Banned PETA Super Bowl Ad

[thebayareapimp]

PETA = PEOPLE EATING TASTEY ANIMALS :)

[manchestercitizen]

petakillsanimals (dot) com

[TheAwkwardSylence]

.....If this is what happens to vegetables behind the scenes, I may never eat vegetables again.

[HarukaJoge]

Im glad they banned this, thank god our world isnt completely blind

[THATSMRGILAN2U]

I'm not sure how they "studied" this but I'm sure someone had a good time! ;)

[Vindicator197]

Studies also show that 100 out of 100 vegans are loud-mouthed assholes that like to shove the fact that they are vegetarian in your face.

[StercusAccidit]

Better sex because they have more cucumbers and carrots to play with. Save an animal.... eat a PETA member.

[Hashmountain]

(P)eople

(E)ating

(T)asty

(A)nimals

[jeffhuys]

Hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaa!

Well, my study shows otherwise...

[TwistedMind6969]

I'm a vegan but when it comes to sex I turn carnivore. No rules on the bed. A complete professional slut sex machine.

[Therockzez]

vegetarians have better sex because they crave meat.

[bigvik]

@Therockzez craving meat is a carnivorous attribute....its the monster within you that makes you love it!

[sentimoko]

@Therockzez

Vegetarians have better sex because they're depraved of meat thus crave it*

[MissileMaster]

I'm firing up my Weber as we speak...

[hartmachris]

omg thats so dumb

[MegamanForWii]

But wait if this was true then why is PETA filled with virgin bitches

oh wait because lying bitches and whores

[GermanZ5]

this commercial makes me really want to eat a hamburger

[Dimeinurear]

Hey guys, guys, GUYS. What if we say we help animals, but euthanize 80% of them in underfunded shelters and then spend the rest on Superbowl ads that won't be put up in the first place.

Yeah that sounds like a good idea.

[Voltronkun]

How many servings does that count as?

[Iareachild]

..............................­ Sign me up.....

[Kloso56]

you cant preform without a sausage...

[EvolaVirus3]

Save a plant, eat a vegetarian

[Wanderer8383]

@EvolaVirus3

Guiness Banned Ad- MAD FUNNY!

On Youtube!

Click the ads if you like!

[RyneHarshman]

"Even Broccoli screams when it's ripped from the ground" -Ari Gold

[LanceHardwood718]

i think i just became vegetarian

[LanceHardwood718]

I think i just became vegetarian

[spiff195]

Where's the beef?

[austinolson90]

PETA is fucking retarded! BEEF its whats for dinner.

[osufan3id]

Vegetables are what my food eats.

[piacolada206]

Eh? Probably.. If you fancy a 'vegetable' in your bed.

[PartiallyRibena]

They have to have something better in their lives.

[spence2d]

A great study of marketing... "A hot girl likes it, so now I do!!!"

Ten bucks says that those girls aren't "veggie"...

[brutalMaC23]

and suddenly i'm vegetarian

[MyR0ach]

how did they do they study this?

[tjfoxxxx]

@MyR0ach They just made it up. Notice the lack of a cite to the study, or even mentioning who did the study.

[RayWillamJohnmson]

The person who flagged this is obviously gay as shit

[AsceHawk]

studies also show that meat helps your brain function better what does that mean? don't be stupid,balance is the key to pretty much everything :P

[vmedirata]

Agree with advert to be veg, but diagree with advert totally for the message. sorry. truth be told.

[awall2468]

why was this banned ?



[gruntguy007]

People eating tasty animals

[BILDOTHEBOSS]

PETA- People Eating Tasty Animals

[sabirpat]

@BILDOTHEBOSS ROFL!!

[AaronsHere]

It's a ploy to get people on their side. Fuck that give me some bacon and some bitches, it's gonna be an epic meal time. BACON EDITION!

[chizy2]

Kill that music, and it would not be a bad video.

[33vampires33]

Why must everyone judge a vegan or vegetarian because they are different?

[LithuanianLabas]

@33vampires33

Because more often than not they are arrogant retarded hipsters who push their ideals on different people.

[33vampires33]

@LithuanianLabas Than people should say some vegans or vegetarians. The way people put it would be like me saying all African Americans are gangstas that rape everyone.

[IvanMoshkov]

@33vampires33 they aren't?

[33vampires33]

@IvanMoshkov Racist much?

[IvanMoshkov]

@33vampires33 very much.

[awubinski]

um

[OngitoFeliz]

THE PLANTS CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEMSELVES PETA BITCH!

[bestshowontheweb]

No they don't have better sex! One reason: They can't eat meat.

[TJDeadkid]

@bestshowontheweb and they have small and saggy tits because they dont get hormones from the meat and milk!

