THE SECRET TO BUYING CONDOMS @Tactix87

[NothFlaBabyGirl2011]

OMG, Tactix, this is so funny!!! I <3 minute 3:40-4:27, it is sooo hilarious :D

[happyVIDwatcher]

This was funny as shit subed

[NothFlaBabyGirl2011]

hahaha this is so funny, I like the last part, the re-enacment

[blackcat445577]

Honestly nope.....I never ever had a odd situation buying condoms and I am a girl. Honestly I don't care if people know I am buying condoms I have one child already I don't want any more until I am out on my own and can support myself also I am in college upgrading my education. That's important I cant afford to have any more kids not now.

[omgimawesome100]

I'm 18 bought condoms and the bitch asked me out at da register

[1p0rnstar]

buying condom is like awkward for first time and then its normal lol

[keely010]

I walk in, to the condom section, pick up every box and read them *lol* then i walk to the laady and buy them and maintain full eye contact. I dont buy that extra shit

yeah thats right, and I'm a chick.

[Musicluvr4]

I'm a girl and I don't find it embarrassing to buy condoms. You know what's embarrassing? Buying a pregnancy test at 17. So I'll endure whatever looks I get when I'm in the lube/condom section of a drugstore; it'll be better than the looks I would get with a big belly!

[Tactix87]

@Musicluvr4 lol touche'

[la149tv]

lmfaaoooooo "cant feel ma dik" hahahaha shit was hilarious.. lol damm seeing one of your videos is like a drug, am on the 5th one alrdy lol ..

[Tactix87]

@la149tv lol thank you, really glad you enjoy them

[cmikeg86]

It can be awkward but I usually just get a magazine and fold it over the box, if I have other shopping to do, and since I buy the magnums I go to the line with a bad chick and I confidently stare at her, like "ay ay look at me ok? ay what I do? you know what I did...I put that key in that door and locked that mutha fucka didn't I? gave her that womp womp...look at my eyes...roll em...."

[carlosperezvidal]

I was buying condoms and some old lady called the cops on me.

[Tactix87]

@carlosperezvidal WTF? why? lol

[carlosperezvidal]

@Tactix87 Cause im only 16 and she thought it was illegal.

[Tactix87]

@carlosperezvidal damn...that's some bullshit

[carlosperezvidal]

@Tactix87 I know but thats Hialeah for you.



[thisrocks17]

Dude i am 13 years old and i once try to get them by putting them inside another candy box, but when she was about to chek them the box slipped it fll and the condoms got out so i runned the hell out of there.

[felldin]

You americans should try out our swedish condoms. Thay are super thin and dont feel like a plasticbag like Durex do. The brands name is RSFU. GLHF

[ilovelandcruisers1]

You know what buying tampons feels like !!!

[Tactix87]

@ilovelandcruisers1 I guess so lol

[rockstarCHiiKi]

lmfaooo "are you cumming?" "Nahh baby i can't feel my dick." This is a funny video good shit

[Tactix87]

@rockstarCHiiKi haha thank you

[xyamomx12]

best thing to do slip condoms into random people's shopping carts

[Tactix87]

@xyamomx12 hahaha I gotta try that

[kidrhimel]

ROFL!

[DjNiko96]

3:45 :D ... omg!!!!!!!! :D ...loooooooooooooool until the end...i though im gonna die laughing

[Tactix87]

@DjNiko96 HAHA :P

[Tactix87]

@DjNiko96 LOL thank you :P

[itsleolemons]

who could not like this funny as hell

[calvinrcarson]

i wad buyin condoms trojan magnums yes im blessed ( thank u jesus) and the ladies smiled gave me this look and glanced down at my pevlic area rang them up and in a sexy seductive voice said have yn tonight

[calvinrcarson]

i was 15 and went to the corner store to by condoms and the bitch said i had to be 18 so i thru the box at her and asked what he name was so i can name my kid after her

[Tactix87]

@calvinrcarson LMFAO HAHAH THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE BEST COMMENTS I'VE READ IN A WHILE LOL

[carlosperezvidal]

@calvinrcarson Since when do you gotta be 18 to buy condoms lol she was just being dumb.

