BorkGonsam

Hahahha, Cracked me up, so true.

[Wiley4Change]

ohhh no!!! Im so high!!! However will I chop this board in half? Guess us lazy stoners will just have to use a saw. Some call that common since.

[ThemBonesthere]

@Wiley4Change -You mean common sense ;)

[aschindler22]

lol

[aapje4242]

This is such bullcrap. I'm from Holland and I'm 18 years old. I've smoked pot for three years now. I'm not encouraging anyone else to do this too but these are my experiences: I graduated highschool Cum Laude even though I never made any homework at all. I scored two nines, about the same as American A's, in my final exams, one for math and one for English. The strange thing is that I probably skipped about 25% of all my English classes. I recommend everyone to be responsible and you'll be fine.

[OkamiKitsune]

@aapje4242 Because high school is the highest level of education you're going to try and aim for, am I right? Honestly. So what if you passed? Just because you were able to do it does not hide the fact that countless of people that smoke pot skip classes and miss specific lessons. Try aiming higher than a high school degree. Be something that's helpful in the future instead of a High School Graduate working at some local underpaid job. High School is not the biggest shit you can accomplish.

[noobHNTer]

satirical channel name right?

[apro2000]

a vaina mala

[actorben]

I'm a 1st Dan Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do AND I smoke weed!  Nothing like this has ever happened to me in my life!

[wackiejackie160]

Oh Great. Now we can't chop boards in half :(

[meggaman7]

Nick Diaz is an admitted weed smoker and could kick every one of those black belt's asses.

[WTFisTHEinternet01]

Hard to believe there's an entire campaign that spans millions of dollers on anti pot ads that don't work. They should spend thier money on drugs that are worse

[69ofdoom]

These commercials make people want to smoke weed. Because everybody knows someone who smokes weed, and they aren't anything like the commercials portray, so immediately the entire commercial is construed as a lie.

[whiteguysamurai]

I don't think so...

[Chesenips980]

lies.

[athlonz2007]

hes drunk wtf!

[CJbass420]

haha this is such bullshit i know a guy who smokes, owns his own karate dojo AND broke a record for most boards broken in like a few minutes, he was on real tv for it.

[MarijuanaMuscle]

Hahah comedy.

[EmPYre84]

why would i be slow for a month haha i smoke weed all the time and i have a 3.7 GPA these people should fuck themselves

[TheKannabisking]

"high for a night, slow for a month" what the fuck does that mean the only reason he missed the board is cuase hes a dumb ass

[XmpGener8tion]

This was a joy to watch. I laughed so fucking hard when he got hit in the head. If that's what happens, I'll have what he's having.

[MrHolyfilament]

you morons...its not saying you'll be high for a month...its saying THC affects memory patterns for a month. That being said, it varies from person to person but smoking one night wont do that. But smoking a lot does have an effect on cognitive sharpness..that lasts a few weeks depending on how much is in your system. Regardless...misleading commercial trying to demonize something thats not too bad

[nathanjello]

dumbest coommercial ive ever seen

[hellbys]

THC RULES!!!

[Exekutiionr]

What you can see here is natural selection at it's best. Not the effects of marijuana! lol

[420ganjatoker1]

holy shit he must of smoked a party bowl full of g 13 white widow, purple kush, gdp bubble hash, water hash, trainwreck and some skunk. to his dome, doesnt mattter u wont be high for a fucking month. lieing commercials

[MaYbYl8eR]

@420ganjatoker1

look at me! i can name weed!

[RockNRollSoldier1]

wow weed thatll last a month. that would be useful if the summer was boring. this is such bullshit

[LudaXris]

lol this is such bull. The THC's effects are only active (in me) for about 12 hours, 3/4 of which time i'm asleep. My first time i got high for a month straight and it took maybe 4 days to wear off completely. I agree with Green Day.

[Aussiemoo]

Wow, that is such a blatant lie...

[MissPsychoisPsycho]

Tell that to Michael Phelps.

