TIME GAL Failure collection / タイムギャル 失敗集

[dog453679]

I'm not fluent in Japanese, but around 2:30 I think she said " Oh you pervert!! Oh you animal!! Oh you big jerk!!!" I maybe guessing, but think that what she said. If I got it wrong, please comment me the correct translation.

[cadman2300]

That's strange. I didn't know they had 19th century mining carts and tracks back in 500 AD. Of course this is pure fantasy so screw historical accuracy.

[TheGreatCandyman]

1:30 "Oh Shi..." indeed

[padmescurl]

ad 666 lol

[narutokage777]

1:30 SUDDENLY RAPEFACES EVERYWHERE!

[Magitek1112]

Imagine my surprise when looking at the PSN store that she's been added as DLC to an Elevator Action game. Seriously.

[Kojain]

Question, why does she fade away when she shoots the Cave Men? Is that like some sort of time screw up?

[DDDINC420]

@Kojain Because she kills one of her ancestors 

[dblandgore]

i wonder what the creator thinking in the 2000s oh futuristic stuff,and yet we don't have any,irony

[Musashi003]

1:30 raped by cavemen

[Aluenvey]

I wonder if the reception of this game would of been as good, if the deaths were as gorey as braindead13?

[BanditOfBandwidth]

The minds of pretty much all enemies in this game:

"Hey, a bikini babe has appeared out of nowhere! Let's kill her!"

[Amyante]

3:18 She's shouting "Jaws!" XD

[FighterO21]

I just wanna know one thing why are everyone hell bent on killing her ?

Im okay with the cavemen, its understandable, but the other stuff ? like the germans ? I mean, they would shoot down one of their own fighter jets in order to kill her ? WTH ?

[retcepsbro]

Really want to see her get shredded by those propeller, lol.

[LadyDeirdre]

1:28 to 1:30. Judging by her captors' expressions, I think Time Gal's going to have a very, very bad night.

[Minan3]

she goes chibi everytime something happens to her hehe...

[GameFanattic101]

1:30 She said oh shit!

[narutoxx5]

lol the most funny moment are at 3:37 to 3:51. she called all her family beginning form mother,father,grandpa and ending with grandma. and she kept saying my bottom alot.

[MyKurohime]

LOL

2:28

"MY BOOBIES!"

[GaiaX5]

1:10: Nice try time gal, but Sonic perfects the slicing rock technique here. :\

[Imadjinn]

All this time and I had no idea this game was goofy.

[anthropreneur]

Also, the deaths in this were absolute balls compared to other American animated games, no inventiveness, no real full scene just the 'pre death' bit.

[Brycepop]

@anthropreneur You don't watch a whole lot of anime, do you?

[amaurycanales]

Such a cute and charming character XD too bad the game was not well recieved

[NataliaNeeSama]

@amaurycanales I guess is not because of the game, is because of the system, the Sega CD.

The Sega CD is what not well recieved XD. Has expensive, has not pratical (need the Genesis to work, and have its own power cable) and have constants problems.

[amaurycanales]

@NataliaNeeSama True :o... But in general the game came a tad too late in the industry :( people were tired of the "Dragon Lair" -esque games (Action Interactive Movies) :/... and it came in the arcades and playstation too (Not metioning the saturn and the laseractive because of their suckyness) so it's not all the Sega CD's fault.

I'm just glad they reused the character later :) She's awesome :D

[RanYakumoShikigami]

@amaurycanales Not to mention Castle of Shikigami is awesome as a series.

[amaurycanales]

@RanYakumoShikigami :D yeah

[flitzepeng]

2:51 A.D. 666?

[taritomono]

I wonder if that kinda hoarse voice that she has was the 80s version of a "moe" voice? I mean in Japanese anime and games... nowadays cutesy characters tend to sound like a squirrel that had a stroke... after it was castrated.

[FthFpsGamer97]

1:29 Gal says: oh SHI-

[FthFpsGamer97]

Gal: INFINITE LIVES FTW... oh wait... I'M FAILING 1234567890 TIMES!

[SuperSmashDolls]

Wow, she goes all the way to AD 9001. Vegeta, what does the scouter say about her time displacement?

[Nagi21]

Lol what's the deal with the disintegration around 1:54

[Rikitheshadow]

@Nagi21

Basically since she shot prehistoric man, she would cease to exist as sort of a cause and effect manner of screwing with the past.