[cshotu123]

I was looking in the condom section, then the clerk comes up and says "Need any help? Im great with these" and Im like, "nah Im good bro, Ill just take these.." and as I was walking out he says "Enjoy them! Theyre fun!"

[ItsTheBeast100]

Lol shit I swear all the boxes of condoms troll us. So on new years eve I went to go buy some condoms and I went thru the self checkout cuz then it wouldn't be awkward but then when I got to it, the shit didn't scan! Then the assistant had to help me and it scanned..... WTF? Btw I'm 15

[Tactix87]

@ItsTheBeast100 lol i think they do that shit on purpose haha

[knighttas]

my moms sleeping and im trying so hard not to laugh

[Tactix87]

@knighttas haha :P

[knighttas]

im dieing

[Tactix87]

@knighttas :P

[lol0817]

I was at wal mart and i wanted to buy some, butt i was w/ my mother, so this time i didnt pay for them....

[jrock99618]

LIKE THE DISLIKE COMENT UNDER MINE

:D

[DragonvaleMOD]

DISLIKE THE COMMENT UNDER MINE

[Itshabbovidz]

LIKE THE COMMENT UNDER MINE

[LilRiiiicoo]

Step 1: Get 5 Bucks

Step 2: Go to Walmart

Step 3: Grab condoms

Step 4: Go to self checkout

Step 5: Insert cash

Step 6: Leave with condoms

[HousEnElectro]

@LilRiiiicoo now that's pure genius! :D

[victorious1787]

Hahaa...I've been slacking on watching ur videos...this one was funny..good stuff :)

[Tactix87]

@victorious1787 haha I know :P I haven't heard from you in awhile. Where you been ?

[victorious1787]

@Tactix87 So sorry...been busy with school..but I'm slowly catching up..always keep it 100...keep it up!!!

[Tactix87]

@victorious1787 Thanks for the love and support, hope all is well with school :)

[Sicksicksu]

well i bought the owrst condoms ever squeezed my dick like a fucking hug from she hulk and they were thicker than jay-z' wallet but she told me she was on the pill so i hit it raw

[Tactix87]

@Sicksicksu LOL don't kill me guy hahaha

[somtin2pk]

i almost PISSED MYSELF IM still crying from laugther, ahh im 17 and been using condoms since 12 years old man im always safe :)

[Tactix87]

@somtin2pk lol good man

[imachku]

subbed man you got some good vids

[Tactix87]

@imachku Thanks a lot dude

[IncredibleElle01]

"if you can get throat cancer from eating a girl's vag, how in the hell is my penis safe?!" LMFAO you are HILARIOUS!

[Tactix87]

@IncredibleElle01 :P thank you 

[MirathGames]

where i live there is only 1 place that i now theres condoms and my mom works there

[airsoftman233]

@MirathGames thts sucks broskii

[melisa16smith]

hey i love ur show and i deal with the same crap when i buy my pads so weird i just want to die the ladythat was checkin me out was nice enough to put it in a bag and say it broke when she actually had to get the price yea we go through the same shit guys dont worry ur not the only 1.

[Tactix87]

@melisa16smith lol atleast the lady was nice about...this chick fully put my shit on blast lol

[DrChrispocalypse]

the beast way to avoid that situation is to go in the middle of the day to the nearest grocery store with a pharmacy and go to the self checkout middle of the day becausenoone is there on a week day mabey alitle before or after lunch or if you in school, go early saterday another thing is WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE WHAT THE FUCK THEY THINK unless they know you personally

[kyreej1]

You just EARNED a subscriber :D

[Tactix87]

@kyreej1 haha thanks dude I appreciate the support

[beautybymina]

your hilarious, i love you!

[Tactix87]

@beautybymina Love you right back :)

[Ayamee972]

xD loool dang it i laught my ass of at this!

