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  • SHOw ME THE CARFAX DAMMIT

  • the cayman is better looking than a 911 0r any other for that matter,and is fast and more powerful than a boxster and will do nearly 180 mph ,hardly a girls car clearly anyone who makes that statement is a fool

  • They should've used a Porsche Cayman R.

  • @TheCarVlogger No. Either 135i vs Cayman S or 1M Coupe vs Cayman R.

  • @RicardoSS85 Well yes obviously, that was assumed. It'd be ridicules to put a cayman R against a 135i. I was talking about upping the game and using top of the line 1 series and cayman.

  • @TheCarVlogger That would be a race. But I think Porsche is really selling its badge here - for the same price tag, 1 series beats it everytime. I mean, the 1M Coupe (340hp)costs as much as the Cayman (245hp) here in Portugal (73.000€). Ridiculous.

  • This version of topgear is shit

  • the BMW sucks balls

  • @neilkayton How do you know?

  • lol @ 1:36 !!!

  • its bimmer beemer refers to bmw motorcycles

  • @ 1:25, Jason is wrong. It´s a twin scroll turbo. Not twin turbos...

    Good car and good show anyway!

    (Porsche is also nice...)

  • Nope not really in America.Chicks like muscle car I have a cayman myself and people say is a chick mobile.

  • @megadallas16 damn dude..what state are you in? I'm down here in SoCal..

  • Can someone answer this question for me: CAN A GOODLOOKING COLLEGE DUDE PICK UP CHICKS IN A CAYMAN S??? ty

  • @rancid253 Off course, if your still in collage and have a porsche, well i don't have to explain more.

  • @1MoneyTalks Why is that? Do you have personal experience with this matter?

  • @rancid253 Not very personal , but I have a friend who has "only" a second hand boxster, when he parks his porsche on the school parking or the "club" parking , he get a "lot" off questions or refferings about his car, like, wow is it really your car? The car isn't everything, but it's a great advantage to pick up women vs the guy who hasn't a that "special" car e.g. He doesn't always have to make the first move, a subject to talk to and last women look at money even when they don't admit.. :)

  • @1MoneyTalks oh right on..which state does ur friend go to school in? Im in Southern California..it might be kinduv different out here.

  • @1MoneyTalks Lol, u guys are not that cool, Boxster is for barbies and is not that expensive, u get a Porsche labeled car for almost....nothing.... the 911 is the real deal...

  • @JVlaSSaCrE And why is the boxster for barbies? Because it's the cheapest of the range? So the gallardo would also be a barbie car because it's the cheapest lamborghini.

  • @1MoneyTalks because it got a goofy and girly look (just like the audi tt) and weak specs; here in my country u see a lot of 18 years old girls driving a boxter, wearing shorts and bikinis and showing their blond hair. Now the gallardo...... lol........ the gallardo its the cheapest lambo, but its on a different category, damn it has what, a v10 engine..... Sure the Boxter is a Porsche, a very special one... for girls

  • @rancid253 Yes, why not?

  • A BMW beating a Porsche. What is this world coming too. Indeed. Perhaps the Porsche needed a set of Michelin Pilot Sport Cup tires, a warm up lap and then it would nail the corners. Personally I lose the backend on mine in corners all the time but only because I nail it to the wall. A BMW will NOT stand up to race track abuse all day and then service as a grocery getter all week. A Porsche will hammer nails at the track all day and then drive you home. As a car collector I speak from experience.

  • BMW M1 = Cayman R

    BMW 135 = Cayman S

    BMW 128 = Cayman

    They are not comparing the correct vehicle line up in the clip.

    Therefore this video is for entertainment purposes only.

    It seems that they are just trying to show how a twin turbo BMW can beat a highly renown sports brand such as Porsche, but it is a bottom line one at that...

  • @blinstrub First of all you can't compare a Cayman to a 128i. The BMW 128i is only available in the US and this show is filmed in Britain. There is a 125i in Europe, but it only has 218hp, which is not enaugh to be compared to a 245hp Cayman, whic is also lighter.

    Second of all you could compare a 135i to a Cayman, because they already said that the 135i costs 6000 Pounds less. And so what if the 135i is more powerful. it is 260kg heavier and has 2 more seats and a bigger boot than the Cayman.

