Halo for Dummies: How to tell if you are a Noob

[La7979]

I guess I'm NOT a noob lol the end

[sniperops101]

lol@ people who have never played halo one and play other halos -.-

[justaman15]

Loved the ending, and I have something to add:

if u typ lk dis u r a noob

[thefloodkiller2000]

the guy at the end of the vid that wrote that IS A NOOB

[TheCombo101]

Am i a noob because i killed 2 banshees with a ghost in multiplayer?

[halosnake]

No that just means the players in the shees can't fly for crap....

[olliekill]

im called "hog master" but i only use the hog for revenge (rare) and the reason why i am called hog master, when the noobs ask 4 "bumper cars" my record it 24 barrel rols in air and land on all four

[ourfilmsproductions]

u sould do a vid how to mod plz i need help... thats only if u know how to mod thnk u

[peoplearemessedup]

@ourfilmsproductions here is how you mod 1) you throw your modem off a bridge. If you start winning it worked, if it breaks DON'T BUY A NEW ONE!

[killer427100]

oh i left out FUCK THE NOOBS

[killer427100]

i have never played halo before and i keep getting band from nooooooooooooooooob servers i mean holy SHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[killer427100]

its mrT everyone thinks im a noob im not im a newb

[Destroyer19941995]

14 people got raped by ~SHG4~Spark

[Jimpiedepimpie]

Noobs suck. Newbs dont.

Evryone has been a newb.

But some douche's evolve into noobs. others just become players.

Colony's of noobs evolve into noobs that think they rock because they can pwn other noobz. and go all out screaming hacks hacks when they get killed

[JDOG13596]

lol

[sniperopss]

this is one of the funniest videos iv ever seen about anything xD!!!!!

[HaloPics720]

Halo PC? Your a noob.

[AVHER]

@HaloPics720 LOL! Yes free online, games with 16 players still to this day, the need for precision aiming, and quick hands(keyboard), totally makes me a noob >.>

[as101345207]

@AVHER Well said

[492716]

@HaloPics720 you just got owned

[Destroyer19941995]

@HaloPics720 U got pwaned

[noobyvids3]

@HaloPics720 lol console gamer + fps? scrub get out

[MrJustinMcdonald]

so what happens if you are not annoying and complaining like NOOBS. then I don't think these people are noobs. why do I want to play halo? TO HAVE FUN DAMMIT! so i want to use all the weapon and vehicle and have fun as much as i can, i don't want to use sniper and pistol all the way. just don't be annoying, cheat, and be annoying. sometime you know, pros are annoying too. they automadically assume you are noob just because they killed you, that pisses me off.

[MrJustinMcdonald]

it doesn't really matter to me as long if these "noob" style can help me in some situations, or for fun

[magmadude35]

I have someone follow me around to teabag my kills because im too busy, is that ok? haha

[ZXD7250]

U can't just kill w/ just snipers and pistols when U have all weapons usable :/

[NitroNissan2]

Its a videogame and there are noobs but we all deal with it by EPICLY MURDERING THEM!

[SultenZone]

I don't think complaining about people killing you with a sniper is noobish, it's noobish to be hiding in the first place and camping is one of the facts to noob society. So I don't think a you can be you can't be a noob and camp at the same time with a weapon that takes out your enemy from a far range while you sit there boasting about how your better than others cause you mastered a nooby weapon.

[gamerxdestiny]

IM a newb, but im a hella good sniper, played twice, owned, but i dont get the drain nade thing,or the atuomatic health regain thing, cuz thats bs

[OniLink147]

Yay I'm a noon apparently. XP (In Halo 3 I'm the vehicle specialist on my team)

[Coolbill34]

lol im both!! i dont necessarily try to be either one... i just play for fun... lol rhyme not intended.... but really.. who doesnt think its fun to run people over with random vehicles???

[Lotrfan3396]

They are also noobs if they come up to you and shoot you with a ghost so you can't move

[Seadmalici]

jebem tie mamu

[jomel2468]

are you a noob if you have a name with "a ____" or "Jesus" or "God" or "by a vehicle"?

I kill a lot of these, and the text always reads funny.

"X has been killed by Jesus"...

[soniclover63]

I'm a newb. Oh goodie.

[Spartan114Kaz]

nah, im not a noob. i always us pistol and sniper and get lots of kills. or on Halo 3 i use BR and Sniper.

[coper169]

Lol awesome vid it's all true

[timsons7777]

Aww this sucks ive been playing halo for 2weeks, so ima a newb :(

[kjptx1998]

I am a noob

[ognimoddd]

im a newb and a noob

[TheBrassFish]

You're not a noob if you aren't good at Halo after only 4 days, right?

