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  • FAKE! Chuck Norris doesn't need guns!

  • 0:25... FUCKING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • Chuck norris cant even shoot a gun yeah i said it! Make him come here and smash my face on the keyboarisocovitcitsudxvig t cg g gfcc v

  • @XakaiOfficial I love how you saw the top comment on the "Chuck Norris stares a man to death" video and decided to try to use it on this one lol.

  • fake, he only needed one bulet

  • jakjakjak mory

  • Thats fake, chuck norris can do this without a sniper.

  • where is 0:25 from ?

  • chuck Norris doesn't play counter strike counter strike plays chuck Norris

  • he have a clan?

  • chuck norris fuck imbot

  • xDDDD 

  • chuck norris : gotcha bitch !

  • awp noob

  • 0:29 resident evil 4!

  • Fake, Chuck Norris don't need bullet for doing this.

  • Chuck Norris kills everyone automatically by logging on.

  • chuck norris can make a one shot 999999999999999999999999999999­9... kills

  • Neil Armstrong was the first person to walk on the moon.

    Chuck Norris was the first person to walk in the sun.

  • fake chuck norris only needs one bullet to kill all those people

  • @catatafish100 chuck norris doesn't even need a gun to kill all this people

  • Lost it when it reached the Duck Hunt game xD

  • Voices from Sandy ravage x=)

  • how many players are in this server and what is the name of the server ? 

  • the bomb has been planted seconds later counter terorist wins ;)

  • Lol,at the end I thought he is going to kill commentator

  • Kennedy?

  • @simongolddrone and i thought i was the only one who noticed

  • Chuck Norris beat Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 on Veteran with a guitar heroes controller...

  • no chuck norris only needs to shoot one bullet..... bam insta win the entire game

  • His brain is a natural aimbot

  • Chuck Norris doesn't Aim, the bullets just do as their told.

  • Fake on DuckHunt

    Chuck never misses

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need your permission to buy guns.

  • Chuck Norris dosent play Counter Strike Counter Strike plays Chuck Norris

  • QUAADD FEED!

  • GOD LIKE!!! xD

  • 0:40 holy fuck :D

    

  • i highly doubt chuck norris would need a gun to kill every player in counter strike in just 42 seconds. hell, he could do it blindfolded while hogtied.

  • Not only is it chuck norris... BUT ITS THE LAPUA MAGNUM

  • lol

    

  • fucking camper XD

  • Chuck's quick scope AWP xd

  • Chuck Norris once got bored and threw a rock in the sky, we now call that rock Halley's comet

  • Faaaake Chuck Norris doesn't need a gun to kill

  • seems legit

  • fake, chuck norris never reloads

  • @Bahiiiiis Good thing he never reloaded, only cycled the next round into the chamber.

  • @Bahiiiiis looks to me that he never reloaded bro.

  • @Bahiiiiis its not a reload you dumb fuck its bolt action in every shot 

  • @Bahiiiiis NO RELOAD 4 chuck norris...

  • Chuck Norris PAC-A-PUNCHed his gun and made it fire his fists.

  • THIS IS SOOOOOO FAKE-Chuck Norris never reloads....

  • HEADSHO...

  • :D

  • Chuck Norris doesn't need to reload...

  • xDDD

  • That's Clint Eastwood.

  • Chuck Norris won the Counter-Strike, playing for the hostages.

  • BAHABAHBHBAH EPIC WIN

  • 0:36 BHAHBAHBAHBHBA

  • Ахуительно!)))

  • lol. Duck Hunt!

  • this is so terrible yet soo funny xD

  • What a noob. He's using an AWP.

  • This is fake Chuck Norris would get a Headshot every time.

  • Chuck norris is not so awesome... If he was , he would come to my house and smash my head in the keyboardiaegagrarwgargya 3T E$WT WIb FLW FNwfaofbaefa wbfafb awewrfwsfhwaeyhewewfhhweweewew­eheuwew8uwe8iwiw3r93w9uherwuhw­3ruhwruwrujhwrujhwruj

  • why didn't you put justin bieber in the victim camp ?

