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  • We at the Ford Motor Company show how our new rear suspension system, and increased clearance easily goes those unexpected, and annoying every day obstacles.

    At Ford quality is job one!

  • wtf he got up that car went right over him he should be like a empty toothpast

  • hahahahahha

  • 1 truck 0 rollerblader

  • i know it's not you cuz other people put it up before you.

  • jajajaja k loko ta ese video t salvate de piga

  • that's hard^^

    under the car..

  • lucky bastard

  • why wasn't there a spotter?

  • how the fuck did he get up~?!?!?!

  • look at the car. it moved up

  • he drive over his legs!!! :D

  • did that seriously drive on top of him?!?!?!?!

    HOLY HECK!

  • thats craaaaaaaaaaaazy!

  • Hmm, this is going well.

    I see the yanks are right up here on the sarcasm. Who'd have believed that?

    I'll be sure to check out their witty replies more often. Damn, they're great at this...

  • i see eurotrash still thinks they're superior to everything. :P

  • your from england piss off yourself

  • there is a picture of volcom is in the dictionary under "wanker" dont make us drop bombs bitch

  • england ftw fuck you yanks

  • Nationalism, n., When you've got shit in your mouth.

  • kill the english.

  • so did the car run him over??

  • Dickhead.

  • Cherrio there fella. Liking your yank feelings, what what.

    ;0)

  • omg what and idiot

  • sloooow moooo.. idiot look when the car is comming and do it after when it have passed, ´not when its right behind u...

  • go to hell or as u say bloody hell or as we say go fuck yourself

  • not everyone in england talks like that, douche

  • oh well the least the worst that can happen is him dieing.

  • I was ready to just stop coming and stop replying, but noo. 3 people had to reply to my comment! Now that you have my attention, what do you want? And as for you, lonelykatana, ask me if I care. Do it. Anyway, hey Ben hows it been?

  • Pretty good thanks Loony (my only internet stalker). Whilst I've been away, I've managed to make another baby with, would you believe it, my girlfriend! Bet that takes you a while to get your head round....

    Out of politeness, I should ask how you are I suppose.

  • I'm good my friend. Wait wait. Your not married, yet you've made ANOTHER baby with your girlfriend. Wouldn't marriage come to mind?

  • wtf?

  • Oh dear. Not checked this page for a fair while now.

    Glad to see Lunacy9 is keeping up the thick yank side of the debate though. You my son are special.

    Just to clarify again for the lower IQ here, THERE'S NO BRITS IN THE VID (afaik). I'm not in the vid. And Lunacy is really intelligent in a dumbass kind of way.

    Keep the comments coming lad's and lasses.

  • omfg , his nuts !!!!!!!

  • it squwashed his balls!

  • lets see.

    8 Ivy League Universities vs. Oxford and Cambridge.

    Yea we have more better schools than you do. And Harvard and Princeton alone take destroy oxford and Cambridge. Face people would rather go to Harvard than Oxford.

  • oxford and cambridge are the number 2 and 3 universities in the world actually; And for a country 10 times our size,it amazes me that america doesn't have 10 times as many good universities.half the population believe that ruling by gun is the best option....

  • lucky man..

  • fuck...u dickhead watch first the cars who r coming ..and then do that trick...

  • thats why people in england like yourself are so fuckin retarded!

    WW1, WW1

    how about the Revolutionary War you faggot? a bunch of farmers with their hunting rifles shot the shit out of the biggest, most powerfull army at the time.

  • is he still alive???

  • HAHAHAHAHA

  • hey lunacy9(probably you IQ) call it "soccer" in england and at best you'll get treated like the retarded fuckin yank twat you are,at worst you'll go home in a bodybag.if it wasn't for the english your country would still be owned by the native americans (who you treat like shit!) and overrun by mexican and puerto rican illegals! hang on you are overrun by illegals thats why your govt. is thinking about declaring an amnesty.THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

  • sorry to be an american asshole, but ur country sux, bad teeth and blah blah blah, america rulz, and thinkin is not our way, we drink and then fight like men, lol

  • At least immirgrants would want to come to our country, rather than the shithole England over that that you dumbasses call a country. Way to be pansies in war, douches. Thanks.