[bestshowontheweb]

@TJDeadkid lol, you don't get my joke!

[Kanacali]

This ad was banned for the text.

[MrMilitaryMaster]

petp

people

ethicac

treatment

of plants

[acrorrusd]

P eople

E ating

T asty

A nimals

!!!!!!!!!!!

[chrisydeblack]

Suddenly want to eat veggies

[maddoxmudd]

You know plants are alive too they're just easier to catch.

[missyplath]

@maddoxmudd Firts, read a book and think about everything in an holistic way, then you will be able to give your opinion without being ridiculous.

[FeinaMusic]

@maddoxmudd Plants don't have thoughts or feelings, and don't feel pain the way humans and animals do, though.

[RileyHuey16]

@FeinaMusic and im assuming you've proven this? 

[contro07]

@maddoxmudd so it's not easy to catch caged animals? moron...

[kw0s]

I have a sudden urge to be the top of food chain.

[kibateo]

food porn,

[WayofDaGun]

"Exterminate Humanity.

When their own Cruelty is inflicted back upon them without mercy, they shall painfully learn the lesson of Compassion."

*A progessing 4th Dimensional Negative Being*

[KaKaGaNu]

PETA = People Eat Tasty Animals

[1790coastie]

i have the sudden urge to go to that vegan store now...

[DeepTechs]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Animeartist124]

Yeah PETA. Let's completely objectify and disrespect women for the sake of respecting animals.

[Charles2337]

@Animeartist124

Hahahaha spot on. 

[condiersea]

im not gonna be a vegetarian but i wish theyd kill the animals ore humanely

[themadhackermatt]

You know who was a vegetarian? HITLER. So eat Steak for America!

[maliaana]

@themadhackermatt You know who was a meat eater? STALIN. And a shit load of other horrible people. Your point is not taken.

[themadhackermatt]

@maliaana But Stalin et all did not make a dietary choice that was contrary to social norms. Ideology aside you guys seem to be really bad at taking a joke.

[maliaana]

@themadhackermatt Vegetarianism is a social norm in so many places. It is cultural and religious, besides ethical and for health. Who's social norm are you referring to? Yours? "for America" right? Hitler was not American, and America was indifferent during the Holocaust.

[maliaana]

@themadhackermatt Either way, I am not offended by your rude comment (establishing a large group of people as synonymous with Hitler, is a pretty witty joke). "You guys" seem to go out of your way to offend completely harmless lifestyles, and it isn't an innovative gesture.

Random youtubers are not "you guys", whatever that is. I am not PETA, though the organization deserves respect despite their ridiculous ad campaigns. I was browsing stupid videos of banned commercials. You probably were too.

[magicusergirl]

Peta is just ridiculous o_o I think it's great if someone wants to be a vegetarian, but come on.

[headcheese3]

Oh, yah... i heard of this ad before.

[cgoodi100]

yeah, vegans have better sex, the only problem is its with vegetables.

[sjc878787]

even with hot chicks i cant believe it but , well this was gay

[Geistmeister6]

last i check, people use meat to have sex, and instead of spending millions on bullshit commercials, shouldn't you actually be helping animals or something?

[JumpingMangoTree]

PETA - People Eat Their Animals.

[futurejockey8]

@JumpingMangoTree PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals :D

[JumpingMangoTree]

@futurejockey8 I like yours better.

[futurejockey8]

@JumpingMangoTree ahaha it's what my dad always says :D

[JumpingMangoTree]

@futurejockey8 One of my old high school teachers used to say mine all the time :P

[methaddictedbabysitt]

Studies show, PETA can't make money unless half-naked women are paid to act like they support them.

[MrBadassButch]

PETA: because we should respect animals. Not women.

[GrumblyBear13]

@MrBadassButch well said



[HubertTheBeardless]

Choose the flesh alive ! :D

[HepburnFlicks]

Why was this banned? I think a better sex life alone should convince people to go vegan. Eating meat clogs up your arteries, causing impotence :)

[MrCubeGuy]

... and now I am supposed to want to be a vegetarian? How does that work?

[mjolnirv17777777]

i wish all terrorist organizations were like this



[caraalisa]

oh and not to mention that upcoming porn site...wow

[caraalisa]

so apparently PETA claims they have no money to house the animals but they can spend money on shit like this and get khloe kardashian naked on a billboard. also how much did that huge freezer you bought to store animals cost PETA? dumb ass people, fucking brainwashed.

[weggieish]

An all veg diet makes you fart constantly!

[XxKittyxXxCatxX]

@weggieish So does a meat diet and that makes it stink 10 times worse. I know this from people I've been round and people that meat meats farts are fucking vile.