  • Chuck Norris's magnum can travel across the globe D:

  • Chuck Norris snipes with scout like a real man. AWP is for pussies.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't play counter strike... he is the counter strike!

  • @TheLightingAsan Never try ban chuck norris XD

  • Chuck Norris don't need weapons....if you look at him....you die....

    Warning: NEVER and I mean NEVER,EVER make eyecontact with Chuck Norris O.o

  • He doesnt play counter strike...His life is counter strike

  • Dude, Chuck Norris wouldn't be gay and use the awp.

  • fake, he can kill the all team just by punching the air

  • Chuck Norris Noopppppppppppppppppppprkdyqoe­ryhyhrtfjhetyjkgyhjmsdfhmkdtuy­jw56uw45uyhwrethfghng dngdhggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg­ggggggggggggggg

  • ChuckNorris unstoppable!

  • /voteban Chuck Norrijhjmhbjhbfnnbmgjvhgkffjhg­bngjfgjyh

  • chuck can make a 10 kill with only 1 bullet ...

  • Where´s the shot from Kenedy´s death?

  • @Lukinsonsssr Kenedy wasn't killed. Chuck Norris was his bodyguard and when they attempted assassination, the bullets reflected from Chuck Norris' beard and killed the bad guys. Kenedy's head exploded because he was so amazed.

  • Chuck norris does not need a gun he can sneak up behind and slam your face into the keyb3fawydsqugnysdwdfdscvihjoI­UDW2SC';SADSUPOW

  • Fake. Because when you attempt to enter a game with Chuck Norris in it, your Computer Crashes. NOBODY plays Chuck Norris

  • This fake, Chuck Norris doesn't need bullets to kill people, He just stares and they drop dead out of embarrassment of being alive.

  • Chuck Norris can perform a 1337 spin and headshot with Scout. Chuck Norris can throw a HE and can kill 20 guy. Chuck Norris can kill 100 people with only a bullet. Chuck Norris can do ninja jumps. Chuck Norris can ban admin. Chuck Norris can combine M249, Deagle and millions of HEs to make a super weapon. Chuck Norris can defuse bomb in 0.01 seconds. Chuck Norris can plant C4 to everywhere. Chuck Norris can kill 9000 people in a round. But most of all... Chuck Norris can shut down a server!
  • Guys, to be honest, there are way funnier videos on youtube than Chuck Norris stuff. 

  • @Interioroutbreak69 R.I.P Interioroutbreak69. Chuck got him 2 days ago....

  • chuck norris sabeeeee....!!! :D

  • now thats quickscoping

  • Chuck Norris needs no AWP...

  • 1.6 Sounds

    Son I am proud.

  • Chuck Norris can kick the server

  • Only Chuck Norris can plant the C4 at T-spawn...

    And he can kill a player by just throwing the SG on his head...

    When chuck norris is out of ammo

    He kills the player by just throwing his knife at him...

  • when will he shoot bieber, there should be the g-g-g-godlike sound

  • OMG Chuck norris is a camper!!!!!!!

  • Yeah, Chuck Norris camps, deal with it.

  • AIM FOR BIEBER GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

  • Chuck Norris Hack ;D

  • "If Chuck Norris was a god, he would come down and smash my head on the keyfkcjhcujdjebcjjfbcyfjgjriaa­zsxddffvtgbhnimkpmKbjhhugyvyct­ffxddzsrdswagsjfjvhfhfufohlbnm­gpgp"

    Hope that joke won't be used anymore, its old and a little cliché.

  • False

    Chuck norris would use a BB gun.

  • omg quick scope quad feed

  • MisterClayface you must be a A55 hoLe chuck is super cool

  • chuck killed 60 people

  • chuck norris throws a HE and makes tripple kill... then the HE exploaded

  • these videos are stupid

  • chuck norris can kill you with his shout

  • This video is pure win.

