Funny 911 Calls

[gokcankrc67]

Woman's logic.

[XDroadrunner]

2:31

[XDroadrunner]

i LMFAO at 2:42

[LiamForeman]

Last summer I stopped in to a gas station to get cigs and left my friend in the passenger seat. He asked me to look the doors while he waited. Three minutes later I come back to the car and he's in full panic mode. It started to get hot in the car and he thought he was locked in. He managed to call two friends in a freak out saying how horrible I am that I would lock him in my car. Uggh. At least he didn't call 911. (Also, my doors open on the inside whether they are locked or not.)

[samboyaus]

It's amazing how there's a 911 call here on youtube somewhere of a lady calling saying she locked herself in her car, and it's NOT the same call that's in this video. Haha, Americans.

[philthadel105]

considering that those calls tie up lines and have the potential to hold up actual emergencies from response its really not that funny .

[1Administrater]

XD

[systemdownbeeeeeeep]

some people are just stupid

[wael53]

Now this people have no common sense at all.....

[AceOfCards1000]

Loved the car vid XD

[erinhansen18]

Hi.. um watching a movie and there are 2 guys beating each other up with a bat

[MrSaltzer]

I remember hearing about the one when that woman got locked in her car. lol. She probably never been in a car in her life.

[SimmerSab]

OMG! Some people are so stupid xD

[gilmoregirlsmylove]

Americans are so stupid

[floren55wtf]

Wtf xD

[TiconderogaX]

I use to do security, and I've actually had a lady lock herself inside her car before. But it was a BMW that didn't have manual locks, and her battery died =P.

[BlisaBLisa]

Lol

[iopenedpandorasbox]

*sigh* Yes there's this stuff, or old ladies calling police to pick up left over halloween candy...

Or people calling in about their TV going out during a thunder storm and insisting it was an emergency because they didn't have any TV. My Dad's bestfriend was a cop, so yeah.

Then me, being in pharmacy... I've heard somethings that make me very fearful for mankind. Inbox me if you want some stories because some are not young eyes appropriate, but I swear on my Dad's urn, it's all true.

[thedbq1]

@iopenedpandorasbox u need friends that badly?

[2wheelfamily]

Blondestar@the lady locked in her car

[leetspeak2011]

Funny!!

[IrishEyes1989]

God help us! Those people are hilarious!! XD

[kdavidmcd]

"Got it from Blockbusta." LMAO!

[leston4life]

Many of these broads actually vote in elections. Wow!

[DizzBetchh]

lol

[Kelvin29D]

I work as an interpreter spanish/english. Today I had to sit for 20 minutes while a nutcase from Honduras called Gwinnette County 911 stating he had a higher power and it was stolen from a lady and she was responsable for 9/11 attacks... and he had the nerve to tell the operator to call Hoduras' police dept so that they'd go to his place, in Honduras, and talk to him about it.

[desdepuertorico]

wtf? is wrong with this people??? ajajajajjajaja XD

[MrComoncur]

got it from blockbuster

[MystiqueStorm1990]

lol at car chase XD

[TheHAMMER77777]

I would like it better without the audience screaming

[guhble]

Lmfao at the lady locked in her car. Priceless

[kbug774]

Hey i gues they rlly want thr donuts!!! Lol!!! ( bcuz they were doing a donut;) )

[734marshall]

i like the one that the guy was maknig the cops going in circles at 2:30

[tmzissupergay]

0:44 Thats not a 9-11 call

[Rawk4Life]

@tmzissupergay No, but all of what is in this video is from various Jay Leno segments titled "Dealing With the Public."

[avhh357]

1:44 locked in car made laugh the hardest! omg so funny!

[juicylover008]

1:37 the officer sounds like coach beiste! (glee)

[cammio99]

1:53

[cammio99]

Lol

[bigkt072]

@ :42 who would have thought that trolling an officer would get you out of a ticket?

[seriall1337]

@bigkt072 what made you think he got out of it? Or are you just trollin?