  • now now lunacy9, this video was about rollerblading and this conversation took place a while ago so... how the fuck did we get to this shit??? AMERICA RLZ!

  • silly brits

    we saved ur asses in in like ten wars and beat ur asses in like twenty

    but u still dis us

    cheerio!!

  • WANKER! if in doubt about what the word means try looking in the"OXFORD ENGLISH DICTIONARY",so called because the language is english not american. ps. your spelling looks a little bit messy,perhaps if you stopped beating one off to britney spears videos your mind would be a little clearer.TTFN

  • OK, lets try again. Its not me, so I learnt pretty much fu*k all 3Hatake.

    And Lunacy9, surely you have something better to do?? Stalking me is somewhat flattering, but your making yourself look like a bit of a tit... (Acknowledging the fact your a yank obviously)

  • Lmao, Benny wears fruit boots. Thats funny.

  • shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hhhhhhhhhh

  • I bet ya learned quite a bit from gett run over

  • oooo...

  • Ok, for the attention of anyone reading, feel free to take the p!ss and have a laugh. But please edit the swear words. As you can see, there's kids about.. Cheers

  • Haha, my bad. I hadn't realized 40 year old men are still quite involved in a user-made video website ment for teenagers.

    And here's to you, Benny, so as you don't go more about having "laughs"

    Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people say "Taxi!"

  • its made for teenagers?

    cool, cause i don't see where it says that... it says broadcast yourself

    never new the combination of the letters y o u r s e l f, ment teenagers :/

  • thats nice to stick up for your gay partner thats cool. go have butt sex with him you faggot and get AIDS and die.

    that post was like 3 months ago why the hell would you go and read it and reply to me? honestly i hate non-inteligent people with a passion.

  • Hate to break it to ya, but when you post something like, "thats nice to stick up for your gay partner thats cool. go have butt sex with him you faggot and get AIDS and die." it really makes you seem unintelligent (and you can't even spell that right).

  • What is it with gay Brits on this video?? Honestly go do something, like with friends, at the movies or something.

    This is a comment on a youtube video, so who the hell cares about spelling, seriously?

  • well if you're going to steal and butcher our language, then at least have some sympathy for it.

  • its just a differnt accent. blame ur ancestors for comin over here and opening their mouths.

    tell me, what does "cherrio" mean. to us, its the name of a cerial you eat for breakfast.

  • dude butcher ur launguage fuck u this is our launguage now so go fuck ur self

  • Can you clarify please. Are you American and claiming the Queen's English? Appologies if I got it wrong.

  • Thank you.

  • Thank you for what? Calling football 'soccer'? Or because you claim to 'get your eagle' on?!? (I assume its a yank term for chatting a bloke up?)

  • Oh my God, give up the American and British differences. I hate British people too. Their accents piss me off. But I don't go around telling my deep feelings to a bunch of emotionally cripples narcacists over Youtube. We call football soccer, we have whole 'nother sport called football. And you can thank us for a Democratic Government, and saving your asses in just about every war, and entertaining you, the sport of Lacrosse. The list goes on....

  • You posting again???

  • one word OUCH!

  • Don't encourage him. He'll log on to your page and post sh!te till there's no more space on the internet....

  • Woho, their buddy.

    I looked back into the comments for this. And YOU were ranting and raving all over the damn place, getting into fights with every body. I couldn't even count how many times you spelled "fuck" or "ass" wrong until some guy name Chodelicker or something like that kicked your ass. But you and I are pretty alike. We have to let people know what we think. Am I right?

  • I've not used the word 'ass' but spell other words incorrectly as this is an open site, viewable by kids.

    Look, you need help. I'm obviously not the one to give it.

  • For f*ck's sake. Look, you'll always be the best.

    Now do us a favour and get back to school.

  • Haho, the problem is: I did go to school. Than I had soccer practice in the rain. I then had to rush home, take a shower and dress nice to go to a school dance, where I get my eagle on.

    Why don't you? And as I said before, I am willing to stop if you are.

  • Alright! So I'm in the lead. Way to be a good sport about it though, and realize your mistakes. But it never gets old to here some one admit their errors. So ";0)" right back at ya.

