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  • Hmm oh hmm ohhhh

  • Riker at 1:13: "Fuck my life."

  • KIDS! This is what eleven HERBS and spices will do to you....

  • Evil Sam Clemens! NOOOOOOOOO!!!'

  • 75 people don't deserve to be comfortable... or welcome.

    Ho-ha! I see, hmm hmm. Yes.

  • The neighbours are gonna think I've gone mental! I haven't stopped laughing for 10 minutes.

  • This cracks me up every time

  • Must've been during Twain's senile years. XD

  • @kilderok all of his years were his senile years, makes for good literature!

  • perfect imitation of a pedestrian in SimCopter

  • @TheYunri lol I forgot about that game! I'm gonna go put some fires out now. Or start them >:D

  • I love the beginning when the sounds actually the scene haha.

  • oh man I got high off of that it was so funny...

  • Oh god what would happen if this guy would get assimilated and integrated into the borg?

    "Lower your WOO! HAH! and surrended your ships, resistance is WOO HAH hmmm yees WOO HAH futile HAH WOO HAH"

  • 1:07 Clemens has multiple personalities and they're all retarded...

  • Does anyone think Clemens would have gone with Beavis and Butthead really well?

  • WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

  • Ok PLEASE Dont do another horrible clemens episode, all the rest of them r GOLD!

  • Samuel Clements and Henry Hatsworth speak the same language

  • At one point, I heard 'nar har harp'.

  • clements is best :D:D:D:D XD

  • i wish we have more vids of mr clemens!

  • Riker WTF is going on?

    Woooooo Hah!

    Oh and wasn't the Clemens actor the one who played DEEP THROAT on the x files...he was also in another season 1 TNG episode called When The Bough Breaks(children kidnapped, Wesley saves the day). Excellent character actor.

  • @BluChimera Yup, he was also in a Voyager episode where Harry Kim gets dressed up as a mummy then dies ^_^ love that one.

  • The sad part is.... he got those sounds from the original. Seriously, he didn't need to edit this one much.... :)

  • @Nevordan The noises are from the original episode, he actually made them. Not so frequently, of course.

  • Woo! Ha!

  • How about a trailer for a western using Time's Arrow and A Fistful of Datas?

    Great work!

  • I was so disappointed at the actor they chose to play him. Such a wonderful character, played so annoyingly. Were I doing an sfdebris review I'd have to give him Annoying Character, reluctantly.

  • I lost it when he said "what the hell is going on?"

  • lmfao me too

  • For those of you don't know the' Conneticut Yankee's' name is Samuel Clements who is better known as the famous 19th century author and writer Mark Twain is still probably America's greatest writer.

  • aahh huu aahhh huuu

    5 stars

  • ★★★★★

  • I think that these re-edits are actually better than TNG! so good!

  • Isn't that young guy the one who plays the Pon farr vulcan on Voyager?

    and this kick's ass.

  • @Treemeadow

    Yeah, Vorik.

  • Syphilis has gone to his brain, a lot of it about in those days.

  • So Mark Twain was a complete nut case, a looney. All I can say is... Woot! Hah! Woot!

  • Where do this guys getting all the ideas for this random edit-cuts? XD

    LOVE IT!!

  • Whoo! Hah! Yes.  Whoo! Myaha.

    Classic! Favorited.

  • yes, eheh hm hm hah hah. Whoo hah, yes, ah aha ahh.......

  • Mr. Clemens has devoted a lifetime to the lulz!!!

  • mr Clements for president!

  • Mr. Clemens for captain!

  • lmao imagine him talking to the Borg...

    "Resistance is futile."

    "haa, whoo! heheheeh!"

    oh god XD

  • @progressivescan09

    "...on second thought, I don't think we'll be assimilating you."

  • @progressivescan09 mhm he who HA HEHEHEH!!

  • @progressivescan09 I don't think any of them would want him to be assimilated.

  • @progressivescan09 Hahahahaha I love this! xD

  • Vote 1 Mr Clemens.

  • wait, im new to the series, sorry ;0)

    but is it an ep or movie where the go into the past? could anyone tell me the name of the ep/movie please, or atleast the number?

    thanks

  • They go in the past for the season finale of season 5. The name of the episode is Time's Arrow (parts I and II)

  • Part II is actually the premiere for Season 6. TNG does that every season from Season 3-4 onwards.

