Jessica Lynch testifies before House Committee, part 1 of 2

[iaast]

Words are words politicians....get off ur asses and BOW 2 the ultra BEAUTIFUL and AWESOME Jessica Lynch!!! HA!!!! YAAAY 4 Jessica, YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[pvtryaan]

What the hell is wrong with you people. Calm down.

[bow2jessica]

@pvtryaan you must BOW 2 Jessica Lynch, foolish grasshoppers! YAY 4 Jessica, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

[YAAAY4Jessica]

Jessica Lynch sure was BEAUTIFUL when she told the politicians how it is!!!! YAAAY 4 Jessica, a *REAL* woman! YAAAY YAAAY woooooo woooooo YAAAY!!!!! :)

[iaast]

YAAAY 4 Jessica wooo hooo YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY :)

[YAAAY4Jessica]

@iaast I was looking at your post and it REALLY made me think! Well put! Indeed, YAAAY 4 Jessica, YAAAY. Woo hoo!!!!!!!!!!

[bow2jessica]

JESSICA LYNCH IS NOT MEAN TO BABY FROGS! BE COOL AND AWESOME LIKE JESSICA LYNCH, DON'T BE MEAN TO BABY FROGS! YAAAY 4 JESSICA YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY!!! :)

[LoveJessicaYAAAY]

@bow2jessica THATS RIGHT!!! BABY FROGS LOVE JESSICA!!!! YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY!!!!!!!! :)

[iaast]

Jessica Lynch does NOT make mean faces at baby penguins! Be cool and awesome like JESSICA LYNCH, don't make mean faces at baby penguins! YAAAY 4 JESSICA LYNCH, YAAAY! YAAAY!! YAAAY!!! :)

[bow2jessica]

SSays the person who believes in a ghost with holes in it? Go join a cult, you seem to be a weak minded degenerate so that would be right up your alley. Bow 2 Jessica while you are at it! Ha ha ha.

[bow2jessica]

YAAAY 4 JESSICA LYNCH CUZ SHE IS COOL AND AWESOME!!! WOO HOO!!! YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY :)

[bow2jessica]

@TheHolyGhost315 You must BOW 2 Jessica Lynch, foolish grasshopper. Oah, and ghosts don't have holes cuz ghosts are not real, foolish grasshopper.

[YAAAY4Jessica]

Jessica Lynch is NOT mean to turtles! Be cool and awesome like Jessica Lynch, don't be mean to turtles! YAAAY!! :)

[jessicaisneveralone]

THE EVER LOYAL PENGUINS MADE A VID AND POSTED IT ON MY PAGE....WARNING ITS ANGRY!!

[StayStrongJessica]

NAME CALLING IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME STOP SUPPORTING JESSICA, FOOLISH GRASSHOPPER!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA 2 YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[LoveJessicaYAAAY]

BOOOO 4 DEGENERATE HATERZ WHO SPEND ALL DAY WITH NEGATIVE ENERGY.. AND YAAAY 4 JESSICA YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY :)

[LoveJessicaYAAAY]

YAAAY 4 JESSICA CUZ SHE IS COOL AND AWESOME!!! YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY :)

[LoveJessicaYAAAY]

JESSICA LYNCH IS NOT MEAN TO BABY PENGUINS! BE COOL AND AWESOME LIKE JESSICA LYNCH, DON'T BE MEAN TO BABY PENGUINS! YAAAY 4 JESSICA YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY YAAAY!!! :)

[YAAAY4Jessica]

YAAAY 4 Jessica, YAAAY! :)

[bow2jessica]

The politicians hafta BOW 2 Jessica!!!!!!

[bow2jessica]

How DARE the politicians there sit higher than Jessica! Jessica should have had the high podium and the politicians should have been kneeling and bowing HA!

[bow2jessica]

Bow 2 Jessica! YAAAY :)

[bow2jessica]

BOW to Jessica Lynch damn you....BOW i tell you, BOW!!! YAAAY :)

[YAAAY4Jessica]

YAAAY 4 Jessica Lynch cuz she is AWESOME! YAAAY :)

[StayStrongJessica]

Jessica Lynch is cool and AWESOME :)

[StayStrongJessica]

Don't mind savvy1954 folks, he is just trying to get a rise out of people. Also, I hear he has gender identity issues, but that is besides the point... lol :)

[StayStrongJessica]

Jessica Dawn Lynch is a profound role model for her unique brand of honor, integrity, grace and style. THAT is why she is a hero 2 meeee! YAAAAY!!! :)

[ZarakiKenpachi32]

no sound wtf

[StayStrongJessica]

I am being paid 3 cents per person I can enlighten by the frog people. Shhhh....dont tell anyone, ok? Oah and P.S. Jessica Lynch is awesome and cool so stop cyberbullying her you mindless sheep.

[killintymm]

@StayStrongJessica lol

[StayStrongJessica]

Jessica Lynch is cool and awesome! Any questions?

[killintymm]

yes, two questions - how much are you being paid ? and by whom?

[StayStrongJessica]

@killintymm I am being paid 3 cents per person I can enlighten by the frog people. Shhhh....dont tell anyone, ok? Oah and P.S. Jessica Lynch is awesome and cool so stop cyberbullying her you mindless sheep.

[regorkcorb]

Honesty, How refreshing

[swanningaround]

I think she is a very brave woman. Jessica Lynch was involved in an ambush and fought in a brave and resolute way, becoming severely wounded. She deserves the Bronze Star and more.

[savvy1954]

@swanningaround ,

you civilians are the biggest dumbassess!! so dumb, i want to make ya'll my lab rats for being so GULLIBLE!! she is not a hero, she was never captured, she never fired her weapon - save the little brain cells you have and dig your graves!!!!!!!!

[swanningaround]

@savvy1954 Not true. You insult brave men. A relative of mine won similar medals. They are not easy to gain.

[lightning4u]

Jessi is NOT responsible for global warming!

Jessi is NOT responsible for war and hate!

Jessi is NOT responsible for your bad day!

That being said, let's all give Jessi love and support for being a great children's advocate.