[SupaDupaCwazy]

"Gawt it frum blawkbuster." gotta love rednecks lmao

[ericcharles333]

so many dumb people

[jcnocks]

awsome the car one was EPC

[pcfd20]

"if you don't want to watch the movie turn it off" man the world is full of morons.

[Gate4201]

There a guy beating a woman on the movie from blockbuster OMG wow

[19Arriaga91]

LMFAO!!!

[spud2ooo]

stupid people

[leontt9]

funny as hell

[TheBMSpro]

you are a donut eater, and you may rot in hell for lying.....I cant tell of he is drunk or serious!

[lawlzers2020]

Yo momma so stupid she got locked in her own car.

[honeytoast2369]

"you..your a donut eater"

[RitzDaCracker1]

That lady who called about the guy beating another guy with a bat in a movie......theres no fucking way she was serious..... if people are THAT fucking dumb then i dont want to live on this planet anymore

[ItBrandonSilver]

She just needed some damn dick.

[ambrosialmien]

The first lady spoke in a very purposeful tone. Lol.

[chrisross693]

These people should be lined up and shot to prevent transfer of their genes to the next generation. The car lock woman needs to be shot several times for her extra stupidity.

[PacoAteAPurpleTaco]

hahaha

[crazyrahul97]

lmfao at cops in circle..

[remixrgrapper]

ending is my favorite

[LaurennBabeeex]

2:25 LOOL

[mcmeekins234]

" oh I am so embarrassed " XD lmfao

[Naturefreak93]

i like the cars in circle and the stuck IN car one

[BlazeZanite]

lol pepole stupidly think this means calls from the twin towers 9/11 = nine eleven

911 = nine one one -_-

[xMorgasm92]

Wtf do people think 911 is?

[carrotsandnutella]

The last one was so great

[catjae]

AN I DO NOT NOW

WHERE

TO

GO

XD

[ugoteekillm]

hahahaa lmfao ima try that

[Jorgen297]

hahaha that was either retarded europeans or normal americans haha

[TheHaloChief117]

I thought making a 911 call costs money

[TheCreeperhunter]

@TheHaloChief117 Only if you get fined for misuse of the system I believe.

[Leezamoore57]

What can I say but laugh. I can't believe those calls were made...they were just dense.

[TheMegaVessel]

"Hi i'm watchin' a movie and a guy is hittin another with a bat. what can you do about that?"

WHAT THE HELL?

[PerceptionModified]

LOL, one of my best friends is a dispatcher. She tells me of the calls like this. One lady last Christmas told them it was an emergency that she had family coming and had no food to cook and needed them to run her to the grocery store.

[8sakuraleaf9]

@PerceptionModified omg...does this kind of stuff happen to her daily? if yes...than i am really worried about mankind :D

[hollybee43]

Well the last one was obviously a prank

[weereelol]

Lol the guys beaten the other guy with a bat !!! ON A MOVIE

[cHeStEr5434]

This reminds me of a time when I went to give my mate a call and dialed the wrong number, the guy who answered yelled "PISS OFF OR I"M CALLING THE COPS!!" after I asked if my mate was around.

[randomactsok]

Some people are truely idiotic.

[MegaDomoman]

It sucks

[tbl0130]

funny!

[HippyTippie]

I wuz watchin a movie and Iz saw a man hittin a guy wif a bat (I'm drunk as crap)

[Security98]

bill o riley is exempt from noise statutes lol.

[Namewithnoname]

lo, at the car chase

[randomvids779]

FAKE

[tonymonopoly11]

people have issues lol. im watching a movie theres guy beating another guy with a bat. turn off the movie oh ok bye.

[tonymonopoly11]

350 degrees is a good temp for turkey.

[tonymonopoly11]

lol we have a place for ya (the mental institution)

[Servatis17]

mannaharazika quit trolling Americans anyone who trolls Americans is just jealous cuz they live in a 3rd world country without power and a literacy rate of 20%. If none of the above is u and u still hate americans then your truly incapable of thinking for yourself instead of letting skynet and fox news brain wash you

[ghostdog6220]

Screw u last guy who commented. A least I can say my YouTube account name

[Allanlegacy43]

Sarah Palin supporters!

