Chris Moyles has an eye test

[superjoffen]

now why dont i have a fit optomitrist

[adna765]

beter than america

[TheNobility100]

Freak

[patterson9991]

amen

[GothPie666]

finally someone else gets it. well said mate :D

[gamerwarriorx]

I agree with u mate :D

[SamSeverance]

Britain is 400x better than america i'll have you know, without us your non-existant, so stfu :)

[LoveMokes]

historically that is true...seeing as how Americans mostly came over from Britain etc....trying to escape the religious persecution ......but during the WWII you would never have made it if the USA did not pitch in ...sure they were late lol... and only joined when they got bombed at Pearl Harbour....but it was with their eventual help that the war was won.....

[SamSeverance]

Britain themselves were developing a nuclear bomb to Drop on berlin, way before the Germans had plans to, so without The United States' help, Britain would have won eventualy, it would have just taken years more.

I have nothing against the states, just fucking fed up of yanks thinking they're above all of us with their false patriotism.

[LoveMokes]

Meh ....there are worse countries to hate on ....we just discredit and complain about the States more b/c they are infront.... they are aggressive, ignorant, rude, stupid, uneducated on a whole and self-indulgent...boastful etc etc... but there are so many more countries I hate more.... although I do get very pissed when they make fun and belittle Canada as some back water, plaid sporting, igloo living wild folk running around uncivilized and needing their help....lol... pisses me off no end...

[LoveMokes]

point is.....you would have been wiped out and speaking German now....

[Wazzzzzuuuuppp]

You really think the Nazis would have beaten America? You think America wouldn't notice the Nazi take over and realise what was happening?

If the USA didn't help, then the Nazis still would have lost the war but It would have been many years later and everyone would have pretty much lost apart from the fact the Nazis would be gone, so the threat would be gone, thus, Britain winning and their economy wouldn't be as ruined.

[kjah06]

Hey BAstewie, you're just sum dull cunt son of a bitch you sizist fucking inbred retard asshole. Jizzum Face

[carledge29]

Isn't he classy! a veritable James Bond. fat sleazy sack of talentless horse jizz. What cunts the BBC are. We fund this and Horne and Corden. It's enough to make you kick a Jack russell terrier in the face.

[lisaup4anything]

get off chrises back the guy is a ledgend hes not homophobe or a racist

ive met him and chat to him on twitter and would gladly have his babys

if you dont like him dont look for him on here fuckin wankers

love u chris

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[Sidowse]

here here!

[terrydactil12345]

That was a reply to the comment about his ridicuous salary for simply pushing out out of his fat moronic face every morning

[BAstewie]

Chris Moyles is a fat, useless, talentless piece of shit. The sooner him and his odious existence stop the better. Get this lardy cunt off prime time TV and radio to make way for some real talent like Adam & Joe or Stuart Lee. These are actual funny, interesting, intelligent and entertaining people who do not need to surround themselves with sycophants to laugh at their contemptible shit jokes.

Anyone who disagrees can fuck off.

[Sidowse]

Christ you're narrow-minded. Are you incapable of taking an objective-view to things?

"Anyone who disagrees can fuck off." LOL hahaha by that same logic you are telling yourself to fuck-off on account of disagreeing with other people. :-)

Did you stumble upon this vid by accident? Or did you actively search for it, only to tell people (that you don't know) what you think of him.

I am not fanatical about Chris Moyles but ultimately if you hate the guy why would you end up here?

[raginrajan]

I disagree. But I'm American. Therefore I'm better than you. Just you though. So you can fuck off.

[W3ST4WAY]

lol

a poor mans gok wan.

[humperdink09]

you dirty dirty pervert chris myles dirty pervert im only 12 god sake

jokes love ya

xD

[leemckew1986]

chris moyles is great much better than that sad act jonny vougn dont no how to spell his name lol

[ralphinioresurrected]

Love Chris Moyles, hideous lump of whale shit that he is!

[BigGunsEre08]

Eh? :S Make Sense You Dickhead.

[dingleg06]

Yeah i'm sure he soooo jealous of sad losers like you living comments slaggin him off, i bet he goes home with his 600 grand a year and just gets really upset! Moylesy's a legend!!!!

[terrydactil12345]

That we have to pay out of our license fee! I hate the mysoginist, bigoted moron so much!!!

