Vampires&Klingons.

[ohkaylah]

I will find you a Vampire and then you can help me find a Shape Shifter :]]

[Bassstylerz100]

and being a vampire is not romantic

[Bassstylerz100]

i am one i am a creature of darkness i have the black gift alot of my kind is drawn to the internet if you would like to become one you have to go through death when your about to die i will let you have the dark gift to messege me if you have questions andcompares us to twilight you insult me when you do that dont

[sherissethompson]

you look like my sister!! lmao trippy

[RainFroest86]

LMAO Ur the funnies person and truthfully i have ever meet (seeing ur vlog) lol And ur right vampires are sexy

[xxmomoxx1963]

ask Lara K Hamillton....I know you read her shit...it rocks

[UnderTheRoses]

I loved the whitest asian thing, made me laugh,

good vid! I likey.

[LihSisi]

What is the "Fun" to live for ever?

Wouldn´t be bored....??

See the same thing?

And if u wanna be a vampire...then u need kill pleople...and that is not good!

[silenceofthepixel]

Lol, Very fuuny. You should check out a new series that has just finished on BBC3 (uk television) the Series is called:

BEING HUMAN A must watch.

On the Vampire novels Try CARRION COMFORT by DAN SIMMONS.

If there are Vampires in the world, (by this a person who lives solely by feeding on Blood only, like the Vampire Bat or leech). One certainly would of been drawn to you a long time ago.  V---V

So you're probably going to have to do with the other type of 'vampires' on here...

[Tabiannax84x]

Sexy Vigilante Vamp...you could so pull it off. lol

[NavtajCloisFanatic]

Lol :D

I absolutely love twilight <3

[InferusExitium]

i wold eat them and the world wold be a better place lolol

[cupcakesWhale]

JENNY!!!!! i want edward too!!

[tomken8dy]

Me and toolgirl150

Or maybe Zahn and the Day Walker?

[darkrealm666]

Picard*

[Paxadzor]

uve sucked to much dicks with those hot dsl's but oneday you missed a dick and hit the floor, and thatz y ur teeth is mzzed up :D

[darkrealm666]

The world gets dumber because of your post...

[Paxadzor]

at least its not ignoring me ^^

[supervillan]

hahahha "im like the whitest asain in here" XD and i know some lycans if thats any use XD

[JohnLWright]

Yaya.. you got featured

[steveparkins0n]

They are not that far off from actually being able to stop the aging process... so the only way you will die is through accidents or disease... they say they should have it sorted in about 10 years.... so just look after yoursel till then... Vampy..

[AwesomeMandy]

.... Star Wars does NOT suck.

[oshelton]

Ya karena loe engga 100% asia loe kan 50% bule Jen, makanya loe putih, ngomong-ngomong soal vampire gue lagi demen HBO series called True Blood.

[RobotManGreg]

You're on fire on this episode.

[sagita86]

I always want to be a vampire after Queen of the Dammed...

Lastat... He freakin gorgeous..

[ozstickman]

I dont know about any Vampires but I know where there are some strange weird people!

[PerthPete1]

Good luck with your search Jen. lol.

[Daliwolf]

I am a werewolf.

[jenzatron]

Yes, but I would make sure that we weren't enemies. We'd have a treaty :)

[gleegirloz]

You're too pretty for that!Yep I like the idea of eternity but the other Vampire stuff sucks! Ann Rice? I had a major habit on her stuff,took therapy to beat ;)..be careful!Promise me Jen,always watch your drink,I'm scared to think how fast you'd get if someone slipped you some Lou Reed!For myself that is..I'm tired now,lol! <3 ;P

[1938superman]

I tried to help you out but you didn't even have a coffin.

... rookie! :-)

[Loadie]

You would make a good Klingon. Seriously.

[jenzatron]

I think so too! I have a large forehead so it would totally work :P

[Paritan164]

Oh nooooo. We've lost her to the Smeyer cult! *sadface*

[jenzatron]

I know! I can't help it! Vampires AND romance? OMG! Best combination EVAR.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

No matter how many failed attempts at commenting, youtube will ALWAYS post the "I can't comment" comment. It's quite incredible. Good luck on your quest.

[CanadianNinjaMonkey]

My original comment was far better, but youtube beat the enthusiasm out of me. I'm sorry.

[jenzatron]

Don't be sorry. It's not your fault. When I turn into a vampire, I will kill all the developers.