  • One day chuck norris was playing cs and he had 0 frags after 100 rounds in a pub server with 32 slots that too full . Now u must be thinking why ???? LOL all were committing "SUICIDE" coz of the fear of chuch norris :D :D HH@H@HH@H@H@

  • helmet of awp ?????

  • 0:34 ÉPICO !!! PERFECT !!

  • Chuck Norris can kill a spectator

  • 57 человек уже пожалели об этом

  • chuck norris aun puede descargar de megaupload

  • When Chuck Norris plant a bomb on CS Bomb cannot be defused because it's afraid

  • No! No! No! No! this aint right! they should already be dead before chuck norris even shoots

    them down!

  • Wow, really creative.

  • Where did Chuck Norris get a L96 acog let me guess his 1st Birthday

  • surprisingly funny xD

  • Lol hate to be the bearer of bad news. But this isn't Chuck Norris. It's Clint Eastwood

  • 54 people were no scoped by chuck norris when he was on a different sever

  • I'd like to see Chuck Norris do this on MW3! that WILL be a one sided match!

  • hate to see him playing MW3...O___o

  • Chuck Norris dosn't use aimbot...his bullet are just afraid to miss.

  • chuck noriss will always hit his targets because the bullets are afraid to miss.

  • Bruce Lee can stop Chuck Norris' bullets Neo-style.

    AHA!

  • fghfgk el wn seco

  • Shot to death star was epic.

  • lol at duck hunt

  • LIE Chuck Norris dosent need to aim . the bullets know better than to miss

  • chuck noris can kill you by headshot with the smoke granade

  • @lameavenger It is actually possible to do that! Hitting someone with a smoke bomb or flash grenade take away 1hp. So if the guy has 1hp and you throw a smoke grenade to his head, you get a head-shot kill with a smoke grenade.

  • @lameavenger He kills with flash to :)

  • make your own fucking jokes retards

  • if u ever type bout chuck norris he will smash your face in to keyboarjklafhajhjklsjk;l;lkjsg­flsy\h;zi';ad\gs\l\fsh\'

  • @simeon1998 SHUT THE FUCK UP WITH THIS JOKE!!! IDIOTS LIKE YOU BURN OUT A GOOD JOKE -___-

  • bitch please .. chuck norris 1 shot all die

  • chuck norris doesnt shoot, bullets are scared of him

    

  • Seriously? Chuck Norris is cool in all, but this video is just a GIF with sounds added.

  • Counter-terrorists win!

  • As soon as chuck Norris gets on. Everyone gets offline.

  • fake , he doent need a gun to shoot.

  • did you make this video with a potato?

  • @MrEliiz ahahaha

  • Fake! Everyone knows Chuck Norris THROWS bullets.

  • @AeonDeity nuh uh, he stares them down, until they fire themselves

  • Counter Strike: 20+ kills. 0 deaths...........IMPOSSIBLE. HAAAAAAAKS *computer screen in da face*

  • Clicked only to hear "Headshot!".

  • Hack xD

    

  • AIM BOT !

  • chuck norris doesn't need enything in his hands to shoot someone.

  • 0:17 Mr.Rodgers?! :D

  • chuck norris could stare those people to death

  • Its not like chuck norris is going to come in my room and slam my head against the key borsfghsghfhsfhgkisfghfjihsfgh­kfghmndmnkgghijowrhyjhmg=9shtw­7u,ehjyj

  • thats what i call a profesionel quicscoper

  • lo thats was fuckiin hilarious

    

  • chuck norris so awesome, he doesn't aim his rifle, he tells his enemies where to stand.

  • Chuck Norris doesn't dodge bullets, he catches them with his teeth, puts it in his nose and fires...

  • -Admin kicks Chuck norris for hacking

    -Chuck norris Bans Admin for being a douchbag