Oh and wasn't the Clemens actor the one who played DEEP THROAT on the x files...he was also in another season 1 TNG episode called When The Bough Breaks(children kidnapped, Wesley saves the day). Excellent character actor.
I was so disappointed at the actor they chose to play him. Such a wonderful character, played so annoyingly. Were I doing an sfdebris review I'd have to give him Annoying Character, reluctantly.
For those of you don't know the' Conneticut Yankee's' name is Samuel Clements who is better known as the famous 19th century author and writer Mark Twain is still probably America's greatest writer.
For the most part, I enjoy these not because they're examples of perfect comedy, but mostly because it feels like he's doing it for his own amusement.
not going downhill for fucksake, loads of people hated the other 1 with clemens, the guy who makes em just finds it funny even if nobody else does and the others are great so quit with the complaints, these are great! MORE!!! 29 is not enough, do 1 for every episode they made ; )
I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes, I coudn't breathe and I fell off my chair, couldn't stop laughing for 2 minuts straight. holy shit, to the guy who made this, you are my hero!
I liked clemens in the actual episode because to me he seemed like he was trying to do what was best for humanity, it showed he cared about others even though he was wrong about the enterprise crew.
He also played "Dr. Neria" on Voyager - not exactly sure who that is, I never watched Voyager. Of course, I remember him most as Deep Throat on X-Files.
Why aren't these funny any more? The first ones were awesome...now...not so much. I'm thinking I could have spent that 1:19 on something much more entertaining.
Humor is obviously subjective, and to be fair - this one wasn't the funniest re-edit ever by any means - but the latest Wesley Crusher one I thought to be a good as ever (particularly the finale).
Yeah, gazorra is back! I love these TNG's, they are some of the funniest damn things I've seen on YouTube. Even my brother likes them all, and he's hard on all vids I show him on YouTube. Looking forward to seeing more edits as soon as is human possible; make it so numba one!
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This video was really obviously photoshopped. I've seen the original episode, and the Winston Churchill character doesn't grunt like that. all the time
Samuel Clemens, you must have been an ancestor of Beavis and Butthead! XD Imagine a mix of Sam and the boys all having one messed up giggle-a-thon in a clip. I think that would be an Oscar worthy clip!
Great to have you guys back in action! I was worried there was some sort of cease and desist similar to what happened to fensler films when they were doing the GiJoe Public Service Announcements
Hmm oh hmm ohhhh
thronka 1 week ago
Riker at 1:13: "Fuck my life."
TheBermudaMan 2 weeks ago
KIDS! This is what eleven HERBS and spices will do to you....
SimonB198207 2 months ago in playlist Star trek stuff
Evil Sam Clemens! NOOOOOOOOO!!!'
CaptainLumpyDog 8 months ago
75 people don't deserve to be comfortable... or welcome.
Ho-ha! I see, hmm hmm. Yes.
davidjamessheets 9 months ago
The neighbours are gonna think I've gone mental! I haven't stopped laughing for 10 minutes.
greigism 10 months ago 5
This cracks me up every time
k8jcr 10 months ago
Must've been during Twain's senile years. XD
kilderok 10 months ago
@kilderok all of his years were his senile years, makes for good literature!
elixeroflife 5 months ago
perfect imitation of a pedestrian in SimCopter
TheYunri 10 months ago 9
@TheYunri lol I forgot about that game! I'm gonna go put some fires out now. Or start them >:D
cas343 9 months ago
I love the beginning when the sounds actually the scene haha.
LordVader89 11 months ago
oh man I got high off of that it was so funny...
fryfry377 11 months ago
Oh god what would happen if this guy would get assimilated and integrated into the borg?
"Lower your WOO! HAH! and surrended your ships, resistance is WOO HAH hmmm yees WOO HAH futile HAH WOO HAH"
TheFlygt 1 year ago 7
1:07 Clemens has multiple personalities and they're all retarded...
Tijnvaassen 1 year ago 4
Does anyone think Clemens would have gone with Beavis and Butthead really well?
coyran 1 year ago 3
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
LtSurge659 1 year ago 2
Ok PLEASE Dont do another horrible clemens episode, all the rest of them r GOLD!
