Dylan Moran - What It Is - Live Part 5

[derangedband]

the final part of this video reminds me of my self back with my first ever girl friend xD Its all a learning curve! :D

[BaldLocks]

I got you a feken present on the way home, did you get me a present did you, did you? WANT SOME PIE?

[mightynurse]

love him... but is it just me or is his hand (the one holding the microphone) kind of shaking a lot?

[lnfreeman]

@mightynurse yeah, maybe cause he's pissed? or tired?

[PushingPies]

0:40 "You know, asdfzxcvvvyugfdsrfle..."

One day I'll make a compilation of all his 'searching for words' noises.

[MarekUtd]

ALL THAT VIOLENCE ITS DISGUSTING......FUCK ME!!!

haha great line!

[scbumgarner]

I want a knitted ceiling cosy... :(

[supermomochan]

...i love you....hahahahaha comedic genius XD

[Stacc001]

@traubista

Yes! - And commenting on ideas rather than people will make Dylan Moran stay relevant far after the celebrities he could have taunted are dead.

[sunfighter15]

How does he not laugh whilst doing this? It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

[merseywhogirl]

"knitting a ceiling cozy" brilliant

[hieronymusboschful]

Is that an actual song he sings? The one that's playing at the back of his head?

[JamesJaceable]

The pie is to go with the gravy he offered her in the disco, or the whatever it's called now.

[Lolznator]

Just how would exactly this not be recorded LIVE?

[NightinGal89]

"all this violence is disgusting, F*CK me!" =)) . He's right.

[NightinGal89]

sunsets were for protestants..ahahaha. priceless.

[Aussiebearddragon96]

i love it how he always seems he is drunk :D

[dogfry5d1]

@Aussiebearddragon96 Cause he always is... :L

[Madsys101]

i think i'd better go get myself a vanity table XD

[Frangm18]

should we worry anout the shaking of his right hand?

[SatanicRev]

@Frangm18 You stand in front of thousands of people, all there expecting you to make each and every one of them laugh, see if your hand shakes :P

[wbascara]

Even though I am a lapsed Catholic, I think will be giving up looking at sunsets for this year's lent.

[sezshy]

whats a land line?

[RIPDime4eva]

@sezshy

A normal phone (as opposed to a mobile).

[JoeDohh]

@allyndeimos He really does look like stephen fry in that bit. That's pretty weird.

[allyndeimos]

kill ppl with a label gun!

sunsets are for protestants!

they're missing on this fantastical look of theoretical hair.

a woman remembers something you said SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO!

i was with ralph!you know ralph, the one who smells of cucumber! ... you want some pie.

gods, i love this man.

and he looks like stephen fry at 10:16. o.o

[irishpride664]

@ 2:05 dude, it's called 4chan.

[ahdeath2007]

Hes actually completely right about the brain the frontal lobe take in information and tries to make sense of stuff then the periferal lobe processes that information and tried to cognitively use that information and the temperal lobe stores long term memories ie the song playing in the last pub

[suskabellaa]

@ahdeath2007 The temporal lobe is actually right above the ear, he said it was the back of the head which is really the optical lobe which controls eye vision.

[matthewjpr]

@TretasYT there's artistic "vision". And there are blind people who understand perspective, so there is another kind of vision than from the eye, but I must agree, it's (basically) redundant

[suskabellaa]

@TretasYT @TretasYT The primary visual cortex in the "occipital lobe" is what's located at the back of the head.. it has nothing to do with memory. Nerve impulses (ie. information) usually gets transferred to other parts of the brain for recognition and meaningful processing, usually the PARIETAL lobe. Vision is not controlled by the temporal lobe.. and long term/short term memory is controlled my the temporal lobe, WHICH IS NOT at the back of the head.

[TretasYT]

@suskabellaa - I advise you to read "Insights into temporal lobe function and its relationship to the visual system", by Kim Staiman. "Perietal" was a typo (corrected), and I never said the occipital lobe had anything to do with memory.

In case you're referring to Dylan, and completely missed the joke, he said "the back of your brain" because when you can't stop thinking about something (ex., a song), you use the expression "stuck at the back of my head".

[TretasYT]

@suskabellaa - There is no "optical lobe", the lobe at the back of the head is called "occipital". And when you say "eye vision"... as opposed to what kind of vision, exactly? In any case, vision (in humans) is greatly controlled by the parietal and temporal lobes.

[suskabellaa]

@TretasYT I'm not talking about what he said, i'm talking about what you said.. why line up all your explanations like that and get everything right except for the last part? the "temperal" lobe? Look, I was just correcting you.. it seemed as though you thought the back of the brain actually was the temporal lobe.. you know, with all you're explaining and so forth. Obviously I got the joke, I just thought you didn't.. you could be extremely stupid.

