How to get a boyfriend - Be a SLUT

[TheMonotonePictures]

Your voice is gorgeous your face is Gorgeous everything about you is sexalicious!!

[ItsBlackRambo]

I know this is off topic but i love your voice

[tiburcio9999]

your head is like a big EGG

[BlondBoy321]

@cevsbabes I'm from Hertfordshire, England. But other than thate, it don't matter my boy!

[nick74178ify]

your voice is so ugly

[SuperLantano]

LOLOLOLOLLOOLOLOL

[Swizzaify]

Depends on the majority of make up a girl applies on her :P

[BlondBoy321]

Hmmm, if you werent red head, and were blonde, I would bone that scottish accent right out of you little girl.

[cevsbabes]

@BlondBoy321 she's not scottish she's from newcastle

[Lazcanita01]

Men hate make up ??? REALLY ?? Don't think so.

[barkape]

DAMN u are sexy as hell. tan redhead. mm

[Sexbo96t]

Hey if anyone wants to send some nude pics boys or girls send them to Hottie161@yahoo.com.

[Edward9068]

англосаксы! пошли вы все на хууууйй!

[ladylove714]

I can be a slut

[tnadbzsouthparkfan]

I want to fuck u so BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[KieraGoldi]

I love this channel so much. She's so funny :L If you guys could spare a minute to check out my channel, it would be much appreciated :D

[skitzo117]

She looks like the red head off of the YFM video

[1DiscoveryChannel]

u do look like a slut

[TheWheelsa1000]

AT 1:07

[TheWheelsa1000]

HAHA YOU LOOK A SLUTY ZOOMBIE

[Milou4live]

HAHAHAHA you so funny

[remembermorrison]

:thumbup: I laughed.

[vincey10111]

shes veryyy pretty :D thats its



[Noudster12]

I don't like ginger sluts

[ek4608]

catluvva8: ya faggot. Its a mick take yae git goon;)

[elnino559]

no need to slut it up, ur accent is attractive enough

[TaikobouG]

Yah be a slut, guys want the girls that put out.

[BustedMedia]

Wow.....I know this is a satire but everything but everything besides a girl talking about themselves and flirting with other guys is a pretty sure way to get a boyfriend. (maybe not the pick of the litter but none the less a boyfriend)

[catluvva8]

of course the clip is a joke, awesome tips but!

Why use perfume? Put chicken fillets down the their bra? ROFL

Guys & gals VOTE for my comment if u believe men r NOT turned on by: a gal who talks non-stop about herself & nothing else a gal who always orders highest priced foods & drinks a gal who never pays for food & drinks a gal who is always drunk & thinks this means she can "handle" her drink

vote now :D

[xxDaniSWxx]

I understand this is a joke but, RETARDENESS FOR POSTING THIS! T_T Just my opinion though.

[skilledtrailers]

Wait...it's Jordie? Like Newcastle Upon Tine and the like?

[skilledtrailers]

I love British accents. What accent is this? Derby? Welsh? Yorkshire? Manc?

[Straductions]

pretty sure this is a joke, relax guys...

[ramizx69]

Smash.

[TwiddleXTormenT]

Thank God this is a joke. If you were being serious, I would've said something like, "Dang, what a shame. Such an awesome accent and just to waste it on something as totally dumb as this."

[EternalEloquence]

This is kind of hilarious.

[Lazcanita01]

CAAAAAAAAAAALM DOWN, SHE IS JOKING.

[DecemberStar013]

lol n.n wow.

[vartart99]

there is no man who will like all that nonsense - do makeup like a clown, make him to take you to expensive places even though she might be a psycho, slip with him asap, etc. there are lots of confused idiots who will get impressed by that nonsense, and it turns out to be they are majority based on these dumb comments. No wonder when I talk with women many, especially the trashy ones who are worthless think so high of themselves. Idiots like you met those women for sure.

[vudu8ball]

KABUKI BABY!!!  LOL

[sbdhhi1]

If a bitch got the most expensive thing on the menu.. I ain't paying for shit!