  • but the bmw has more hp x( not fair

  • 50 lb dog food bag makes the front end perfect. My dads 911 does the same

  • NOW LETS GO TO XVIDEOS

    

  • fastest bmw 1 with double turbo vs slowest cayman. So what you proved is: 99% of all regular bmw 1 series cant pull this off, only the fastest but only just with a small margin...

    the midget bmw is still not a very cool car for a guy. Its nice for girls but men want the m3 or m5. Not the 1.

  • @kukelz yet you are comparing a car that still costs $10,000 less....put a few thousand into the 135i and you can probably beat most if not all the caymans, and still have a few grand in pocket...plus the ability to carry more than 2 people (though they won't be very comfortable in the back seat).

    And thanks...but I'd take a 135i over an M3 any day....I love me some boost =D

  • You would only buy a Porsche Cayman if you couldn't afford a 911. Plus the Porsche is all ugly and it's a Porsche so it will drink fuel like a alcoholic drinks beer.

  • @jonny2k100 ever driven a porsche for a few months? dont think so, very unqualified statement

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  • I h8 this guys voice. 5thgear is good tho

  • I wish people would get off Fifth Gear's bollocks - you know when you're going into it that it's not going to be Top Gear, so don't expect it to be. It's like getting into a BMW 328i and expecting an M3's performance.

  • these boys can drive

  • bimmer looks like a midget running with the big boys, surprised it won but with all that power, what did you expect!

  • Goddammit even a car show reviewer doesn't even know that Bimmers aren't Beamers?

  • @thekkl i know right? it pisses me off

  • An idiot driving a Porsche is still................an idiot. Please get Brazilian or Italian drivers

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  • A mid-engined drifting contest???? Really? Man this show really does suck.

  • This Show Sucks...!!!!!!!

  • a proper car programme, not a bunch of incompetant c'#*s that talk utter sh1te and do stupid tests on ridiculously priced supercars and presenters that can drive properly

  • fifth gear is so much better than top gear atleast they do proper tests and shot outs with cars people buy unlike top gear

  • @harley84fly here here, a proper car programme, not a bunch of incompetant c'#*s that talk utter sh1te and do stupid tests on ridiculously priced supercars

  • Pathetic comparison. In any porsche echoes timeless beauty. In a BMW 1 series, its at the bottom stack to its sliblings, no matter how much add on they can mount into it.

  • how are the tests fair if the drivers are different for both?

  • I feel sorry for this format. Nobody should be forced to compete with Top Gear... Rethink the concept and do something of your own...

  • The drifting part of the challenge is lame: totally subjective scoring.

  • drifting? are you serious? absurd.

  • The people on here that say things like the Cayman is a poor man's 911 have to be either blind or stupid.. The Cayman is Far better looking.. I think 911 owners are just pissed cause they over paid for a 911 when they could have saved a little money and got a far nicer looking Ride' lol.

  • I think this is almost like watching TopGear if it were being hosted by the Stig and one of his friends.

  • Gotta love Tiff.

  • its not the car that sucks. its the driver...

  • .. this funny looking thing?are you fukin serious?baby bmw?WTF?its 3,5l you twat!

  • @Rakloro 3.0l in line six Twin turbo-

    I have one...the '35 is misleading tho

  • the bmw is one of the ugliest car i seen..it's horrible.complete fail by bmw

  • @kanuk75 there testing the cars that match in price and target market. @ kanuk75 just shut up

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  • the cayman is less powerfull and much better than the bmw.

  • this show is much ,much better than the stupid top gear.

  • @aigaleada better car review..top gear is just a show that are not informative

  • Really would help if they compared apples to apples. Top line BMW 1 series with twin turbo against the lowest Cayman model. To have a truly fair comparison, they should have put the BMW against the Cayman S with the same driver testing each car. It's a little sad when they effectively rig the competition this way to suit their own purposes. This "test" was strickly for entertainment purposes and had nothing to do with testing the true capabilities of the cars.

  • Stupid button ---> 1:36

  • bimmer doesnt have an lsd

  • i thought they were about to crash at 2:14

  • damn this show sucks!!!!

  • i am sorry but these two blokes are silly.

  • I feel like the bimmers last drift was better but w/e

  • The Caymen looks badass.

  • its kinda sad that these guys have to operate in Top Gear's shadow...

  • STFU OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!

  • @bamboo123chewer This Old Man can drive better than 90% of humans on this planet! Including U retard!

  • Boy, this show sucks. But it's still heads above Top Gear US.

