@beedroot I am British. I didn't know who Darren Styles was. But then I used this thing called Google. "Darren Styles, is a British record producer, disc jockey and singer-songwriter from Colchester, England."
Having befriended far too many music tech students at Huddersfield Uni while I was there, this video gives me chills. The music nerd is all too real.. ALL TOO REAL.
At 1:54, he calls "Chord Z" zede. In French, they pronoun the letter z as zede so I was curious if people in the UK say that or is he just trying to be funny.
@MadOldPete Yeah but "Zed" would be the only regular consonant that has more than just its own sound in its name. Therefore, "Zed" actually does not make sense, doesn't fit the pattern, and is actually a fairly stupid name. "Zed" is derived from the Greek "Zeta" but that's hardly an exclude. We don't call B "Bed" for "Beta" or "D" Del or whatever for "Delta". Zee is far more consistent given the other names of the other consonants. H and W don't count because they're semi-vowels, not consonants.
NICE ONE DAZZA. HAPPY TO HEAR STEPHEN AMAZIN HAS MADE IT IN HIS LOCAL TOWN AND I DIDNT KNOW YOU CHILLED WITH KEITH EMERSON. KEEP UP THE GOOD BROTHA AND YOU GOT A DAMN COOL MYSTERY WALK RIGHT AT THE END OF THE VID.
1:45 - 1:47 was interesting....
sparky99945 10 hours ago
3:41 made me jizz
freckleeybeast 2 days ago
Chris you should totally make a music video!
SnowDropSuki 3 days ago
I LOVE YOUR DOCTOR WHO POSTER!!!!!!!!!
ThatBlackSheepy 1 week ago
0:49 EPIC :')
blahblahblah51096 2 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
Hexagonboy
SqueakyGiraffe3 2 weeks ago in playlist BEST OF SO FAR...
Styles!!
TheSweetCookieMan 2 weeks ago
"But I'll just sing the other notes." Hahah, owned comment! xD
MaleneHoie97 2 weeks ago in playlist Liked videos
The the book i had... it was worth binning.
Skinnyminigirl18 2 weeks ago
Great!
1roterhund 2 weeks ago
Haha, OMG! I die! Ur awesome :D
MaleneHoie97 3 weeks ago
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MaleneHoie97 3 weeks ago
i love the towel and the tube in the music video!!!!! and i love it when darren says lets learn keyboard!!
munguia19 3 weeks ago in playlist Uploaded videos
BINNED
horsesrock500 3 weeks ago
for a second i thought it was indian music.
DoodleDanniizz 4 weeks ago
Ahhhh right now is the right time to be called Sophie. Epic video as always!!
deepblue118247 1 month ago
I liked it before it even started. That's how much I love crabstickz. XD
Gothamgal999 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos 2
I have that exact keyboard :}
madmc98 1 month ago
aah i love these videos can never stop laughing XD
explodingsponge55 1 month ago in playlist Uploaded videos
"eh eh"
xVeronicaxxxx 1 month ago 6
mecha z is the funniest thing i've ever heard
DaytimeDannyPhairy 1 month ago
You remind me of salad fingers (':
TheWindyKite 1 month ago
I play piano and this is so funny lmao
OliveYou2Much 1 month ago
Ahahaahah
fearlessnights96 1 month ago
Love the Scott Pilgrim poster!
TheEilwaen 1 month ago
Who is Darren Styles? *Not British*
beedroot 1 month ago
@beedroot pretty sure he's a made up guy :)
HannahroseMcx 1 month ago
@beedroot I am British. I didn't know who Darren Styles was. But then I used this thing called Google. "Darren Styles, is a British record producer, disc jockey and singer-songwriter from Colchester, England."
FaddyBoomBaddy 1 month ago
Make more Darren Styles videos! XD
rockandrollAmy 1 month ago
Mini what..?!
RyanMurphyTube 1 month ago
:O so happy I found this. crabsticks you get me every time.
pkConda 1 month ago
The song at 2:13, is that Butterfly?
AzusaNakano0 1 month ago
1:45
CROTCH.
MEGANMAY12 2 months ago 2
@MEGANMAY12 That's my favourite part
beedroot 1 month ago
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MEGANMAY12 2 months ago
MY NAME IS SOPHIE xD haa....
toodlepipism 2 months ago
Feeling obliged to comment as my name is Sophie ...
sophelcomb 2 months ago
'Look at me now Sophie' WOOO my name is Sophie!! :)
EssexGirl95 2 months ago
GAH I look away for two seconds to torrent my gay porn and someone takes my top comment...