[Roserouse96]

Love it and it's true lolz this made me laugh x

[MrBetchduck]

Thats a wierd looking kitchen.

[talyybabyy12345]

1:09 hahahahahah saaaahhhh sexxxxyyyy ;)

[talyybabyy12345]

"fake it with an orange foundation" ;)

[Lazcanita01]

OMFG, SHE IS JOKING, SO STOP GIVING HER ALL THIS SHIT,

[CCFOX118]

WHAT THE FUCK U FUCKIN STUPID

[ololololololism]

The level of stupidity of these comments are just.... can you see its a joke?

[molly4bitchez]

LOLOL x) this is funny

[facebookwannab]

Is this witch evn from america caus her voice is gettin on my las freakin nerve

[MapOfCydonia]

@facebookwannab AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Kill yourself.

[LoanerTheOn]

@facebookwannab omg your stupid

[vtecAE86]

most men H8T MAKE UP

[StageForHire]

@vtecAE86

Um, no. They think they do, but they don't.

[dijonay971]

@StageForHire haha, I agree...

[jayc342009]

@vtecAE86 Most? Lol i like a girl with makeup. Don't generalise.

[MrGreenSnot]

@vtecAE86 its a joke...

[Psychlone137]

@vtecAE86 aint that the truth

[tallblackpunk]

i wanna run train on this bitch lol

[Peglaar]

may have to subscribe....that was a mint video lol

[purecakeification]

As a guy I can say this make up trick worked for me - go for it girls.

[epowermakeup]

this made me laugh soooooo much

[MsFluffyBlackAngel]

If you follow these "tips" then you either don't usually get much attention or you're a complete idiot! If you don't then maybe you realized she's joking :)

[DEDICATlON3]

i typed in slut in the search bar coz i was bored.

[madisondharp]

Thats a bit full on if i'm honest, but hey if it works fer you then gd on you! :D

[PanicAtTheDisco5194]

And this is why so many people are trying to bring attention to Slut Shaming. This is trying to make women ashamed of their sexuality. Slut Shaming is wrong. People like you make me sick.

[prodigyisallmine]

is this a fucen joke who wuld want to be a slut wel ppl but wtf look how she put her make up on

[MsSchizophrenic13]

So this is just you making fun of those kind of girls? Wow.. I feel bad now but.. yeah.. this joke has a good point..

[3871spectateur]

ok u talked a lot it2s time to suck ur black boyfriend's dick

[TheEurythmicsFan]

Ha, I almost laughed once.

[DJAZAlwayz]

the title is more attractive then you , so why would u want to be my girlfriend by being a slut when i would turn around and fuck ur friends and still skank you in the shower at night......before you reply , just ask me if i give a fuck....... no no no seriously......just ask me

[mrballmuncher69er]

your a fag...

[Pcolmenero]

@mrballmuncher69er YOU'RE* an idiot for not knowing the difference between "you're" and "your"

[othtinorbit1]

Go to othtinornit1 some guuud underground music expecially the track fuck me good!Wooooooooo

[TheCandyQueen95]

Does she have a mustache tattoo on her finger?

[MrRunkuttaja]

hei beibi annatkos vähän pilluusi

[90insomniac]

I like the picture of you in the background c;

[foshizzle123ful]

Remember kids, she's not a slut, if she's acting for a camera."foshizzle"

[HearthCricket]

I cannot BELIEVE the world is AS fucking retarded STUPID as these comments are showing. You can SEE it's a JOKE as soon as she starts smearing make up all over her face...WOW....we need a mass extinction event for all the dumb motherfucking retards!!!!

[Gwarner20002]

@HearthCricket i keep telling people, to have game called Minefield Football, keep population down and it'd be better than watching UFC. At the same time, have the gladiator ring.

