Chuck Norris is not badass people think he is. If so he would sneak in my house and bash my head on the keyboard by nowbfjhffhhfjhgh dd447863#-;+++&%$-8hy. I'm Chuck Norris and I am badass
i highly doubt chuck norris would need a gun to kill every player in counter strike in just 42 seconds. hell, he could do it blindfolded while hogtied.
i think chuck norris is the worst and gayest actor ever and if he disagrees he can com and slam my face into the keyboasbgaABABHADBNmfgmrf, ymkhgjefbm
Chuck norris is not so awesome... If he was , he would come to my house and smash my head in the keyboardiaegagrarwgargya 3T E$WT WIb FLW FNwfaofbaefa wbfafb awewrfwsfhwaeyhewewfhhweweeweweheuwew8uwe8iwiw3r93w9uherwuhw3ruhwruwrujhwrujhwruj
@Lukinsonsssr Kenedy wasn't killed. Chuck Norris was his bodyguard and when they attempted assassination, the bullets reflected from Chuck Norris' beard and killed the bad guys. Kenedy's head exploded because he was so amazed.
Man whats up with chuck norris bull shit? if chuck norris is what every one says he really is he will come to my house and beat my head on my keyboa5tg5tgtukdssdryksrugdfuoadfgyidvw wererguhwarwebfuh; rwernfvh54t78rgbnfv sdrfsire4iw75routd4rteiduo
Chuck Norris can perform a 1337 spin and headshot with Scout. Chuck Norris can throw a HE and can kill 20 guy. Chuck Norris can kill 100 people with only a bullet. Chuck Norris can do ninja jumps. Chuck Norris can ban admin. Chuck Norris can combine M249, Deagle and millions of HEs to make a super weapon. Chuck Norris can defuse bomb in 0.01 seconds. Chuck Norris can plant C4 to everywhere. Chuck Norris can kill 9000 people in a round. But most of all... Chuck Norris can shut down a server!
"If Chuck Norris was a god, he would come down and smash my head on the keyfkcjhcujdjebcjjfbcyfjgjriaazsxddffvtgbhnimkpmKbjhhugyvyctffxddzsrdswagsjfjvhfhfufohlbnmgpgp"
Hope that joke won't be used anymore, its old and a little cliché.
People adore him for some weird reason i'll never understand lol. If he was real he'd be smashing my head on the keyiuofewriuognergohbrthbjiomrthipoimuyouçvt...
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One day chuck norris was playing cs and he had 0 frags after 100 rounds in a pub server with 32 slots that too full . Now u must be thinking why ???? LOL all were committing "SUICIDE" coz of the fear of chuch norris :D :D HH@H@HH@H@H@
im tired of these fucking chuck norris jokes. hes not a god.. if he was a fucking god he would know that im going against him right now and he would be smashing my head against the keyboard right no-kdfhasfhskdfhskldjfhklsdjfklasdfvn xdfkvfndfmsklnvfj dkgvn gvfndjklvn gfnmlpvgjtvdfiovmgjto,kgnvm terihnytjeihobm gtjeinbgjebog jebn....... i see you
Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if he was really a true god. let him come to my house and smash my face against my keyboardhkjlashdfopui9xvcbhwelkashdfuhilasfdfasduiwyerysfdabewhvxcwheoiufduhisfduhi
@lameavenger It is actually possible to do that! Hitting someone with a smoke bomb or flash grenade take away 1hp. So if the guy has 1hp and you throw a smoke grenade to his head, you get a head-shot kill with a smoke grenade.
I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people. If he really is special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7
Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete pussy. If he is truly the ultimate, badass god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemjewang/amwsfil;ajhgasfmioer]jnag;ahfm;ojaigf]jfaf;ija'fwofew
Its not like chuck norris is going to come in my room and slam my head against the key borsfghsghfhsfhgkisfghfjihsfghkfghmndmnkgghijowrhyjhmg=9shtw7u,ehjyj
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Kiskocka555 6 hours ago
FAKE! Chuck Norris doesn't need guns!
CatsRock249 1 day ago
0:25... FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
razzer2502 1 day ago
Chuck norris cant even shoot a gun yeah i said it! Make him come here and smash my face on the keyboarisocovitcitsudxvig t cg g gfcc v
XakaiOfficial 2 days ago
@XakaiOfficial I love how you saw the top comment on the "Chuck Norris stares a man to death" video and decided to try to use it on this one lol.
maxpower1399 5 hours ago
fake, he only needed one bulet
Angelonio01 3 days ago 4
jakjakjak mory
ironfeeeexx 3 days ago
Thats fake, chuck norris can do this without a sniper.