[sarahlouell]

y leave nasty comments??? if u don like him then don watch clips of him!.....simple!!! i love chris moyles!!!!

[regit76]

stick shit in his eye

[bexisthebest1224]

I thought this was like in may!! Not at the end of january :P Time Flys Doesn't It !!

[Wazzzzzuuuuppp]

lol

[ian8157]

about as funny as elephantitis of the manfruits,self centred egotistical arse cobbler!!!

take out his tounge now that would be funny!!

try timing how long it takes the bum to play a song in a morning......lets start with 15 mins of him talking utter arse on the air!!!

i tune in just to mock him....flush the toilet and do him a favour

[MrKillerStuck]

Less of the nasty comments. This guy and his show is brilliant. I listen to his show on the way and at work. And at the end of the day hes just doing his job and having a laugh at the same time. If you dont like him or the show simply find another and dont act like like kinds by calling him names. DONT CHANGE A THING THE CHRIS MOYLES SHOW.

[stonesy7]

he is fat..........

[jclaret]

this is comedy gold. wait no it's not it's fucking rubbish!!! next

[LedgendaryApoc]

Hey man less of the nasty comment's this man gets me too work every morning!! i love radio1 on a morning i like listening to carry... too but fern just annoys me lol so does VERN!!!

[azertyuiop32]

fat, greasy unfunny lump of lard bastard just about sums up moyles

[somme1915]

BLIND FAT FUCK

[justforjas020808]

I love this just cos I'm studying to be an optometrist myself! I love his reactions! He's probably just voicing what everyone thinks when they're getting their eyes tested lol!

[cumguzzlar]

Say what now? I'll pray for you tonight.

[spackwit]

I wish my guy would get a tat of Gok on his back. Tell me is your brother avaliable my cock is around and about five and a half foot.

[gazzat2]

shut up u prick

[Antix86uk]

lol this video is why Chris Moyles is the most entertaining DJ on radio 1 :D

[Flamingtwig]

HE'S AMAZING!

Love him....

[danielhar552]

my girlfriend says she has noticed that chris moyles's arms are far too short for his round body, and it makes him look wierd! she also thinks he should marry his girlfriend as he probably only appeals to about 5% of the female population even after his HUGE WAGES are taken into account! what are you waiting for lad? marry her.

[goodnightnovember]

i slept with chris moyles last night

[Tommyrazzle]

As i said before... overpaid fat c..t!

If anyone can justify this blokes wages, they're a special person! he is shite. his backroom arse lickers are all funnier than he is, by a country mile.

get rid of Moyles.

[Thehater2]

I agree

[toptotoeworkout]

why is she reading what to do off her hand.???!

[maduridixitrocks]

she was tappin the eye chiner thingy onto her palm not reading stuff of of her hands.

[uvslut666]

i was pissing myself laughing lol why cant he lean over me lol :p

[tom2812]

"she can be professional and a hotty!" Brilliant.

[meader14]

" I havent been this close to woman before, without putting my hand on her ass" lol Chris is a top class DJ!!

[Synthonance]

I'M GOK WAAAAN!

[electricliz]

lol, I love Chris

[poplikeme]

cant blame him..... she is a treacle

[crazymadon]

grrr he is such a perve, that poor girl!

[HitmanKno]

I remember listening to this

[guitarist0233]

SAMME! I listen 2 him between half 7 and 8 in the morning...cos thats the time i get ready n stuff..so i was quite glad i got 2 hear it! :P

[WELSHLOZ]

How does anyone not like him, he is fantastic

[RYEALLEN]

Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but if they say Moyles is shit, their wrong!

[Hazlikesmeat]

Your a nob

[bomberharris77]

Pls pls pls will someone put a full play of that ravine thing!!My god i nearly crashed my lorry i was laughing so hard!Am i the only one who thought it sounded a little bit like comedy dave?

[mrkristoff]

this oaf is so crashingly pedestrian

[o8QWERTYo8]

"Your eyes will become warm!"

Lolololol.

[MissLeahSandamas]

Haha iiLoveChrisMoyles,, Listnin T This On Th Radio Was Funny But Watchin It Is Even Better =]

How Has This Become Seedy =] That Well Made Me Giggle! Yehh Im Cool :P

Haha xxx

[samrammstein13]

PODCAST!

[lovethewow]

pls pls pls put the ravine guy on that was sooo funny!