OmusJJB 1 year ago
Samuel Clements and Henry Hatsworth speak the same language
LegionsOfAnon 1 year ago
At one point, I heard 'nar har harp'.
duckmanham 1 year ago
clements is best :D:D:D:D XD
MasterLeatherface 1 year ago
i wish we have more vids of mr clemens!
Captainbob25202000 1 year ago
Riker WTF is going on?
Woooooo Hah!
Oh and wasn't the Clemens actor the one who played DEEP THROAT on the x files...he was also in another season 1 TNG episode called When The Bough Breaks(children kidnapped, Wesley saves the day). Excellent character actor.
BluChimera 1 year ago
@BluChimera Yup, he was also in a Voyager episode where Harry Kim gets dressed up as a mummy then dies ^_^ love that one.
Rockemsockemjetpack 1 year ago
The sad part is.... he got those sounds from the original. Seriously, he didn't need to edit this one much.... :)
fearguis 1 year ago 3
@Nevordan The noises are from the original episode, he actually made them. Not so frequently, of course.
Dooality 1 year ago
Woo! Ha!
HamHatter 1 year ago 2
How about a trailer for a western using Time's Arrow and A Fistful of Datas?
Great work!
neils0501 1 year ago
I was so disappointed at the actor they chose to play him. Such a wonderful character, played so annoyingly. Were I doing an sfdebris review I'd have to give him Annoying Character, reluctantly.
aperson22222 1 year ago
I lost it when he said "what the hell is going on?"
lou4brew 2 years ago 3
lmfao me too
zachattack73661 1 year ago
For those of you don't know the' Conneticut Yankee's' name is Samuel Clements who is better known as the famous 19th century author and writer Mark Twain is still probably America's greatest writer.
Freddie1980 2 years ago
aahh huu aahhh huuu
5 stars
canadiannerd85 2 years ago 3
★★★★★
Katalyzt 2 years ago 2
I think that these re-edits are actually better than TNG! so good!
chris4evilpresident 2 years ago
Isn't that young guy the one who plays the Pon farr vulcan on Voyager?
and this kick's ass.
Treemeadow 2 years ago
@Treemeadow
Yeah, Vorik.
loner1878 2 years ago
Syphilis has gone to his brain, a lot of it about in those days.
fortunanike 2 years ago 13
So Mark Twain was a complete nut case, a looney. All I can say is... Woot! Hah! Woot!
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago 7
Where do this guys getting all the ideas for this random edit-cuts? XD
LOVE IT!!
KRAFTWERK2K6 2 years ago 4
Whoo! Hah! Yes. Whoo! Myaha.
Classic! Favorited.
njdss4 2 years ago 3
yes, eheh hm hm hah hah. Whoo hah, yes, ah aha ahh.......
pokeeto2 2 years ago 4
Mr. Clemens has devoted a lifetime to the lulz!!!
franciscojavierm 2 years ago
mr Clements for president!
RandomGuyWithPants 2 years ago
Mr. Clemens for captain!
franciscojavierm 2 years ago
lmao imagine him talking to the Borg...
"Resistance is futile."
"haa, whoo! heheheeh!"
oh god XD
progressivescan09 2 years ago 115
@progressivescan09
"...on second thought, I don't think we'll be assimilating you."
InfernalApocalypse 1 year ago
@progressivescan09 mhm he who HA HEHEHEH!!
CryoStatus 11 months ago 4
@progressivescan09 I don't think any of them would want him to be assimilated.
Totema1 10 months ago
@progressivescan09 Hahahahaha I love this! xD
csgrambauer 2 days ago
Vote 1 Mr Clemens.
halidefox 2 years ago
wait, im new to the series, sorry ;0)
but is it an ep or movie where the go into the past? could anyone tell me the name of the ep/movie please, or atleast the number?
thanks
FlightSpeedAndHorses 2 years ago
They go in the past for the season finale of season 5. The name of the episode is Time's Arrow (parts I and II)
Benefit187 2 years ago 2
Part II is actually the premiere for Season 6. TNG does that every season from Season 3-4 onwards.
rcroton 2 years ago
mmrrhhmmmm oh AH hrmmnmmm
trustthewater 2 years ago 4
I think when Riker shouts "What the Hell is going on!?"
signifies what we all think of this edit :P
JPSK 2 years ago 3
lol Data's face
MuEpsilonGamma 2 years ago
His voice was much hotter when he played Vorik and Taurik
Abena20 2 years ago
ive now seen all of these and there all seriously bloody funny. lol
keeny1975 2 years ago
Star Trek got a lot more wordy after the third season.