  • mmrrhhmmmm oh AH hrmmnmmm

  • I think when Riker shouts "What the Hell is going on!?"

    signifies what we all think of this edit :P

  • lol Data's face

  • His voice was much hotter when he played Vorik and Taurik

  • ive now seen all of these and there all seriously bloody funny. lol

  • Star Trek got a lot more wordy after the third season.

  • I love your crazy Clemens vids!

  • LOL, isn't that ensign Vorik?

  • Yeah same actor

  • the same actor dat played vorik also played Torik in next gen

  • I know, I suppose they couldn't keep the same character name because of royalty issues, like Tom Paris.

  • Nuts.

  • Hrm hrm, heyea, hoo! Hah! Haw haw, heyea, eh he he, hrm....

  • It's all I'll say when I get old.

  • HOOOO

    AAH

  • MMYESA

  • I love Rikers reaction at the end!

  • For the most part, I enjoy these not because they're examples of perfect comedy, but mostly because it feels like he's doing it for his own amusement.

    And that I find amusing.

  • not going downhill for fucksake, loads of people hated the other 1 with clemens, the guy who makes em just finds it funny even if nobody else does and the others are great so quit with the complaints, these are great! MORE!!! 29 is not enough, do 1 for every episode they made ; )

  • Most of what Clemens says is pretty much inintelligable. love it

  • OMFG, how did this guy end up becoming one of our greatest writers? X_x

  • Omg the ending was the best! I can't stop laughing from this. It's some serious brilliance!!!

  • Sadly only the last maybe 10 seconds of this one was funny. Not my favorite out of this amazing series =/

  • The random "WOO!" makes it hilarious.

  • Amazing.

  • I laughed so hard that tears came out of my eyes, I coudn't breathe and I fell off my chair, couldn't stop laughing for 2 minuts straight. holy shit, to the guy who made this, you are my hero!

  • Rikers expression! :D "This is going to be a long week..." Brilliant

  • yea lol i never thought of that... u did just make a gibering terets ridden fool out of him didn't you. Shame on you Mr. Gazzora

  • LoL @ making one of the greatest literary minds of all time into a gibbering buffoon. XD

  • this depiction is way more flattering than the actual one from the episode itself

  • why was this on yelp?

  • for the lulz

  • Twain was just doing his James Brown impression.

  • PLEEASE tell me there is a soundboard for Mr. Clemens' random outbursts!

  • Apparently Riker went to the young Spock school of Commander training, because I swear he yelled 90% of his lines.

  • nyaaaa WOO!

  • YES! Riker's expression at the end made the whole thing perfect, good job! I love your stuff, especially "flauting danger"

  • Ich liebe es!

  • i love the look on rikers face at the end!

  • The Vids are back in the making!! Fuck Yeah!!!!

  • "what the hell is going on?" lol

  • I don't know why but I can't help but LOL whenever I hear your take on Clemens.

  • LMFAOOO

  • I think this one should have ended with data beaming him into space and fire a torpedo at him as you can hear his noises fade as he floats away.

  • Great. As far as I really disliked Clemens in the plot, this version is much more acceptable. And suits the bridge better...

  • I liked clemens in the actual episode because to me he seemed like he was trying to do what was best for humanity, it showed he cared about others even though he was wrong about the enterprise crew.

  • Outstanding. Data definitely spaces out too much, it's just that the camera never catches him.

  • As much as it may be a rehash of no.23...

    ...I still lol'd.

  • WB! And woot, in b4 10,000 views >_>

  • Wait doesn't the young guy at the beginning also play Vorik in Star Trek: Voyager?

  • Shhh......

  • THANK YOU! I knew he looked familiar but, couldn't quite place it. Thanks to you!

  • Not to mention the guy who plays clemens also played two other characters on ST. Ahh... recycling actors...

  • He turned up in the episode where Wes and some other kids were kidnapped, but what else did he play?

  • He also played "Dr. Neria" on Voyager - not exactly sure who that is, I never watched Voyager. Of course, I remember him most as Deep Throat on X-Files.

  • nice to see the return of mr clemens (woo woo mmm eh woo) but it wasnt as funny this time around

  • Where did 1:01 come from?

  • Second Chances

  • Why aren't these funny any more? The first ones were awesome...now...not so much. I'm thinking I could have spent that 1:19 on something much more entertaining.