[merrymadi]

I was listening to that just now and I was cracking up! "YOU ARE GOING TO RELAX." "Aaaas you are gazing thurrr, your eyes are becoming warm, moist, waaatery, heavy and tiiirred."

[MsRed222]

lol, "how can you make this seedy"

[mrobert01]

ooooooooooooo she is hot??!!!

[lilmissglentoran]

I was listening to this life.....it was hilarous at the time

[jamiestoner69]

how can u diss him?? who in the hell can make a eye test funny on radio???? hes a tru genius!!!!!

[SteveNGarth]

I hate going to the Ops, my eyes were watering just watching her shine the light in your eyes!

[punkie3005]

chris is wikid man hes soooo funny

y diss him hes proper entertaining

[jamboni]

haha Chris is v cute here, like a lil child not sure of wot is goin on

[darkdrakan316]

Moyles is a legend, was a very funny show to listen to.

[lazyduck1234]

He got told he was longsighted and needed glasses for his close up work (reading scripts etc)

[happybunny52354]

bugga, dont we find out how it went??

[sallygo1234]

Your mystic jump suits cannot hide/ Your competitive plagiarism

[Jools86]

Kadinkski you FOOOOOL. this is a bbc radio 1 blog. the fat bloke - who is a legend is chris moyles - the DJ. do research before you insult you jackas5

[Kadinkski]

I don't get it. Some fat cunt getting an eye test or whatever. Who cares? I'm not sure but is it supposed to be funny? Get some better actors and scriptwriters if that the intention. Twats.

[bigrexlowlife]

Are you talking about yourself ? Did you need glasses ?

[Kadinkski]

No, i was talking about the fat guy in the video getting an eye test. Hence my comment (attached to said video) 'Some fat cunt getting an eye test". And i don't understand the rest of your question. Please learn English. Fuckbubble.

[petermallam]

this man is a legend. why bother posting a comment and insulting everyone else, when you don't know who he is? i think i speak for everyone when i call YOU a twat. :)

[Kadinkski]

Well you've just done what you are accussing me of doing. Well done you fucking cock-sized hyporite.

[bigrexlowlife]

"eat shit"

"go shove your head in an ass hole , you asshole "

"go 2 hell umatha fuckin ass hole"

A selection of comments about you from others on your youtube page !

They`ve said all we need to know about you LOL !

[bigrexlowlife]

"hyporite" !

"Accussing" !

It`s not me who needs to learn English - it`s you !!

LOL

[petermallam]

I agree bigrexlowlife, Kadinkski has absoloutely no idea what he is talking about, and feels the need to express his sheer stupidity through words like "Fuckbubble" and "Cock-sized Hypocrite". It's a shame he doesn't just do some research and find out who the guy is. Especially as he is the most easily recognised Radio DJ on on air at the moment, in the country he lives in. Shame that.

[bigrexlowlife]

FACT - CM is the second most listened to DJ on UK radio. His listening figures for the 3 months to end Dec 2007 are something like 7.3 million a day having increased bu over 300,000 during that quarter. He is now only some 500,000 listeners behind the no#1 show with Terry Wogan.

Perhaps Kadinski can tell us what local radio he listens to !

[Kadinkski]

FACT: The video is shit.

And to answer your question; I don't listen to radio, it has no relevance in modern life and is an out dated mode of communication. Maybe in 1937 it had its place, but come on, this is 2008 for fuck's sake. Radio will not exist in 10 years time. Fact.

[bigrexlowlife]

What a sad and bitter person Kadinski is. Here is a comment he left on `Scotland 3 Ukraine 1` - " I honestly wish with all my heart you ( Scottish people ) would all fuck off to another country or we could break britain in half and sail you away from us because i hate you all with such a passion. You are all just scum. my skin crawls just thinking about you. "

I blame the loser`s upbringing !

LOL

[gj91011]

thankyou very much

[gj91011]

gj91011: you should go f*** yourself

kadinkski: *goes to get life*

BYE!

[AaronLMM]

BTW what about people in cars, they will like radio.

[merrymadi]

Are you insane? Good god what an idiot you are. People listen to radio for news, comedy, other entertainment etc when they're in their cars or at work, travelling, sitting at the computer, doing housework or in another situation where they're too busy to be staring at a tv screen. You're not going to watch tv while you're driving are you? Try and collect a few brain cells before you attempt to form a thought.