[Nagi21]

@Rikitheshadow Must've been her great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, grandfather or somethin lol

[Zyurat]

Wow, she really sucks at spawning.

[masterofbloopers]

0:28 =Q

[DaVince21]

All of these clips feel just a bit too rushed, short and sudden... It's a pity, really, because they're enjoyable.

[DaVince21]

99 ways to scream just before you die.

[plainlake]

Wow, the american army really doesent like girls in skimpy outfits on their battlefield.

[HogisGuy]

Hey, yeah!!! I do remember when those asteroids hit us a year ago. Destroyed my house and all. =3

[Altair0115]

6:49

"Bidi-bidi-bidi"

I see what she did there...

[rubino83]

3:18 "JYAUZUU~!11!1"

[granpapi29]

1:28 OH SHIT! :)

[RedGemAlchemist]

Some of these look really painful :X

[Yoritoshi]

2:37, 2:40 - You are already... Hm, walled?

[cadman2300]

I remember 2001 like it was yesterday and hover-bike gangs where the scourge of every city I visited.

[JoshCube2]

I guess year 666 was supposed to be the "dark ages", the year of black magic and knights and all that.

At the part where she fades away, is it because she shot her ancestors? lol.

[rudorot65]

wow the first failure of level 2 was weird but awesome they should have let her panties fall off

[supermariosonica]

ummm A.D. 666 i'm scared now

[Lifemouse]

3:38 MOMMY

3:42 DADDY

3:45 UNCLE

Okay guys, she said it, we can stop now

[heavyseven88]

yes 7:45 is 2008 butt crack

[Maniaxe613]

Is that a butt crack I see at 7:45?

[lenneth3]

poor time gal hit in the oppais 2:23-2:40 ;'/

[DustBloodV2]

what? year 666? caught by satan? 2:52

[makotomikami]

lol, everyone wants a piece of that ass no matter the century xD

[RealParadoxBlues]

3:33 If your time traveling drops you on the wing of a plane during the Pearl Harbor attack, you should seriously reconsider your form of temporal movement.

[godls92]

She should have been in Happy Tree Friends!

[sonic7270]

if people are still seeing this in 2010 go to 0:30 and go back to 0:27 and you will see more of something ^.^ and if this a real game and if so she should have shown her penis when the dinasaur bit her bottom and when that whip hit her vest and when the airplane was cutting off her top and bottom why wont she show her stuff she looks over the age she is able to do that and someone plz tell me they have cheats for this that can make her clothes disappear tha would be awsome ^.^

[WitnessmyPerfectio]

@sonic7270

This game was made in 1985 by Taito with animation by Toei Animation. There are no sprites on screen other than the HUD and UI elements, so no, there are no nudity hacks or codes for this game.

Also, female anatomy does not work that way.

[sonic7270]

if people are still seeing this in 2010 go to 0:30 and go back to 0:27 and you will see more of something ^.^ and is this a real game and if so she should have shown her penis when the dinasaur bit her bottom and when that whip hit her vest and when the airplane was cutting off her top and bottom why wont she show her stuff she looks over the age she is able to do that and someone plz tell me they have cheats for this that can make her clothes disappear tha would be awsome ^.^

[sonic7270]

if people are still seeing this in 2010 go to 0:30 and go back to 0:27 and you will see more of something ^.^

[sonic7270]

if people are still seeing this in 2010 go to 0:30 and go back to 0:29 and you will see more of something ^.^

[gaminggoddess85]

Boy, Time Gal sure was wrong about 2001 and 2010. At the rate technology's "improving", it'll probably be wrong about 3001 too...

[RRVCrinale]

Somewhere out there there's a guro version of all this...or maybe I'm just paranoid.

[Stinpack]

1:29 prehistoric rape

[Thinker302]

0:35 made me LO freaking L!! HAHAHA!!

[stretchypants123]

That's hilarious! =XD so cute

[godls92]

Lol I hope Happy Tree Friends get ideas from here :-P

[ZhaneMasaki]

4:16 "Pray to God"? Well, that did a fat lotta good, Reika! now you're going to Heaven lol

[Mortskcab]

@ZhaneMasaki he had her die so he can see her rockin' tits up close and personal!

[ZhaneMasaki]

3:18 "JAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[ZhaneMasaki]

Hilarious...that's Time Gal for ya!