TheDoctor0o 3 days ago
where is 0:25 from ?
zartl10 3 days ago
chuck Norris doesn't play counter strike counter strike plays chuck Norris
FinaleFrontier 3 days ago
he have a clan?
MrZamserv 3 days ago
chuck norris fuck imbot
antipuc1 3 days ago
xDDDD
EMANELLLL 3 days ago
chuck norris : gotcha bitch !
deluxes000 3 days ago
awp noob
wotan86pb 3 days ago
0:29 resident evil 4!
mrpasha1376 4 days ago
Fake, Chuck Norris don't need bullet for doing this.
MrThekiller252 5 days ago
Chuck Norris kills everyone automatically by logging on.
TheVerandaguy 5 days ago
chuck norris can make a one shot 9999999999999999999999999999999... kills
HillGames 5 days ago
Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon.
Chuck Norris was the first person to walk in the sun.
HillGames 5 days ago
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Arretez de parler de votre chuck norris si il existait il m'aurait déja eclater la guele sur le clavierrfijésdofjlalsdugzhfuoLSUIDFHLSIf
PepsenZerow 5 days ago
fake chuck norris only needs one bullet to kill all those people
catatafish100 5 days ago 3
@catatafish100 chuck norris doesn't even need a gun to kill all this people
HillGames 5 days ago
Lost it when it reached the Duck Hunt game xD
MightyRayX 5 days ago
Voices from Sandy ravage x=)
chokashady 5 days ago
how many players are in this server and what is the name of the server ?
maklarus 6 days ago
the bomb has been planted seconds later counter terorist wins ;)
TheErtbruggen 6 days ago
Lol,at the end I thought he is going to kill commentator
Barti92 6 days ago
Kennedy?
simongolddrone 6 days ago
@simongolddrone and i thought i was the only one who noticed
albertescamilla 3 days ago
Chuck Norris beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on Veteran with a guitar heroes controller...
234phillip 6 days ago
no chuck norris only needs to shoot one bullet..... bam insta win the entire game
GensisXXI 6 days ago
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Chuck Norris is not badass people think he is. If so he would sneak in my house and bash my head on the keyboard by nowbfjhffhhfjhgh dd447863#-;+++&%$-8hy. I'm Chuck Norris and I am badass
TheAsdfghjklqqww 6 days ago
His brain is a natural aimbot
PotatoProductions11 6 days ago
Chuck Norris doesn't Aim, the bullets just do as their told.
BlackAndWhiteScout 6 days ago
Fake on DuckHunt
Chuck never misses
tru3fan 6 days ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need your permission to buy guns.
PorridgeStall 6 days ago
Chuck Norris dosent play Counter Strike Counter Strike plays Chuck Norris
Razinytor1996 1 week ago
QUAADD FEED!
thelinusnyman 1 week ago
GOD LIKE!!! xD
zmajcilo 1 week ago
0:40 holy fuck :D
bender421157 1 week ago
i highly doubt chuck norris would need a gun to kill every player in counter strike in just 42 seconds. hell, he could do it blindfolded while hogtied.
QFizzle1992 1 week ago
Not only is it chuck norris... BUT ITS THE LAPUA MAGNUM
privategramcracker01 1 week ago
lol
MrXAznDude 1 week ago
fucking camper XD
magtechno 1 week ago
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i think chuck norris is the worst and gayest actor ever and if he disagrees he can com and slam my face into the keyboasbgaABABHADBNmfgmrf, ymkhgjefbm
arbaz7861 1 week ago
Chuck's quick scope AWP xd
Ichipok 1 week ago
Chuck Norris once got bored and threw a rock in the sky, we now call that rock Halley's comet
agip07 1 week ago
Faaaake Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun to kill
sabotoge26 1 week ago
seems legit
13045minime 1 week ago
fake, chuck norris never reloads
Bahiiiiis 1 week ago 163
@Bahiiiiis Good thing he never reloaded, only cycled the next round into the chamber.
TheMasterSheo 1 week ago
@Bahiiiiis looks to me that he never reloaded bro.
TheScoutingSniper 1 week ago
@Bahiiiiis its not a reload you dumb fuck its bolt action in every shot
eLfuTaChee 4 days ago
@Bahiiiiis NO RELOAD 4 chuck norris...
stevevokhe 1 day ago
Chuck Norris PAC-A-PUNCHed his gun and made it fire his fists.
TheKafram 1 week ago
THIS IS SOOOOOO FAKE-Chuck Norris never reloads....
IkoLx123 1 week ago
HEADSHO...
