Late one night, decided to pour baby oil all over my head, rub some mustard on my body, and sit down and watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond while furiously masturbating. That was the best sex I ever had... with my hand.
Best sex I ever had was with a moth. I taped a mini flashlight to my knob and turned all the lights off. Then a moth was drawn to the light and it fluttered around my knob for a good hour until the batteries ran out in the torch. It was very erotic.
I remember the best sex I ever had. I found this torso on the railroad tracks(not sure if it was man or woman, only butthole was left). We made love all evening and shared a smoke. After we parted ways, I came back the next day with a ring and found that coyotes had ripped it apart. I didn't even use protection so jizz was everywhere. I'll never forget..
Late one night, decided to pour baby oil all over my head, rub some mustard on my body, and sit down and watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond while furiously masturbating. That was the best sex I ever had... with my hand.
Thiora 4 months ago
I fucked a jar of mayonnaise while celery watched and then cried
TurdFergusonJunior 4 months ago
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MrPeacemake 1 year ago
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MystiqEve1 1 year ago
Best sex I ever had was with a moth. I taped a mini flashlight to my knob and turned all the lights off. Then a moth was drawn to the light and it fluttered around my knob for a good hour until the batteries ran out in the torch. It was very erotic.
Next week I plan to get off with a grasshopper.
DeluxeReissue 1 year ago 3
1:46 Call me, I'm a virgin too.
1:56 Call me, I love biting and scratching and hair pulling. If you want , you can put my head through the wall.
nethrit 2 years ago
I remember the best sex I ever had. I found this torso on the railroad tracks(not sure if it was man or woman, only butthole was left). We made love all evening and shared a smoke. After we parted ways, I came back the next day with a ring and found that coyotes had ripped it apart. I didn't even use protection so jizz was everywhere. I'll never forget..
M44resto 2 years ago 3
wow the last one iz amazingly hot
serafcaine 2 years ago
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vannessia 3 years ago