MorgaTude 2 months ago
army of darkness, scott pilgrim and doctor who .... I freakin love ya XD
lisilein2 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
in the words of colin firth what the bloody hell!!!
mrswatson95 2 months ago
Darren Styles makes me uncomfortable.
Sophachuu 3 months ago in playlist BEST OF SO FAR...
Haha the keyboard book you binned at the beginning is the one that i've got xD
mojoglowgo 3 months ago
Glad to see you still having fun with the Poster Tube
martigan100 3 months ago 2
vol 3 says kee and not key
chickenwingfab 3 months ago
Who in Chris Kendall's name disliked this video?
marronator92 3 months ago in playlist Liked videos 8
what can i eggspect - oh my god i lol'd
Syannandamicrophone 3 months ago in playlist Crabstickz
hahahah i laughed out loud when i saw the book in the draw haha
yasamiiine 3 months ago
I love how you taught tom <3
lovemac95 3 months ago
lol its been 8 months since i commented and i just realized i had top comment... (go me!)
MorgaTude 3 months ago
Having befriended far too many music tech students at Huddersfield Uni while I was there, this video gives me chills. The music nerd is all too real.. ALL TOO REAL.
procyonuk 4 months ago 4
I feel like its unnatural how many times I've watched this video
megz1233211 4 months ago 5
Such a sexy idiot :P
AliceRemembers 4 months ago 4
I came back to rewatch this, simply for the crotch shot.
leahlovesroses 4 months ago in playlist Crabstickz 6
this is going in me favourites <3
emishepherdXD 5 months ago
I'm from Huddersfield. -.^
ruxeded 6 months ago
I think this is the best video on YouTube.
brappid 6 months ago 162
Great product A***
I followed the entire course for the low low price of £148.73 inc p+p and have written my first song using the mecha, unicorn and ninja scales.
Plus! I've only had to have ONE finger replaced (with a pencil)
Can't recommend highly enough, great product!!
"Play to win" with Darren Styles coming soon.
LeeroyK2009 6 months ago
Lets - learn - keybord
x)
Zatotan 6 months ago
shirtless Chris, anyone else think OMG
ThisisYuchan 6 months ago 2
...I have the keyboard book that he binned. Oh the shame.
UnfathomableDelirium 7 months ago
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TheViewtifulMark 7 months ago
"Hexacon boy" -- almost died whe i saw tom!!!! :D <3
leahlovesroses 7 months ago
60,000 views EXACTLY. More Darren Styles!
thefallendevil 7 months ago
30 people play key board lol
skullmetalheavy 8 months ago
does anyone understand whaat he's saying at all?
casshi310 8 months ago
30 people didn't learn from the videos...
theTman1994 8 months ago
'I haven't got time for timewasters' Genius VHS salesmanship.
GuyRoulstone 8 months ago 114
i love darren styles! i just can't get enough!
pamelahl1 8 months ago
I was drinking and i did actually start to choke with laughter
Needy58 8 months ago 2
"Mecha Z" is A diminshed 5th. You're welcome.
lucyaliceee 8 months ago
this makes me cry.
pingugrimes 8 months ago
do you know brett domino?
Alleswarausgold 8 months ago
This video is fucking hilarious!!
will69w 8 months ago
this is piss funny.
JoshuaHubbardmedia 9 months ago
oh my god mecha z
Allieheartyou 9 months ago
i have no idea who darren styles is :/
fireflies899 9 months ago
Chord Z was epic. But, Mecha Z blew my mind.
stinkeepumpkin 9 months ago
Oh Chris... This is just too much! You are hilarious! Why are you not famous already! X
MrZimbot 9 months ago
27 humourless Darren Styles fans
SmartStr33t 9 months ago
Everytime I feel down I watch this video and it cheers me up :)
MissLittleMess 9 months ago
lmfao if each is about 25, and for all three is 100... it's a rip off.,. I love you Crabstickz
luanluan2006 9 months ago
The Keith Emerson bit almost made me vomit with laughter
jimboshizz 9 months ago
@chrystalcullen
At 1:54, he calls "Chord Z" zede. In French, they pronoun the letter z as zede so I was curious if people in the UK say that or is he just trying to be funny.
xxnoiseandkissesxx16 9 months ago
Dramatic zoom ftw.
chrystalcullen 9 months ago
So people in the UK say zede for the letter Z like the French do. In the States we just call it a Z.