  • @Silverstreak350Z maybe it sucks but is still 2nd best car shows of all,..

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  • @Silverstreak350Z hey fuck you pal

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  • Isn't the right comparison.

    Cayman S vs. 135i.

    Cayman vs. 128i.

    But in the end they are very close.

  • @blinstrub S would go against the M

  • @jdunn65

    BMW does not make a 1 series M version.

    They are 3 different types of the Porsche Cayman... The standard Cayman, the Cayman S, and the Cayman R.

    Two Types of the BMW 1 Series 128i, and the 135i

    So the BMW is versing the least powerful Porsche in essence in this video.

    I wonder what the outcome would be if the BMW raced the Porsche Cayman R.

  • @blinstrub

    the m coupe is on its way

  • @bogrdstoner420

    Awesome, That will be a very power coupe!

  • @blinstrub

    they do make a 1 M

  • @den9

    Not available yet in the U.S. just checked.

    Hope it comes out soon

  • @blinstrub

    ummm they make an M-1

    know the facts before you open your mouth, just a heads up.

    cheers!

  • @nyysr

    when i said that the M1 wasn't out in the US yet, this was months ago

  • @blinstrub They are comparing the 135i to the Cayman, with the BMW costing $10,000 less than the Cayman. You want to compare it to the Porsche Cayman R? Maybe grab a 1 series M coupe or just get a 335i, tune it and do the standard bolt ons, and in either of those situations, walk away knowing you have a car as fast or almost as fast as the Porsche, while having the ability to put a couple people in the back seat and saving money in the process. I drive a Porsche though, so no saying I'm biased!

  • This guy says that the porsche is $6K more than the bimmer??? Porsche cayman starts at $49K+... the 135i starts at $35K... thats a lot more than $6K... but either way the bimmer is way more car than the cayman

  • @felon2099 uhm...it's pounds mate. next time think a bit, ok?

  • @posro1988: thank u for clearing that up... I feel like I thought a bit now. It's a good thing that there's always a smart geeky person on YouTube to correct other people... thank u

  • @felon2099 happy to have helped

  • The cayman 55 hp less!!

  • they should compare it to cayman S

  • @LBB988

    Well, to be fair, then the Cayman S should be compared to the 1 series M.

    BMW still wins.

  • This test was strange as the BMW was never made to compete with a mid engined sports car like the cayman...and it still won!

  • It's Bimmer, not Beamer. Dumbass.

  • @ukfan4sure1 actually, BMWs are also called Beamers. Check Wikipedia. Dumbass ;)

  • @derek400004 beamers are the motorcycles....

  • @derek400004 Yeah, if its a MOTORCYCLE! Dumbass x 2! Bimmer is a car. Beemer is a motorcycle.

  • at 2:08 WTF is he doing, how fucking gay of a laugh

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  • this is such a ripoff topgear

  • i would go wit bmw

  • this bmw is just an ugly piece of junk. chris bangle should be decapitated for what he did to bmw.

  • @vikingboyzz what are you on about this is an amazing car and the new M1 will be better than the M3 old school BMW

  • Extremely dumb... should have compared it to the cayman s

  • chip the bmw and the cayman will be the back mirror all the way home......sorry porsche but BMW rules the road.!!!!!!!!!

  • best handring of BMW Z4 M coupe !

  • BMW Z4 sDrive M Sport would kick both of there arses. 0-60 in 4.4 seconds, all for 45 grand. I'd either have that or a Ford RS

  • When you're sitting in traffic at 7am and your top speed for 90% of the miles you put on it is 50mph in suburbia, do the tiny differences in performance really matter all that much? Or do you drift the car into the parking space at Starbucks?

    When you engage in this kind of arguing you become the automotive equivalent of the guy who wears the Stormtrooper or Spock costume to the convention.

  • @brucec43 well, then u should not be interested in these cars, don't watch the videos, and go research minivans instead. if u buy one of these to drive it at 50 through suburbia to a starbucks, then u r the equivalent of that guy, not us.

  • Stupid tests

  • These guys are dweebs, not great drivers at all. The Porsche is actually beautiful where the BMW wouldst barely be noticed in a sea of regular cars in a parking lot.

  • This is bullshit, I have driven both cars and now own a Cayman and in my opinion, there was no question which car performed better (the Cayman). A real comparison needs to be made by a single driver, not two different people. I drove both, just as hard, through the Malibou canyons and the Cayman had much better handling and acceleration through the tight turns. Not to say the 135 wasn't an excellent car, but as a car lover, the porsche was by far the better car.