Tch you are guys at least, imagine how awkard it is for a girl buying candoms ?...... even if girl is married, you have the impression everyone wear a "hoe alert" expression on their face

[Tactix87]

@Ayamee972 haha touche' good point...but us guys usually are the ones that gotta stock up on the condoms, so you females are lucky

[Ayamee972]

@Tactix87 Yeah right! i don't do it just because of those judgementale people xD lol i would actually buy them if i was in need, but i'm too damn scared to "hoe alert" look hahaha.

and at one of your question in your comment below, YES it's awkward as FUCK when we buy tampons or anything relate, i feel like wearing a bag on my head each time i'm just in front of the shelter, it's worst if the cashier is a male, i prefer waiting in a 1 hr queue than going there xD.

thanks for answering us =D

[lama8991]

oh my god you're hilarious. I died laughing. I've had to buy condoms for a boyfriend before because he didn't want to go through an awkward situation like yours hahaha

[Tactix87]

@lama8991 haha how is it when you ladies have to buy tampons and shit? is it just as awkward?

[lama8991]

@Tactix87 Lol nope. At least not for me. It's just a necessary evil, and it's a lot better than being unprepared and looking like a homicide went down on your favorite white shorts lol

[melisa16smith]

@Tactix87 it weird for me but i just grit my teeth and say im doin fine but inside im sayin oh god get this over with lol

[NightMagiq]

its all tingly and sh*t.XD

[MrKills12]

I when to buy condoms turns out the cashier was the older sister of a chick in my class i felt like a retard

[Tactix87]

@MrKills12 LOL that's embarrassing 

[josemostwanted098]

Would u use color condoms ? O.o

[Tactix87]

@josemostwanted098 unless there by trojan or Durex...then no lol

[josemostwanted098]

@Tactix87 How about lifestyle ?

[Tactix87]

@josemostwanted098 I rarely buy lifestyle..but they're okay 

[josemostwanted098]

@Tactix87 :D ok then now time to buy some lifestyle's & use it on my cuzzin's bestfriend :D

[Demimarie3]

@josemostwanted098 omg u r so sexi ! and funnie 

[josemostwanted098]

@Demimarie3 o__O what? haha

[FamousNobodys]

your faces were to funny lol

[Tactix87]

@FamousNobodys haha I don't know where it comes from...I tend to be very animated

[FamousNobodys]

@Tactix87 so i see lol..

[DontCallMeCharminCCC]

You know, this is kinda the exact thing we go thru buying "stuff" for that time of the month. Or Bras. It's always a guy at the register tryna act like he didn't notice the cup size or the "strength",but he always has that smirk on his face like yea....you got breast lol smh......But that's life right lol. Better safe than sorry. Just curious, does that fire/ice really blow your hair back? lol #serious ?

[Tactix87]

@DontCallMeCharminCCC HAHA this is true...poor women lol...and NO HAHA it doesn't but it doesn feel a little bit weird, not sure I'm a fan yet

[ClassyChoreo13]

SELF CHECKOUT!!!

[Tactix87]

@ClassyChoreo13 haha Sobey's doesnt have em unfortunately 

[tuchesuavae]

"I dick my junk in cement just to make sure" lol. but yeah i put on a condom that thing had the base of my dick hurting man.

[Tactix87]

@tuchesuavae haha it's intense guy

[MrJerkinTV]

Lol . dis is too funny . nice video 

[Tactix87]

@MrJerkinTV Thanks homie

[Thepurpleberry14]

LOOOL i got them from the milk and dairy section ahahahaha

[BlackElmoChannel]

@tactix87 this got to be the funniest shit i seen all week , lmfao good shit man !

[trueladytee26]

LMAO!!! U made ur own statistics!! lol!

[ThoughtsOfMoni]

You had me LMAO!! That shit is even more awkward for girls. I remember I went into Walmart to buy some condoms and this old lady was the only cashier. I had a

lot of other shit to but when she picked up the condoms she was like UMMMH.. I couldn't say shit I just hurried up, paid and got the hell outta there.

[Tactix87]

@ThoughtsOfMoni haha, see they always make it awkward some how some way lol

[cheerjunkienightmare]

@ThoughtsOfMoni self check out ;)

[ThoughtsOfMoni]

@cheerjunkienightmare LOL.. I will remember that 4 next time.