PeterDivine 2 years ago
I love your crazy Clemens vids!
spacecowboy5000 2 years ago
LOL, isn't that ensign Vorik?
gianderosa1990 2 years ago 2
Yeah same actor
loner1878 2 years ago
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the same actor dat played vorik also played Torik in next gen
zeo2k1 2 years ago
the same actor dat played vorik also played Torik in next gen
zeo2k1 2 years ago
I know, I suppose they couldn't keep the same character name because of royalty issues, like Tom Paris.
gianderosa1990 2 years ago
Nuts.
billcharton 2 years ago
Hrm hrm, heyea, hoo! Hah! Haw haw, heyea, eh he he, hrm....
SoraTheHappyEmo 2 years ago 4
It's all I'll say when I get old.
Andreazor 2 years ago 2
HOOOO
AAH
UncleChuckTH 2 years ago
MMYESA
LordTyrannus 2 years ago
I love Rikers reaction at the end!
skinnersbollox 2 years ago 3
For the most part, I enjoy these not because they're examples of perfect comedy, but mostly because it feels like he's doing it for his own amusement.
And that I find amusing.
clemenceau16 2 years ago 5
not going downhill for fucksake, loads of people hated the other 1 with clemens, the guy who makes em just finds it funny even if nobody else does and the others are great so quit with the complaints, these are great! MORE!!! 29 is not enough, do 1 for every episode they made ; )
SleepyMuse24 2 years ago
Most of what Clemens says is pretty much inintelligable. love it
mirasame 2 years ago 2
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Sorry but these are kinda going downhill, dude.
VoxHouseStudio 2 years ago
OMFG, how did this guy end up becoming one of our greatest writers? X_x
NodDisciple1 2 years ago 7
Omg the ending was the best! I can't stop laughing from this. It's some serious brilliance!!!
iceytina21 2 years ago 2
Sadly only the last maybe 10 seconds of this one was funny. Not my favorite out of this amazing series =/
KaiXau 2 years ago
The random "WOO!" makes it hilarious.
MightBiteYa 2 years ago 5
Amazing.
justaguy12345 2 years ago
I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes, I coudn't breathe and I fell off my chair, couldn't stop laughing for 2 minuts straight. holy shit, to the guy who made this, you are my hero!
Troggawa 2 years ago 6
Rikers expression! :D "This is going to be a long week..." Brilliant
s2k997 2 years ago 3
yea lol i never thought of that... u did just make a gibering terets ridden fool out of him didn't you. Shame on you Mr. Gazzora
TeraDeforming 2 years ago
LoL @ making one of the greatest literary minds of all time into a gibbering buffoon. XD
dhelor 2 years ago 8
this depiction is way more flattering than the actual one from the episode itself
wackyinsertions 2 years ago 5
why was this on yelp?
dockdrop2 2 years ago
for the lulz
BernietheWombat 2 years ago
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WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
natruto 2 years ago 4
Twain was just doing his James Brown impression.
wookie72 2 years ago 51
PLEEASE tell me there is a soundboard for Mr. Clemens' random outbursts!
Porksodaguy 2 years ago 9
Apparently Riker went to the young Spock school of Commander training, because I swear he yelled 90% of his lines.
Phase171 2 years ago 7
nyaaaa WOO!
captainrackham2004 2 years ago
YES! Riker's expression at the end made the whole thing perfect, good job! I love your stuff, especially "flauting danger"
Sei1863 2 years ago
Ich liebe es!
IsabelBarrett40 2 years ago
i love the look on rikers face at the end!
