Student Loans

[smedheat]

college is for the rich or very talented. it is not and has never been for the masses.

[FilmW3aver]

@chriztafa oh is that all. I just have to make this money appear out of my ass and just give it back. I needed it for some reason. Oh yeah, I didn't have it. Well I'm sure my genie will be in the mail in a few days. Geez. Golly Gee whiz.

[chriztafa]

just pay back the damn loan then they'll stop calling you. geez

[DeadHeart150]

@chriztafa Well you give me some goddamn money then!!

[chriztafa]

@DeadHeart150 if you got no money, you shouldn't be going to college in the first place

[DeadHeart150]

@chriztafa YOU are the stupidest fuck with a college education!

[DeadHeart150]

So poor people should just stay poor? Dont even try to change your situation huh? While all the wealthy fucks with money who dont even need a college degree to get by... get to keep on making more money while the lower class is just forever fucked. Youre a fuckin creep!

[chriztafa]

@DeadHeart150 that's just how it is so just get over it and stop bitching about it. if you wanna complain, go complain to your parents for not being rich dickhead

[DeadHeart150]

@chriztafa OR someone like me could rob someone like you or worse for your shit cuz they cant make it on their own. Would your parents say then "that's just how it is so just get over it and stop bitching" ?...you snobby fucking loser!!!

[mnypwrrspkt]

watchin the college commercials on Maury

[shubzaa]

babe

[MarcusTBrady]

LOL, this skit is quite accurate!

[sagehillmpegs]

Hilarious!



[ThePrStallion]

Man you guys are retarded this is a comedy skit your supposed to make fun of situatiions if you did'nt know.. Its funny!! lighten up!!

[xPilotxHellfire]

This sounds like the guy with the golden voice.. 10 years ago..

[Devildriver763]

You know what the most fucked part is, they can threaten you all they want. If you get a job, they can take your wages. Your credit would be shot, which means you'd have a hard time renting out another apartment.

[tojasonharris]

@Devildriver763 Yup. Or you could just pay your bills like a grown-up. Then they won't have to keep calling you.

[andymission]

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[XxBleeDingSunxX]

wuahawuahwuwahuahwaaa xD

[WonderWomanFan4life]

you so crazy.. Run jump and shoot like multitask??

[ellynoel]

funny and cute;)

[hunterdownn]

funny

[GodsBlessed1995]

that was funny!! "ohh what are gonna do call me twice"!!!

[sOuLjAvIcK]

@childsplay27 amen

[sOuLjAvIcK]

LMAO

[spiz]

I'll talk to you later I'm watching maury right now.

[pnklmonade127]

TEMPLE U!!!

[ANDREWEBSTER]

@childsplay27 

look into the student loan rehab program

there are also ways to get you payment reduced just do a little research

[MsDareToDream09]

Oooo! whatcha goin do call me twice?

[250000BusinessLoan]

yeah funny dude

he is cool

[mizzenvykii]

i love his voice and he mad funny

[chursthouse]

@childsplay27 if you invest in yourself, take the time. Search for wisdom, you will find happiness is just perspective. Gain strength from the people who have gone from rags to riches. From sickness to health. Let that empower you. Perhaps seek some counselling.

[khashya786786]

he is sexyy

[im2much4thefellas]

he sexy

[samuraiyao]

I'm in the student loan debt hole as well.. Even though I didn't graduate, and I'm a good person I will do whatever it takes to pay what I owe, but not the interest.. If they want the interest ask the people at wall street...

[lunatiksAlterEgo]

@samuraiyao thats alll i seem to be paying is the damn interest..the balance is the same as when i graduated..shits ridiculous

[pauldavid185]

he's one of the best young comedians right now...

[beautydaddy]

Good young comedian. he has good delivery, very quick wit and picks good topic matter

[jnnycliff]

haha, that's why some studnet stay home and go to community college. Save some money, but still need loan.

[NostalgicNatasha]

This guy is funny! He said "What are you going to do, call me twice?" LOL I love his voice! ;-)

[1masfarero]

As a college student...i could relate....lol

[kelstr8playin]

The 1st 25 seconds were the story of my career

[Zain844]

I graduated but I couldnt find a job so yeah they're not gonna get shit fro me. I can't pay back money IF I DON'T HAVE ANY lol

[jk0745]

word of advice.... whatever you do, DO NOT DEFAULT on your student loans. It will ruin you! Do some research on the subject!!!!!!

[pjce3]

I went bankrupt and trustme, i know the feeling. HILARIOUS How they think they have your life! Guess what, u just have a papaer that says I owe you money ;)

[tojasonharris]

@pjce3 Yeah. It's called an invoice. And it actually means what it says. You DO owe them money. So quit wimpering. Get a job and pay them what you owe them.

Honestly. It's not that complicated.