[sonnijbaby1]

aahaha this is greatt i love itt !! XD

[Tactix87]

@sonnijbaby1 Thank you :)

[iurmantoday]

@shayla1986 I stoped talking to her dad after that night and went to a diffrent store to get them but me and her broke up about 4 months ago

[CeejCeejAcj]

Hilarious.....awesomely Hilarious

[Tactix87]

@CeejCeejAcj haha thanks cuz

[DProductionMusic]

"HAHAHAH FUCK NO" Hilarious, i dont need to worry about buying condoms cuz my girl buys them, but i wouldn't have a problem buying them. Keep doing your thing my dude :) and when you get a chance check my page out and tell me what you think.

-DjT

[longliveislam94]

Haha that lady wanted to just make a fool of u. It was 2 a.m., she probably needed a laugh

[Tactix87]

@longliveislam94 yo I caught her smirking the entire time...you're probably right. lol

[deadcrazzy]

i had to search this a bit to see and heres what i found

Almost half (47%) of teen boys who had intercourse in the year before being surveyed said they always use a condom, but only 28% of girls said a condom was used

[Tactix87]

@deadcrazzy LOL wow, that's still kinda crazy

[robboneter1]

lol its 2011 who gives a shit...youre getting some!

[goaltending29]

Condoms are free up in the rez i live in they have them in the clinic its pretty awesome B)

[Tactix87]

@goaltending29 I don't trust free condoms lol...unless they're free trojans or durex

[goaltending29]

@Tactix87 they are all durex broseph they even got studded and flavoured ones. which is awesome :P

[alfizzle413]

Really akward

[Tactix87]

@alfizzle413 yes lol extremely :P

[dopeish69]

Woman : um where did you get these? (Holding condoms)

Guy :I got them in the milk in dairy section, BITCH!

[Treyser15]

nice mohawk

[Tactix87]

@Treyser15 thank you

[Keela07]

lol hilarious. "baby my dick goin numb" lol priceless. i must say tha condom buyin thing isn't a prob for me. in tha past me and my dude would go 2getha and get em. im very outward about my sexuality, plus i like to fuck...so most cashiers kno wats on my mind lol :)

[Tactix87]

@Keela07 HAHA

[JohnnyHMV1]

Man, that's some epic and funny shit. Subscribed :)

[Tactix87]

@JohnnyHMV1 thanks dude...I appreciate the support

[Tactix87]

@TawanaNicole haha no I missed it this year as well as every year, Not really my thing...but I heard it was whack apparently...they've changed the name of it also

[SickAsItGets]

tactix your very close to becoming my all time favorite youtuber, yes that sounds nerdy.. but real talk lol, your shits awesome and i laugh every fucking time. as always, im out to go fuck some chick in the ass bro. peace.

[Tactix87]

@SickAsItGets HAHA fuck that man...I'm aiming to be your favourite youtuber now

[SickAsItGets]

@Tactix87 YES!! HAHA! :D <3

[Tactix87]

@Fire13Lily haha would she have cared if she caught you buying them?

[swimmer123ist]

My awkward situation was when my mom was buying condoms... then later on her boyfriend came after dinner they took a "nap" worst, night of my life....

[Tactix87]

@swimmer123ist HAHAHA!!!

[gryd999]

@swimmer123ist

I think you should think about that and talk with your mother...im just sayin

[swimmer123ist]

When I went to the store, I saw this 60 year old dude buying tampons...I don't even wanna know what they were for...

[Tactix87]

@swimmer123ist HAHA hopefully not for him lol

[kelissoso]

hahahahaha Nice video

I have to suscribe

[Tactix87]

@kelissoso Thank you :) and I appreciate the subscription

[nevo08]

Sex faces lol!

[buchanko]

epic :P

[Tactix87]

@buchanko thank you :)

[GHFan2131]

lmao!..sooo funny!



[Tactix87]

@GHFan2131 :P thank you

[icecubes2010amr]

you say buying condoms is awkward :D try selling them !!!