  • i thought they were about to run into eachother at 2:14 lol

  • U only buy a boxter/cayman when u want a Porsche, but don't got the money for a real one (911) :D

  • @isekanone sorry dude, you obviously don't know anything about the cayman. Buy some Porsche magazines and you'll quickly learn that Porsche is acutely aware of the perfect weight distribution of the Cayman, which is much more precise than the 911, and is the only reason why they don't offer a Cayman with a larger engine, as to not deflect any pride from their flagship car. Bottom line, if you drop a larger engine or a supercharger in a Cayman, it smashes a 911 on the track. Ask a porsche owner.

  • Haha and there will be an M1 soon.

    So it will be much more fun!

  • "Jason will take the baby B.M." hahahaha

  • So many things are wrong with this: A base Cayman 2.7L vs a Twin turbo I6? am I the only one that see's a problem? Stevie Wonder can see a problem here...

  • @6UNLEASHED TRUE! 

  • @nitescuiustin Its just a very bias comparison...its like putting a honda civic SI against a C55 AMG. 2 totally different cars

  • this porsche driver is one fuckin retard..unbelievable

  • @Slevis57 no he isnt, he was a former f1 driver. im not saying that he is as funnier as clarkson, but he drives better than him

  • My Cayman....favorite car in the world...one day I will have one!!!

  • Porsche won,for the money and speed..King Arnold aka Dj King Slice''King of All Dj's''.

  • 135 vs Cayman?

    Cayman - Reliability, Badge->Depreciation, Looks(bit subjective here)

    135 - Practicality, Price, Service cost.

    I'd go for a Cayman myself..

  • @nomainreason You'd be going for the least of the offerings I'm afraid. Owned more Porsches than BMWs in my time as well. Give me the built in latitude of forced induction programming and I'll tweak the suspension to suite. Much less expensive over all. You would have to be stupid beyond reason not to see it. Looks you say? Yeah you are absolutely right in that department. Performance is my game, however!

  • @nomainreason The Porsche may be a bit 'overpriced' but at least it doesn't have turbos and its intercoolers to maintain. Also, it seems to be more of a driver's car since it has more confidence around the corners but BMW does better in the straights.

  • the porsche is much better but driver of the bmw is better

  • the BMW is better. more affordable and looks better. if you want a porsche YOU SAVE UP AND GET YOURSELF A PROPER 911!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JimmyChannel1 Better get a TT911 or 996 or whatever for the lil' BMW with adds with weigh in less on the pocket and kick the daddy Porsche in the arse!

  • @vwertigo sorry to be rude, could you rephrase that again? yes I know i am dumb. but could you?

    i dunno if this answer our question, but I think that pretty much all of the old porsches were really good. my favourite 911s are the 993 and the 997 (2nd gen) model, i started to like the NEW cayenne. I HATE the 996, 1st gen cayenne and the first gen boxter and i dislike the cayman. like clarkson says, boxters & cayman show that you couldnt afford a 911 and you are unsuccessful about your life.

  • @vwertigo but, in THIS segment, i LOVE the Bmw because of its looks, sound, fuel economy, power, practicality, price, handling, and the fact that you can get a sunroof. but i gotta say, i would save up more for an M3 because of its much more interesting naturally aspirated high revving v8

  • @JimmyChannel1 I always migrate to the bang for buck principle when considering a car these days. I am merely stating the obvious potential of the little bmw. Enough tinkering on it and the thing would be reeling in an AWE TT. Not to mention it makes for a bastard of a sleeper too! I've got a copy of European Car mag with two offerings from EAS. The M3 and the lil 135i. The 135i put down 432/453whp vs M3 610/430 crank. Not bad either way but you see where I'm going with this?

  • @vwertigo i prefer the bmw in a mile than this particular porsche. I HAVE A BMW as well. if you want a porsche, you get a proper 911 or your basically advertising yourself to the public that you couldn't afford one.

    but back to the topic, tiff is amazing despite his age. you do have to look at that aspect first.

  • @JimmyChannel1 you're a fucking idiot, dude. My Cayman cost more than a base carrera after all the upgrades. How much was your BMW??? Bet my 911 rims on my Cayman is worth more than your car.