[Spartan114Kaz]

@TheBrassFish nah, your only a noob after a few months.

[TheBrassFish]

@Spartan114Kaz thanks!

[SquabbleBWO]

'' THE SHIT " LOL

[kingnarutorule]

Haha love the ending! xD

But its true.

Noob's just got nothing better to do.

Newbs are just new to the game, try to learn them better tactics then just standing there and stare "Wow amazing game! O_O"

[ringo27st]

be happy if there werent any noobs there would be no part of halo

[HitoKashi]

I request that you make a vid explaining a difference between Trolls and Noobs.

90% of all noobs are trolls, and trolls get their lols' from making you angry. so telling them how much you hate them is only fueling the fire.

[999yh]

my brother is a noob and thank god :)

[kpes2]

wtf booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmm­mmmmm

[piehead6661]

kill a nooooooooooooooooooooooooob

[Masterpivot292]

I wouldn't say Plasma Grenades are noobish unless you spam them, same with any other grenade, as long as you don't pull a 'Master cheif sucks at halo' style of playing (Spamming grenades and never shooting) I find grenades fair.

[beaches20]

Noobs blow

[airsoftj96]

lol fckin hilarious

[xXlollandXx]

i ahve seen pros tebag Its normal

[ADVscout]

i killed a hunter with a pistol... not very hard.

[AlCapwnedProductions]

Pistol FTW

[CJProductions102]

Well am I a if I have used rocket luanchers and won a slayer 25 points but only once am I a noob?

[peptobismo1]

mkay if u made 3 halo noob videos your a noob WTF!!! lol

[then00bs123]

i know 6 n00bs and 1 newb i am non of them wohooo

[jawsunleashedalex]

apperintly i killed a hunter with plasma pistol

[AKACrasher]

and if you put vids about glitches ur probobly a noob

[deathspartan209]

about the hog thing...what if you use it once or twice on a map like death island for transport and dont run over anybody does that still count as a noob?

[deathspartan209]

its anoying when people you kill fairly say your useing a bot it happens to me all the time VERY ANOYING

[Jameszhangdude]

lol I personally find it entertaining to see some noob, who walks in straight lines or jumps 90% of the time or use fuel rods and rocket launchers only, accuse me of aimbotting after I kill them.

Innocent until proven guilty my people...

[AntiTrollage]

@Jameszhangdude harry potter reference?

[Daniel55556]

i only use aim bot 4 fun

[slayerje]

Last part was hilarious =D

[Sora2314]

I teabagged someone elses kill and then the REAL guy who killed him came over and teabagged him with me and hes like, "Threesome". XD

[kaifoxdemon]

how to tell if your a noob: you make boring vids XD

[xxxEMOxxBABExxx]

Yay!!! im not a noob or a newb!!!! but I kinda already knew that =P

[bloodthirsterddx]

finnaly........... thank god someone made one of these

[foxfire667]

Awesome video!

Man I hate it when those noobs do that in Halo, I mean don't they have anything better to do than try to annoy people?

Now I understand why people were questioning about the whole "noob/newb" thing. I usually call "newbs" "newbees", to prevent confusion upon myself!

[feambenc]

omg x[) so fun!

[Haz0rdusProductions]

im a noob cuz of useing veacals alllllllllllllll the time lol and being bad at spelling lol

[LolstermanZ]

I NEED BLOW JOBS

[TKT101]

lol...if you make three vids of halo noobs, then you are fu-hey what the fuck lol nice ending great vid

[tyriq710]

1. copy and paste

2. send this to 2 other videos.

3. hold your breath for 10 seconds

4. press refresh twice

5. LOOK AT YOUR BACKGROUND IT WILL BE FREAKY

[grilzzybear123]

yea i diid it and it was freeky it was ur face

[cracker388]

my friend is a noob

[labordayweekend]

that pretty much describes the entire Halo PC experience

[Daniel55556]

ok im in uhp but there is a person who says

I LOVE YOU UHP

and i think he or she is a fuckin NOOB r they (not a newb)

[naruhinapokemonsam]

im neither yAY

[mongoosemayhem120]

the newb noob theroy makes alot of sence and now i can finaly figure out why ones spelt with a ewb and one with a oob thing and i love camping with a sniper just peg off the useless wandering around with there dick's in the barrel of there gun noob's there's a shit load on halo 3 online but there are more of us sniper's to make them get off the damn live server! good luck pegg!ng off more noob's and dont spawn kill that's not cool

[dave314625]

i fucken hate da noobs dat use da fucken aimbots dat rely pisses me off

[IIIDeath]

@dave314625 I hate when people keeps using 'd's to talk to da poeple and dat is rely annoying

[bobob0000]

i played that guy whos name is AIDS and hes not a noob, hes actually really good.