[GreenDayRoxer1]

haha this commecial is fucked up while THC can stay up to a month in your system it doesnt affect you in any way after the high is over

[7153austin]

musta been some flame ass buds if hes feelin it a month later

[drsatan666james]

i almost puked lmao stoned as hell drinking some water watching this wow not cool god thease anti weed things crack me up

[itscrunk22]

michael phelps.

high every night.

8 gold medals.

[KrustynailsVideo]

@itscrunk22 dont forget John Saint Pierre :)

[bigbillfranz]

Funny cuz i make it a point to be high during tests. I'm anything but slow. I hate this crap and whoever made it. Learn the facts shitheads.

[hanna7074]

bruce lee would be so dissapointed...board did hit back....

thats the great thing about weed, there's no hang over the day after you smoke, fuck this commercial

[ravenblades1670]

hmm, high for a night, slow for a month. Tell that to my biking club. lol.

I travel at 27mph and smoke blunts, that's pretty fast.

[ChaosAndCupcakes123]

Yep.

Smoked weed last night.

Woke up a couple weeks later and hit myself in the head with a board. Sounds about right.

[dawdy666]

everyday i prove this commercial wrong :)

[Exit13online]

For anyone who says you can't get high and perform martial arts I have only two words: Joe Rogan.

That man has a black belt and practices Jiu Jitsu every day. Won many a tournament. Smokes weed every single day.

Weed doesn't make you retarded. It takes away the inhibitions of retarded people.

[yoma6565]

word=]

[PoisenIvy69]

So if you get stoned for a month then you must be slow for a day

If your slow for one day that must mean that for the rest of the month you will be extra fast like super power "thumbs up:)

If he was a true stoner hed be at home getting high insteada being at a socail even so it must be coke hes on.

[nzelinski3192]

fo sho

[Zellps0]

lol bruce lee smoked mad chronic yeah fuckin right this is pathetic.

[phoenixguy69]

that is true ! it does slow ur brain down for a whole month

[crd721]

No, it doesn't. A whole month? that is so stupid. It doesnt slow your brain at all.

[Zellps0]

scientific studies show that canabis stimulates brain cell growth.

[phoenixguy69]

just look at leo from that 70s show lol

[StonerPlain420]

um, Leo's a fictional character on a TV show, he's not real.

[ldedarke]

Yep the only reason they said that it kills brain cells is because they suffocated the monkeys they used with cannabis smoke, and anyone should know if you cut off oxygen to the brain it kills brain cells. :).

[ince55ant]

yeah, maybe, but it doesn't make you retarded

[TrunkMonkey420]

lol i hope this is sarcasum?

[TrunkMonkey420]

this is complete and uder bullshit weed doesnt slow you down at all i know from experience you are the same old person with the same reactions only alot happier lol not this bull

[ian2341]

chill man they only put this because they've run out of things to lie about and come up with this shit because all of theyre other claims have been scientifically disprovin

[maxpower789z]

Just gotta laugh at this shit. Gives me a good laugh when I'm high as fuck!

[TheSkinzilla]

I like how some people give the "thumbs down" to the pro-marijuana crowd, but don't back up their negative reaction with any valid facts. If weed is so bad, why is it I've never seen an episode of "Intervention" in which someone's life was ruined by weed.

[LeahNaya]

thats a lie. the day after you smoke weed your totally fine!! and your prolly had the best sleep eveerrr!!

[myg0tpurepunk]

Actually with weed your fine next day, unlike alcohol.

[norevelation]

I'm always completely baked out of my mind when I watch these commercials. Too bad I stopped watching television... it rots my brain more than weed ever will.

[lalugha]

@norevelation Except now your watching youtube.....

[norevelation]

@lalugha Haha, yeah. Life is irony, isn't it.

[DarthCheney420]

Joe Rogan's a stoner and he's a martial arts expert in kickboxing at tae quan do. What a lame and unrealistic commercial.

[Ir1shcream]

LOL I really didn't see that coming.

[UrinationNation]

Yeah Carl Sagan smoked quite a bit of weed and he thrived. I think the biggest problem with all these anti weed commercials is that they don't use facts, they use information that was incorrect in the 60's and then completely disproved in the 70's and they just didn't update any of it. Bad science coupled with bad slogans is the quickest way to unmake your case.