[Kadinkski]

Why would i bother researching who some un-funny chub-bucket that i see in a video on the internet is? Youtube is full of morons who i have no time for. And now that you've told me that it is actually a radio dj, i am in shock - surely he of all people should be funny. Its just mindless drivel, not even banter. Yawn. Note to self: NEVER listen to that guy's show.

[bigrexlowlife]

" Youtube is full of morons " - self praise indeed

[petermallam]

So why would you bother watching a video of him then? You make no sense. You need to lighten up a bit. You poor, bitter, fool.

[Kadinkski]

I watched it cos it was one of the most popular videos of the day - i was curious. Is that OK with you? I only watched a little bit before stopping it though as it was so dumb. Just like those popular vids that are titled 'Britney naked' or whatever that turn out to be some mindless drivel about september 11 or whatever.

[o8QWERTYo8]

Bet Moyles is gutted at your comments Kadinski, so gutted.

[Kadinkski]

Do you? Why? He must be one sad fuck of a loser if a bit of criticism on the internet knocks him for six. Look at all the criticism i get, yet i'm big enough to laugh in your face as i know i am far superior. Idiot.

[kesarda]

Kadinski your probably some internet nerd thinking ur teh shit critisisin vids on youtube... no1 cares wat u think there jus annoyed by the shit that comes out of ur mouth ur not superior u jus fink u r u mug

[AaronLMM]

some people are so sad over the internet, hope you grow up soon you sad loser.

[flatbadger]

you sound like a fool i gotta say.

[Melboo1994]

BLOODY HELL WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP!!

[lewti27]

I want a digital tenometer, i am jealous.

[liveloungeuk]

chris cheeck out canny farm music get em on the live lounge mate .

[AtheistOrphan]

'Shame it only lasted 3 min.' - Story of my life!

[Jikrenbah]

Listened to it on da Radio yesterday and it was great to see it for real!! Shame it only lasted 3 min.

[Whirlpool16]

I love Gok Won!! He always takes the pee! :(

[neilbee]

mmm....fat and blind - what a combination!

[nicosstav42]

Hehe.. Christopher Moyles.. check out my Multi Me Video!

:-)

[ptaylor9]

Does anyone know who this optician works for?

[thetruemcd]

i have that hoody! i wear it to work.

[cannotbeserious]

chris your a ledgend

[Millz3]

legend*

and yes he is :)

[Tommyrazzle]

overpaid fat cunt. Scott mills is so much funnier.

[durbst3r]

If you're 12 years old, he probably is.

[coMedYCrEW2]

the only thing funnier than scott mills is you trying to look like you know what you're talking about

[RossPriddy]

Maybe using language like that you are more suited to Virgin ?? If you don`t like him don`t listen and i`m sure alot more people like him than like you.

[a5hley88]

God calm down you lot! Hes entitled to an opinion.

[JSHEP73]

"How is this better than Birthday Corner"

[samrammstein13]

lol

[pinkvix76]

I love Chris loads he kills me but i do think he looks like and Ewok from star wars with his brown hoodie on lol. A cute Ewok though!!!

[wolveslegend07]

wats he doin with that brown hoodie on agen man e fuckin loves that i fink sofie brought it him???

[siggy75]

She can examine my lttle eye anytime!!

[northwesten]

LMAO!" this was good fun listen to this!

[goughy360]

she does look pretty hot i would be distracted as well

[ktpud]

this is so funny i listened 2 to it this morning

[badboybart]

This was more exciting than the Chris Rock interview...eyes forward please Mr Moyles ;O)

[kniteboss1]

Yeah she does look like hilary swank.

[spartacus819]

He's longsighted apparently but there were a couple of tests they couldn't do so he has to go and get a full test done. But Chris being Chris he's saying there's nowt wrong with him!!

[he312]

Rachael looks more like Hilary Swank, than she does Cassandra...good show today!

[lilkel86]

sooooo did anything turn out to be wrong with Chris's eyes?

[paulmcsmall]

He is long sighted!

[thesniper89]

Funny guy, long may he rule the radio!

[Melaniec23]

I'm surprised she didn't slap him

[iBaldie]

Absolute Radio genius!! This was quality!! had me in stitches this morning on the radio!

[riksweeney]

That's one good looking optician :)

[calvinjones]

"good looking optician" interesting phrase...so many places to go with that

[teluda]

at 2:40 Chris looks like Elton John!!!