Opie & Anthony: Bears

[helix537]

Godless killing machines.

[Docthal010]

I love Bears nothing hoter than a hairy man yum yum ( ;

[FreethinkingFun]

Opie is bordeline killing this bit. Love the show, I know the whole "Opie is necessary" thing so save it.

[tostedcheeseman]

I wonder how many people were killed by laughing to this and crashing

[suther751]

"Why can't you be more like your cousin Barry?", .. "He's a big star in Romania"

[ngeorgedes1]

when they see a bear with his paws over his head they think we worship them, and they come in to our yard and we shoot them

[Atomikenrtia]

shit machine. 

[TubularMonkey]

4 burnt bears dislike this.

[eddefy22]

As a bear I find tis offense!!! RRRAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Jay832009]

4:10 "hes a big Stahh"

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coprographia]

I wish Jim Norton were eaten alive by bears so he could finally make me laugh

[plicketypow]

You are the manboy Jimb!!!

[rhy69]

Jimsy is the best

[youdkilltobeme]

beat it, stupid.

[1xDannyHey1x]

that would be funny ass shit if a bear is runnung around with his face on fire roar roar roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! translates to fuk fuk fukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk lmao

[SelectMomentum]

@1xDannyHey1x Fuuuuk fuuuk LMFAO dude u killed me.

[1xDannyHey1x]

@SelectMomentum i can only imagine thats what hollywood movies are for that say at the end the credits no animals were hurt in the making of this film

[SoShaLLitBeDumb]

had to be Barry

[duolvajussi]

tranquilizer junkies

[JimmyPSX]

no reason I should have to bite into a sinewy burger cuz this thing has to run around the yard

[JimmyPSX]

Save Barry!!!

[suther07]

I can't stop listening to this, its awesome.

[thrashmetalfiend]

According to the ratings, three bears didn't like this O & A clip.

[Jguthro]

part of the team lol

[boothesquirrel]

i like how opie has to take a random joke and do a breakdown and explanation of it, and by like i mean its fucking irritating

[UberMan5000]

Oh God, I'm dying.

[wiz9496]

Norton rules!

[rayblack2004]

ROFLMFAO!!!

[zazack79]

I WANT THIS ANIMATED!!!!!

[dkolb]

This whole thing is hilarious but the part that throws me into hysterics and gets me is the part about the traps and "you cunt of a bear"

[Hodgey1989]

So bad it was fucking funny.

[moepippy]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH BEARY

[batmanguy123]

this bit make me cry from laughing so hard

[kiianim]

me too - omg classic clip

[mastercheif4072165]

PETAs' a bunch of Mis-leading fucks.

[RetardedKid09]

car crash

[boobtuber06]

Yeah man, I have had those O&A car crash moments.

[jj5cents]

Is this the funniest bit ever on the O&A

XM show? I have listened to this clip at least a dozen times and it never get old.

[jonathanpqsi]

@jj5cents try the jim norton ellen degeneres rant, funnier than this one

[Theropissed]

i really fucking hate bears now.

[Alufear]

I miss Pot Talk Mondays.

[thrashmetalfiend]

I love these rants that Jim Norton makes against certain aspects of nature.

[TheDrunkenCelt]

I hate gypsies

[Alufear]

"Why did god make you?"

[Lilligirl07]

brick tamlin said that, not ron burgandy.

[Vger319]

becareful ladies, BEARS CAN SMELL YOUR MENSES! -Ron Burgundy: Anchorman

[EDravenSARP]

Bears are going to eat you all.

[invitationofchaos]

between this and the march of the penguins rant, goddamn it man he is a funny fuck

[MrQuestionAuthority]

"beat it you 3 legged trap victim" - Jimmy Norton is a genius.

[In19944]

bears r idiots.

[LaCokaNostra81]

does jimmy have a youtube channel??

[deinse81]

No, but he has a twitter where he comments about cockrings and how stupid Bob Kelly is. It's not called RonnieBquotes.

[nevermind2886]

roflmfao. the end is the fucking best. hahahahah fucking peta

[nevermind2886]

roflmfao

[drivepro]

Oh right. they told me about this....

[jj5cents]

the best Jimmy rant ever!

[holytroz]

god i love this man

[angela1894]

Legendary Norton rant.

[mikejdem]

ears that hurt to the touch...

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

"You ate a few berries and then you got shot.  Go fuck yourself."

[buttwhipe]

this one downloads slow for me

[SomervillePinoy25]

Does it?

[carpanthersfan02]

Downloads slow for me, too.

[drivepro]

Do ya!?

[carpanthersfan02]

Do I what?!

[drivepro]

exactly. stupid bears

[Pr0jectWeird1605]

Is it safe?

[RaidenTheAlmighty]

The dorrito bit had me in tears

[mersh33]

I wonder if you can find an old bit from the WNEW days...the Steve the Whistler bit and when Linda Lovelace died and her sister called the show.

[Murderermarv]

spread the oanda virus. c o m has it.

[kittenready]

LOVELACE is on youtube

[mersh33]

I actually found it just a few days ago. It is so good to see that this classic stuff wasn't lost forever!

[buttwhipe]

I always loved hearin Than laugh

[wickaboo]

there is on ted the ghost gotta look its there

[trickster0zero]

anybody know if there's audio up of jimmy's "ted the ghost hunter" bit? my xm crapped out on me a while back. i listened to part of it in my friend's car and it was fucking hilarious. i wanna hear the rest.

[Yarsh29]

ask and ye shall receive

[GhettoMezkin]

Jimmy's animal rants rule. I'm off to find when the boys were talking about milking animals and Jim rants about Marvin the moose, hope its here

[JOESMITH19]

SHUT UP OPIE

[bond4877]

Jimmy is a killer comic - he knows what the fuck's up....Funniest guy I have ever heard. Very intelligent. I want to have his baby.

[In19944]

try listening to this with your girlfriend and crying w/ laughter and she just sits stonedface. how is this not funny?

[Jonasty420]

ahahaha Norton fucking rules

[douglasemc]

yimmi is the funniest in the show, they should call it the yimmi and 2 silly geez show

[cknable]

GOD DAMN JIMMY IS ONE FUNNY SUM BITCH! Bears a idiots LOL Shit Machine LOL

[nickypeeps]

i bought this on one of those best of jimmy norton itunes things and its one of my favorite clips of him ever

[Yarsh29]

sorry. accidentally deleted the first one...