xxnoiseandkissesxx16 9 months ago
@xxnoiseandkissesxx16 What?? "zede"?
chrystalcullen 9 months ago
@xxnoiseandkissesxx16 I think you'll find we call it a z, you call it a zee. :D
MadOldPete 7 months ago
@MadOldPete Yeah but "Zed" would be the only regular consonant that has more than just its own sound in its name. Therefore, "Zed" actually does not make sense, doesn't fit the pattern, and is actually a fairly stupid name. "Zed" is derived from the Greek "Zeta" but that's hardly an exclude. We don't call B "Bed" for "Beta" or "D" Del or whatever for "Delta". Zee is far more consistent given the other names of the other consonants. H and W don't count because they're semi-vowels, not consonants.
luccaskunk 6 months ago
@luccaskunk ok, thanks for that.
MadOldPete 6 months ago
Ahahahahahahaha XD hilarious x
CarlyJayneM1991 9 months ago
i just want to die when you dance around with the towel XDDD
AristocratticMint 9 months ago
You have very dark nipples Christopher.
BexyNut 9 months ago
eh uh
DeathThenZombie 10 months ago
i miss you chris... where are the videos?
AppleMuffinPie 10 months ago
so cute!!!
ErikaHayusuke 10 months ago
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ludwigdanish 10 months ago
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ludwigdanish 10 months ago
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ludwigdanish 10 months ago
I love this man...
XxBeatlesforeverxX 10 months ago
You sound a bit like Keith Lemon
94harris07 10 months ago
2 words: Nice. Abs. Also, whose the fat cat?
ActivePredator 10 months ago
hahaha imagine if someone just walked in while he was filming this xD
DDay12G 10 months ago
i'm just happy I saw the name 'sophie' in there :3 but this made me laugh as usual :')<3
pringlepisces44 10 months ago
Steven Amazing, Hexagon Boy and Keith Emmerson... You genius
IndiaLovexxx 10 months ago
Hahahahaha "eggspect" brilliant!!
freedomlift 10 months ago
Nice pelvis shot(; Aahaha YES.
Riotrisque 10 months ago
Haha "Steven Amazing, Hexagon Boy, and Keith Emmerson" xD
howdyheygoodneighbor 10 months ago
"i've taught some of the best peopleeeeeinthiiiiiiiinth...in the industry today" hahah legend
bananayummyable 10 months ago 2
Cried with laughter. Best video evar.
geodude99999 10 months ago
YOU ARE NOT DARREN STYLES!!!
MushaGenesis 10 months ago
You sound a tad like Keith Lemon :')
MonsterSceneGirls 10 months ago
Darren Styles has the same Birthday as me :D:D:D
pspdudeguy 11 months ago
youve a big ass
doulikeamericanmusic 11 months ago
Video's !? Thats so ancient .... love the video
makedaevilmage 11 months ago
Loving the Scott Pilgrim poster :D
Miike183 11 months ago
Tom is Thé HEXACHAN BOY? D:
RipTheBreaks 11 months ago 2
i think im madly in love with that 'mecha z' chord.
CROCODILEYEAST 11 months ago
You know you have issues when every time you see the word Darren all you can think of is Darren Criss...
pigfartsyum61 11 months ago 110
@pigfartsyum61 you know have issues when whenever anybody leaves the house you yell "pick me up some redvines!!!" :-)
iamsupersoup233 8 months ago
@pigfartsyum61 I'm glad I'm not the only one!!
ShineeGurlELF 7 months ago
u were osted on darrens profile on facebook
Magicmt3 11 months ago
Lol 'hexachan boy' XD
musiclilies 11 months ago
For a limited time only I'm gonna give you, the... ...the people watching this
AndrewmanTV 11 months ago
The part where we saw your nipples turned me on
beavorpigs 11 months ago 3
YOU ARE A MAGICIAN!
My wonderful SPARKLE WHORE <3 <3
LadyButtonz 11 months ago
let's. lern. keyboard(don't hear a shit) LOL hahahaha
wachorugua 11 months ago
i prefered darren styles in the crabsticks show but this is still funny.
Vanilethelesbian71 11 months ago
thumps up if you actually wannt the videos
Miko1237 11 months ago
1:30 kills me lololololol!!!! "Oh I think cut myself!" Bahahahaha
MortalKombat773 11 months ago
Damn it, that "binned" part STILL makes me die!
chrystalcullen 11 months ago 108
i had that keyboard!!!
JARERE1 11 months ago
0:26 we do!