[TretasYT]

@suskabellaa - First, nowhere did I write "temperal lobe". Second, I specifically wrote "the lobe at the back of the head is called occipital" (you had called it "the optical lobe, which controls eye vision"), so how exactly did "it seem as though I thought the back of the brain actually was the temporal lobe"...? My first post ever on this thread was specifically about how it's called "occipital", and not "optical".

[suskabellaa]

@TretasYT Oh yeah, that's right.. it was somebody else which had nothing to do with you..

[Edikae]

sunsets were for protestants.

[sdb4884]

This is not nostalgia, i have no time for nostalgia, all that rubbish people going on about "two dollars for a mars bar! I remember when.." "WHAT what do you remember? Fucking slavery! Shutup."

<3 i love him so!

[triuqs1469]

"a woman remembers something your said 17 YEARS AGO!!!"

lol

[theshireissaved]

hes holding on to that mic for dear life lol

[rhiannonlhart]

"All that violence! It's disgusting! Fuck me."

[rhiannonlhart]

"All that violence! It's disgusting! Fuck me."

[MidgetTall16]

"hi how are you hahahahahahaha" i loled so hard

[TheEireFox]

Fucking iTouch.as I was trying to say it's amazing how Dylan can take social trends like furries and just tear them apart in his pissed way.more comics should possess that skill of just ripping up topics others wouldn't touch.

[TheEireFox]

I want to

[Subtletiesaplenty]

lol mud

[lostinthesuburbz]

"Knitting a ceiling cosy"

[RKO1492]

"You want some pie?"

[TheBlueorigami]

"Two dollars for a Mars bar!  I remember when--"

"What? What do you remember?! Fackin' slavery! Shut up!"

[SkywaldHorrormood]

Women have memories - short, medium, long - they've got it all.

[essen961]

Sunsets are for protestants!

LMAO

[traubista]

What I like about Dylan Moran and Eddie Izzard - that they are effortlessly funny - and they don't need to slag off others or be mean. Anyway surrealistic images from someone's head is always much more entertaining than faults of famous people.

[WuskymuteLover]

@traubista Yay Dylan and Eddie two of my absolute favorite comedians :)

[Vault101Reject]

@traubista how the hell could you compare Moran with Izzard?

[DannieShaw1990]

@Vault101Reject he didn't compare them atall... he said they don't make fun of other people and that makes them better than comedians that just hate on famous people.

[RawwCookieDough]

@traubista 

[RawwCookieDough]

Respond to this video...  I like them both,....Funniest guys ever!

[lesliemon]

@traubista Try Ross Noble too

[gothwannabe037]

@traubista Same with Dane Cook. :D

[DForSpiD]

@gothwannabe037 Dane Cook is not funny, he's annoying

[RyleeStrange]

@traubista 'cept he just told his entire audience they're boring...is that not slagging someone else off?

[nedmumf]

@traubista those are my two all time favorite comedians 

[SheldrakeHolmes]

HI HOW ARE YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[RanpatMcMurphy]

This guy is a world class comedian but don't be fooled in thinking this is all random. It's a very well thought out and calculated set. It's just his tone and body language that makes it seem like random blurts.

[xzarmonty4]

@RanpatMcMurphy Definitely. This is one of my favorite things about this guy!

[sivvyx01]

@RanpatMcMurphy Agreed. He is an intelligent man, who makes it seem he is child-like and randomly spitting out great lines...Which makes him as great as he is - he thinks about what he says. x

[TougeBoss]

@RanpatMcMurphy Put him in drag and he's Eddie Izzard #2

[shorinjiryuu]

@RanpatMcMurphy I think its better to be ignorant to that fact. Kind of like ignorance to magic tricks and how it makes them so good! =)

[Maphysto]

@RanpatMcMurphy Yeah, you can tell it's well thought out. He strikes a wonderful balance between straight comedy and non-sequiters.

[SoulMusic121]

@RanpatMcMurphy Absolutely. The joke in particular that starts "the brain is the simplest organ in the body. it only has three bits:" is incredibly well-constructed. Set 'em up, leave 'em hanging, and then knock 'em down. Perfect.

[222dannyu]

@RanpatMcMurphy oi are u and traubista some kind of devine geniouses who wanted to see who could get the most likes?

[Angelblood96]

@RanpatMcMurphy DON'T RUIN THE MAGIC XD

[jjcondon001]

Dis guy makes me proud to be irish. Only an irish person could get drunk, go on a stage and give out about random stuff and still be dis funny.