[hellokittyh8r]

you're adorable and funny:)

[dr3d3d]

Half of the comments here is why I believe the world would do well with a mass extinction event... Survival of the fittest has gone out the window, if you cant tell this is a joke the very second she starts applying the makeup you are a complete idiot. I love how the comments improve after she put a disclaimer saying its a joke you people are just as bad if you needed that.

[TheSAQOA]

If she had a cock in her mouth, she wouldent be talking so much shit, how about i facefuck her?

[14legendHenry]

put chicken fillets down ya bra, hahahahahahahahah!

[obhutara]

Did he just dump you?! You dint have to do any of this.

[MegaDubstepChannel]

Aryt all the americans and stuff, shes Geordie, from Newcastle. Nice place, but doesnt beat dundee;)

[Lazcanita01]

I know video is a joke, but its still kind of true. Most of guys LOVE fake sluts

[LadyMiserabel]

R u irish?

[98customftw]

Shes hot xD

[leletto1980]

those who are not born with her pussy will never understand these choices

[salice26]

and i didnt miss any grammer besides capatalization cuz its easier 2 write everything shorter.

[salice26]

Kittywhiskers1000

im irish and if u were irish u would understand the history between the irish and the british. and my cousin wrote the other comment that i posted cuz we share a utube acount. she wrote that comment and i knew it was a joke. so get ur facts straight b4 u say rude things.

[iHuskeyy]

You are beautiful.

[flyer3008]

omfg, lmao, 

[jabhitmove]

TOP LASS.

[myjanuary151987]

Fuck sluts! They deserve this.

[SuperWhatAVideo]

Haha this is hilarous :)

[Nemoemo6]

Maybe British or Russian people

*step 5*

[GagaCrazy17]

yuck, 

[salice26]

i didnt c it im sry dont blow up at me...dont need 2 such a bitch

[OhhhSpider]

you looked so much hotter before 37

[1334yoyo]

dont talk about your self cuz its annoying and rude js

[1334yoyo]

she is a fucking fag i swar

[MOZZWIGAN]

ID BANG HER

[robertanatalie]

If you did not get this was sarcasm by the time the eyeshadow went on....I really worry for you

[salice26]

ur an idiot. men dont want girls with boobs or ass or loads of make up. if hes a good guy then he will luv u 4 ur natrual beauty. u dont need 2 b a slut.

so u and ur british or english ass can fuck off!

[Lazcanita01]

@salice26

The only person who is an idiot here is you darling. She did put a disclaimer that this video was a joke. Can you not read ?

[Kittywhiskers1000]

@salice26 Erm, first of all; fuck you for having a dig at British people. Second of all; this was a joke, so you're the idiot for not realizing that. Even if you didn't see the annotation, this is still OBVIOUSLY a joke. Thirdly; even if this wasn't a joke, learn to spell and use proper grammar before calling someone an idiot.

[321hug]

I suspect you spend the night telling them about your job......... behind the counter in some god awful shop.

Good luck getting through the rest of your life. I think you're gonna need it.

[bennettchimp]

I think she is lovely.....:)

[gaming1239]

1:07 Lol

[theboarman]

id tie you up and kick the shit out of you >: (

[domGster]

this is how to pull if your from Newcastle, oh apart from the money thing

[pearphone1]

Omg what a fucking bitch, i just wanna slap you, dirty motherfucker!!!

[KayleeCherrette]

this is a weird compliment but you have perfect eyebrows.

[mizzfrosty1]

Doesn't anyone realize she is faking? Or are u all just going along with it?

[1997yagmur]

you guys realise she drew a moustache on her finger?... xD

[craigyt1]

I love sluts

[bben95]

those are all the best ways to be a bad girlfriend lol except the one about putting out on the first date

[carlosinglos]

She's takin the piss you idiots lol

[SwaggerJagger3]

OMG none of that is True!!! And btw learn how to put ur makeup on.

[funnyvideosbob]

god i hate sluts

[GeorgiaHampson123]

The make-up at the starts looks terrible!

[ArghCake]

Orange on orange.