[raytothemax2232]

so have i

[lizedine]

Same, but he teabags alot lol...but i sniped his ass like three times..lol.

[ville1236]

halo is not noob game

[JLtheking2]

Am i considered a noob?

1. I GOT on the cliff in blood gulch before ( requires a lot of skills)

2. I mod, but most mods i do increases the amount of explosions and damge, but also increases the players' shield and health. :)

and 3, I do not ban others, except for laggers, but instead people ban ME :(

[blblg]

9,000 view whoo hoo! And lol this video is true

[bittersweetlove123]

lol i teabagged someone while i was getting shot just to be an idiot LOL it was super funny

[gothepies09]

hahahahaha.

I think im a bit of a noob, i cant get on the cliff at bloodgultch! :(

[naruhinapokemonsam]

1:24 lol

[ballinNbatavia]

lol. I NEED BLOWJOB!!

rofl

[killinmonjaro]

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[Destroyer19941995]

@killinmonjaro killinmonjaro is great source of noob.

[PRECIOUS3317]

lol

[halosnake]

dud i need to come to your sever if you still play halo lol

[soldierfirstclass0]

what if you get really board and just start doing noob stuff. does that make you a noob, or does that mean your tired of haveing less than 16 people on a large map. I cannot help but get board and forcifully do things.

[ZooYorkSk8aEDDIE]

yeah u guys are noobs!

[rcghalohell]

hey if u kill people with a sniper ALOT and fast, or just oin thye first kill and they call u a botter, are they a noob for sayin that?

[AridPuppy]

rofl some i agree with. some not

[stephen432]

what song is that at the end

[Jclemensuk]

you guys get so mad when people teabag, it's funny.

[j0ehellm0n]

fancy pants i blew up with a nade fancy pants i hate also great vid

[XenephusVC]

honestly teabagging is either means your a six year old or your just retarded

[Hangup2008]

If you make stupid ass videos about being a noob, Your a noob.

[gameboyds1995]

LOL XD! 3:17!! LOL

[Saaaataan]

You said the word rape was noobish earlier, then told us to rape noobs?

[Saaaataan]

Noobish behaviour is:

Being a fanboy

OMFGZ NO SCOPEZZZ I ROX

Rocket Launchers

TEA BAGGING

SHIT TALKING

[Saaaataan]

Furthermore:

Calling people noobs because of their names.

Using the word noob. (I'm using it as an example. So it's fine, fuckwit.)

[zenthusiast]

Anyone who argues that they are not a noob, or tries to justify their actions, be them intelligent or dumb, your a noob.

[rstvz1]

you are all noobs

[catagon12345]

tea baging really is for newbs

[as101345207]

... HEY WHAT THE FU-

[timprime4]

I went on multiplayer once. and there was this server named "halo 3 is better!" I guess the maker of the server is a noob. I use banshees some time's but only to travel.

[SDClan]

My SSD Clan iS Sniper No SHeild am i

a noob?

[SDClan]

I Hate W-W-W-W-W-Warthogs 2

[duncanspaan]

shoot. i kill people with grenades, rockets worthogs. etc. i must be a n00b? and newb incorect spelling of n00b.

[jzm501]

im a noob, i just minimizedmy halo right now, anmd im standing there, lol, nice vid

[cod4videeos]

lol

[monster3x3]

yeah i hate AFK noobs fuck them

[timprime4]

what does AFK stands for?

[monster3x3]

AWAY FROM KEY BOARD LOL

[timprime4]

the clan stand for that?

[campary]

retarded NOOb XD this video is the best from 1-5 i give a 5 =)

[windowsxpfan32]

IM NOT A NOOB!!! LOL

[greekfreak223]

1.) blocking the teleporter is a good strategy for stopping the flag carrier.

2.) camping at all let alone with the sniper is gay and noobish.

[goldscape9]

um....i got the trail version and the only map IS BLOOD GULTCH!

[kaspar12321]

i fucking hate screenpeakers on your 360 that YOU INVITE OVER TO PLAY!!!

[onlyonesk8]

this video is great !!!!

[ocarinaplaya]

Hell, bannig ppl from servers just because of their name is Noobish. For rizzle... I went on as "fuck kids" got banned within the minute.