[Tactix87]

@icecubes2010amr haha you sell them? well hey you got the hook ups then :P

[JonMasterChief]

I bought a box once and the cashier started to stare at the box... Like I literally had to fucking wait there for this chick to stop staring at it. I eventually told her 'can I have my monster condom for my magnum dong' hahaha you are awesome if u get the reference

[Tactix87]

@JonMasterChief LMAO Danny Devito once said that Line....EPIC!!!

[Crimewave9]

Over here in Australia, we got self serve checkouts in the supermarkets, so every time you need to buy them, come here hahahah

[Tactix87]

@Crimewave9 haha got my plane ticket ready bro

[N1Z0xBL4ZE]

seriously at the moment when I'm stuck in any situation i just think..... what would tactix do ? ;)

[Tactix87]

@N1Z0xBL4ZE LOL Lie, Devise, and Improvise

[N1Z0xBL4ZE]

@Tactix87 haha, you would think... but seriously your views are far better than mine in any situation :) anyway cheers for writing back :)

[VictoriaSproule]

Oh my god your hilarious I love you

[Tactix87]

@VictoriaSproule Love you right back Victoria :)

[JAYSTARXXVll]

I don't wear condoms! Were dying in 2012 anyway so might as well die with AIDS on my dick... FUCK IT!

[Tactix87]

@JAYSTARXXVll LOL in that case you're probably the only one hoping that 2012 DOES happen, because AIDS and ur a Father? you might as well be dead lol

[DBClay96]

So, I'm 15, got a gf that I've been dating for a month now and my mom askes me if I need condoms, I told her it was her decision, she gives me Trojan Bare-Skin condoms.

[Tactix87]

@DBClay96 haha yeah that's a tad awkward...I can see ur pops doing that and it being less awkward..but mama dukes? hmm I don't know about that one

[qwertyabsurd]

My awkward moment buying Condoms? When the cashier scanned them she had a little giggle while doing so. I should've asked what she was laughing at but I let it go. Now I dont know what the giggle was about, but I went home and gf didn't have any problems so :)

[Tactix87]

@qwertyabsurd HAHA they always giggle....mine did the same thing

[kuranmafox]

baby i cant feel my dick =]] LMFAO

[SuperBeckyz]

ROFLLL:D

[FutureUSArmySoldier]

I wouldn't be scared. I'm a girl and if my boyfriend would be scared to buy the condoms, I would just be like "Take me to walgreens, tell me what size, and I'll get them." I want to be safe. If people think about what I'm doing that night, than good for them! I'm the one enjoying it! I will walk out of that store the a hop in my step if I want to :D

[Tactix87]

@FutureUSArmySoldier That's true...well said

[Kstepballa]

thats why you do self checkout. haha.

[Tactix87]

@Kstepballa haha I would but sobey's doesn't have them...and actually I was reading one of the comments on here and someone actualy got trolled through self check out also lol....YOU'RE not SAFE lol

[Jaggedette1]

LOL

[ayalatina23]

lmao omg that was funny. But yea, I guess its a lil easier for females cause im ok with buying condoms. plus I used to work in a pharmacy. Im guilty of being that cashier that liked to put the buyers on blast once in a while just for a little laugh if there wasnt too many people around. nothing too embarrassing tho, just to get a blush and a giggle out of the young guys

[Tactix87]

@ayalatina23 haha I knew you cashiers would purposely fuck with people you evil bastards haha....not gonna lie I'd probably do the same

[iurmantoday]

I was going out with a girl and she wanted me to meet her parents but we've been doin it for a while and the pharmacy I get them at their is this dude that always jokes around with me about buying the condoms he's made severial dirty jokes about the girl I've been dating so I show up to the resturant to meet my girl and she takes me over to the table with her parents and her dad came out of the bath room and sits down and gives me this death stare the entire night

[Tactix87]

@iurmantoday LMAO oh man AWKWARD!!!

[shayla1986]

@iurmantoday Woww... So how long after that did it take you all to stop talking?

[chickpearson]

I fucking love you tactix lol