  • Yeah, you winning. Stick a gold star on your school book. You da man.

    Glad you 'here' to hear that.

    Back at ya?.. Na, your to dim.

    Keep 'em coming my American friend...

  • Oho, I just might.

    I could have called you were going to point out my "here-hear" Typo. Glad to see your reading is still pretty sharp.

    But I'm also afraid "you winning" is not correct English. I'm not sure if the accent makes a difference, but from what I've HEARD, you say "You are winning". Unless, you want to abbreviate the "You are" to You're.

    Try again, chap.

  • What? You are having a laugh right?

    Have you ever been more than 2 miles from your house? (Except that time your special Uncle picked you up..)

  • Ummm, sort of. This is pretty fun right?

    As for the 2 miles and the special uncle:

    Even you have had better insults than that. Not only was it repetaive to that of "ifiwere1021" about his "special doctor" and my "special uncle", but it is also not remotely true. So I know you have better insults in that brain of your's, you just have to remeber to try harder. This is no third grade opponent you are facing.

  • What??? You've missed the whole p1ss take idea here, haven't you?

    Ok, just so you don't run off to school and shoot your classmates... Everyone, Lunacy9 is great. What a guy. Top man and all that.

    He's in the 4th grade you know. Watch out, he's a crazy kind of guy!!!

  • No, I dont believe I have missed the p1ss take idea.

    But I would have to say that one there was better than the "special uncle" one, not by much, though. But sadly, I am not in the 4th grade. Try another 3 more, and you may have it.

    But, maybe someone could read what you wrote, if anyone ever, ever, ever, ever watched this video.

  • Quote"But, maybe someone could read what you wrote, if anyone ever, ever, ever, ever watched this video."

    "Views: 9345" "Favorited 33 times"(due mainly to people laughing at you I believe)

    Right, this is how it works... You post a stupid comment, I take the p1ss out of you. Then you either fu*k off, or come back with a funnier comment. Attempting to be clever just isn't working, is it?

    Moving on from this numbnut....

  • Umm, is this thing working? I've replied like 4 times, but I don't see the post.

    By the way, this is not part of our little squabble here.

  • I've recieved no emails to tell me of any 'posts'. Are you SURE you know what your on about?

  • Yea yea, I'm sure.

    So I won't say what I wanted to say, but, to some things up...

    No.

    You say "p1ss" too much.

    No.

  • Next

  • Aww really, two turns in a row!

    Let me elaborate a little more. You are wrong about the favoring, they are not laughing at me. You do say "p1ss" wayyyyy too much, almost twice in every comment, and no you will not take the p1ss out of me, nor will I fu*k off.

  • Oh dear. I've an internet stalker.

    Look, unless you've something funny to say, go and play with the traffic or something.

    There's a good girl.

  • What? Why don't you say something funny, instead of just saying "next" or "come back with somethin funny" I could do that all day long, and eventually you'll run out of things to say.

    Your mother's teeth so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down! Is that good enough for you?

  • Yep. We've a live one here.

    Right, your mission - what ever that is - is admirable. I think your great. Your the best person in the world. Ever.

    But, do you own a gun and have you ever shot any class mates? Seems you get a bit attached to unreal situations. I know its not your fault. Its to do with up bringing and all that, but I'd be happier knowing you've been locked up.

    Ok, this is the plan. Pick up the phone, dial the Police, then scream "I'm gonna kill 'em all"

  • Ok, seriously, we talked over this before. I know, know, from the bottom of my heart, that you have better stuff than that. Come on, just try. The little engine that could. The little British kid that could.

    No, thats a horrible plan. And hey, I will stop if you stop, but I'm not going to just let you win. That would be preposterous!

  • oooh that looked like it hurt. Do you know him or are you just hosting the video? Either way, I feel sorry for the dude... even if i generally dont get along well with bladers.

    by the way, whats with all the hating on Americans? First off, most of the guys here in the US are pretty retarded, ill agree there... but whats with all the hating on canada and brazil etc.?

  • Care to point out any comments that contain the words 'Canada' or 'Brazil'?