[TheWhiteWolf1337]

Man, I wish she'd travel to 2010 as it is now...

[boitahaki]

DESINTEGRATE !

[EvilerBowser1003]

This would be REALLY fetishistic if she, you know, didn't turn chibi when she failed...

[TheRadicalOneNG]

@EvilerBowser1003 Still pretty much fetish fuel, methinks...

[thegameulost]

@EvilerBowser1003

actually, considering it was made in Japan, they probably did that for the purpose of appealing to a certain fetish

[Jaseida]

She looks hot when you start playing, but when she dies she looks like a chibi.

[boitahaki]

@Jaseida Yes its kinda frustrating lol

[RaharuChan]

i wanna play this game.

[gamemaster8910]

6:55 did she say naruto?? lol

[quietchina]

2:27 she's talking bout her oppai......

[CapnE625]

My God... her ass must look like hamburger meat after all of that punishment XD.

[OldSkoolStudio]

wow, this is really censored:

1:19 gets cut in pieces by throwing axes

1:23 gets her head sliced by an axe

1:26 gets ripped in two

1:29 gets raped by caveman

and thats just the prehistoric stage

[RockoMyler]

Oh wow, I never noticed this before, but for the 2001 stage, they completely lifted Spade from Hokuto no Ken! Must've been some Hokuto fans working on the animation.

[TheDeadCobra]

What the fuck it has some erotic even little

This is insane

[NewChannelsFTL]

6:13 Hilarious how they thought we'd have space colonies by now.

[danevilke]

you probably have a lot of time XD

[Arceusgamer14]

2001 AD & 2010 AD

Okay did we have Moter gang hovering instead of Terrorist attacking us on 9/11

And who's exploring in space!

[badmonkeyballplayer]

Arcade?

[LaRiviera]

4:12 Best one by far. "Kami-sama!"

Is it just me, or does that angel look like Maya Fey?

[MitchZer0II]

0:27 that's hot!

[FreetheEvilChubbyPig]

OMFG 2010! I wasn't updated on any of those space explorations!!!! When dat happen? xD

[FreetheEvilChubbyPig]

AD 2001? xD I remember those days with the hover cycles and... Wait that never happened.... >.> xD

[ricecakezop]

1:52

Colonel: Time Gal! You can't do that! You've created a time paradox!

[internetotaku]

Time Gal seems to have trouble keeping her clothes on xD

[Paraguai123]

2:37 2:41 i laughed so hard

[42ndIcicle]

0:25

Uh.. O_O

[Davesknd]

Man... Remember all those hover-bike gangs that roamed the streets of our streets back in 2001?

And all that spacetravel we are doing this year with our long Star Wars spaceships...

[MayorQwert]

@Davesknd

Yeah, and remember that massive war we had in the 90s?

[gypshasballs22]

LOL 2001

[pikminfan1998]

WOW, she gets into a lot of trouble....

[LinketoVR]

@totoofze47 That is called a paradox

[MeetSimmio]

She needs to get bit in the ass more.

Seriously, it's fucking awesome.

[chantimothy]

lol it features a bit of sexual terms too lol...

[Z3ro42]

Wth is that shit?This is retarded.

[NamratsTheStarman]

Sad thing is, most of these would be brutally graphic in a real-life situation...

[ViperAcidZX]

1:30 Reika's gonna get raped! :O

[SoraDonaldGoofy99]

It sounds like she says googie googie sometimes. Weird... LOL.

[AngryGundamGamer]

Yeah, they got 2001 and 2010 just perfect, flying bikes and space stations with asteroids! LOL!

[pawel1818]

MY GOD!

0:28 What a tragedy

[drewmeister11]

It's a well known fact that the past will try to kill you if you ever time travel. For example, if you went back in time to meet George Washington, he'd likely try to chop you apart with an axe.

[TehLoneWanderer]

I also didn't realise that if your sluty clothing gets bitten off, your as good as dead...

[TehLoneWanderer]

1:28 : You gonna get raped

[FoxRain]

lol 2001 and 2010 are very apocalyptic.

[Shaqstheman000]

6:12 Hey, I haven't seen any death-stars or flying space fighters around lately. I better go look at the sky....

[TheOrkutGuy]

A.D. 2001

What the hell? The grunts from Hokuto no Ken?