[Kellsg101]

I believe most forms of education should be free to everyone, they tell us to go an get an

education but make it hard as hell to do it without worry. When you think about it, it isn't the degree that puts food on the table, its us, we shouldn't have to sit around and dwell on the issue of being able afford a good education or not. I known people who really wanted to make it out of the hood by furthering their education but never got accepted anywhere, so they had to settle for the streets.

[TheTiamarie09]

I have to start back paying this month..and trust me I am not happy

[Hauraunah]

That's true! If I don't graduate, they aint getting SHIIIIIT!

[deluxedookie]

you'll never get anything if you do that #1 worse loan to default on is a student loan say good bye to your life if you do that.

[Hauraunah]

Lol, I would never do that. It was just a funny thought and true.

I'm solely responsible for them, so if the school tries to fuck up my health care and I die, then they are just shit out of luck for getting their money back.

[Kellsg101]

Just make sure no one else co-signed for you.

[jk0745]

I can not believe people are downvoting this.... its the absolute truth, Defaulting on a student loan is financial suicide.

[bgrllovefun]

thats not really hurting them any ur the one whos gonna remain in debt.

[byakuya666100]

@Hauraunah true that, im going to college this summer and if i dont graduate they aint getting shit!!!

[tojasonharris]

@Hauraunah With that attitude, you don't deserve to graduate.

[Jacory069]

@Hauraunah that's how i feel too. school is a fucking Scam.

[mnypwrrspkt]

@Jacory069 thats how you feel cause you dont have a degree.

[spartin]

@Hauraunah If you read your loan agreements that you sign you have to pay the loans even if you don't graduate. If you do not pay the loans your credit score will tank and good luck finding a lease for anything.

[sugapop96]

FUNNY :D

[blademanx]

aint payin mine back..movin abroad dlool

[tojasonharris]

@blademanx You're an idiot.

[applyforstudentloan]

Loans are a complex topic. Many people are just not familiar with all the terms and technical aspects involved in the loan process. It can be very confusing to try to figure out what loan is the best loan. When it comes to student loans it can be almost a hassle to try to figure out exactly what terms, conditions and costs are for each loan you may be offered

[pantex1928]

Credit scores are a scam. A person could pay off all their loans on time or early for 20 years, then not get anything on credit for one year, and their score will be lower than someone who has a balance on 5 different credit cards. So, essentially, you're being forced to keep a balance on your card if you want a higher score.

[managestudentloans]

This is a funny commentary... don't get me wrong.

For those watching though, please don't disregard the creditors! There IS reprocutions: your credit score will be greatly damaged and the loan will go in to default.

Try leasing a car or buying a house with that on your credit report.. please be vigilant!

[bigpinkbunnyrabbits]

The fact is if you have a down payment you can do any of those things. Maybe we as a nation should focus on growing real savings and sound investing before credit?

[Theronguardaaah]

Yeah your right but these loan guys need to lighten up not everyone is out to jip them its the other way around they are just legal loan sharks tamed but nonetheless jerks. Its a business and like most banks they don't care who they have to step on the get their legal tender. See zeitgeist.

[tojasonharris]

@Theronguardaaah It's not their job to look after your bills. It's yours. Quit sulking a get a plan to meet your obligations. That's what adults do.

[zoicd]

That's kinda sad.

[waverly2468]

Check out the Dec 22, 2008 issue of Time magazine.  There is an article about a small college in Wisconsin that is having a budget crisis because a number of students have transferred or graduated early because of the steep tuition. The college is considering limiting the amount of toilet paper that the dorms can consume, and installing low energy light bulbs in the cafeteria, and firing instructors. Is that funny or what?

[reenlistblues]

Great info! Great Video! This video's info could save lives! Unfortunately ill responsible clueless parents, who did not learn what it costs for college tuition, often (due to their ignorance) abandon their children to desperately borrow or pay off loans for college, the poorest resort to the military.

[Theronguardaaah]

Ahhh nothing like being forced to work and kill for the banks!

[FeedMeComedy]

"They wanted me to run, jump and shoot. I'm like Coach pick one."

"I'll talk to you later, I'm watching Maury right now."

[josekilla23]

this dude was funy as hell on def comedy jam

[connorasqjr]

Hell yeah I hope 2 C more of dude.

[prettyboy2888]

hell yeah!

that dude cracked me up! I hope they put that episode on youtube. i'd watch it everyday!

[ladylioness]

HAAAAAA!

[TaMurda]

TuRae and Deon Cole are the best

[luminouscali]

i agree!

[Tsweat2008]

hit me back haha u say Tiffin University>> ?? There on my ass I owe 206 a month now

[ironman36]

lol. funny guy. and im going through the same thing he is.

[studentloanstips]

student loans are yummy! i just bought a new car with it!

[wheresmyhair]

hes soooo funny. i seen him in person

[Juliet72]

Cool!