Rightsu90 11 months ago
What is the song at the end. I know he says the name but I can't find it on YouTube xD. Someone link me to it please? ;D
alexhere18 11 months ago
i understand completely now...
breelee91 11 months ago
Hello Darren. Its Sophie, and I'm definately looking at you now.. TAKE ME BACK?!?xxx
FruitPastillesx 11 months ago
E-g-g-s-p-e-c-t, find out what it means to me!
00MiaJoe00 11 months ago
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chrystalcullen 11 months ago
I often find myself liking your videos before I've even finished watching them :D
KiteMuppet 11 months ago
Please tell me you put the tails on those notes on the video cover the wrong way round on purpose.
abbstaaarr 11 months ago
eggspect, leurn, keebord......HILARIOUS especially the music video, a must watch on youtube!!!!
TheClaireyboos 11 months ago
Thanks for all the help Darren, i've now uploaded my song dedicated to you. Don't believe me? Check it out.
JakFordLane 11 months ago
This is brilliant.
I'd love to see this at 3 in the morning during the teleshopping! ><
maeubhXD 11 months ago
Brett Domino?
TheAmazingMrFinn 11 months ago
this is brilliant
traceface02 11 months ago
NICE ONE DAZZA. HAPPY TO HEAR STEPHEN AMAZIN HAS MADE IT IN HIS LOCAL TOWN AND I DIDNT KNOW YOU CHILLED WITH KEITH EMERSON. KEEP UP THE GOOD BROTHA AND YOU GOT A DAMN COOL MYSTERY WALK RIGHT AT THE END OF THE VID.
rappoll 11 months ago
That was beautiful. I want to have man babies with you Darren. All my love.
Ali xxx (kisses)
alip93 11 months ago
but where can i learn to play the keyboard like charlie sheen? I want to win at the keyboard not just play it Darren ...
tomcoolio 11 months ago
19 people can't handle the eargasm of Mecha Z...
joelsack 11 months ago
in a good way
ilovetomdelongeX10 11 months ago
i barfed
ilovetomdelongeX10 11 months ago
@ilovetomdelongeX10 hhahaha julia
ImDrivingWithMyFeet 11 months ago
@ImDrivingWithMyFeet
Ohmygod HI.
this video makes me laaaaugh...and puke in good ways.
love you beezabeez.
ilovetomdelongeX10 11 months ago
this may be the funniest video on youtube
MrBuddyisreal 11 months ago
Very nice! Where can I order it?
brightstreaks 11 months ago
I like ur chest crabby ;)
SpudANDSausage 11 months ago
That music video at the end was really...something.
MidnightThief15 11 months ago
l.m.f.a.o. <3
TheDancingWhale 11 months ago
I LOVE this type of comedy hahah
WhiteBeats1 11 months ago
You -totally- sound like Old Greg.
sp4rkl3y4u5 11 months ago
Do we get to learn Keytar in volume 3? Because then I would definitely buy it.
Dremz1716 11 months ago
I bet your neighbors just love you. :)
CaitlinEnjoyOnline92 1 year ago
keep darren comin:D really funny character, dunno if your makin fun of the real darren styles but its still funny :D
DjLoko190988 1 year ago
oh my god chris! this has to be one of your funniest yet!
do you have a bandaid? my sides just split ;)
SimsNurd 1 year ago
This video should be featured. its so funny and just sums up Crabstickz
Love it!
MinkyMinden 1 year ago
lol
how old are you?
personify505 1 year ago
My god you never fail to make me laugh!
OreoHELLYEAH 1 year ago
I love how in the beginning you're slurring like you're drunk LOL!
supahfreeak 1 year ago
I now know why the keyboard cat sounds so amazing
Jennalovesrainbows 1 year ago
why isn't that music vid on mtv?!?! its a disgrace that its not Darren Styles deserves to have his music heard!!!
565KatieJ 1 year ago
Let me master the recorder first and I'll get back to you...
CalicoJames 1 year ago
I love how youre barefoot. And I love the shot where youre laying on the floor with your shirt open ;D Best part!!
YOSHD13 1 year ago
This video is why people turn gay. I love you. - I'm straight but if you want a good time, call meeeee! - 555-4342-4234-234324324-4234 -.-
jackaryb 1 year ago
you're so awesome.
birdmaddd 1 year ago
Those pants hug you in all the right places. You have been ogled.
IndigoNightingale 1 year ago 5
why is darren styles bare foot? XD
SonOfTheRightHand29 1 year ago
i've heard you can get these on e