[smokydave]

@XxKittyxXxCatxX Vegetarian farts are nasty as fuck, hello, BEANS!?? CHICKPEAS?? stop fooling yourself.

[XxKittyxXxCatxX]

@smokydave Then explain why my farts smell a heck of a lot less gross than all the people I know that eat meat? Their farts are vile mine don't hardly smell at all! And I know this to be true for a few people I know. I know it's a gross subject but meat based diets stink way more from the foul rotting flesh of an innocent in you...

[godthegourd]

Why would eating meat cause sex to be less satisfying?? Personally I like more 'cushion for the pushin' and broccoli just doesn't have the fat content to achieve that.

[TheManny1024]

@godthegourd they r talkin about impotence...higher levels of saturated fats make ur blood not flow as much

[vanRijn64]

Studies show vegans are on average younger and use more drugs. Other studies show that younger people and drug users have better sex. Therefore lets be lemmings and jump to the conclusion that becoming a vegan will improve your sex life. Also, scientific evidence shows that people who read this comment will have a longer than average life expectancy (I am serious, although it is a trick of sorts) I am sure that any non-peta member could think of dozens of other examples.

[Mr0ptimisticX]

LOOOL?

[dunhillsupramk3]

the only reason the study showed that is because i was excluded for killing some women by giving them super orgasms..... it does not matter if you eat meat or not

[TheRussianManiac]

Go veg get the vag

[TheGrimmHunter]

Wtf this isn't about helping animals this is about vegan sluts

[germangirlwithcurls]

I'm very compassionate toward the animals of our planet, but I do not support PETA. They DO kill the animals that do not get adopted out from their shelters because it is cheaper than housing them for life.

[np02058]

id like to see the study it talks about. also never really trusted a organization that say they are for the ethical treatment of animals and then go around murder both animals and humans to get their point across. i mean peta members have been caught "helping" perfectly healthy animals that could have been saved by others. and given money to organizations that bomb shelters. and other fun stuff like the vp is a diabetic and have no problem using insulin from pigs.

[TheShadowedHand]

i REALLY want some steak now.

[idb79]

MIND = BLOWN

/watch?v=evZ2KzeOp0A



[22highlander]

they just wanna take your money to have a good payday.....what a bunch of assholes.

[MusicJunkieJules]

@22highlander this has nothing to do with money, huh? and they are not being assholes to anyone!

[SymphoniesAndLights]

Dear PETA,

I'm a vegan and I think you're idiots. Sorry.

[doodiethief]

Id rather purge my biscuit to a pound of ground beef ; /

[Brayden123Vin]

i dont wanna go veg. i wanna go vag

[KaraShono]

go Lesbians!! lolz

[urfavoritehaley]

Bitches...

[photobart1]

Just perfect for my 11 year old to watch! This is fine for late night viewing but not the Super Bowl where tons of kids will be watching.

[ash19336]

Stupidest commercial ever!!!!!

[OkashiiAmerican]

animals can eat each other but we can't eat them. . .so you tell me why it's ok for PETA to whine at us to stop eating animals and become vegitarians but people are considered jerks for trying to get gays to be straight.

[Swidhelm]

@OkashiiAmerican Encouraging less meat consumption, and bringing awareness to cruelty to animals is in no way like trying to turn a gay person strait. Trying to turn a gay person strait only causes psychological harm, as strait gay isn't a choice. Eating meat is.

[OkashiiAmerican]

@Swidhelm It IS the same. You like being screwed by a member of your gender, so you choose to be screwed by a member of your gender. You like eating meat, so you choose to eat meat. It's lifestyle choices. Vegetarians don't like ours so they are trying to conform us which is no different from trying to turn a gay straight. In fact, it's worse! There are no gay animals, but there are omnivores and carnivores. They violate human's right of choice, but let animals do as they please. BULL!!

[Swidhelm]

@OkashiiAmerican Actually there are gay animals, for the record, and no being gay is not a lifestyle choice. Second, PETA is not forcing you, they are taking out adds to make people aware, and choose for themselves. You still have choice. Eat meat, or don't eat meat. Up to you. Being gay . . . no one just decides to be gay. Doesn't work like that, sorry.

[OkashiiAmerican]

@Swidhelm Is a gay man not in control of his own penis? Does it magically jump into the butt hole of another man? No. The desire to have same gender sex is not a choice but acting on that desire certainly is a choice. The only people who don't choose who they want to have sex with are rape victims. If gays shouldn't be faulted or harassed for acting on their gay desires neither should humans who act on their desire to eat meat.

[Swidhelm]

@OkashiiAmerican As I said before, PETA isn't forcing anyone to do anything. They are making people aware. It's still up to you whether or not to eat meat. I eat meat. I like meat. Especially ground beef in gravy with veggies and potatoes . . . . mmmm . . . . or burgers.