[itscrunk22]

is that a KKK emblem?

[AlexB2998]

Holy shit, I think it is

[derkahderkah194]

Fuck all ignorant pieces of shit. Weed never hurt you, so why the fuck would you speak down upon it?

[nathan91181]

the dumb thing about this commercial is that China revered cannabis until the past couple decades.

[dachrisman2004]

Hahaha....I love looking at anti-marijuana ads from the 80's and 90's....Outright lies.

I do not smoke weed...I am a Second Lieutenant in the US Army. If I piss hot for marijuana on a drug test, I can get stripped of my rank and thrown IN JAIL! It's so stupid how they punish us so severely for enjoying an occassional joint.

[Derek799]

well I have no interest in learning karate so I guess I'll still smoke

[TheFleshStorm]

goddamn i love bruce lee even more, now

[jrhcp31]

....that was exrtemely stupid and filled with propaganda

[PoddaJawada]

"slow for a month"

Fucking lies and propaganda. If you get slow and down by weed, it only lasts a day or two. Fucking retarded.

[popgoesaweezel]

You don't get it, most likely because your slow :D! So let me explain this in lame! Your high for a night and STUPID for a month. Which is true. I've been around pot heads (my brothers) for a long time to know that weed is bad!

[PoddaJawada]

It's not true. It's as simple as that. I should know, because I AM a pot head.

[sheldogg5]

youre a faggot, your brothers were probably dumbasses before they started smoking weed, i know people who are ridiculously smart and smoke weed every day

[KiljanArslan]

for some reason you seem to be lying out of your ass.

[popgoesaweezel]

No b/c if I was lying out of my ass then it would sound like a fart. I just see things in a diffrent way now. So instead of saying "this is all true and your all slow" I'am merely saying that even know I disagree with, the guy who made this commercial is full of shit.

[KiljanArslan]

Seldogg not you. Hes the fucking lying piece of shit.

[popgoesaweezel]

Oh. Thanks man!

[goeats11]

lmao thats just funny and you only act like that if you ARE high

[SmakTurd]

Bruce Lee smoked weed.

[TheFleshStorm]

really???

[SmakTurd]

word

[CloudMeetsSky]

word really isnt an answer for all we know the word is no.

[SmakTurd]

Bruce Lee had some pot-food the day before he died. Nobody makes pot brownies the first time they try it out, he smoked pot.

[FluffyBunniesOnFire]

As a kid I actually fell for these PSAs. Now I know why I was never popular. I was a narc.

[drhammy011]

high for a night? hell yah

slow for a month? wtf no lol i just did last night and im sober as a deacon

[FriscoRider]

fuck white people

[skittlesareyum48]

lol random

[rob3391]

i smoking bud will actually help in martial arts sometimes. it helps you relax.

[StygianWinter]

Dude, seriously, he needs to smoke moar.

[Hollenritter]

damn man. that korean dude looks PISSSSSSED! he needs to hit up the green me thinks.

[Loccoor]

So if I smoke weed I'll have friends that know karate?? How cool is that!? I defenetly have to try it!

[TASkFRo]

i smoke weed

and

know karate

[mwreh]

hahaha, I should watch this when i'm high.

But seriously... no one actually believes this right?

[redstarproductions]

I love reefer

[lordreptar3]

the harmful thing in this movie, is the board

[Shutupayaface]

So if I smoke weed I'll turn into an asian man?

[Thejar91]

exactly haha

[kicker151]

it would have been funnier if everytime he inhaled/exhaled some body did the same except with a joint

haha

one love brotha

[mariner4590]

Ok, I would just like to say I'm a brown belt in Tae Kwon Do, I've also taken aikido and judo and I went to practice high once or twice and well...it didn't really change anything. Except for when we did some tai chi excercises at the end, they felt way more effective. So basically this movie is retarded. To the extent that it's funny, solely because of how stupid it is. And come on, slow for a month? Does anyone but the DEA actually believe that? Does the DEA even?