[PhishtankPhobia]

I WOULD BAN U

[buinshizen]

hey on that hacker thing in one video of yours i had 50 % health on and was owning someone and i kept getting acused lolz.

[buinshizen]

for some reason i can only spawn ill and not on purpose. i LOVE to snipe but every time i pull the trigger at someone someone either revives or comes in right there at that time......and also about the "stare into the abbyss" "even if it is a lag" um dude...you cant handle the lags.now i agree about the lags ike every 4 seconds but i mean if it is like a few minutes apart then...

[holymasterchief]

whats your opinion on stunt servers on halo pc

[JontheWhite]

dud i join games with all thos kinds of noobs and newbs and it is extremly anoying. and i would be considerd a slit noob i run over people alot o and people should now that roket lanchers SUCK realy bad

[imrealynotsure]

i could own u any time im not a noob but teabaging is fun

[Mariomasta1]

hey im not a newb or even a noob and i swear it but what happens if you got the trial version and the only map you can go on is Blood Gulch

[Friedoyster3]

you buy the full verison at gamestop for 20$

[connorrehanfeaglasgo]

u know i agree. tbaging excessively is noob.NOT occasionally.like if u rape some1. camping itself is noob.nuff said. rockets do take some skill but if used constantly... nuff said

[tommylsvs11]

i like to tbag im a noob LOL

[codyscodes]

hey umm but what if yo uhave halo trials then the only map you can have is bloodgulch cause i dont have the full version just trial

[bowchikawowwow27]

6:48-6:54 laughed my ass off!!

[mischa1994]

woot i'm a noob

[elfninjaz]

What if I teabag a person that I no-scoped 7 times in a row while he was using a rocket launcher? Am I a noob?

[XRyinX]

lol dude that rox. its so true thank u.

[TheChronicler]

how to tell if you are a noob?

1.5 monthes before the second sequel to a game comes out you post a video about noobs in said game... thats what I call pro

also the vehicles are a heavy advantage in the game. if you dont use em, than your opponent will. your a noob

if the opponent has a vehicle then all you need to kill him is the rocket/plasma nade

noob

if you think the word "pwnd" or teabagging makes some one a noob, than you have obviously been pwnd and teabagged too much. noob

[AVHER]

The first one doesn't make any sense.

The second one means you obviously didn't watch the video with any open mindedness whatsoever. I said "People who use NOTHING BUT vehicles CONSTATLY"

I can kill them in a vehicle with an assault rifle no problem, however, it is annoying when you have four people in a server doing nothing but flying in banshees.

Pwned and teabagging make you a noob because it is said and done so much that everytime I see it I just wanna stab someone in the eye.

[MrPappzy]

True that last point

Especially when they have a rocket laucher and they still tea bag. But they totally miss your body. That gets my tits off.

[MrPappzy]

Are you a n00b if you teabag a n00b?

[monkeylord6]

standing still and doing nothing is called being an afk

[davedasnake]

ppl r noobs if they call ppl noobs if they teabag ppl who r noobz well this guys a big noob

[AVHER]

People are also noobs if they teabag someone elses kill, teabag a rocket launcher kill, teabag a vehicle kill, or teabag their own team member; which I see A LOT more often then people people tea bagging noobs. In which case, I stand my ground. Noob.

[SDClan]

good one

[rezilwarlord]

people who cant use vowels in their typing (^ up there) are noobs.

[hongquiao]

killing another player to get his weapon makes you a noob?! i have to disagree, the whole point of halo multiplayer is to kill other players, if your latest victim happens to have a weapon you desire well then why the hell should i not take it?

[houli107]

i think you misinterpreted the video.. he clearly said if you kill your OWN TEAM MEMBER to get their weapon

[purpleomlet]

damn strait. tell those newbs and n00bs why they suck.

[wunkenkan]

cool

[khan507]

that's right....n those NEWBS n NOOBS do annoy u.......!!!

[xXJcam14Xx]

i also dont like newbs that follow you around and get you killed because they think you are there mommy and you should give them the grand tour of everything. -_-

[Cablekilla]

i really like this vid i no that im not a noob or a newb now

[pooperscooper994]

lol some noob kept killing people on our team going "srry i couldnt resist" so i just walk up to him and shotgun his head and im like "srry i couldnt resist"

[antbrman]

youre a fucking pussy. you sound liek you have no balls

[rachetpower]

thats coming from you noob

[BloodyMurders431]

No! If you teabag and it's not your kill then you are seriously a fucking noob!