    No-one truly hates Americans, I for one definitely don't, we just think their a bunch of idiots that have no idea....

    HTH

  • yea what are you canadian? you have guys have no room to talk

  • Lunacy9, I think 'ifwere1021' has some issue's only his personal doctor knows about. ;o)

    Right to clarify yet again, IT IS NOT ME IN THE CLIP. Nor do I know him.

  • Umm, no all he did was ask you a simple question, and then you flip out on him. And also, WE FUCKING GET IT!! This is not you in the video. All he asked was if you were somehow involved. And also, we get that you do not like Americans, you don't have to call us stupid, even though we come up with everything you guys whatch on T.V. And also, Avril Lavein sucks. Shes Canadian

  • Ok, without going into detail about 'Avril Lavein' or any Tv shows, I'd like to draw your attention to the following text that accompanies the video...

    "Not me, but if your American, feel free to believe it is me and attempt to take the p!ss. Thanks, your special :o)"

    I know its difficult, but can you explain where abouts I flipped out? Your help in this matter will be so appreciated. (Along with the Avril Lavigne - check my spelling - comparison)

    Cheers buddy :o)

  • Yes, as I have said before, we know it is not you. You do not have to keep repeating that. But what I was trying to get you to see was that he was just asking you an honest question, and you could have just given a honest answer, but I guess you are too shallow and ignorant to see past your Canadian nose.

    And, as my conclusion, my bad on the spelling. I do not study the names of Canadian musicians in order to try to prove some oblique point to a Youtube user.

  • Nice use of words there. Shame you drew conclusions about me being Canadian though...

    You could quiet easily have found out I'm English. But I guess you don't know where England is. ;o)

    I'll give you 4/10 for effort though. - Just get your facts right and you'll be.... well, doing better.

    Can I call it point proven yet?

  • Yes, thank you. Well I didn't know what you were, so I just took a guess. Englend is in Europe, in the United Kindom. Whales borders it.

    That last volley you just shot in was better than your others, but still, the wierd faces of bears or whatever they are don't really get me. :(

  • Don't say anything about my mispelling of "England".

  • I'll not say anything, promise.

    Not sure about whales 'bodering' us. We had one swim up the River Thames last year, but sadly it died. Bit like your attempt at being clever really.

    Next!

  • Alright, so I make a few misteaks on the typing. Way to point that out. Nice.

    Hmm, the only problem is that I spelled "border" correclty, sooo, I don't know what you were trying to poke at, there. Yes, your turn.

  • That was a Typo, my mistake. So I'm willing to give you another 1/2 point for noticing it.

    4.5/10

    Confusing a country with an animal.... Now that's just ridiculous! Score reduced for being a halfwit.

    2/10.

  • its awesome to see coll stuff like this make youtube cool video

  • p1ben ima guy and sorry for sayin that i was kinda wasted with my friends

  • haha thats rich coming from an american

  • Morning Chris. Looks like mamajo is struggling to grasp the fact its not me in the vid. I guess there's only so many times you can tell people. The really thick will just never get it.

    Its a shame, she looked like she had potential.

  • aww poor car... if you dented it ill cut your fuckin brian out!... o wait someone already beat me to that!!

  • mamajo, you was saying??.... ;o)

  • No txt spk? You sure your a kid? ;o)

    Don't spend to much time worrying about dumb arses. My country is full of p!ss taking blaging immigrants claiming all sorts off benefits I'm paying for. Now THAT winds me up more than thick fcuks that haven't a clue.

    Can't be helped I suppose, could be worse. I might have ended up under a car on 'fruit boots' or what ever the fcuk there called.

  • dude u r a fagit ass bitch

  • Why, thank you for your kind comment. After a quick search, I found a link that explains the word 'fagit'. Quite apt really....

    "An incorrect spelling of the word "faggot" that is often used by illiterate bastards"

    Looks like you get a 1/10 for effort. Must try harder.

  • All of you are bitches.

  • Mr tit, I believe the dagger, I assume you have, may have got itself stuck in your keyboard.

    Allow me to help.

    Did you mean to post "daggertits is an arse licking fagboy"?