[maoristereo]

i want pie

[eprouse1]

modern/ scottish george carlin

[LastCommand]

@eprouse1 he's not scottish. He's irish lol

[irishchrisc]

@eprouse1 Ahem! Irish.. He is not at all like George Carlin. More like Eddie Izzard. Carlin was a lot more cynical, but great.

[Derricotte89T]

"...knitting a ceiling cosy, let her get on with it!" lmao!!!

[mrtnkelly]

"Spreading Jam into envelopes, polishing an onion with her feet."

[pollface123]

i think im in love with Dylan Moran /:

[munky3691]

i want pie :3

[nuwifflix]

5 people were clearly drunker than Dylan and struggled to hit the like button- shame on you!

[lyraelx]

"i can't get involved with all the murders you need to do to get this shit out of your system" - fucking brilliant

[ThatsSpiffing]

apart from this, and his other shows in my opinion the funniest thing this man has ever done is say 'Roweeeeeeeeeeeeeena' in black books. i loove him

[nuwifflix]

@ThatsSpiffing 100% agree!!!!

[Smythe705]

Fuck the three bastards who disliked Dylan

[FragileLittleAngel]

a woman remembers something you said-- 17 YEARS AGO!!!

[javaretia]

SO FUCKING AWESOME! TRUE ABOUT WOMEN!!!! 

[gloomyoutlook]

that levitation gag is fucking classy

[gOtHiCxAnGeLxox]

"I got you a feckin present on the way home! Did you get me a present; did you? DID YOU?...-You want some pie?"

~I laughed so hard that I drove myself into a violent coughing fit...and once I got over it (red-faced and all), I laughed some more! ^^

[SuperJos3ph]

I'm rubbing my nipples and there getting harder

[dannyboyfour]

This is all brilliant minus the sexism.

[clockwise3559]

fuck those 3 people that dont like dlyan

[CJs0mething]

fucking brilliant!

[Conspiracyknowledge]

this guy is a damn genius.

[permian88]

this is my kind of comedy

[Metallicarule1991]

what i quite like is to get a couple of scoops of mushy peas, put one under each arm and fling myself at a wall, i dont know what it is, i just feel wanted. haha lmao

[Miakanstrup]

I love him! :D

[piratesandrebels]

ahaha hes hilarious!! sexyyyy too!! hehe was soo shocked wen i noticed he was in shawn of the dead eh hahah

[statnak5]

"and a nine speed, duel shaft, tripple action-no that's a different time! a different time!!" haha

[Nomorebiscuits]

Holy fuck, this guy is so funny I literaly have to pause the video so I can drink my coffee without spitting it out laughing.

[DarkTalos]

@Nomorebiscuits Nice. Iam drinking beer but Its the same for me

[LtKaraWade]

I actually have all those "different time" woman things... and I'm 24. :D I value them things!

[234addict]

fuckin ledgend

[MoranLover]

"A man does not know how he came by the half of pie is holding in his hand..."

"Don't speak to me like that anyway! I got you a fucking present on the way home, did you get me a present? Did you? Did you?! ...You want some pie?"

LMAO! Pure genius.

Btw, excuse my username, I made it a while ago... :P

[8ashtraygirl8]

Furries is a sex thing...

[lennic95]

"Do you want some pie?" lol

[lennic95]

He's so cute! Just look at his hair! ;)

[threescarfmetal]

"you want some pie"?!

I couldnt stop laughing for ages.

[alia313]

I have to try the mushy peas thing.

[enigmadragonwings]

does anyone know what the song he is singing is called?

if it's actually real ofc. :P

[boykin1324]

@enigmadragonwings 50's hit: At the Hop by Danny & the Juniors

[enigmadragonwings]

@boykin1324 thank you!! it's been driving me mad XP

[boykin1324]

@enigmadragonwings  :) welcome.

[Sayang157]

She could be squirting jam into envelopes...and we respected that, cause it was none of your fucking business!! lol

[elpanch0]

A man doesn't know how he came about the half a pie he is holding in his hand

lol

[listyspisty]

'sunsets are for protestants.' so funny.

[PoorTobiKun]

"I can't get involved in all the murders you need to comit to get this shit out of your system."

[KefeQT]

MY dear god this guy made me die from laughter

[angellollypop]

Is he drunk permanently? Coz hes shaking... sill bloody halarious though. xD

[AdmaHimself]

@angellollypop He stopped drinking quite a while ago when he's on tour.

[angellollypop]

Oh I see. so is he putting an act on??

[AdmaHimself]

@angellollypop Yup he is. He became known for his drunk persona, but it started to interfere with his family. So he quit, but now acts it out. You'll notice in some comedy festivals he drinks from a glass of wine, but doesnt actually drink from it. It never gets any lower.