  • Humor is obviously subjective, and to be fair - this one wasn't the funniest re-edit ever by any means - but the latest Wesley Crusher one I thought to be a good as ever (particularly the finale).

  • nah, you were gonna waste it anyway

  • Awesome!

  • hahaha! YES! wihat with the last Mark Twain one and this one, you've now got me wandering around going, "Hhm.. yess.. ha WOO! hahaa.." thank you :-D

  • I love Mr. Clemens. Also, I thought this was a perfectly good episode, other than the dodgy sound.

  • Lol, keep up the good work, really looking forward to some more edits!

    Hmmm, yes, mmm, woo haa

  • Lol @ end

  • love datas reactions lmao

  • Was allright

    These do not make me laugh as hard as they used to though

  • The left-right pan of Clemen's exclamations at the end is genius.

  • awesome as usual

  • I can't stop laughing at that constant grumbling and grunting.

  • Samuel Langhorne Clemens is a sexy man.

  • *Yeay*

  • Ha! Woo!! Yezzzz...

    Funny as always, but why the different ending? Surf Wisely.

  • Ho......ho?

  • hhhnhh ha Woo! ha! hhhhuhhyeaah, ha!

  • below average :(

    i still love you :(

  • hnrrhrnhr WOOO HA!

  • this is ok but your previous works were better

  • Yeah, gazorra is back! I love these TNG's, they are some of the funniest damn things I've seen on YouTube. Even my brother likes them all, and he's hard on all vids I show him on YouTube. Looking forward to seeing more edits as soon as is human possible; make it so numba one!

  • yay new episode

  • WOW! Look at all these haters hating! Hate hate hate hate hate!

    Welcome back Gazorra. I was wondering when you would show up. The video was hilarious as always.

  • Well yeah. They don't pretend that it's anything other than edited. It's meant for the lulz, nothing else.

  • I don't think they should had photoshopped it, because it was from my favorite episode of Star Wars, "The Timed Arrow."

  • ..."Time's Arrow," Star TREK

  • star wars?

  • NAH!

  • ...Mark Twain.

  • No, it's Winston Churchill. He is the guy who won The Civil War. Read a history book.

  • Trollololol

  • Ha...ha?

  • *snerk* I... wow. Thank you, good sir. You have made my day. 8D

    I need to see how Winston Churchill + Civil War would have worked now. SOMEONE GET ME A TIME MACHINE, STAT

  • it was mark twain not winston church hill genius, and its meant to be like this, its called a TNG EDIT for a reason

  • Woah, I just saw the original episode "Times Aarow" like 5 hours ago.

  • I'm sorry you sat through it. :(

  • Why? It's a decent enough episode.

  • I reckon you need to focus on a new minor character.

  • Nutty! lol :-p

  • what happened to Wendy Neuss???

  • Yeah! The end credits changed. Boo!

  • Meh, probably the weakest one.....I hope you're not running out of material! :(

  • nah, this is a sequel to the other Mark Twain one.

  • gotta say, this is kind of ehh compared to the rest of your work, but everyone has a few bad ones along the way, i'm still subbed to ya indefinitely

  • I dislike the Clemens bit, sorry to say.

  • "What the hell is going on!?!"

    Perfect Riker lol

  • about time! thanks good edits!

  • I miss Co-Producer Wendy Neuss :(

  • Dead sexy. Keep up the hilarious work!

  • LMAO

  • Shame on you, Mr. Clemens.

  • MOAR!!!

  • Samuel Clemens, you must have been an ancestor of Beavis and Butthead! XD Imagine a mix of Sam and the boys all having one messed up giggle-a-thon in a clip. I think that would be an Oscar worthy clip!

  • I will now forever imagine Mark Twain like this.... XD

  • ooh oohoo erm ooh mmhmm ooh

  • God I fucking love this. I loved the one before with him!:D You've made an awesomer character out of an awesome character!

  • 'bout time.

    *****

  • YES!

    Great to have you guys back in action! I was worried there was some sort of cease and desist similar to what happened to fensler films when they were doing the GiJoe Public Service Announcements

  • Hillarious as allways, keep it up!

  • Fuck, you have GOT to hear this in surround sound!!

  • yay i missed these

  • 0:59 Data looks like Stan Laurel!

  • Fucking hilarious!