38gaute 1 week ago
:D
swift4o 1 week ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need to reload...
trusted23 1 week ago
xDDD
TheTheRevientamadres 1 week ago
That's Clint Eastwood.
99knives 1 week ago
Chuck Norris won the Counter-Strike, playing for the hostages.
WoRmS743 1 week ago
BAHABAHBHBAH EPIC WIN
beroecaaaa 1 week ago
0:36 BHAHBAHBAHBHBA
Drjrecordz 1 week ago
Ахуительно!)))
TheRainforse 1 week ago
lol. Duck Hunt!
alekesam 1 week ago
this is so terrible yet soo funny xD
SOGZEBRA 1 week ago
What a noob. He's using an AWP.
MWilliamGoody2303 1 week ago
This is fake Chuck Norris would get a Headshot every time.
pkmaster72 1 week ago
Chuck norris is not so awesome... If he was , he would come to my house and smash my head in the keyboardiaegagrarwgargya 3T E$WT WIb FLW FNwfaofbaefa wbfafb awewrfwsfhwaeyhewewfhhweweeweweheuwew8uwe8iwiw3r93w9uherwuhw3ruhwruwrujhwrujhwruj
EntryProductions 2 weeks ago
why didn't you put justin bieber in the victim camp ?
jbutoudent 2 weeks ago 71
Chuck Norris's magnum can travel across the globe D:
DarkForcez2010 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris snipes with scout like a real man. AWP is for pussies.
DrHavoc1 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris doesn't play counter strike... he is the counter strike!
FordyFilms 2 weeks ago
@TheLightingAsan Never try ban chuck norris XD
saviorcat025 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris don't need weapons....if you look at him....you die....
Warning: NEVER and I mean NEVER,EVER make eyecontact with Chuck Norris O.o
Justin5637 2 weeks ago
He doesnt play counter strike...His life is counter strike
TheLameCast 2 weeks ago
Dude, Chuck Norris wouldn't be gay and use the awp.
Zayin1993 2 weeks ago
fake, he can kill the all team just by punching the air
Punisher2341 2 weeks ago
Chuck Norris Noopppppppppppppppppppprkdyqoeryhyhrtfjhetyjkgyhjmsdfhmkdtuyjw56uw45uyhwrethfghng dngdhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
weare618 2 weeks ago
ChuckNorris unstoppable!
Dabacan10 2 weeks ago
/voteban Chuck Norrijhjmhbjhbfnnbmgjvhgkffjhgbngjfgjyh
TheLightingAsan 2 weeks ago
chuck can make a 10 kill with only 1 bullet ...
ikke3wie3anders3 2 weeks ago
Where´s the shot from Kenedy´s death?
Lukinsonsssr 2 weeks ago
@Lukinsonsssr Kenedy wasn't killed. Chuck Norris was his bodyguard and when they attempted assassination, the bullets reflected from Chuck Norris' beard and killed the bad guys. Kenedy's head exploded because he was so amazed.
LightningLizard1 2 weeks ago
Chuck norris does not need a gun he can sneak up behind and slam your face into the keyb3fawydsqugnysdwdfdscvihjoIUDW2SC';SADSUPOW
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Man whats up with chuck norris bull shit? if chuck norris is what every one says he really is he will come to my house and beat my head on my keyboa5tg5tgtukdssdryksrugdfuoadfgyidvw wererguhwarwebfuh; rwernfvh54t78rgbnfv sdrfsire4iw75routd4rteiduo
A1CBeretz 2 weeks ago
Fake. Because when you attempt to enter a game with Chuck Norris in it, your Computer Crashes. NOBODY plays Chuck Norris
puttymon 2 weeks ago
This fake, Chuck Norris doesn't need bullets to kill people, He just stares and they drop dead out of embarrassment of being alive.
0Iluvater0 2 weeks ago
0BattlestaR0 3 weeks ago
Guys, to be honest, there are way funnier videos on youtube than Chuck Norris stuff.
Interioroutbreak69 3 weeks ago
@Interioroutbreak69 R.I.P Interioroutbreak69. Chuck got him 2 days ago....
ThePeachMaker 2 weeks ago
chuck norris sabeeeee....!!! :D
L0BO666 3 weeks ago
now thats quickscoping
TheTrolldozr 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris needs no AWP...
FlareStorm10 3 weeks ago
1.6 Sounds
Son I am proud.
timendo215 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris can kick the server
navedbhai 3 weeks ago
Only Chuck Norris can plant the C4 at T-spawn...
And he can kill a player by just throwing the SG on his head...