[JustA11en]

"sucking blood, and all that"

lmao

Eat the bad people. Jenzatron 08'

[jenzatron]

I think it's a great campaign slogan too. Want to be my running mate?

[JustA11en]

You're on!

"We don't need them. It's time to thin the herd."

-Dennis Leary

[SugarSnapz]

ahah i went through the same thing ur going through now, over the summer. Obsession was given a new meaning! :P

[jenzatron]

Isn't it amazing? I read all 4 books in a week. Although Edward just wasn't the same in Breaking Moon.

[SugarSnapz]

it is beyond amazing Jen! those books helped me through a lot. Edward is a bit off in Breaking Moon, he kind of loses his mysteriousness, but either way i still cant help but want him!:P

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

Party all night sleep all day, sounds fun =D

[jenzatron]

Well, see, in the books I've been reading, the vampires don't sleep at all. And they can go out into the sun.. BUT.. it causes a reaction that makes their skin kind of glow. They choose to live in areas that are overcast almost all year round so that they can step outside during the day ;)

[DidntKnowWhatToPut1]

Someone knows there stuff haha ;)

[davidproper]

I've only met psychic vampires. No blood vampires. Sorry.

I'd think immortality would consist largely of boredom.

[jenzatron]

I want the chance though. The chance to live forever. Think of all the things I could do. I could learn a gazillion languages. And get 5 medical degrees. OOOOH.

[davidproper]

I think of all the friends you would have to leave before they noticed you didn't age. All the people you loved that you'd have to hurt when you disappeared so they didn't find out your secret, or so you didn't loose it in a moment of weakness and kill them. The constant relocating. Never truly having a home. Everything you would have to see wither away and die.

Immortality would consist largely of boredom, and pain.

[Br0kenEnGliSh]

I'd suggest for further instruction, read Bram Stoker.

[leadparachute79]

EDWARD IS MIINE!!!

[jenzatron]

Psh. You wish. You can have Emmett or Jasper.

[Gimmeaflakeman]

I will have to yell at you tomorrow for being IN LOVE with a 17 year old IF you are 3 times his age.

I think you would make a great vampire/cannibal. Toolgirl is a vampire.

You have the wisdom in your eyes of a being with a EXPERIENCE....

Yeah! Nice teeth! Half way there!

[jenzatron]

Ha ha ha. You should yell at me for being IN LOVE with a FICTIONAL CHARACTER! I always fall for fictional character. It started when I was about 8 or 9 and was completely in love with MacGyver.

[tomken8dy]

I'm a Day Walker vampire.

I've been 37 for about 800 years....

[chimera15]

Hahaha, if you become a vampire will you make me one? lol at Victor joke.

[chimera15]

You know, buffy explained though, becoming a vampire to that kid in that one episode. You die, and a demon takes up residence in your body and uses you like a puppet, so might be a good way to die, but you should probably think of doing it at 60 or something. lol

[jenzatron]

But I'll be OLD at 60. Lol.

[jenzatron]

Only if you've really thought it through ;)

[chimera15]

Yeah but you'll have vampire strength and stuff, so it won't matter. lol

[chimera15]

If you live a couple lifetimes too, you gotta figure you'll be rich and stuff since you can invest in some new company in the stock market, and wait a few hundred years and the stock will be worth like trillions. So you can be like a rich old vampire cougar with lots of boy toys that you sired. lol

[funkmasteryellow]

I think you have lost it.

[jenzatron]

Yes, I have.

[toolgirl150]

Craziest thought process ever.

oh - and Edward's a pussy. ;)

[jenzatron]

OMG HOW DARE YOU! I will beat your ass.

[bwhahrhr]

vampire-romance novels?

What the...

[jenzatron]

Why is it so hard to believe? Think about Buffy. All that was was a vampire romance series with shitloads of drama along the way. Well, at least for the first few seasons..

[bwhahrhr]

Well I guess Lovecraft & Drama & Romance sounds fun, so I can relate :)

[TrueBlueAustralian]

You could allways get caps to make them look like vampire teeth :)

But i dont think i like the idea of living forever..

[jessyfallstar]

i love edward cullen.

HE'S MINE!

[jenzatron]

PSH! You wish. I will cut you.

He loves ME!

;)

[jessyfallstar]

NO YOU WISH.

EDWARD IS MINE!

we're getting married.