  • @JCamwell i wouldnt be so cocky there, because do you not realise that people think you are a massive showoff bell-end? check out my channel wanker, im 15. im not allowed to drive yet prick. no wonder how much you boast about your cayman, exactly of what clarkson says, boxters/caymans are a poorman's 911 fullstop. if your gonna get a porsche, you dont act like a impatient spoilt-brat and save up so that you can get a much better, classic porsche that made history in the car world. dickhead

  • FUNNY looking thing??? dont talk about my car that way douchebag your funie looking piece of shit euro fagget

  • Yep, my Cayman S was an understeerer, the problem with the Cayman is the 911..

  • their is a $15,350 difference between the cayman and bmw it would be silly to even compare the 2 because the 135i could just buy all the upgrades to beat this over priced monster

  • i know people wouldnt give a crap about this but at 0:23 isnt it the sound of the m3?

  • pô serginho groisman!

  • everybody knows the bmw its a drift car

    my 335d its beast , i already outruned mayne boxster , cayman and m3 e46

  • @Malibu71

    No, it just feels that way because it's got 420ft-lbs Tq. The 335i is a lot quicker than teh 335d and it's still a lot slower than a Porsche Cayman around the track.

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  • @mrcardio9r dude you know nothing obviously because if you look at the price you could destroy the porsche look at horse power freaks.com and look a the turbo kits for 10,000 that covers all the parts needed to handle a turbo and also a sick amount of horsepower the cayman would be standing still on a track,drag, or anything else not to mention the cayman had a way better driver in its seat and still falls short :(

  • I'd still get the Cayman though. Nothing against BMW but this particular model looks too tame, like a woman's car.

  • Wow this is the older Porsche Cayman they're testing.... The new 09+ Cayman is a good bit better.

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  • @crimsonkilla28

    IN a straight line sure you'd never get a 135i to out handle a Porsche Cayman. It would just be drag racing between corners trying to catch up. Regardless the Cayman is a billions times the better drivers car.

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  • The guy driving the Porsche is an awful driver. Watch how much he jerks the steering wheel on the hot lap.

  • PARECEN PENDEJOS miren estetica la bmw es una mierda

  • i saw a 135 at my driving class and its beast.. but i like the look of my 335 better

  • If I'm not mistaken, that was the old Cayman with the 25 less hp, no limited slip diff, and the old gearbox. I'm curious to know how the new model will fare.

  • What a seriously ugly BMW!!!

  • the 1 series is ugly as shit

  • the BMW looks better then the porsche. what rhymes with cayman and starts with a G?

  • @ivbeenshot greyman? :/

  • @MW2TNTacc NOPE

  • Sorry but a BMW 1er against a Porsche ? WTF?! Why not test a Bugati Veyron against a VW Polo ...

  • I havent drove either, but im interested in the porsche, my opinion is, the bmw is more for a family then a full on branded tee-shirt racer, the bmw is a beast, but theres just something about the porsche, something that makes you want it!

  • I can believe the 135i beat the Cayman (expected it actually). But against the Cayman S? That would be a more interesting match up. And what the dingle does drifting have to do with it? Drifting is for front wheel pocket rockets isn't it? Pardon me if I'm displaying my ignorance.

  • @motomango how do you drift in a front wheel pocket rocket?

  • @ivbeenshot Honestly, I don't know jack about drifting. But it is a huge thing in Japan where most everything is front wheel drive. Hence my question. Another question I have is what use is drifting in a race if the race isn't about drifting? I don't think many people buy a BMW or Porsche so they can drift it, so this test seems a bit silly to me. Unless I'm missing something here.

  • @motomango no your right about the drifting being the slowest way to take a corner, but i did not get the part of your other post about front wheels drive cars drifting. but thats it.

  • @ivbeenshot

    the 135i is rear wheel drive u fuckin idiot

  • @SpiderValve3 if you would read the whole conversation between me and motomango then you would understand. So your the fucking idiot...

  • @ivbeenshot

    ok mr. "ivbeenshot" , i'd rather get shot then read comments by two fucking idiots

  • @SpiderValve3 that would be the best for both of us i think, so giver

  • @ivbeenshot

    whatver, i fucked your mom, she loved it

  • @SpiderValve3 Lol, still using " your mom jokes" I guess. Funny if your fucking 10.

  • @ivbeenshot

    wasn't a joke, i had mad sex with your mother