When chuck norris is out of ammo
He kills the player by just throwing his knife at him...
navedbhai 3 weeks ago
when will he shoot bieber, there should be the g-g-g-godlike sound
AKLA326 3 weeks ago
OMG Chuck norris is a camper!!!!!!!
Naddel1289 3 weeks ago
Yeah, Chuck Norris camps, deal with it.
TwinkiesLauncher 3 weeks ago
AIM FOR BIEBER GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
DalleDayul 3 weeks ago
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
MrAntimalingsia 3 weeks ago
Chuck Norris Hack ;D
xxTopFaIsCaxx 3 weeks ago
"If Chuck Norris was a god, he would come down and smash my head on the keyfkcjhcujdjebcjjfbcyfjgjriaazsxddffvtgbhnimkpmKbjhhugyvyctffxddzsrdswagsjfjvhfhfufohlbnmgpgp"
Hope that joke won't be used anymore, its old and a little cliché.
MrOnemanbattalion 3 weeks ago
False
Chuck norris would use a BB gun.
FutureMarine1775USA 3 weeks ago
omg quick scope quad feed
jumpbikes4life1 3 weeks ago
MisterClayface you must be a A55 hoLe chuck is super cool
giants29100 3 weeks ago
chuck killed 60 people
MrGreatiger 3 weeks ago
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People adore him for some weird reason i'll never understand lol. If he was real he'd be smashing my head on the keyiuofewriuognergohbrthbjiomrthipoimuyouçvt...
oh look, that's just me typing some random shit, i hope it works and i get some thumbs up
MisterClayface 3 weeks ago
chuck norris throws a HE and makes tripple kill... then the HE exploaded
swefress 3 weeks ago 95
these videos are stupid
cKy420cKy 3 weeks ago
chuck norris can kill you with his shout
Caps464 3 weeks ago
This video is pure win.
fredy385 3 weeks ago
One day chuck norris was playing cs and he had 0 frags after 100 rounds in a pub server with 32 slots that too full . Now u must be thinking why ???? LOL all were committing "SUICIDE" coz of the fear of chuch norris :D :D HH@H@HH@H@H@
vikzification 3 weeks ago
helmet of awp ?????
playernewba1 4 weeks ago
0:34 ÉPICO !!! PERFECT !!
MrPensao 4 weeks ago
Chuck Norris can kill a spectator
SUPERWICKKYY 4 weeks ago 2
57 человек уже пожалели об этом
d341d 4 weeks ago
chuck norris aun puede descargar de megaupload
anima668 4 weeks ago
When Chuck Norris plant a bomb on CS Bomb cannot be defused because it's afraid
Channelele 1 month ago
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im tired of these fucking chuck norris jokes. hes not a god.. if he was a fucking god he would know that im going against him right now and he would be smashing my head against the keyboard right no-kdfhasfhskdfhskldjfhklsdjfklasdfvn xdfkvfndfmsklnvfj dkgvn gvfndjklvn gfnmlpvgjtvdfiovmgjto,kgnvm terihnytjeihobm gtjeinbgjebog jebn....... i see you
SLIPERYWETWANG 1 month ago
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Chuck norris throws grenade and kills 57 people Then grenade explodes
zhiraxx80 1 month ago
No! No! No! No! this aint right! they should already be dead before chuck norris even shoots
them down!
MultiMadmanmax 1 month ago
Wow, really creative.
acml26 1 month ago
Where did Chuck Norris get a L96 acog let me guess his 1st Birthday
Reshiram787 1 month ago
surprisingly funny xD
Xstioph 1 month ago
Lol hate to be the bearer of bad news. But this isn't Chuck Norris. It's Clint Eastwood
Daaavee69 1 month ago
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Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if he was really a true god. let him come to my house and smash my face against my keyboardhkjlashdfopui9xvcbhwelkashdfuhilasfdfasduiwyerysfdabewhvxcwheoiufduhisfduhi
MrHabbohotelguy 1 month ago
54 people were no scoped by chuck norris when he was on a different sever
MrSFTU 1 month ago 20
I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this on MW3! that WILL be a one sided match!
PSYCHODRIVER8 1 month ago
hate to see him playing MW3...O___o
PSYCHODRIVER8 1 month ago
Chuck Norris dosn't use aimbot...his bullet are just afraid to miss.
ReconSparton 1 month ago
chuck noriss will always hit his targets because the bullets are afraid to miss.
raprimax 1 month ago
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If chuck norris is real, he would storm through the door and smash my head to keyboarghfszdxt
Darkkiih 1 month ago
Bruce Lee can stop Chuck Norris' bullets Neo-style.