  • Thats the spirit tokmaster. ;o)

    I think. Can't actually understand a fcuking thing you've written there.

  • lad dats fuckn funny 2 watch but painfull if its done 2 u...man wat did u d0 2 da driver did u like hit him after...lik watt hapened after dat crash???

    man all u faggots who talk shit 2 diss dude are fucked up,,tell me if a car waz 2 run u over wit yer blades on tell me would dat be paint full would like people talkin shit 2 u???...

    and also get over punctuation juss abbriveite

  • look i am gonna leave you alone now cause i can see you hate me and i haet you ok nice knowing you through the net. Later 4 ever

  • Oh noes! I bet he's really dissapointed he'll never see you again.

    INTERNET FIGHT! Fighting over the internet is stupid, even if you win you still look like a retard.

  • I am truly gutted.

    Still, bit of banter never goes a miss. (That's welcomed here, especially if your a dumb ass American that leaves yourself wide open to abuse - As seen below ;o) )

  • P1ben wears Fruit boots..lol

  • Please point out where abouts I said it was me in the video. Thank you ;o)

  • Now this is how you embarress yourself in front of the nation....what a jackass O and P1ben tell ur mom i said she owes me a lot of money ...LMAO

  • The blokes name is at the beginning of the clip. Another clue, I'm ripping the fcuk out of the mentally challenged Americans..... This video is clearly from America.

    Jesus, you lot are scary. lol

  • Yea but still...you wear fruit boots queer

  • I could get into an argument here.... but you don;t have the communal brain cell.

    I take it your not into girls at the moment?

  • sorry to hear you took it up the ass by your brother

  • Look, your fascination with me, a brother I don't have and arses is obviously a problem. Have you considered counseling?

    It may be for the best. You'll never stop being a fcuktard, but hey, it wont make you any worse.

    Good luck in the future. Lets hope you stop licking them windows sometime soon.

  • W/E i just wanna stop fighting i will leave you alone and never comment you again

  • lol! Has mummy told you to behave??!!

    Brilliant! See ya

  • nah just wasting my time with some one i cant fight

  • Boring.

  • go on ben show em wot ya made of american twat

  • Punctuation Chris. Its all about the punctuation. lol

    Looks like the choc licking fella has done one. Shame he struggled with the banter idea. He had potential. But atleast he did post the best ever Internet comment (Apparently fighting talk).....

    "Yea but still...you wear fruit boots queer"

    What a come back! The guys a living legend.

  • your a legend for getting up the butt by ur dad the most ever in american history...LMAO i gonna call P1ben dane cook from now on cuz he is so funny.....

  • I pulled Chris on his punctuation. As his post should have been "go on ben show em wot ya made of. American twat" -The American part refers to you, incase you was wondering.

    All this talk of butt's, dad's and "dane cook" (I have no idea WTF that is??) is a bit disturbing.

    You tried to join in, and marks out of 10 for effort.

    But do me a favour and fcuk off. Cheers

  • its fuck off and queers idiot

  • Ok, spell it correctly and get yourself banned. Nice one.

  • RETARD HAHAHAHAHA

  • I assume your American? No need to reply. It will save your 'great' nation from further embarrassment.

  • hey fuck nut...You stole that from another comment towards you....make up your own shit ass hole

  • Er, no. I didn't did I?

    Oh, look, your mum's put your lego back out for you to play with. Run along.

  • What?....i think your brother is looking for you he said something like he has to pack fudge of somethin so i told him you were waiting with your pants down bent over in his room LMAO

  • Oh dear, ever sit back and think "I'm going a bit far now, I'm making myself look like a right prat"? Probably not would be my guess.

  • YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GOT, IDIOT!

  • Hmm, I got rich pimping your sister. Not sure how that makes me an idiot?

    Not knowing how the caps lock key works though....

  • That was sexy. I'm popping a daddy boner.

  • omg hahaaha that suxs dude broken hip?

  • I hope you got seriously injured.

  • lol, hows your mum? I've not seen her in a while.

  • Your a faggot and i hope you die.

  • Ah, a true keyboard warrior. Bless.

  • he needs to buy a skateboard.

  • lol retard ya :D

  • lol, retard... funny tho.

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