[Wulf064]

LMAO omg omg Im laughing so damned hard!

[tanyafuentes]

I'm vegitarian ;))

[MadeOfCATS]

The only logical explanation is that sperm somehow saves puppies.

[jmobstfeld]

Studies show that fat vegetarians are probably alcoholics.

[TragicTomato]

Go vag!

*veg*

[katts83]

what song is this ?

[SinisterArso]

Studies show that vegetarians are lonely and have money to make videos like this.

[Xircone]

Seriously PETA, what function does a cow, chicken, or pig have in the world today. I'm sure at some point they were wild and free, but at this point they have been so domesticated that they wouldn't even be able to survive outside of the man made habitats we raise them in for eating. Their place in the food chain is in our stomachs plain and simple. Keep in mind also that some of these all so precious animals would rip your throat out and feed their family first chance they had.

[dsdan83]

@Xircone

how deranged must one be to draw comparisons between tame farm animals and carnivores on the wild plains of africa. it's pitiful how misguided and narrow-minded young people, such are yourself, are these days.

[TheMcgreary]

@dsdan83 no it's actually not a misguided view my brother was killed by a wild pack of pigs

[dsdan83]

@TheMcgreary

and you'd probably hate obama if your brother got taken from behind by a bunch of african-american thugs. as i said, narrow minded.

[MichaelShi8]

@Xircone There is really no better way to convince you than for me to ask you switch your perspective on the world. Will you raise your child in for eating, domesticate him as to make him unable to survive in the outside world, and justify eating your kid because you raised him that way? imagine yourself an E.T., will you eat humans? Think, your justifications is very similar to that of slave holders in the south. Comment back if you need clarification on that last statement.

[robbocop83]

@Xircone My favourite Peta Moment was when they tried to claim that Kangaroos are an endangered species that need protection from hunters. There's almost 4 times the amount of roos in Australia than there are people and one of their closest relatives is the Rat....

[deadlydragon03]

@MusicSavesMe4ever (or w/e it is).

Studies show that humans come from a long line of ancestors. Your meat eating ancestors are assholes because they got to the point of giving birth to people who gave birth to....you....

Idc what you like or don't like to consume since it's all a part of surviving. You know..."survival of the fittest"?

Your opinion, however, comes from a simple mind.....humans create the most contradictions. Tsk tsk

Now to enjoy my spicy chicken salad :)

[draco1002]

studies show that meat is murder...and only pussies dont like the taste of animal murder

[frickinasshle]

got banned once they showed "peta"

[551Danny]

Stupid Fucking Hippies

[TheGregorsommer]

I would prefer a blowjob by a hot vegetarian girl while I'm eating my steak!

[GunmetalGloss]

My husband is vegan, and he is the best lover I have ever had!

[smartman136]

Hey peta guess what? I just had sex while eating lots of ham and had to pull out. Landed on one of your pamphlets. Sorry. Hahaha

[pebblefrog196]

@smartman136 rofl

[IGotHammer]

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Zero, vegans don't change anything.

[customcartoons]

@IGotHammer ouch :)

[MrBryanCreason]

Studies show, PETA kills over 75% of the animals they take in.

[funnyreality123]

Ive Been Vegetarian for the past two days but even I haven't lost my sensibility . That ad was so mislead I don't know where to start. Yes it's true vegetarianism causes less impotence in men but this is the first time I've heard of the oral female aspect. Does PETA think that vegetarian women have better sex cause they think the guys d**k is a cucumber?

[LazySniper]

Studies show that I'm going to abuse these animals in bed tonight.

[GaladedridDamodred]

Vegetarians have better sex, but omnivores have better meals. Nyah.

[rockerchick1378]

I would be vegetarian, if it weren't for my love of chicken, bacon and sushi...>.>

I don't eat red meat, that's the best I can do.

[superbird520]

Just for that peta i will feast upon beef, sheep and swine until the end of time.

[abesut]

Studies show, that peta loves to waste food in their commercials.

[daliadieu]

I read a study (oktrends) showing that vegetarians are more likely to enjoy giving oral sex than non-vegetarians.

[richgrow21]

I can see why it's banned.

[Hemulen40]

Gals sure dig their cucumbers .

[madonna2285]

if their vegetarians and i'm vegan, i must be great in bed...

[mfranck1]

If Vegetarians are hot... think about how hot VEGANS are! Woot! Go Vegan!

[madonna2285]

@mfranck1 i'm vegan ;)

[KamWithers]

Wow meat eaters are mature and have the I.Q of eggplants. Top of the food chain my ass!