[franksinbeans]

that guy is way too baked to try to be chopping boards with his hands

[tunderflash]

thats pretty much what we all just saw, genius

[Humanure22]

pot....if you smoke it....you cant karate

[billisfly]

this is rediculous for so many reasons. The DEA knows that, everyone knows that, but because marijuana is easy to find and ticket/arrest people for to make money, they keep it illegal. thanks DEA for taking away the best medicen god has blessed us with. I hope you make your quotas off of sick dying people this month. god forbid youll have to seel your hummers for more compact SUV's because youre broke.

[SSJkiller]

Good to see that some people are obtaining enough common sense to see the utter idiocy of this propaganda. I hope that in the near future, the population will mockingly laugh in unison at the DEA's attempts to brainwash them, and finally overthrow that corrupt, manipulative organization.

[billisfly]

we've been laughing for a while. too bad they don't have anti meth and crackand heroin commercials, the shit that actually does kill and harm you.

[Posen411]

hmm? then why do they always smoke opium in all those kung fu movies?

[blystyryng]

they don't -start- by doing that; it's used to demonstrate the level of focus like with catweights. runners use the weights to make tasks harder; i call it 'cat weight theory' when you make any task harder than it is in common practice.

to emphasize that they have mastered the common practices in everyday life so much that, after showing they can do an amazing thing while messed up, they will get only more fearsome as their head clears.

also, they do it because it's so nearby noone controls it.

[Electricspaceodyssey]

If You Feel "in a haze" or "dazed" or "slow" for any duration of time after smoking marijuana (ESPECIALLY if you dont do it often and have a low tolerance), its simply becuase THC is absorbed by your endocannabinoid receptors instead of anandamide (which breaks down to fast after doing it job(s) to give you a purpetual high)and it gets you stoned, in fact- when your smoking weed, all your doing is flooding your receptors with sturdier cannabinoids that last long enough to get you high.

[blystyryng]

right! you make all the chemicals naturally, just not in the 'flooded' quantities.

[Electricspaceodyssey]

Spanish researchers led by Dr. Manuel Guzman of Complutense University, irrigated healthy rats' brains with large doses of THC for seven days, to test for harmful biochemical or neurological effects. They found none.

Careful MRI analysis of all those tumor-free rats showed no sign of damage related to necrosis, edema, infection or trauma ...

Cannabinoids Even when administered In Large Unearthly Ammounts for long periods of time show no harm + even signs of a protective effect

[blystyryng]

-that's- a pretty cool test. i wonder if the effect would take effect after a short period and last for a long period, the way immunizations and booster shots do. if the fda could regulate a safe method of thc intake (registered users permitted small doses of a manufactured pill///at least, that sounds like what they'd be happy with), it could happen in America

[bigbillfranz]

must have been some happy ass rats

[Titant2]

Now children don't do drugs.

They are bad for you.

They will kill you.

They will destroy the ones you love.

They will make you kill others.

They will make you sleep with your own grandma.

They destroy your brain.

By the way anyone got some chronic i wanna get blazed out of my skull tonight.

Or some reefer or hasj is also perfect.

[JahnyMoonlait]

This is bullshait. Bruce Lee was a hashish eater. He was as fast as they came.

[gvrcrls]

WTF thats fucking funny (asians tocking up)LOL

[travisplugoway]

that is the anti-marijuana campaign right there. no facts, no studies, no numbers, nothing. just ideology and hate mongering. lets gang up on those evil potheads. when you twist facts and make things up to support your ideology, you are evil and stupid.

[therealOG328]

high for a night slow for a month hahahaha

[Ilissill]

i dont smoke weed , but after watching this i DO

[uptowns777]

LOL why do they make these weed commercials and act like being stoned is like an acid trip

[nowayman22]

you made more sense then i did this past year O_O i <3 you man

SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY!!!

[itsarionnabitch]

that was so fucking funny.

=]

wow.

i wish that i could be high right now so i could do that shit.

next time i toke that what i am goin to do try to do martial arts.

yeah

wtf.