RogueDementor 2 years ago
The Vids are back in the making!! Fuck Yeah!!!!
nicky120791 2 years ago
"what the hell is going on?" lol
Jonisdaman 2 years ago
I don't know why but I can't help but LOL whenever I hear your take on Clemens.
uberjim83 2 years ago
LMFAOOO
Barbadian2k8 2 years ago
I think this one should have ended with data beaming him into space and fire a torpedo at him as you can hear his noises fade as he floats away.
jebes909090 2 years ago 2
Great. As far as I really disliked Clemens in the plot, this version is much more acceptable. And suits the bridge better...
fazzah777 2 years ago
I liked clemens in the actual episode because to me he seemed like he was trying to do what was best for humanity, it showed he cared about others even though he was wrong about the enterprise crew.
mummra4ever 2 years ago
Outstanding. Data definitely spaces out too much, it's just that the camera never catches him.
Bizarrrrrrroman 2 years ago
As much as it may be a rehash of no.23...
...I still lol'd.
Takeshi357 2 years ago
WB! And woot, in b4 10,000 views >_>
opalexian 2 years ago
Wait doesn't the young guy at the beginning also play Vorik in Star Trek: Voyager?
loner1878 2 years ago 2
Shhh......
mdmadph 2 years ago
THANK YOU! I knew he looked familiar but, couldn't quite place it. Thanks to you!
thetwist111 2 years ago 2
Not to mention the guy who plays clemens also played two other characters on ST. Ahh... recycling actors...
wookie72 2 years ago
He turned up in the episode where Wes and some other kids were kidnapped, but what else did he play?
alastairward 2 years ago
He also played "Dr. Neria" on Voyager - not exactly sure who that is, I never watched Voyager. Of course, I remember him most as Deep Throat on X-Files.
wookie72 2 years ago
nice to see the return of mr clemens (woo woo mmm eh woo) but it wasnt as funny this time around
dancingmonkey08 2 years ago 2
Where did 1:01 come from?
Abena20 2 years ago
Second Chances
Qermaq 2 years ago
Why aren't these funny any more? The first ones were awesome...now...not so much. I'm thinking I could have spent that 1:19 on something much more entertaining.
jplecko 2 years ago
Humor is obviously subjective, and to be fair - this one wasn't the funniest re-edit ever by any means - but the latest Wesley Crusher one I thought to be a good as ever (particularly the finale).
mikepalomino 2 years ago
nah, you were gonna waste it anyway
CarelessCynic 2 years ago
Awesome!
Dellta88 2 years ago
hahaha! YES! wihat with the last Mark Twain one and this one, you've now got me wandering around going, "Hhm.. yess.. ha WOO! hahaa.." thank you :-D
doomfeather 2 years ago
I love Mr. Clemens. Also, I thought this was a perfectly good episode, other than the dodgy sound.
HelloMarco 2 years ago
Lol, keep up the good work, really looking forward to some more edits!
Hmmm, yes, mmm, woo haa
schpongled 2 years ago
Lol @ end
PoLaRIV 2 years ago
love datas reactions lmao
mward55 2 years ago
Was allright
These do not make me laugh as hard as they used to though
mansonsdragon 2 years ago
The left-right pan of Clemen's exclamations at the end is genius.
TheCrazyCello 2 years ago
awesome as usual
Gooniegirl3333 2 years ago
I can't stop laughing at that constant grumbling and grunting.
brt5470 2 years ago 3
Samuel Langhorne Clemens is a sexy man.
m2b1986 2 years ago
*Yeay*
cmyanmar13 2 years ago
Ha! Woo!! Yezzzz...
Funny as always, but why the different ending? Surf Wisely.
dolst 2 years ago
Ho......ho?
grolsch1234 2 years ago
hhhnhh ha Woo! ha! hhhhuhhyeaah, ha!
andyroo24601 2 years ago
below average :(
i still love you :(
epsilonminus 2 years ago 2
hnrrhrnhr WOOO HA!
anjelgiofu 2 years ago
this is ok but your previous works were better
ryudragon7 2 years ago
Yeah, gazorra is back! I love these TNG's, they are some of the funniest damn things I've seen on YouTube. Even my brother likes them all, and he's hard on all vids I show him on YouTube. Looking forward to seeing more edits as soon as is human possible; make it so numba one!