[VenusDoomed27]

Stupid people = Job security and a hella lot of laughs... ♥ stupid people:)

[BallzYou]

only America

[sam16996]

Only in America...

[TheRock10856Kobe24]

definitly american

[Danbo342]

These people do take up resources and they should at least pick them up or go ticket them. The more cops going to issue tickets to morons like this the less cops we have out there giving lame ass parking and speeding tickets.

Personally I would have their reproduction systems terminated at the least just at the thought of them having any sort of off spring.

[Xaisede]

Yeah a place for you...the loony bin.

[plumsypie]

the police following the guy in a donut was the best :D

[chloetaylor95]

haha they showed us this is in my drivers Ed class and I could not stop laughing!! Haha so funny :)

[xXbieberloverXx123]

LMFAO

[LadiiLovely59]

.hw du you get locked IN your ckar.??

[brendan4clorinda]

that's americans for you... dumb as dog shit

[adamcharney]

@brendan4clorinda well look on the bright side. At least they're a step up from Australians.

[plumsypie]

@brendan4clorinda who said they were Americans? last i checked most people are stupid...regardless of where they live. Other countries just try to act smart

[MrGemod]

:D i live in portland!

[ilovemy1roo]

the cop car chase made me laugh the hardest

[olboyas1]

fuckin stupid ass people man

[keftyco]

funny!

[irisverygood]

lmao at the last one :L

[parachutepilot7]

2:34 roflmao hahahahahahahahahahahaha



[IluvVideogames]

I was listening to bill o riley lol.

[SilentKiller8512]

LOL the one with the ice on his car is certainly a prank call

[aoinatafanboy84]

@SilentKiller8512 Nah, there are people that stupid and lazy. It actually sounds real to me.

[TheWinnerOfTheDinner]

all right , later .. LOL

[SMEXIESPRODUCTIONS]

My friend and basically reenacted the locked in my car call in a video if you wanna check it out lol XD

[RodgerVanSteen]

the laugh track was awesome!!!

[BCBshow]

lmao driving in circles

[inubleachanimefan]

um... except for the one where the wman was locked inside her car (that was an honest mistake) are these peeople serious??? I mean.... are they retarded or resally that stupid

[Msbatsinthebelfry]

" Uhh, I'm watching a movie and the guy's beating another guy with a bat " ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???!! I bet that was prank call or something !! I just can't believe she called 911 for that STUPID STUPID STUPID REASON !!! Man this got to be stopped !!!! Seriously the 911 number ain't an electronic friend to help you out when you are extremely bored !!!! People are dying on the other edge and you are pranking over an important number!!

[BRITANYKAY]

1:50..lmfao this was the funniest one

[fulyalicious]

what the hell is wrong with those idiots. Let the emergency help solve real problems and help those who really need it, who are dying, being murdered, stuck in the fire(not stuck in their f... own car), had an accident... Are they joking or something, cuz if they are they are totally ignorant and they are maybe even causing someone else's death because they keep the emergency busy with their bullshit.

[Twitchz4D]

wow america gets embarresing sometimes.

[12Insomniac]

@Twitchz4D Esspesssalllie becus we can tu speel embarrassing lol :P

[George665511]

"all right. later" XD hahaha

[praster666]

the dumb ass guy can you get the ice off my car bro I'm a fucking tard

[neighsmitty]

LMAO lady calls about a turkey in the oven

[goofygal19]

omg haha

[Apacalex]

These people must be high

[FSstudios1]

2:28 lol!

[shadowfangirl44]

X'D

[ArceusBlitz]

I HAVE NEVER BEEN IN PORTLAND BEFORE EXCEPT ONCE TO PICK UP A CHECK AND I DONT KNOW WHERE TO GO. IM NEAR AN ADULT BOOKSTORE CALLED CINDYS........NO SIR, I WANT TO KNOW WHERE A GOOD PLACE TO SIT QUIETLY AND BE BY MYSELF IS.