=]

[sunny4599]

f this b.s. im high right now

[mattdolman]

ill slap the mother fucker who made this

[theMarcovich]

this is bullshit man

bruce lee smoked and look how good that mother fucker was at martial arts

[ganjalova]

what kinda dumbass video is this

[Sbozz]

what a dumb fuckin commercial

[Yola8871]

dumbest commercial ever they don't even take these generalizations from real weed heads...i mean who still calls it pot u have to go thru like 3 names before someone understands...

[Friggoffbarb]

"weedheads"

that just sounds stupid

but yeah nobody really calls it pot any more

[zimelite4]

You're brain is designed to process THC (tetrahydrocannabinol), there's THC receptors in your brain. There has been numerous studies proving that marijuana is almost completely harmless, but of course I doubt it will ever be legalized. -_-

[Idium86]

In fact marijuana is the only recreational drug you can't overdose.

[LightMyFire92]

Well you can, but the amount required in order to do so is astronomical, and completely unrealistic.

[Idium86]

Ok, technically you can, if you'd have a fat fucking syringe filled with pure thc and you'd inject it straight into your bloodstream. But that's not how we use it. You could easily smoke non stop all day long and not overdose. Just like when you'd take all the nicotine in a cigarette and inject it straight into your blood you'd be dead in a matter of minutes. So yes, technically you can overdose on marijuana or on anything for that matter.

[LightMyFire92]

"but the amount required in order to do so is astronomical, and completely unrealistic."

I'm on your side bro. Just lettin' ya know that it is TECHNICALLY possible ;)

[FcukTheIndustry]

The only way to OD on weed is consuming 5,000 lbs. or so in 5 minutes. Even so, that would probably just be 5000 lbs. of smoke in your lungs that kills you.

[angelsden]

In the words of "Chris Rock" marijuana is not legal here in the U.S because it's not grown here.

[NightHawk91]

but most of it is

[bulkathos721990]

funny how a herb has become so much. Government hates it, stoners love it. Makes me feel dumb giving it the brain power to write this.

[batukhan]

If i'm constantly high for a week (smoke pot every day), and then stopped, then i'm "slow" for maybe a few days. After that, it's normal again.

[NinjaParakeet]

your sleeping is much better too during those "slow" days, I used to wake up tired and lethargic, after weed i wake up and get things done *snap* just like that

[Electricspaceodyssey]

So In The Long Run, any remaining thc Goes To Your BodyFat and Eventually Gets Burned Away In Time (since thc is fat soluable).

If You Feel Slow, Its Just Becuase You Probably Smoked More Than You Were Used To Or A lot All At One Time And as A Result Have More Cannabinoids In Your Endocannabinoid System Than Normal. This Is Harmless And Will Subsied Eventually, You Areant Actually "burnt Out" , you may feel slow, but your actually fine. just more cannabinoids that usual, thats all.

[Luciiz]

Tax dollars at work.

[itslikewhoa]

bruce lee was a stoner

[19AFS91]

lmao. wat a pathetic attempt at pleasing those fools who think marijuana is bad

[O0XFOREVER0O]

howmuchforthape = FIRST CLASS FAGGOT go fuck jesus in his nonexistant asshole

[daloamta]

actually marijauna is gods blessing..... ya ive heard people say that the first time they smoked pot they felt nothing..... but that doesnt meen it wont do anything to u um never tryed shrooms... dont tihnk i will as for man made shit like meth only retards would do that shit.... pot is in no way bad for u...... cigs and alcohol r worse... i do love my beer tho... haha

[billybbob18]

and you wonder why kids just laugh at these public service vids. If you are stupid enough to hit the wrong end of a board when high, then you are probubly just plain stupid anyway.

[howmuchforthape]

Marijuana is the Devils weed. If everyone in the world quit smoking the reefer, murder and rape would decline. If you do smoke, quit now, or Jesus will gun you down like a bitch.

[vegardertilbake1]

Jesus is the creator of all things.. EVEN CANNABIS smart-ass:P

[daniyarsh]

a fat troll is fat

[Damian420333]

that last message isn't true !

[IAmTheKnight]

lol...

how bout high for a month

enlightened for life...

that would be more accurate.

e1foley, you're making a correlation between lazine