VitronEspada 2 years ago
yay new episode
Cerealbawkxz 2 years ago
WOW! Look at all these haters hating! Hate hate hate hate hate!
Welcome back Gazorra. I was wondering when you would show up. The video was hilarious as always.
NecronAbyss 2 years ago 5
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This video was really obviously photoshopped. I've seen the original episode, and the Winston Churchill character doesn't grunt like that. all the time
bluebettle 2 years ago
Well yeah. They don't pretend that it's anything other than edited. It's meant for the lulz, nothing else.
riguryu 2 years ago
I don't think they should had photoshopped it, because it was from my favorite episode of Star Wars, "The Timed Arrow."
bluebettle 2 years ago
..."Time's Arrow," Star TREK
jts173 2 years ago
star wars?
grawful 2 years ago
NAH!
HGPMischiefMaker 2 years ago
...Mark Twain.
jts173 2 years ago
No, it's Winston Churchill. He is the guy who won The Civil War. Read a history book.
bluebettle 2 years ago 4
Trollololol
TomSaunders89 2 years ago
Ha...ha?
BlueChameleon01 2 years ago
*snerk* I... wow. Thank you, good sir. You have made my day. 8D
I need to see how Winston Churchill + Civil War would have worked now. SOMEONE GET ME A TIME MACHINE, STAT
riguryu 2 years ago
it was mark twain not winston church hill genius, and its meant to be like this, its called a TNG EDIT for a reason
wes2277 2 years ago
Woah, I just saw the original episode "Times Aarow" like 5 hours ago.
MarkOates 2 years ago 3
I'm sorry you sat through it. :(
toiletduq 2 years ago
Why? It's a decent enough episode.
mummra4ever 2 years ago
I reckon you need to focus on a new minor character.
Tanru2000 2 years ago 2
Nutty! lol :-p
dylandior123 2 years ago
what happened to Wendy Neuss???
uekibachi 2 years ago 3
Yeah! The end credits changed. Boo!
Tanru2000 2 years ago 3
Meh, probably the weakest one.....I hope you're not running out of material! :(
therascaldude 2 years ago 2
nah, this is a sequel to the other Mark Twain one.
takerdust 2 years ago
gotta say, this is kind of ehh compared to the rest of your work, but everyone has a few bad ones along the way, i'm still subbed to ya indefinitely
azuritereaction 2 years ago
I dislike the Clemens bit, sorry to say.
xPureEx 2 years ago
"What the hell is going on!?!"
Perfect Riker lol
GeordieDan89 2 years ago 7
about time! thanks good edits!
1337sabotage 2 years ago
I miss Co-Producer Wendy Neuss :(
spork24601 2 years ago 7
Dead sexy. Keep up the hilarious work!
Bardlettt 2 years ago
LMAO
wjfox2006 2 years ago
Shame on you, Mr. Clemens.
Xbogey 2 years ago 7
MOAR!!!
PlasmaSam 2 years ago
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this is the only one that didnt make me laugh at all.
oh well this channel was fun while t lasted
wasrad 2 years ago
Samuel Clemens, you must have been an ancestor of Beavis and Butthead! XD Imagine a mix of Sam and the boys all having one messed up giggle-a-thon in a clip. I think that would be an Oscar worthy clip!
Lancenova 2 years ago 4
I will now forever imagine Mark Twain like this.... XD
deathsheep 2 years ago 2
ooh oohoo erm ooh mmhmm ooh
d3sst 2 years ago
God I fucking love this. I loved the one before with him!:D You've made an awesomer character out of an awesome character!
DSGL 2 years ago 4
'bout time.
*****
RobMasc 2 years ago
YES!
Great to have you guys back in action! I was worried there was some sort of cease and desist similar to what happened to fensler films when they were doing the GiJoe Public Service Announcements
Mickstah 2 years ago 4
Hillarious as allways, keep it up!
grahwo 2 years ago 2
Fuck, you have GOT to hear this in surround sound!!
HeavyMetal1981Fan 2 years ago 3
yay i missed these
christopherawesome 2 years ago
0:59 Data looks like Stan Laurel!
jxhensley 2 years ago
Fucking hilarious!
RunningWithSkizors 2 years ago