[CivilEscape]

Laugh track was pretty gay. Would have been better without.

[kittykitty0204]

@CivilEscape

I think this was on part of some kind of show...talk shows (like Jimmy Kimmel and Jay Leno and stuff) often do these kinds of things.

[CoolVidsGuy911]

Lame and im pretty sure they're fake

[blackbarbiie89]

WOW, This was Funny!

[scatbannana]

WHAT THE F***

[ProductionsFaceless]

is this fake?

[kaotik1981]

Just say "white woman in trouble" and you get a SWAT team, firemen and navy seals in seconds...

[dtpheif]

what about the guy who called to complain about a messed up order

[MrBigEnchilada]

lol dude 10 people could have died or could have been saved from the duration of these dumb calls!!!!!!!!!! whos responsible for that????

[lithium2370]

@MrBigEnchilada no one is put on hold for 911 lol...

[pinxopkb]

hahahahah one of the best vids on youtube

[AntarcticanMate81186]

maybe a government OF the people  isnt such a good thing after all

lmao

[FallingdownMiis]

my ribs hurt...

[LiveQA]

damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn­nnnn

HILARIOUS!

[bloodtippedrose]

yeah come get the ice off my car.. then maybe start my laundry cuz I dont have any quarters...

[robstein4eva]

lmfao 

[redsoxxx1234]

if i got the locked in the car call i would just fuck with the person and tell her she may soon run out of air and say u should break a window and clime out. . . yes i kno im an ass hole so dont comment back say thats a terrible thing to do blah blah blah just shut up and leave another comment thank you and have a nice day

[NeedleTVLTD]

@2:41 it's like a car ballet!

[xXxloveandlightxXx]

people are so stupid sometimes...my mother gets 911 calls like this all the time

[fridsade]

Only in America!

I laughed at the guy who did the circle.

[naomima110]

it's people like this that end up getting other people killed for prank calling 911 you never know what other life could be on line waiting to get help...

[Manito165]

Lol just wow almost died

[Animettv]

911: smith country 911, whats your emergency?

guy: Uhh, Im watching a movie and the guy's beating another guy with a bat

911: A movie?

guy: got it from blockbuster

PFFF!!!!

[hopper11995]

whats with the laugh tracks?

[kalereborn]

2:25 - 2:50 = WIN EPIC WIN!

[EpicAsianRice]

These people are fucking retards. Why not prank some store instead of 911? There could be people in actual need of 911 being held up on the phone because of idiots like THEM.

[oldblinkers]

LOL!

[AvalancheFever]

so this is where the blond joke came from

[613bluntTwista]

lmao 1:15-1:45 the guys sooooo stoned

[boredomskingdom]

Good thing I live in Finland :D We don't make such embarrasing calls on emergency numbers :DD

[oisinfoleysligo]

not surprised all these calls are from full americans, the average american is probably the stupidest in the developed world

[GrayStudent]

i cant get it off lol

[Chrisspy704]

The guy at 2:29 has unmeasurable amounts of ballsacks.

[Fan2La]

No the 2nd to last was the best

[AloeVera360]

The Last One was the BEST.

[TheTruthSlave]

i love stupid people

[bananasinjamacia]

Wow that's hilarious if I was any of thos ppl I would be embarrised and crack up

[cathavenfostermom1]

is it legal to call 911 over extreme acts of animal abuse?

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

@cathavenfostermom1 Animal abuse is illegal so if you see some poor animal being abused i strongly recoment you call you local emergency number such as 911. Animals have rights too, why should they suffer because of oss?

[CsiMiamiLover09]

The Car Chase. The freakin Car Chase.

[louder90]

32 ppl got beaten up with a bat by another guy in that movie

[tribranchvo]

"I want to know where a good place to sit quietly and be by myself is."

"Ok how about jail?"

[simw7]

humans are dumb! omg

[2XxShaniceNVxX4]

Wow... and Americans wonder why some people in other countries think they're stupid? ..

[chloerocks1999]

At 1:51 she was talked about on Fluffe talks!