[DbzAndTitanicLover]

LOL i didnt know we had Hoover Bike's in 2001 xD.

[Headbanger142]

2:28 - 2:35 oh dear - vest fail!

[okayillgonow]

0:06 - 0:08

Anime really needs to mock this sequence.

[Death1121]

This is such epic failure it's epic in it's own way. The most annoying of it all, was that every time the bad guy laughed at you.

[Toady120]

Why is everything tries to kill Reika ?

[Legoking45]

lots of fail moments in this game XD

[SSJSeanNelson07X]

4:16 did she just say "kami-sama" cuse kami is a part of Dragonball

[SawahN]

Kami-sama means "God" in Japanese.

[Toady120]

Why in the game Reika looks like a real adult, but in death animation, she looks like a dirty baby ?

[Meridia]

Chibified to make the "deaths" more humorous..

[reifuTD]

girl gets bit in the butt a lot

[lollmao5]

1:28 I wish i were one of ythose lucky cavemen LOL

[doomdayslord101]

she is doomd and in my name (dam)

[xboxlover2k57]

unfortunately, i have played this game before. we rented a sega cd when it first came out.  this and sonic were the ones i got. sonic was amazing, this sucked. lol animation was good though

[91kz]

参加したアニメーター曰く、この仕事中に「スペースエース」を見­てヘコんだらしい。

[12games]

I have never played this game before but the deaths are funny as hell!!! XD

[ssfsx17]

2001 - it's the Hokuto no Ken world!

[Kraftwerk67]

The voices are annoying !

[AZthehedgehog]

1:53, Best fail EVER!!

[HyperSonicXtreme]

1:53

TIME PARADOX!!

[twilightwindwaker]

@HyperSonicXtreme What happened at that part? Did she dissapear from existance?

[HyperSonicXtreme]

To twilightwindwaker

She probably killed one of her ancestors, without them, she won't exist.

[DeathPodJr]

0:29 wow lol u kin tell its from japan where they dont censor a lot

[twilightwindwaker]

@DeathPodJr Best fail ever. I don't know why that would stop you from completing the quest although it would feel weird wandering around bottomless :3.

[MegaWildside]

OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Simetrico]

she says fuck!!! at 00:05

[SartoriusSeven]

The fails are more amusing than the successes.

[SartoriusSeven]

Those that aren't totally perverted or just plain strange, that is.

[Watcher3223]

1:27

You just have to wonder what kind of hedonistic acts those neanderthals have in mind for poor Reika.

[troysson81]

Back then, "raping" was hitting someone repeatedly with your club, it's whether it's a boy or girl.

It's true!

[alexkidca]

lol, poor woman is going to get pounded bad by those cavemen

[Watcher3223]

One must wonder just what kind of pounding.

[alexkidca]

the kind that will make her regret time traveling to that time period.. those neanderthals are savages

[Watcher3223]

Unless she likes it hard and rough.

[alexkidca]

lol, well i guess we'll never know

[twilightwindwaker]

@Watcher3223 She's gonna get raped. Those guys are lucky bastards.

[Watcher3223]

@twilightwindwaker

Rest assured, they will go well beyond medieval on her.

Please do excuse the pun.

[gloglablyn]

Simple, like in many japanese games with girls, its game over when her clothes come off.

[troysson81]

That's more like mission success.

[gloglablyn]

Well I was playing a japanese eroge and thats how you defeat all the enemies, who just happen to be pretty girls

[troysson81]

Um... wow.

[gloglablyn]

oh it was a lot of fun, it was Lightning Warrior Raidy, the generic enemies which are your usual sword and sorcery types such as were-rats, minotaurs and dullahans, to name a few, are all just pretty girls dressed up as monsters. I was just lol when I defeated one for the first time. It was a real novelty.

[troysson81]

While I'm at it, I really don't get 0:31 either. The dinosaur launches her into the air, fully-clothed, and nothing happens.

[gloglablyn]

There she just gets beaten, end of story. F.Y.I there is a type of video game obsession called ryona that may involve a girl just getting attacked by someone or something. This whole game may possibly be catered to that.

[troysson81]

I really don't understand how 5:41 is a fail.

[twilightwindwaker]

@troysson81 I know it would of been nice to see her topless.

[TheRealSiguy]

2:59 Blackface imagery? O.o

Not a good sign.