[MsRazbun]

THANKS SO MUCH I GOT THREE BOYFRIENDS IN ONE NIGHT USING THESE TIPS!! <333333 

[misskatieeberriee]

how to get a men attracted to you? wear loads of makeup, men love it. they don't wear makeup? and it's called "being an easy target to men." they're only trying to get into your knickers and your letting them. not a good idea hun.

[cutiepie2o11]

@misskatieeberriee can u not read ITS A JOKE

[RayThrushwood]

British people make me sick ! Why don't they brush their yellow ass teeth

[Kittycatriona]

@RayThrushwood "Yellow ass teeth"???? People have teeth in their ass?

[Michaela2035]

@RayThrushwood

Shut your mouth you twat we dont want to see your peerly whites might blind us brits! snoby much.

[XDsings]

@shamelessfootfucker I hope you know this is a joke.....

[GeordieLass04]

It's hilarious how many people don't realise this video is a joke..bloody hell, keep the videos coming, I love them!!

[mffun1]

DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT A JOKE IS?!?!?! honestly you people r crazy

[shamelessfootfucker]

Wow everything she sais is completely backwards. Men don't like the chase. Men like shy fragile girls. Men don't like it when it seems like the female is just with them because they can provide money for them. wow don't listen to this stupid bitch. She probably got all that bullshit from watching Mtv or something,

[shamelessfootfucker]

If you're pale stay that way, cuz pale girls are hot as hell.

[MateandMatey]

shes taking the piss you fuckheads

[MisssJunebug721]

I absolutely LOVE your videos your hilarious. That is a killer poster behind you where is it from?

[JBokmin]

lol im pretty sure its a joke

[ForeverJaime0204]

men , don't like loads of makeup ? , and you shouldn't have to be a slut to get a guy that's just embarrasing and i can gaurentee guys don't like orange faces

[fapperstillgonnafap]

haha, freaking funny

[SadisticScott]

slut = woman with the morals of a man

[dangeruss]

show your titties bitch

[rk1994rocks]

@haideeandkatie i wanna rape u

[victoriaindigo]

So funny, love your videos

[NicoleOlano]

Pause at 1:09......

[xxtream23]

How to get a woman!

1. Make sure your a man

2. Show your muscles

3. Instead of kissing there cheeks in first date, kiss there mouth is such a turn on

4. Tell them they look ugly with all that clothes, maybe can loosen up

5. Flirt with them by talking about there tits or ass.

6. If you tell em to run make sure they chase after you.

7. When you go out and eat to any resturant even taco places, make sure to give them the money worth usually whatever guys spend on girls make sure starts $8 drrlz hr

[uberd0gAlpha]

I approve this message

[bitchilovu]

Hell ya! Sex on the first date, that is my kinda girl!!

[camelfire1986]

yeah babe

[Jacowski13]

love *

[Jacowski13]

naaah man dont lobe make up -.- 

[faunos51]

Be a man. A Real man.

[RiseLiveDie]

This was super funny x) great job ^…^ by the way you are super gorgeous and I love your accent. :)

[kutkinderen]

you are loooooow 

[blackparadeMCRmy]

OMG

i'm lauhing so hard

i love you.

[DigitDugit]

god i crack up during this whole thing!!! and ur accent is so awesome! "now what man wouldnt wanna kiss that?" tooo funny! :)

[MartyredxMaiden]

hahahahahaah this is so funny! great sarcasm :)

[glamrockprincess85]

Haha that's fuuunnnnyyy

[TacoDemon210]

LoL!

[ChloeNicholas1]

ummmm i dont think being a slag would work...cuz ugly gurls cover themselves in make up...and then most of them have a vile personality :L try again

[peacedivas2011]

Um actually boys like girls natural face, there not a big fan of makeup

[TeenyTinyPea]

The best bit was clearly the lipgloss glugging out! Also, I'd never realised how many people didn't 'get' sarcasm till I started reading the comments for these videos :/ obviously they're missing out!

[asherjbarp]

YOUR ACCENT IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING... FUNNY THO