AHA!
bennyOnDrugs 1 month ago
fghfgk el wn seco
chinichini1000 1 month ago
Shot to death star was epic.
zaqzaidi 1 month ago
lol at duck hunt
mariostadium168 1 month ago
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if chuck norris is such a badass i dare him to knock me out before the end of this sente
apocaliptio 1 month ago
LIE Chuck Norris dosent need to aim . the bullets know better than to miss
inorganicgrain 1 month ago
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Justin Bieber
Very easy
Easy
Medium
Hard
Very hard
Very very Hard
Chuck Norris
mazhacker9911 1 month ago
chuck noris can kill you by headshot with the smoke granade
lameavenger 1 month ago 100
@lameavenger It is actually possible to do that! Hitting someone with a smoke bomb or flash grenade take away 1hp. So if the guy has 1hp and you throw a smoke grenade to his head, you get a head-shot kill with a smoke grenade.
RiksK15 2 weeks ago
@lameavenger He kills with flash to :)
mixermaster10 2 weeks ago
make your own fucking jokes retards
DecapodianR 1 month ago
if u ever type bout chuck norris he will smash your face in to keyboarjklafhajhjklsjk;l;lkjsgflsy\h;zi';ad\gs\l\fsh\'
simeon1998 1 month ago
@simeon1998 SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS JOKE!!! IDIOTS LIKE YOU BURN OUT A GOOD JOKE -___-
TheTenthDimesion 1 month ago
bitch please .. chuck norris 1 shot all die
Snabila91 1 month ago
chuck norris doesnt shoot, bullets are scared of him
krisisnumber1 1 month ago
Seriously? Chuck Norris is cool in all, but this video is just a GIF with sounds added.
LCarlan47 1 month ago
Counter-terrorists win!
INbredMonarchy 1 month ago
As soon as chuck Norris gets on. Everyone gets offline.
Cooli10000 1 month ago
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he doent need a gun, he just says BANG!
ChiskoJuanisimo 1 month ago
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this is TOTALLY FAKE chuck norris don't need to reload a weapon!!
ColdPhase 1 month ago
fake , he doent need a gun to shoot.
Gamemaster7764 1 month ago
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I hate this idea that Chuck Norris has super-human powers. He is an actor, not a god, people. If he really is special, I dare him to magically appear in my house right now, sneak up behind me, and slam my face into my own keyboarhg760360b 603c 30sb c7
weegeetheplumer 1 month ago
did you make this video with a potato?
MrEliiz 1 month ago
@MrEliiz ahahaha
Minimalici0us 1 month ago
Fake! Everyone knows Chuck Norris THROWS bullets.
AeonDeity 1 month ago
@AeonDeity nuh uh, he stares them down, until they fire themselves
jizmacdacusha 1 month ago
Counter Strike: 20+ kills. 0 deaths...........IMPOSSIBLE. HAAAAAAAKS *computer screen in da face*
heelys2100 1 month ago
Clicked only to hear "Headshot!".
henwli 1 month ago
Hack xD
pEsOvAcSeRbIa 1 month ago
AIM BOT !
lockmuertos 1 month ago
chuck norris doesn't need enything in his hands to shoot someone.
scurpedUndead 1 month ago
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Pff, Chuck Norris is a complete pussy. If he is truly the ultimate, badass god people claim him to be, then he would come to my house right now, kick open my office door, and slam my head against the keybonfai;lenmae;nfmalnefaekfnaejk;mfweof;mwelnfawalen;dwaefnm;oedamweafm;wolenfmlakmfjkamfl;ansfmsladmfc;sdmaflamfifemjewang/amwsfil;ajhgasfmioer]jnag;ahfm;ojaigf]jfaf;ija'fwofew
CostasSocratous 1 month ago
0:17 Mr.Rodgers?! :D
commenter8977 1 month ago
chuck norris could stare those people to death
ikiwyu 1 month ago
Its not like chuck norris is going to come in my room and slam my head against the key borsfghsghfhsfhgkisfghfjihsfghkfghmndmnkgghijowrhyjhmg=9shtw7u,ehjyj
Botdfgirl2000 1 month ago
thats what i call a profesionel quicscoper
XiPriiMe 1 month ago
lo thats was fuckiin hilarious
Nazghul1425 1 month ago
chuck norris so awesome, he doesn't aim his rifle, he tells his enemies where to stand.
Snoogen11 1 month ago
Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, he catches them with his teeth, puts it in his nose and fires...
TheCALLofAwesome 1 month ago
-Admin kicks Chuck norris for hacking
-Chuck norris Bans Admin for being a douchbag
Nostro200 1 month ago