[troumer]

Adding to what AdmaHimself already said, the shaking is also b/c he used to have horrible stage-fright. I'd imagine he still does to a lesser extent. There used to be some clips of his very early stand upon here, but they've been down for a while--he just stood completely still and his hands shook even worse. I'd guess--but don't know for certain--that both the actual excessive drinking and the 'drunk persona' came about as a way to fight the nervousness.

[Kgv1]

The top comment in part 4:- whats all the hassle about, "its a fucking bun"!

Brilliant, simple, but truly brilliant...comedy entertainment at its "irish best".

[freelancergin]

polishing an onion with her feet

[ioet]

LOL he could be some sort of politician with his remarkable rousing way of speaking hahaha

[Pamathey]

Sunsets were for Protestants. LOL! I was wondering why I like them so much! Catholics can keep their mud! ;)

[19dec1981]

hey... now why do say that, you'll just start a debate and all the sectarian morons will start going nuts on here... lets just enjoy this great piece of stand up :)

(ps: im neither catholic or protestant just for the record)

[Pamathey]

I say that for two reasons. 1) Because HE said it and I was laughing at it and 2) Because I still have the right to express myself. I'm not starting a debate, and I WAS enjoying it, thank you.

[DeadWhiteButterflies]

"all this violence! It's disgusting...Fuck me!"

LMFAO!!!!!

[pokadotpanzer]

awesome actor.

[Spoonbender85]

Lol at the bit about furries. It's nice to see a comedian who DOESN'T hate furries. Nobody chooses what turns them on. You can either lie to yourself for your entire life, or try and make the best of things. This man is a genius! :D

[kvn8907]

Some people would be turned on by the things at 5:45.

Rule 36, you know.

[elpanch0]

@kvn8907 34

[kvn8907]

No, I meant 36.

Rule 36 of the internet says, and I quote:

"If it exists, someone has a fetish for it. No exceptions."

[NeroAngelo616]

@kvn8907 Fail....

That's Rule 34.

[kvn8907]

@NeroAngelo616 You really don't know any more than one of the rules of the internet, do you? There are 47 other rules of the internet besides rule 34. So correcting me is like someone mentioning an AK-74 and you going "NO! It's AK-47!"

[NeroAngelo616]

@kvn8907 Yeah, I'm aware of the other rules, but I might not be the first to tell you that. I mean you know, how the internet is "serious buisness".

[kvn8907]

@NeroAngelo616 Ah good. Perhaps you're smarter than I thought. ;-)

[woodstock2204]

sunsets were for protestants. <-- greatest observation on religion in the history of the world? maybe.

[Vortex289]

Dylan Moran's mind is so diffrent from his appearance. He simplifies things and acts drunk, all the while reaching philosophical conslusions, that he may not even agree with. And that's difficult if you acctually need to voice such things.

[derrynator]

haha my Latin teacher used to say "back in the time when men were men and women were men and children were men!!!!!"

[Suesen87]

I remember...What? What d'u remember? F**king slavery. Shut up LMAO

Absolute genius

[NZacoustic]

I GOT U A FECKIN PRESENT ON THE WAY HOME DID U?...DID U? want some pie? XD

[jeracaruna9]

The man is just so uniquely witty "What I quite like, is to get a couple of scoops of mushy peas... stick one under each arm and fling myself at a brick wall!" LOL

[diogomor]

The 3 parts of the brain bit is hilarious!

[deadgirl82]

06:00 to 06:15 GENIUS! lol!!!

[dominatory]

When he says "Woman Remember" he sounds like an old car trying to start up.

[Andinator]

Weird statement, but true!

[ArekkuTrax]

@dominatory I can totally see what you mean XD

[arkhangelsk]

best comment EVER.

[Cross3dPoisons]

he is more sophisticated with his stand up the most other comedians

[jonmarklong]

best yet

[Genomatekk]

"I can't get involved in all the murders you need to commit to get this shit out of your system!"

[Juggalo20072]

what, what do you remember, fucking slavery, shut up lol

[Scoob505]

the best comedian in the world, i am serious.

[aneet84]

@Scoob505 Dylan Moran and Robin Williams

[balzovic]

@aneet84 you are totally right!

check inside the actors studio - robin williams

best show ever!

[rileyronco]

@balzovic so true!! i almost died laughing! he's brilliant when he stopped answering questions and free-styled for about 5 minutes!

[err058]

@Scoob505 I tried to thumb you up as I was laughing and I missed, sry :(

[x0rielx]

you know ralph, the one who smells like cucumber

[RPATZ11]

its a fuckin bun lol lol

[lucifersgarden]

Fucking furries.

[legofmunch]

super duper

[glebber]

@legofmunch agree. i very much agree. :D